Christmas Day, why are you here?
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Christmas Day, why are you here?
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Naughtiness has cost you your presents. Humbug has defeated you.
Tom hardy was such A miscast for bane
Because my family would rather spend Christmas with my sister and her kid, I'm just a single 39-year-old man.
i dont even exist
Its either posting here or talking to my parents
my family have abysmal table manners i need something to totally distract me from the meal
Enjoy Christmas dinner while you can, because soon you'll be an adult and you won't get it anymore.
i own a condo bro these people just can’t chew with their mouths closed anymore. i try to help but they can’t learn
>condo
What is this 2003
I live in a condo too. It's an apartment that you own. What's wrong with that?
it was either that or buying a house in the ghetto
You probably mean a traditional Christmas dinner. Christmas dinner is anything you want it to be. Tonight I’m making cheeseburgers and tatertots.
For you
Dr Pavel, I'm digits.
I’m hung over and I have no obligations or responsibilities.
i have covid. so all my plans got canned. fricking shit.
DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU DIDNT ASK OUT THAT GIRL YOU LIKED THERES A GOOD CHANCE SHES GETTING THE D DURING CHRISTMAS FROM SOMEONE ELSE.
mental illness
Joke's on you loser, my crush gave me a Christmas present, I'm pretty sure she likes me back.
I got stiffed on my date two nights ago.
I went to a family lunch last night. The usual, baby cousins were horribly spoiled and annoying. Mom invited her 9999th boyfriend. Skedaddled right after gifts. Spent last night drinking all my wine and playing Left 4 Dead 2.
Saw Wonka in the theater, it was dogshit.
Spent the Christmas morning watching the original Gene Wilder chocolate factory film with hot cocoa and a chocolate bar (couldn't finish it, was too much). Now I'll sit on my arse for the rest of the day.
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE~
SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT~
I dislike my family. Three cousins are tiktok zoomers. Nephews are half black and basically moronic. Mom is a narcissist. One other cousin has no teeth, reeks, and brings over a "woman" that is literally 500 pounds or more, she looks like that my fat ass life TV show. Most of the others are variants of moronic. I know Christmas alone is supposed to be the ultimate misery, but it occurs to me that I'm only here to avoid that, and perhaps it would be better.
Its a big day
for you
I'm just chilling out after all the family stuff, this place is fun and I don't use social media.
Also, I want to talk about It's A Wonderful Life, I finally saw it.
I need a schooner.
thats a big hat
Bored.
Same as everyone else.
checking out boxing vids for Inoue vs Tapales tomorrow
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