chud here. this is actually not bad

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some sort of cartoon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it appears to be so

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's live action

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps... but appearances... can be deceptive...

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Songs are mid to quite good, but often Viv doesn't know how to segue into them. I think she shouldn't have tried to have two songs every episode.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      i wish they had the budget to go full ham with the songs, they're actually pretty nice and fairly diagetic, even being mentioned by some characters in show

      really, the music is the best part, the whole "demons are secretly le good guys" is babby first edgeness, so the execution is everything.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        theyre not "secretly le good guys" the point is theyre bad, they know theyre bad and some of them are trying to redeem themselves to get into heaven did you even watch the show?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pacing is completely busted, the first few episodes take place over a few days then suddenly the next extermination is meant to happen in a month when it was six at the start. Vaggies backstory which is meant to be a big twist is covered in like five seconds. They should have had 12 episodes instead of 8.
        Adam, Lute and the snake guy are the best characters by far and two are the villains while the other is a comic relief frick up, I doubt any of them make it to S2. Charlie and especially Vaggie are pretty one dimensional, Alastor is super OP and openly shits on Lucifer without consequence. Husk and the gay spider are okay and the latter has the best character development.
        The show dramatically improved in the last two episodes but I still think they'll fumble the bag in the finale.

        The sinners (who become the demons) objectively aren't good, Hell is meant to be a punishment and Lucifer lets the angels kill them off every year because he thinks they suck and deserve it, only the two main characters think some of them can be redeemed and go to Heaven.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We got a good angel in the heaven episode, and there's a lore setup implying the Heaven literally does not know how souls get there. There are a bunch of hints, like in the angel song they say there's a lot of shit Charlie doesn't understand. I think there's going to be a plotline that something happened to God that the Heaven got busted and angels corrupt and refusing people attempting redemption.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le absent god corrupt angels no can get into heaven
          It worked for the good place but this trope is so fricking dull and overplayed at this point, it’s like Hollywood can’t include Angels and god as characters without also making them stand in for rich mega corp executives

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hollywood

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit has songs? Pass. It already looked autistic enough.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't like it
    helluva boss has likable characters, but the ones in hazbin are dogshit, and i hate musicals

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not chud here. i want to fix the gay spider and make him my boyfriend (I'm a guy)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Keith David

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same but I'm a chud manlet

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a father of a 8 year old daughter the father daughter song made me cry. Why doesn’t Disney make shows like this anymore?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the cringe

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED MY HELLHOUND WIFE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based
      its not fair bros

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I NEED MY HELLHOUND WIFE

        i wanna FRICK that WOLF, ai ai ai!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has a STD bro.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    /mlp/ was a mistake

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony show

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slop for the slop god

      Cope cuckservatives

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I vote red and hate gays and trannies it’s an ok show. The “le demons are actually good!” Is fricking moronic because like Adam put it “hell is forever and is meant to suck a lot” maybe if you weren’t some kind of rapist, murderer or whatever you wouldn’t end up in hell in the first place

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eat shrimp
          >go to hell
          >have to hang out with gays and trannies the rest of eternity

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Found the israelite!

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slop for the slop god

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >40k reference to call something slop
      Get some self-awareness.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        40k is cool now. We have Henry Cavil and soon our own show on Amazon Prime. Show some fricking respect.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sloplebrities love our slop and it's getting a slopazon prime series so it's not slop

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Little chud seems upset? you want your trump blankie?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          who said warhammer 40 gay!?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never have angel dust bf. What now?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    being a furry and a homosexual used to be shunned

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that never stopped the spamming of either, only encouraged it if anything, for seethe mining

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was never this bad and no amount of convenient screenshots you pull out of your ass will change that

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=BsZCIjjJX6rLLj_x
    Straight bros? Our response?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just an fyi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ I hate these people so much

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SCRATCH IT
    PUHBAMAMMPHHBMABM

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I forgot to add that I'm going to start HRT soon

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i need nifty wife

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based men of taste. Nifty a best

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is like the cringe Invader Zim phase Hot Topic Emos were making fan shit for in the late 2000s.
    But I'm nostalgic for that shit now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god this brings back memories, so many jerking offs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much, yeah.

      This thread is probably full of zoomers who had barely slithered out of their mother's oily millenial gashes when zim was around.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP here.
        >28
        >white
        >male
        >conservative
        >trump voter
        >gun owner
        >racist
        >hates troons
        nah I remember invader Zim, but this I also enjoyed this. Stay a beta virgin

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          troony here will you be my bf?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a zoom and I saw invader zim and it was great. No problems

        Sorry won't be watching your corporate degenrate satanic troon cartoon

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The music is really good, but it’s really, really in your face gay

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pilot was way better, it actually had good jokes

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has been hotel
    >director is some literal who YouTuber I don’t know
    You can’t make this shit up
    >the show follows crown PRINCESS of hell Charlie Morningstar
    Aaaaaaand dropped.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be nice if western animation actually had a plot and or story. This shit was better as a short.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have aspergers so i dont watch stuff like this. sorry

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hezbollah hotel

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    couldn't even tolerate the trailer. infantile slop. oh wow the characters are swearing and there's heckin violence!!

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need her stepping on my face

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds a bit VILE and BLASPHEMOUS to me, anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do womens boots make me so submissive?
      I just want to be dominated by women so much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want lute to walk all over me with her high heel boots while she calls me a sinner

      Built for corrective fricking.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gen Z-bait tumblrslop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      au contraire, anon
      it's millennial hot topic revival tumblrslop

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    israelite thread.
    Interacial scenes.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't some poor young frick kill himself in hopes to live his afterlife as a character in this show?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      source

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >50K on some troon toon

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's literally me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best character by far.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime I see him I can't help but wonder if stamper is dead from an overdose yet

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The primary problem I have with the show is that every episode predictably has to have two songs forced into it. It's pretty decent otherwise, but it's no Invincible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did it come as a huge shock to you when you found out your musical comedy had a song in every episode?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't expect it to always have exactly two per episode.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amerimutts wake up
    >instantly start posting about homosexual cartoon crap
    Wrong board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      American website

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want lute to walk all over me with her high heel boots while she calls me a sinner

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam and Lute are the best part of the show and unless it ends with them killing the entire cast and then making sweet love I ain’t buyin!

      These should have their own spin-off

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lute, Adam and Pentious are the only characters making the show worth watching

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      two of them die lol. sorry, the creator only cares about the trannies and homosexuals in the show

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh they're already dead. You're a bit slow aren't ya kiddo

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't sent it but
    >anons counting how many songs each episode
    I dunno if the show was marketed to autismo people or expects you to notice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It becomes hard not to notice, it’s too much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon cant count to 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie you are fricking moronic. Don't post in my thread again

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s actually pretty awful. I would even say it’s worse than Steven Universe which is an accomplishment.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she pegs him, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They take turns topping apparently so maybe

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the first episode just out of curiosity, and I really don't see why people are so enthused about this show. The only thing that got me to chuckle was the radio voice guy at a couple of points, but aside from that nothing else stood out. I will say that this kind of show isn't something I normally do like, I'm not the target audience, so feel free to take my opinion with a grain of salt.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love the art style and animation but some parts are cringe and its definitely made for troonys so i get why people might not like it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's not one trans character in the show. It's made for gays

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the wolf girl was a man in mortal life

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no Wolfgirl in Hazbin, moron.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              fine helluva boss, same universe, there’s a troony who got their true female body in the afterlife

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's also millie's troony brother

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Loona is a troony?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No idea who that is. Dilate.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          same shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i love the art style
        yeah because you're a troony

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          different anon here I wouldn’t say I love the art style specifically it’s just refreshing to see something that isn’t calarts bean mouth after a decade+

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >onceler themed tumblr slop is sooooo much better than adventure time themed tumblr slop holy fauci its so refreshing!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda hated the first episode but I kinda liked the second one

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad elevenlabs is paywalled and STILL nothing better has come out 1+ year later because this show is ripe for an AI redub that deletes at least 90% of cringe vivzie FRICKSHITPISSGAYSEX dialog to demonstrate how simple it would be to make the show 10x more bearable.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd redeem, bf and frick that gay spider.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay shipper porn series for 30 yo trannies #2434125
    yawn

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lute is my favorite because she is homophobic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it’s the newscaster from the pilot
      >denies shaking hands with Charlie
      >I don’t touch the gays

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I simply dont like the designs, too many similar colours, too many heterochromia eyes, everyone is a stick but hair is massive. Just looks unappealing to me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. the proportions are all fricked up. disharmony.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >israelite here
    Frick off
    Why do we have so many shill threads trying to gaslight us into watching slop?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently this show is crack for tumblrites. I don't hate it, but it really struggles to hold my attention. The signing parts are good. Also what's with having a plot of a kids show made for 12 year olds and putting it full of swearing and sex stuff?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also what's with having a plot of a kids show made for 12 year olds and putting it full of swearing and sex stuff?
      Because it's made for literal homosexual manchildren and marketed towards them.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chud here.
    into the trash it goes

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    slop for mentally stunted millenial freaks/zoomers who think they're too "grown up" for disney but still want to watch cartoons

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's with the furryfication of mainstream media?

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to Cinemaphile Black person, this shit sucks.
    As a zoomer chud, go back or get better bait.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lilith and Eve will be the same person. Adam will be turned into a cuckold and humiliated. Mark my words.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the guy who's been made out to be an annoying butthole from the first second he showed up will be turned into a laughing stock
      no shit
      more interesting would how they handle lucifer, i'm sure they'll make him at fault for lilith being a strong independent wahmun

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick frick frick sex shit frick dick gay frick ass wiener penis frick frick frick

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie a cute, but it's obvious the creator meant for them all to be furries and needed to cover it up just enough

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry anyone got the hi res!

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not even 1 fricking minute in to episode 1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the show about demons in hell running a hotel talks about angels at the start, what a fricking shocker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what’s the issue?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >admits to what he is
    >shills the show

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is so bad I think I'm just going to get off the internet for the day

    ?si=jzKlEpJvhNAqWS3p

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid sexy spider.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He isn’t even sexy he’s a used up literal crack prostitute with aids and a shriveled up dick

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And I could fix him. He just needs good influence.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam and Lute are the best part of the show and unless it ends with them killing the entire cast and then making sweet love I ain’t buyin!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leftists make, in their eyes, completely incorrigible villains
      >they end up being the best characters
      Why is this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leftists make, in their eyes, completely incorrigible villains
      >they end up being the best characters
      Why is this?

      >descend from heaven once a year to slaughter sinners, demons, and deviants in hell with your army of angel women
      giwtwm

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie has more chemistry with every single character in the show other than her cannon “girlfriend”

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this guy like you wouldn’t believe. Can somebody send me the screencap with his “frick you I do what I want” paper

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pilot Charlie was cuter. They made her too dumb and non existent in the actual show. She irrelevant for like 90% of the plot lines

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    having a tomboy daughter going by Charlie instead of Charlotte is cute. I know nothing else about this show

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a Tomboy

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch for she

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing that interests me about this series is if there's good art of these Tumblr dyke characters choking on wiener

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I..

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a yes

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably pretends to be gay, but lusts after bwc in her spare time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      peak slam piggy. Does she have huge breasts?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would venture to guess.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think so, but still slampig tier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shame because you can tell she’d actually be very pretty if she lost like 20 lbs. still absolutely would and not pull out though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do all Latina women get fat lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Biological survival. Native Americans lived on subsistence level societies. Little in the way of consistent protein. So their bodies store fat at greater quantities in case food is scarce. This is especially true when they are in their child baring years 15 to 25. Same reason why Africans are pretty trim until they eat western diets and become land whales. Really any non-euro, Arab, or Asian get incredibly fat and diabetic when they have a western diet.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          informative response I wasn’t expecting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spanish genetics = laziness
        Also native american genetics so they are usually short and stocky

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not finding a qt latina wife to feed good and sit on your face

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically my type

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically my type

      same. My go to porn search is always chubby blonde amateur and usually girls that look exactly like her come up

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the target audience for this kind of art style? Lesbians and trannies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Also furries and coomers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I'm interested so I guess right wingers

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    incels & chuddies would heal and be happy if they had a qt fox gf

    there i said it

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, Adam is pretty fun but the rest is meh. Disappointed that nothing really fun is done with Hell, no Genghis Khan or Hitler, just sex pests. Also kind of a missed opportunity that Adam committing genocide on his direct descendants every year is just ignored, could be a fun character development thing. But its a Tumblr/theatre kid show so what do I expect really?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Hitler or Genghis Khan
      South Parks version of hell is much more fun precisely for this reason
      >There goes Jeffrey Dahmer
      with a festive Christmas ham
      After he has sex with it he'll eat up all he can!

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No loona no watch

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dropped it after the gay episode
    >picked up again for heaven
    I both love and hate this show.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post it.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Racist Alt right trumper conservative white supremacist Nazi fascist rapist here, sucking wiener is actually pretty based?

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, fellow chuds!
    >Turns out that [latest garbage movie or show] is actually good and you should pay money to watch it!
    >The terrible CGI was just unfinished in the trailer!
    >It's not actually woke, despite what the trailer depicted and what the director specifically insisted was the point of the film!
    >The leaked below-fan fiction story actually is good in context!
    >Sure the first 90% of it is bad, but the ending is really good and totally justifies sitting through the rest!
    >Actually the original was never good! But go watch this new one anyway... you chuds!

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Tumblr so formative for so many? Look at how it defined people's whole outlook on life.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Downloading my newest personality

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MODS MOVE THIS TO >>>Cinemaphile NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!

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