Christmas Day, why are you here?

Christmas Day, why are you here?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Naughtiness has cost you your presents. Humbug has defeated you.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom hardy was such A miscast for bane

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because my family would rather spend Christmas with my sister and her kid, I'm just a single 39-year-old man.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont even exist

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its either posting here or talking to my parents

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my family have abysmal table manners i need something to totally distract me from the meal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy Christmas dinner while you can, because soon you'll be an adult and you won't get it anymore.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i own a condo bro these people just can’t chew with their mouths closed anymore. i try to help but they can’t learn

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >condo
          What is this 2003

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I live in a condo too. It's an apartment that you own. What's wrong with that?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was either that or buying a house in the ghetto

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You probably mean a traditional Christmas dinner. Christmas dinner is anything you want it to be. Tonight I’m making cheeseburgers and tatertots.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For you

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dr Pavel, I'm digits.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m hung over and I have no obligations or responsibilities.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have covid. so all my plans got canned. fricking shit.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU DIDNT ASK OUT THAT GIRL YOU LIKED THERES A GOOD CHANCE SHES GETTING THE D DURING CHRISTMAS FROM SOMEONE ELSE.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mental illness

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joke's on you loser, my crush gave me a Christmas present, I'm pretty sure she likes me back.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got stiffed on my date two nights ago.
    I went to a family lunch last night. The usual, baby cousins were horribly spoiled and annoying. Mom invited her 9999th boyfriend. Skedaddled right after gifts. Spent last night drinking all my wine and playing Left 4 Dead 2.
    Saw Wonka in the theater, it was dogshit.
    Spent the Christmas morning watching the original Gene Wilder chocolate factory film with hot cocoa and a chocolate bar (couldn't finish it, was too much). Now I'll sit on my arse for the rest of the day.

    IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE~
    SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT~

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dislike my family. Three cousins are tiktok zoomers. Nephews are half black and basically moronic. Mom is a narcissist. One other cousin has no teeth, reeks, and brings over a "woman" that is literally 500 pounds or more, she looks like that my fat ass life TV show. Most of the others are variants of moronic. I know Christmas alone is supposed to be the ultimate misery, but it occurs to me that I'm only here to avoid that, and perhaps it would be better.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a big day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a big hat

      for you

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just chilling out after all the family stuff, this place is fun and I don't use social media.
    Also, I want to talk about It's A Wonderful Life, I finally saw it.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a schooner.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a big hat

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bored.
    Same as everyone else.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    checking out boxing vids for Inoue vs Tapales tomorrow

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 u

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