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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Answer him.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I plan to spend minimal time with family tomorrow. Otherwise I'm enjoying the long weekend like everyone else, anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live in a shitty one bedroom apartment with a sibling I don't talk to, a parent I despise, and an uncle I don't even care to know who is sleeping in the living room couch as a speak studying from the open room kitchen. Oh did I mention I pay the bills here and a portion of rent? I am out of here next month. Frick this place.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like the quintessential Russian experience.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          More muttamerican to me. Still true.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Was getting crucified part of your plan?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who celebrates on christmas eve?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me. Went to church with my family, then we went out to a bar, I had 2 double rum/cokes ,and I chatted up this cute boy there(yes I'm a gay). Then we went and picked up a pizza, came home and watched that animated Grinch movie. Got his number btw :3

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gay christcuck
        wtf

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol no, it's just tradition for us to go on Christmas Eve for the candlelight service. My parents are religious, kind of. I am not religious, but am spiritual. Most closely align to Buddhism.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy fricking reddit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, (you).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We knew you were a gay when you ordered the rum and cokes, no need to be redundant

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          rum and coke is a gay drink??? im a gay???

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes and apparently yes

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              is there any way to purify and cleanse myself of this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice one anon, hope you get to clap his cheeks soon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does gaydar work? how do you recognize a fellow turdpusher

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homosexuals reproduced by raping kids.

    • 5 months ago
      big digits incoming

      real human beans

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    some of you guys make me laugh. some of you guys make horrible threads like this though

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have felt profoundly and suicidally depressed since Thanksgiving. I think my liver is diseased. It is constantly drizzling and chilly here. I have no will nor desire to do anything except continue to indulge in masochistic fantasies.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    to get litty

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm always here.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To see exactly how buckbroken the stupid Christmas theme makes the whole board

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for a torrent to finish so I can spend my night watching an overrated homoerotic sports anime.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I didn't ask out my work crush

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having the family christmas dinner tomorrow.
    Tonight I'm just hanging out at my apartment.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am at work

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom died this year and I have no family to spend with. This year has been so shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it'll get better anon. will take a couple years at least to start feeling normal again.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cut off contact with my friends halfway though the year
    Something's wrong with me at this point, I'm so shit at holding relationships

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of my family hates me almost as much as I hate them. I only celebrate Christmas with my mom. I've been spending most of my free time finishing the second to last draft of my novel for my grandmother. I promised her I'd get it done soon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like your writing but I like that you bothered to write it and share it with people.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm up late after my GF has gone to bed, letting dinner settle before I lay down too. In the morning we'll exchange our presents then head to her folks' place with the rest of the senpai to watch the younglings open their stuff. I gotta say, it's been a cozy holiday. I wish all of you a merry Christmas, and if it can't be merry, let it at least be a peaceful day of contemplation towards a brighter new year.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm working.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel your pain, I have to wagie tomorrow night. I'll just be sitting at a desk watching Christmas movies thoughbeit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you at least get paid double like me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do pay double, but only on Christmas. My 10hr shift today only goes until 2am (which is still nearly $90 though).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lot of loyalty for a hired gun

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    enjoying my free time, frick off
    i already did the church stuff and visiting relatives yesterday

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a URI and don't want to infect my family so that's why I'm here maskedman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone has one right now, might as well get their infection over with

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    guardian the chimney

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My family is asleep, what else should I do but shitpost?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm semi-alone this season. It's funny, you get to a point where choosing to be away from family feels quite relieving

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I missed you anon.
    I promised I would be here for you when you needed me most - I would have been here sooner but I forgot the way...

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i’m sitting outside my kids room on my phone waiting for them to go to sleep so i can set up all the santa presents and eat the cookies

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the outside world rejects me

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