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$chuck is $81, dip brain.
i sold nearly all my chuck at 80 and it's gone up again, I can't believe this
brainlet here, portfolio is currently less than $700. Is it over for me?
I put it all on Chad, with Boob and Bane reserves.
Now is the time to sell Bane and Boob and invest more in chad.
SELL SELL SELL
>I threw it all on Chuck, let's ride boys
im fricked, im ruined, ill never survive this market
I bought 19 Chuck at the start with $12 leftover and am riding it until the end of the day. Never sell.
I BELIEVE THAT CHUCK WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT CHUCK WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT CHUCK WILL WIN
Oh come on man, y'all still on your grind ?
I have 1000 CHUCKcoin, why isn't it showing up as my profile pic when I put $CHUCK? homosexuals.
BUY CHUCK!!!! ITS TIME FOR CHUCK!
For me, it's Bane.
Buy Chad to post on /qa/
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clowning rn
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I've got BANE and CHAD, what else should I buy?
Get in on CHUCK while it's still currently on the ground floor my friend
I though you said it was on the ground floor, now it's in the basement.
Thank you for buying my bags which I swapped for CHAD while THAT was on the groundfloor
4000 in chad at $56... I'm hoping this is a good investment
I got 150k chucks what do I suck n frick???
realy enjoying the minigame
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have brand loyalty to Clown and that's it. Other than that I trade to make money.
Imagine having brand loyalty to volatile shitcoins like Chuck, GME or Chad.
>peaked in 2012
SELL REDDIT
*CRASH INCOMING*
SELL REDDIT
*CRASH INCOMING*
Sold 25,000 CHUCK at $137 and 25,000 at $91. Don't get left holding the bag, suckers.
Imagine not making it to mogul
Black person I have a real life job making money, I cant sit on Cinemaphile all day playing with fake money to impress literally nobody
>whole buncha excuses for being an abject failure
Hahaha look at this cheap loser
POORgay
O
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F
A
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I did it in 30 minutes
Why is Chuck a meme on Cinemaphile rather than Cinemaphile
Chuck gang represent
Are they going to crash the markets?
With no survivors
Nah buy $RDDIT
Cringe
I have 500 each of chuck, gme, and chad
they can't ALL crash, r-right?
As long as you bought them when sub $20 you'll be fine. You did pump at the right time didn't you anon?
i bought chuck and gme at $30+ as a hedge against chad...
So you didn't just buy 20k units of GME @ 9s? Wait sorry, that was me. I'm literally Conor McGregor at this stage. I'd heem everyone up in this b***h. Yasssssssss
Yeah, but its tedious to buy that much.
You should still be buying gme
>above $20
>chasing diminishing returns
Who da fook is dat guy?
I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type one civilization. Show me your balance
>heems you back to the 14th Century
The Yotsuba Stock Exchange Champion doesn't care m8, your wife is a towel.
send me location
Get da fook outta here with that forgery. I've legit got $108567537 b***h. The double YSE champ does what da fook he likes.
BUY BUY BUY
>lost my mogul status on Chuck's
Bros...
you still have it king
I JUST MISSED GETTING IN AT $35 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>bought into GME at $46 instead of $9
clocks ticking chads
>bought thousands of CHAD at 40 something
Chuck sars....
The floor is in. CHUCK and GME bros to the moon.
bought the dip
3000 chad and 3000 chuck
see you on the other side boys
Rise with me, brothers.
Welp, I hit mogul status.
whoops I meant 3000 gme
sold all my chuck
next time you hear from me i'll be a mogul
were so back
do i have enough $CHUCK ?
>JANNY is the most stable stock
LOL, JANNY, CLOWN and BOOB are the most stable, I don't think I've ever seen one dip below at least 300, not to mention double digits.
i got my CIA badge thanks to buying Anime for 1$.
I´m Happy
nig
it’ll dip to single digits again
to the moon
How is anyone not a mogul at this point
WE'RE FRICKING MOONING CHUCKBROS
HOLD TIGHT MY homieS
some of us have jobs and can't shitpost on Cinemaphile all day.
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH GME
I got the only icon I cared about. Today was a good day. Goodnight stock trading anons.
HOLD TO 200 BOYS
try 800
sneed
HOLD
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CHUCK is through the roof!
CHUCK IS UNSTOPPABLE
WE'RE ON THE RISE
We all can agree that $PEPE is the shittiest coin, right? It doesn't have anything, and I think it's even the rarest icon
267,000 shares of $CHUCK and I'll be accruing more next time there's a dip
flipping CHAD and GME to fund my CHUCK ownership like any good boy should
Based
On my way king. I reckon chuck will sail when the markets crash and be the only one left standing
IM RIDING CHUCK TO THE END
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Just sold a bunch of my $ANIME collection. Road to 300M.
2024 APRIL FOOL POWER RANKINGS
ENTRY LEVEL POOR gay EXCHANGE
>CHUCK
>RDDT
>GME
>GACHI
BOOMER DAY TRADER LEVEL
>CHAD
>CIA
>BANE
>YTSB
YOUNG INTERN SWINDLER TIER
>PEPE
>WOJK
ONLY 500IQ EVEN REMEMBER THESE EXIST
>SICP
>AUTSM
ALWAYS BE CLOSING TIER
>DESU
>BOOBS
>CLOWN
WOLF OF YOTSUBA STREET
>ANIME
>JANNY
>LOL
How much of your portfolio is stocks? mines. 70%.
100% I want mogul or nothing
50/50, no point in holding shitcoins
65million in holdings, 500k liquid
BANE will close at top today.
Do you feel in charge?
Post your CHAD count
9000
You're like a little babby
159,000
Reddit obviously the next crash to buy. Can't read on whether to hold GME, Chad or Chuck while I wait.
dump GME any time it hits 100
dump CHAD any time it's over 150
hold CHUCK and buy more when it dips
Frick Chuck. Game's rigged.
25000
Time to dump the CHUCK
>217
chucksters.. is it time?
>keep price artificially low to accumulate
>now we're going to the moon
If you weren't hoarding CHUCK it's ogre
never sell
use the other shitcoins to profit and keep buying into CHUCK
CHUCK will never recover. Enjoy being poorgays forever
Just sold Chuck for 150% profit and went into CHAD.
Chucktards please tell me its gonna soar again
of course
buy Reddit
Please make $SNEED
Angel Reese vs Caitlin Clarke round 2 on ESPN right now guys
the mustard is off the hotdog boys. its late, i need sleep. but im rich enough to buy us all girlfriends. gnight
party sneeders in the house tonight!
U mad??
i'm awkwardly sitting here with 500k liquid waiting for the next dip
gme is going down bro, buy now c'mon
Hope it bounces
WERE BACK
Is it weird to take off April 1 so you can participate in Cinemaphile's memes every year.
Last year they were shit memes
>shit memes
So I wouldn't waste time off on that.
I don't even remember what last year's was. The gayest years were probably the emojis, "likes" and "day of the rake"; those fricking sucked.
Covid was kinda boring but okay for what it was. Same with stocks.
Board mergers and candy teams were the only truly memorable ones.
last year was making random posts like bots with random fake namegayging and "beep boop" at the end of your post.
it was gay as frick.
Some gay AI shit? Wow yeah I can understand why I completely forgot that was even a thing. Thanks for the recap fellow $clown bro.
I'd say they're about 50/50 on whether it's fun or not. This is in the top 3 easy. Best is still peeps.
Best is board merging by far
how long is this gonna last? I want to make a million before the end
what you say, get off the chad train now?
it will go higher!
I'm all in
Which one should we dump, Bogdabros?
I just sold all my chuck to make back my investment.
I have £1400 to spend what do I buy?
unironically reddit. 35 is close to floor so you're bound to make a return
>Goes to 29 after that same post
Kek
Its all over the place constantly
Crypto homies be like
>Listen to this moron
>Jumps to 79 just before I buy
>Dips to 29 after I buy
You are actually such a homosexual
Should have bought at 29 then
buy wojak now
Dumping all the anime
I got in at $13
Feels good man
BUY BUY BUY
WOJK and GME just brought me to 12 milly, let's go
Test.
CHUCK at 28$
CHUCK at 28$
CHUCK at 28$
CHUCK at 28$
We need some spreading around money Data
UPDATE ON CHUCK: It's at 28 now
TIME FOR A REBOUND homieAAAAAAA
Every single investment of mine was up while I slept so I cashed out of everything besides my obscene amounts of 2 and 5 dollar CHUCK and a little into RDDT this cycle.
Want to get back in now that my head is clear and I’m not overwhelmed, where are you guys looking?
loading up here at 28
Help
just bought the dip
LET'S GO SISTERS
let chuck hit single value before poomping
BUY THAT FRICKING DIP
CHUCKBROS TO THE MOON
you finna know it
still not buying
it's not a "dip" if it doesn't reach the single digits
i bought for 28 and sold for 80
too high risk to substantially increase my wealth at this point
I'm waiting for the big one so I can get 50x+ gains
Bought 10k Cia 10k gachi went to sleep,woke up become a mogul
Dang where is my title
Wojak buyers have to be the biggest morons. Me included.
chuck better fricking rebound
bought some chuck got some reddit too. let's go boys
>another CHUCK dip
praise be sneed
I can accumulate
Just made a killing on CHUCK
almost to 300k shares of CHUCK after that dip
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don't sleep on the reddit dip
$Chuck is in a bull run homies
there is still time to jump on the CHUCK TRAIN
if you buy now
>bought at 28
>sold at 84
we did it r*ddit
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I already made it
Buy $chuck
BUY REDDIT
IT COSTS LESS THAN A WENDY'S MEAL
all in on reddit
Time to dump Chuck at the top and go in on REDDIT.
You ARE going to buy the dip, right Cinemaphile?
$12 REDDIT
LOAD UP REDDITSISTERS
$12 REDDIT
LOAD UP REDDITSISTERS
RDDT is never going to happen.
>there's still poorgays who aren't moguls
no way lmao
Just got off work and already 6x. Reddits easy 5x will take me from $12k to $60k.
I will invest in absolutely any stock EXCEPT for the moon proof Chuck
HERE WE GOOOOOOO
$12
it's happening
LESS GO
REDDIT CHADS GET IN HERE
>tfw most of your portfolio is RDDT
>it crashes
Why the FUCC am I back to Rich. Is the rank based the liquid cash?
should i just go to bed guys i dont feel good. 130million. im assumign around midnight all the stocks will be sold off and ill lose a lot of my investments.
witness me please. i tried.
20k RDDT @12
AYYYYY WE WANT SOME MONAY
is it time?
ALL IN ON CHUCK
we did it, reddit!
>bought 30k $RDDT at $12
reddit dump chuck pump bros
DUMP CHAD PUMP CHUCK
>Chuck at 19
Reddit sisters sell everything and buy CHUCK
I have a ton of both
Did. bought the reddit $12 dip, sold out at $46. all inned on CHUCK at $19
>sold out at $46
KWAB
>price now $22
You dun fricked up
no it will moon. and you will wish you had bought at $22
I didn't sell either
just upped 400k. going to make to it 10mil in less than an hour
The Fire Rises
It was a 5 min investment, its down to $22 now so it was the right thing to do shortterm
Let's go
What's the biggest portfolio someone's grown?
There could be a hidden title at 1 billion
It's possible
Epstein's Island Enjoyer
i saw someone post with 1 billion. probably faked tho unless anyone else is in that ballpark?
im sorry
so now what?
How much do you need to be Mogul? Is it 5 mil?
yea I'm on the verge
I'm really struggling, because I'm holding Chuck and Reddit, and they're worth jack shit. I buy one and it crashes, so I end up having to buy the other.
No idea, ive got 48mil
I've 10 of all except GME and Reddit. Remindee to sell, thanks.anon
I have equal shares in reddit and chuck
Chuck is by far the shittiest and most instable stock. Never seen it above $250
Don't care. Buying more CHUCK.
Chucktards...
it went up, I bought the dip
12k chuck 18k reddit
when the prices update i'm gonna be a mogul
Kek reddit crashed hard
I bought it at $19 I don't care
chuck doesnt shoot up
HOLY SHIT
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I think I deranked again.
how is it possible to derank from mogul?
I haven't hit Mogul yet, dood. I'm going to liquidate everything when I hit Mogul, and then pump whatever I want to have the highest price.
Happened to me a couple times riding the GME waves past 5mil
$20 Sneed please
I’m just here to laugh at Chuckcucks
>Buy REDDIT
>Sell REDDIT
>Buy CHUCK
>Sell CHUCK
>Repeat
its over for me
buying more of the reddit dip, it's going to the moon bros i can feel it
I'm already at 25,000 there, just gonna hope it pops off
Uhm, sneed to meet you?
ANIMEFRENS WE ABOUT TO HIT 800
Holding reddit until it goes to $100. Its a guarentee at these numbers.
Chuck is kept artificially low by jannies.
Do you still play?
Only to buy more CHUCK
joever
There reaches a point where you're making so much money buying up 50k of anything below $50 is nothing. It's addicting.
>bought anime at 1 and cashed in
>bought gachi at 4 and cashed in
>bought chuck at 3 and cashed in
i still have 25k chuck that i'm not even going to bother selling
on phone btw 🙂
5k on chuck and reddit lets go
is the point of this prank to teach NEETs how to trade?
there are zero fundamentals at work here nor is there supply and demand. the mods are just setting the prices
>the mods are just setting the prices
I disagree. Why are the prices higher now compared to the start? It's because people holding means the price stays high. It goes up if people buy it.
doesnt it go up when people buy? is it all just random?
just check the ads bro
Letting it all ride on CHUCK
I don't give a frick
$86m
CANNOT quite get to $100m. Closest I've got is $98m. All my shit is in RDDT, GME, and CHUCK, and it's like there's always one of them worth frick all.
Yes sir
I SOLD ALL MY ANIME STOCK ALL ON CHUCK
SELL ALL YOUR $RDDT RIGHT FRICKING NOW
20k in Chuck, 16k in Reddit.
OMG CHUCK AND RDDT BOTH 41
WHY THE FRICK ARE REDDIT AND CHUCK THE SAME PRICE. THEY'RE MY ONLY HOLDINGS LOL.
Formerly magnate
Give it time. Wait till one of them is 100+. Then go all in.
Formerly poor.
GME about to hit another downturn
its only up from here, chucksters
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I'm all CHUCKed up.
I'm all in chuck at 19, 20k to my name lads
is this my time?
im at 4.9m and cant get over the top
I DID IT
WE MOVING
CHUCKbros who bought the dip... we just keep on winning
>CRESTED 50K AFTER BEING DOWN TO LAST 700 AN HOUR AGO
FROM THE DEPTHS OF ITS SO OVER
I FOUND WITHIN ME
AN INVINCIBLE
WE'RE SO BACK
We're all gonna make it
These city slickers aint gonna get a hand on my chucks
The fire rises.
Chad and Chuck FTW
sneed
Yotsuba was a scam...
i made a lot of money with YTSB
it was actually at about $1 earlier today
i got thousands and thousands and sold at about £300
wish i'd kept them but what can you do
selling all reddit at 63, never buying that shit again
NEVER SELLING
>currently pumping CHUCK
Buy.
Chuck.
Now.
FOMO will get to RDDT and they’ll buy Chuck too. We taking off chucksters
>4 millie now
AFTER THIS CLUB WE JUST CHANGE LOCATIONS
800 ANIME IMMINENT
ANIME SUPREMACY ANIME WEBSITE CONFIRMED
I'm at the point where I have no choice but to HODL because there's no time to dump all my stocks before the price changes
>im cashing out
Hint: now is the time you diversify and invest im stable higher price stocks.
we autsm now
Did
CHUCKBROS, WE'RE PUMPING
awkward time to either buy or sell reddit and chuck. i have to keep holding and see where it goes i guess
moron
well looks like i was right to hold, chuck just went way up and doubled my investment. kek
DUMP REDDIT ASAP PUT IT INTO JANNY
literally me
now im pumping reddit after selling chucks
I'M CHUCKLING
CHUCK CHADS WE'RE EATING GOOD
done
STRAIGHT TO THE TOP
HODL CHUCK
FRICK AND SUCK WILL FLOW TO YOU
What's the the number you have to reach before you can quit without being a loser?
You don't get it, man. It's not about how much you have. I realised it now, and the winner is the stock with the highest price. You make the money just to pump the price of the one you want to win.
100mill. otherwise just stop at 5 mill
RDDT status: buck broken
Please tell me you arent really going to be left holding the bags when chuck dumps off a cliff again while reddit goes to $200. Me personally? I have already moved half my money into GACHI.
gachi went down to $60 earlier. frick that stock
cashing out of chuck. gotta stay nimble. approaching 100k for the first time after being at 700 not long ago.
market is volatile
need to read the charts
You're fricking up.
t. owner of 40k $CHUCK
CHUCK is the sleeper hit that will BTFO the endgame
CHUCKlefricks will win
anything special happen when you delete your account?
im feed n seeding
BUY BANE
What's your portfolio. I'm at 25m
Going for 88 mil in cash for the meme, then I quit
Almost there
Reddit is gonna be the best one, I just know it
CHUCKsters, we're eating MEAT tonight
I made it
you need 5m to be a mogul chad
all I could do on jannys pay
>rich investor
>made it
Making it doesn't mean shit anyway. True Chad shit is Mogul + your team having the highest price.
>Making it doesn't mean shit anyway
You'll never be a Mogul
I'm nearing Mogul, you cuck. I can promise I won't be team clown. I don't think you even understood what I was saying about highest price being the winner.
>I made it
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh no, no not even close. I'm shooting for 100mil in the next two hours.
>no 100k+ coins
you never made it anon
I'm not done.
CHUCK MOONSHOT INCOMING
LETS FRICKING GO
ALL ON ON RDDT
>all in
>1785
i have 20k on reddit rn
reddit bros won frick chucks
Chuck wont surpass animu's 800
Just straight sittin on my shit, creeping up a milly at a time
same here, it's too much hassle to buy shares in batches now
Kek at the biggest crash in history when Chuck goes to 7 dollars next update
waiting to see
104m
FINALLY got there after about 8 hours. Now I can sleep.
REDDIT BROS
WE FRICKING DID IT
Whatever we make by the time this prank ends should be converted to real currency and then donated to the jannies' salaries. Take whatever ends up as the highest stock and multiply their salary by it.
This was unironically a fun April Fools event
as opposed to being ironically fun
dumb zoomer
if you sold Chuck before the update like you were supposed to keep the profit liquid and dump it back into the next stock that goes single digit and you've won
has CHUCK ever made it past 250
It was over 300 earlier today
*ahem*
*clears throat*
H-HELLO
I AM WILDLY RICH.
Just hit 1,000 of everything. Feels to tedious to continue. Wish you could buy and sell 10,000 at a time.
why not 100,000 if we're wishing for stuff
i wish you could buy 1k at the single click of a button and there was no cool down timer
then it would be like one of those clicker games
Chad bros, we're so bad.
RDDT WHY
don't cry, just buy.
i sold reddit right before it dipped to half, now i'm buying it all again
>trying to liquidate my shit
>everyone else was doing the same
This is what happens when you hold the two biggest shitcoins.
time to stock up on chucks
its going to crash again
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just sold all my chucks, I'm clownpilled now
inb4 reddit dips again
Slowly dumping all my shit as much as I can
Reddit is the biggest piece of shit. JFC
>dropped below mogul again
imagine thinking reddit is good for anything other than gooning to sissyhypno
THIS IS MY TIME
THIS IS MY MOONSHOT
WE CANT STOP WINNING
ONE LAST RIDE
WE DID IT REDDIT
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE RDDT DIP WSBSISTERS
#TOTHEMOON
aaaand I missed it
Just loaded up $50k on reddit dip again.
we did it reddit
Yeah, this is great. People are buying my Reddit bags.
I knew the prices weren't random, and they fluctuate based on buys and sells. If everyone sells, then the price tanks. I unloaded my Reddit bags, and the price tanked.
I should have saved up on Chad........
Chad fell to 4 dolla a piece bro
I BOUGHT MORE REDDIT
woke up to $181m
does anyone have more?
there are plenty of people over a billie. you're not special
DUMPING CHAD TO BOOST ANIMEFRENS!
My goal was to get over 1 million, so I'll be done now. I'll sell all my reddit later, close to when it all ends
based
I dumped everything at 5 mil to go all in on Anime.
troony confirmed
>frogBlack person calling me a troony
lol
lmao
hundred million dollar man
I still want to get to 500k shares of CHUCK before the night ends
Waiting on the next $CHUCK dip.
I just want to make 150M. Then retirement.
>not aiming for $148.8 M instead
ngmi
uhh, anon that's 14.8m
Yeah meant 15M not 150M kek
I SOLD REDDIT TOO EARLY THIS TIME
stop fronting like you're a chad
I got that Mogul $ and you playing with your Magnate pennies. i got stacks thicker than your sissyclit
>stop fronting like you're a chad
the only long term investment i made is into chad, everything else is pump and dump
I sold 100k shares of CHAD between 170 and 250 lmao
>people sold anime
what the fuggg
This is what I get for supporting instead of liquidating.
the only liquid your troony self deserves is a load of hot shit on your face
>go to store
>up 3mil when back
Damn, GME went bigtime
I've lost millions of dollars while taking a dump
I'm selling all my chuck and reddit before it ends in a few hours. I'll post my high score soon
Sold some of my reddit for some gachi
>Yotsuba and Animu 666
Animubrehs are we the baddies
130m
What's the high score so far?
People were saying they made it into the billions but I've yet to see it