>christmas eve

>christmas eve
why are you here?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate people.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I came to die with my city

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was waiting for this thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could have started it

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I came to post kino

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are the /tv implications of this?
      (what is it from?)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fapped to this a lot as a kid for some reason.

      what are the /tv implications of this?
      (what is it from?)

      Diane Keaton in Something's Gotta Give (2003) (rated PG-13)

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at work and I'm bored

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smoke break at work

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    avoiding people

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ....ANSWER HIM!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm asking you

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got drunk as frick last night and I'm hungover so just chillin and shitposting.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, got too drunk last night so I'm hungover and haven't even gotten out of bed yet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give it up anon, you and I both know the liquor hasn’t done you any favors in a LONG time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I might give dry January a shot, we'll see after that.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    to get litty

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    one day you kinda just realize you don't have friends anymore and making new ones is pretty hard. i should have done a better job of maintaining those friendships, they were good people.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least you have digits

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never have the same game i did when i was in my early twenties. Should've noticed my mental issues and calmed them the frick down. Some of those girls were good..

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Life's a lot better these days, but it is still painful looking back at the immense creative energy and talent I had when I was like 16-23. I used to make OC and copypastas for this site that I'd forget all about and see randomly reposted years later. I hate being a boring old frick with no spark.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never have the same game i did when i was in my early twenties. Should've noticed my mental issues and calmed them the frick down. Some of those girls were good..

      free will doesn’t exist so having “regrets” is a fallacy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you dont need friends on christmas just a mom. dummy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why haven't THEY tried and maintained the friendship, why does it have to be you? It just means your "friends" sucked anyway.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this post is always made by the guy who didnt put the effort in after the consequences catch up

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually should've cut people off sooner. Now I'm finally meeting a few people I can get along with but I'm reserved from spending so much time with two-faced backstabbing buttholes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn, are you me?
      im in the same rut.
      people i wanna talk to dont want to talk to me and people i want to avoid insist on trying to contact me.
      i hate it.
      its so hard to make new friends over 35.
      i got some friends, i just dont like them, but they dont know that. i just pretend i care for them. its taxing.
      everyone ive met through them have been dead ends
      i have no problem meeting new people when i fly out to vegas and make best friends with the guy at the card table or bar.
      i dont need friends who live on the other side of the country. i got like a dozen of those. i try to visit them off and on, but yeah, that gets expensive.
      why am i better friends with those who are so far from me? is it because they dont really know me? sheeeit......
      anyway, im killing time before leaving for my parents place. long ass drive.
      also checked

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried, they didn't.

      [...]
      free will doesn’t exist so having “regrets” is a fallacy

      Well at least it feels like it so you can act like it.

      Nobody loves me.

      Your mom does

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Your mom does
        No, my mother is a sociopath who mistakes her demanding narcissism as mothering. This is why I haven't spoken to her in six years.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the else would i be? christmas is tomorrow

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why are you here?
    Just chilling while my in-laws cook dinner. Why do you ask?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because I've lost control of my life

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not willing to spend festive times with fake people. Interacting with the npcs would only allow meaning to get further diluted.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only 5pm here. There's hours before dinner.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have work in 2 hours.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >initiated

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taking a break from my Spielberg double bill

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm israeli

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a Muslim

      get out

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        *headbutts you*
        "no"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOUR MOTHER

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            *explodes*

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              zinedine zidane?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your religion been hijacked by troons

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    alcoholism

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Muslim

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never knew my dad.
    my mom is at the hospital with pancreatic cancer and i can’t spend christmas with her (hospital policy) and my half-brother is an butthole who left us selfishly a long time ago.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have lost control of my life
    verification not required

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    mom kicked me out for being a useless neet, now I spend the holidays posting off topic garbage on Cinemaphile and cry myself to sleep
    god bless

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I came here. FOR YOU!

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nowhere to go.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally me. I don't watch Western media anymore, just anime. I only come here for some memes, the memes on Cinemaphile just don't hit

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did a Christmas party last night with my fun in laws
    The one today doesn't start until 5 or 6 with my not fun in laws

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you have two separate sets of in laws
      sounds like a nightmare

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, you see, my wife has a mom and a dad and they're from different families

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Marrying a woman with divorced parents
          Are you an actual, unironic cuckold?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            r u tarded or trolling?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t understand what “cuckold” has to do with marrying a woman with divorced parents

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              How exactly do you think a woman is supposed to know how to properly behave in a marriage when her own parents couldn't figure it out, much less teach her?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I’m the husband in this scenario, I say don’t you worry, you will learn VERY soon.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Came home after dining at mom's and started drinking and listening to Black Sabbath.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >It's Christmas eve tomorrow in Holland!
    How does that work? Is the fabric of time different in Holland?

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently watching the first harry potter and snacking on christmas candies

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over for me. I think I'm mentally ill or we live in hell. I'm just waiting for death.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow you're literally me

      jack off to some e-girl porn and play a good game, treat yourself. Don't wallow in your misery while not enjoying yourself at least.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2016 will soon be 8 years ago

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello newbie tourist.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      STOP

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i was 18 in 1993

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm Muslim so I don't care about Christmas.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are browns so chronically incapable of creating ANYTHING for themselves?

      I would tell you to go to a muslim website but of course there aren’t any

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to /misc/ gay

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to your shithole achmed

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keep crying about Islam weirdo lol. My maids living quarters are probably bigger than your entire house.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Relax achmed, we’re just laughing at you because you’re an illiterate pedo worshipping brownoid from a race who has never created anything

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol you don't even know history dweeb, why are you even dickriding the accomplishment of others when you haven't done jack in life?
                We don't worship the Prophet either, weak claim- come up with something more challenging. The age of Aisha is also disputed but you don't know that do you? What an ignorant joke you are.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t know what you’re saying, but you’re definitely mad.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No valid response, just as expected. Keep trying.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He waited until she was 9 to rape her, not surprising from the religion that also created bacha bazi

                But seriously why haven’t muslims contributed anything to the modern world? Inventions are like 80% Europeans and 20% East Asians

                >b-but I have an indonesian slave maid
                lol religion of peace btw

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://hawramani.com/aisha-age-of-marriage-to-prophet-muhammad-study/

                https://primaquran.com/2023/06/06/shafii-muhaddith-salah-al-din-al-idlibi-questions-age-of-aisha-in-bukhari-2/

                I bet you won't read it, because you're wilfully ignorant out of arrogance.

                >muh religion of peace
                Who told you that? We're not buddhists.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You claim to be the religion of peace all the time lmao

                >s-she actually wasn’t 6 at the age of marriage and 9 at the age of rape trust me bro all you have to do is willfully ignore all of the historical sources
                Kek

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you didn't read anything of what I linked, just as I thought exemplifying your wilful ignorance.
                >but you all claim
                Get out of here with your nonsense poltard.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry achmed but the entire world knows about Aisha’s age and no amount of historical revisionism will change that

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                virgin birth

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're truly moronic, it's not revisionism at all- it's about using already existent historical sources. You have no idea how Hadiths work nor are you bothering to read what I sent- pussy.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So the new Muslim position is the whole world just made up the fact that Aisha was 6 at the time of “marriage” and 9 at the time of rape?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's called Hadith critique which has been going on for centuries. You have no idea how Hadiths work.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                “Guys we just reread this text for the 274738394th time and we discovered that Mohammed wasn’t a pedophile as we thought for 1300 years, we just discovered this last week”

                Lmaoooo

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once more you are ignoring the articles I posted and are just rambling continuously being wilfully ignorant. You do know that Hadiths existed before Bukhari and Muslim right? It's pretty funny how pathetic you are right now, you are outright refusing to see the reasoning behind something and are just continuously spouting nonsense. You think Hadith is limited to a single piece of text? Pffffftttttttt.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Guys we just discovered this, it contravenes what we’ve been saying for over a millennia but Aisha was actually 19 and actively consented to all sexual encounters
                Amazing

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahahahahaha, once again you are ignoring it completely.
                >He thinks this just magically came to light
                It's always been there LOL, once more I will reiterate. You are ignoring the articles and are continuously repeating yourself out of wilful ignorance due to your Christian arrogance.

                Btw I can dismantle your Bible right now, do you want to play? Do you think Jesus is God?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're ignoring my made-up historical revision I did to apologize for my pedo prophet
                Amazing (verification not required)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but but muh inventions
                Did those inventions appear out of thin air? Did the steam engine or the piston engine just magically spawn in a white mans bedroom? What about optics and medicine? Delusional poltard.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No brownoid, those things had to be *invented* by people with an IQ much higher than yours.

                Next time you use air conditioning, the internet, or write in English, you should thank a European.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                loool you're an actual joke.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He says in English.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                bahhahahahaaha whatever helps your insecurities dude sorry you haven't achieved much in life- keep hating and seething about others you're just a drop in the ocean.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoying your night arguing on 4 chan? No doubt your achievements in life will come soon.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm young tard, I've probably achieved more than you how many degrees do you have?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh a degree in a modern university, how amazing. Did you know the word degree comes from Latin, I Teach, Doceo? That itself comes from the Church for people who taught and interpreted the Bible, "doctor".
                Anyway enjoy your degrees steeped in European and Christian history.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                algebra is arabic

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh this is even better, you're a christcuck? Lmao I'll dismantle your religion right now if you want. Who established the first university?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh a degree in a modern university, how amazing. Did you know the word degree comes from Latin, I Teach, Doceo? That itself comes from the Church for people who taught and interpreted the Bible, "doctor".
                Anyway enjoy your degrees steeped in European and Christian history.

                Oh this is even better, you're a christcuck? Lmao I'll dismantle your religion right now if you want. Who established the first university?

                hardest autism i have seen in a while

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sneething brownoid

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                TL;DR

                get a life shitskin

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >My maids living quarters are probably bigger than your entire house.
              Mohamad bro you probably live in a 20 square feet apartment in France let's be real

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Christmas is a Middle Eastern holiday

          omg i hope i get upvoted for defending moronic poop skins online!!!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Christmas is a Middle Eastern holiday

          +1 upvote

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christmas is a Middle Eastern holiday

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Christmas, lighten up.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        least brown-obsessed /k/ poster

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop being fricking gay, Cinemaphile, you know you're better than this.

      Hello newbie tourist.

      Why are browns so chronically incapable of creating ANYTHING for themselves?

      I would tell you to go to a muslim website but of course there aren’t any

      Go back to /misc/ gay

      Go back to your shithole achmed

      Christmas is a Middle Eastern holiday

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That honestly explains a lot about why this board is so shit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like it's infested by zoomers and the occasional /misc/cels who haven't seen a diverse range of movies and shows.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            no it’s actually because my political enemies are stupid and bad and dumb and they don’t know anything and it doesn’t make me cry.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sadly, WhatsApp and all killed all the kino arabic shitposting places.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom got covid and therefore ruined christmas cause we had to cancel the party

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no friends.
    In fact I haven't spoken with anyone in 10 days. Not that speaking with cashiers and store attendants counts as human interaction anyway.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      10 days is nothing anon.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have the norovirus so I’m spending the holidays alone because I don’t want to pass this horrible shit onto my family - especially my older relatives.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sucks man, sorry to hear that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, buddy. Have a nice Christmas.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks man. Hope you get better soon.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who works in props, this looks like a 'non-gun.' It's essentially an electronic cap gun that produces a bright flash out of the muzzle end using a magnesium powder charge.

    They generally suck, but sometimes you have to use them because the actor has a criminal record and can't be handed a blank firing, or production won't sign off on blank firing for liability or budgetary reasons.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    all my friends are here

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ANOTHER demoralization thread by female brained crybabies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      people who call threads demoralization threads are just projecting their own actual depressed response to the stimuli of the thread. You just exposed yourself as being a mental midget. Congratulations.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We’re just having a laff

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But they are, stop projecting. Accept this isn't your gay blog and just shitpost or talk about Film and TV. For frick's sake.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you still seem mad, so I’m gonna go ahead and say that I was right with my original post.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      These threads have been a staple on Cinemaphile since you were sucking on your momma’s breasts. Back to r*ddit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm aware and they've always been fodder for female brained losers to whine and jerk each other off.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll tell you what I’m not seeing from you, an answer to OPs question.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an antisocial atheist of muslim origin.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't I be with my friends and family on Christmas Eve?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merry christmas, fren.

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I could go live as a bushman in the mountains and never speak to anyone ever again I would be at total bliss

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you realize this is what every man wants and they only created society to trap us here.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's get the frick up out this country muthafricka

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could be a retired boomer living in Southwest Florida and spend my day playing golf and pickleball with the bros and dating hot widows

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To distract me from my stressful family.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I have nothing and no one. I am alone on this barren earth.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has internet connection
      you’re already a step ahead of a lot of people out there anon

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >christmas eve
    Two more weeks

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for the text document

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinner is in 2 hours, still have time to shitpost
    Club opens at 23:00, I still have several hours before I get to publicly embarrass myself while my friends watch powerless my drunken self dropping my spaghetti

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's close to the 1 year anniversary of my divorce, when I was living in my office, so I came back to my office to spend the day in reflection.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    we could just be nice to each other for 24 hours

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great thinking anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day gay

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's hard to explain

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm taking a shit rn while family is having diner

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    im going to see my granny soon rthis place is mega depressing yet keeps me comforted and less alone all year round i guess i owe it some gratitude

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best way to have a nice day? Preferably not with a gun, I want to leave minimal mess behind and not to give too much work and problems for the paramedics etc.

    I have not done drugs ever but could something like heroin work? Like a massive overdose? I have no tolerance so if I took lots of it would it do the job?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not an expert on the matter but you would probably feel intense pain and confusion before actually falling asleep and dying, also you would leave around vomit everywhere, an undignified death

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do a flip

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i’m gonna get a big bottle of liquor and drink it as i make my way to a bridge and jump off

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy some cocaine from a Black person. It’ll be laced with fentanyl.

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For you

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Muslim :).

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody loves me.

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because grandma just shit up the bathroom so we went for a drive to smoke.

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m on Cinemaphile at my Christmas party

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can I invite myself to spend christmas with at a friends house? Theyre all getting married and now I'll probably only spend it with my mom

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To coom on Bane's back, at the rate of this meme

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got out of the hospital a couple days ago after one of my lungs collapsed

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      KAIN?

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got done with work, gonna get drunk, high and watch some kino. Starting off with "Santa is dad to all the kids". Swedish christmas kino. Not sure what will follow, probably some gojira action. Merry christmas, Black folk!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds fun anon merry christmas

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a big guy

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live here, why are YOU here?

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My family is horrible and most of them hate me as much as I hate them. This was probably the worst year of my life and I have no energy left. I'm in love with Hailee Steinfeld and knowing we'll never be together makes me want to jump off a bridge.

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    family thinks I'm crazy so just doing the usual stuff. can't really blame them. whatever

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit family
    >all of my childhood friends left to different countries
    >my mom and dad are obsessed with tik tok shit and mobile overall
    >my oldest sister died a long time ago, decades ago when i was a child, i still miss her
    >if i go and hang out with normal gays i still feel alone despite being surrounded by people
    because i have nowhere else to go

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m watching the Jim Carrey Grinch with my family and shitposting, this movie gets more kino to me every year.

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