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That's not even a true chud movie. They don't watch movies, just reaction videos that tell them how to feel about any given topic
Chudflicks exist. It's just that no one is spending 10s of million on their delusional and blatantly bigoted worldview.
Tubi has a wide range of chudflicks mixed in with their schizo section. It's just that they're generally low budget and laughably bad in execution as if they're trying to attract ironic watchers like me.
I've seen all the 2025 movies I could find (there's like 4-5 with that year in the title). They're all shit, i think at least 3 of them are chudflicks as well.
You think the Thor movie where he wears an apron and is constantly chastised and led around by disrespectful black lesbians while being portrayed as the village idiot is a good film.
I can only imagine what your life must be like. What kind of a world do you want to live in? You want this to be your life? Your child telling you to “go to hell” because they have no respect for someone who has no respect for themselves
>pic is ops face as he samegay replies to himself
The frick does this nonsense Newspeak even mean?
This isn't Tumblr. We're not up to date on your made up troony-lingo.
Cinemaphile has been raided for years now. Get used to them. Those homosexuals have been here for awhile. Best to just ignore.
what else does your strawman do
EGGERS
EGGERS
EGGERS
What did they mean by this, anons?
To put it simply: Eggers
How is this a chud movie? I get that they glorify viking culture and shit but this is just a viking movie. It's like saying that an all-black movie about the Ghana empire is Afro-centrist.
not chud per se, but I remember the "dis will show those wokies how a real mermaid is"
>let's discuss chud-ACK *flops onto floor*
Let’s discuss israelite-threads
>op 100% watches Batman movies
“Chud” imagine using this word and thinking anyone would take you seriously
Just say you hate white people
>“Chud” imagine using this word and thinking anyone would take you seriously
When posting on this board they use that word precisely to avoid being taken seriously. The idea is to start a shitflinging thread, not have an actual discussion.
Astute observation.
Personally I think chud, cope, seethe & dilate should all join s0i in filtering into onions
You post this anywhere outside Cinemaphile and you'd be mocked for the basement weirdo that you are, left or right wing. Just sayin while you think you scored some sort of W
Lol someone post the Get Woke list of film flops.
The troons have found *check notes* 4 films that apparently have le epic based right wing messages lmao good spotting, justice heroes!
>call film woke
>performs well
>start calling it anti-woke actually
>"lol, get woke go broke"
>green text
>gay opinions
>anything is what I want it be
>that means I win
>chuds loose
>I’m so smart and cool
>no u
Seething.
post like somebody who doesn’t take it up the ass i’m begging you
You are mentally moronic, lol.
said the woman?
>chud is loser
>I’m not a chud
>I’m a winner
>your seething
Lol at least you won’t reproduce, maybe if you got the message of the Northman you would have a better grip on reality, your literally only hurting yourself. good luck with everything
This is so blatant, at this point even they have to know though I think at first they didn't do it on purpose.
The projection is outstanding,
What’s more telling is your sense of humor. Your meme collection is more cringe than your movie takes
Haven't seen it, everyone's tired of vikings now anyway, but I wouldn't have thought Bjork would agree to be in a chud film, which presumably means conservative or something?
Alexander Skarsgard is not a good actor and it's difficult to take him seriously.
no amount of good acting will save that shit movie
He is kino in Generation Kill
There's no such thing as a chin gland homosexual
I guess the only glands you know are the ones that go up your ass.
Nothing goes up my ass homosexual
-The Northman was pulled early from theaters. The producer went on to state in interviews that it killed in streaming, so they more than made back the money that way.
-Top Gun: Maverick made 1.488 billion dollars.
-Spider-Man: No Way Home succeeded because of three WHITE MALE protagonists and the return of several villains also played by white males.
Meanwhile, I'm going to list over a hundred woke bombs, and your only pathetic cope will be Barbie (your one genuine success) and claiming killing Nazis (vegan socialists who believe in gun control and confiscating inherited wealth) is woke.
Huffington Post never failed dumbass
>See list of like 40 flops
>OH YEAH? WELL ONLY 39 OF THEM ACTUALLY DID STUPID! YEAH, I WIN ONE TIME OUT OF FORTY!
Actually dumbass, you probably should have googled before demonstrating the typical ignorance of the left.
Their business is stronger than ever, trimming bad branches for the health of the tree is a common practice in business. You'd be well aware of that if you weren't an unemployed loser.
>Selling your entire company and then shutting down a bunch of offices and shrinking your company totally means it's healthy
This coping wokegay thinks business is a fricking bonsai tree lololol.
Unhealthy companies don't have buyers, and yes, buyers typically prune the tree. Stop watching your weeabo cartoons and get a job.
There’s no way this person actually thinks he’s gaining ground with these woke films, he is here anonymously on the internet taking a “victory lap” while the entire Marxist film and media industry is imploding.
My guess is that he isn’t a provocator because this is a losing argument
My guess is he is a israelite just happy to insult normal white people wherever he can.
Can you just answer honestly are you white or israeli?
If you are white than honestly and sincerely think about your position here:
>destroy myself
>that means I win and “chuds” lose
It's like you people are incapable of forming a sentence without at least one of your buzzwords. This website has ruined your mind.
you got your brains fricking bashed out get over it pathetic loser
That's a fantasy. The reality is that you're wrong, and your attempts to get out from under it are making it more embarrassing for you.
me when i’m not white
>doesn’t answer the question
>blatantly answers the question
The fact you dislike this movie without any reasoning other than some white people might like it, makes me like it, thanks for the movie recommendation you “chud”
I didn't even realize you asked a question, I stopped reading when I realized it was another moron anon buzzword salad. I also liked the Northman. You're a moron on both counts.
You didn't refute anything. You're probably under the impression you did because you have poor thinking skills and don't actually comprehend the idea in first place.
Your talking to different people and you are a low iq homosexual try to keep up
>different people
Maybe. You're all such hiveminded unaccomplished losers that it's impossible to tell. You could be ten morons converging on the same flat Earth tier moronation in your beliefs and arguments. You could be one really desperate moron trying to NTA his way out of an argument he lost an hour ago.
From my perspective, I'm right either way, so what does it even matter? If one of you chinless obese roly-poly looking animus says that 2+2=5, and I say no, it's 4, I'm right. I'm still right is the original anon screams and shouts over it. I'd even be right if he scrounged up two hundred half illiterate losers just like him from the local sex offender register to come agree with him.
But this will all go over your head, because you're an anon. You can only think in short one liners and memes. BASED! SNEED! SNEED! CRINGE! KINO! SLOP! BASED! SNEED!
Wow we broke him, bros.
>seething
No one’s reading that gay
Nah, I read it. Cope, seethe and dilate.
embarrassing
thank god i was born a man so i don’t have to post like this
Wow, he’s attempting a israelite-do flip here!
What a bizarre character.
They purposefully make the most infantile sounding posts to annoy you, anon. It's a common tactic.
all it does is help everybody classify what an undesirable character is
if liberals want to prove how annoying they are until we finally fricking murder them en masse i say go ahead
keep posting i beg you
>finally murder them in mass
Better hurry because I'd give it 1.5 more blue terms before they pull an Australia and take away your guns. 3 before they castrate and lobotomize you.
2 more weeks
meanwhile your side aborts your children or puts them in dresses and pills them to death
The right oil dilemma
>Give your children an education so they can get a good job and have a future
>Homeschool them into asocial trogs
you KNOW if you don't they WILL come back liberal. Your culture is all but erased, better to lean in to it for donations like native Americans.
Lol tons of children in the public school system ended up becoming the very people you hate and label as "chuds" or whatever.
Because they were bullied too much or not enough?
are you admitting the left is so intellectually weak it requires censorship to maintain its self
so does your yellow micropenis get hard from your race cuckoldry spam or is it incapable
Please see
>We're going to rise up and take back whats our!
>The military will take control!
>Its happening guys! Its happening!
Three years and nothing.
esl greentext strawman
i look forward to your suicide webm being released in which you’re dressed as a woman
>i look forward to your suicide webm being released in which you’re dressed as a woman
Post YOUR picture, homosexual.
you won't do shit
i’ve already got multiple liberals and mixed people with my truck and drove off
you’re next watch out
I’ve taken three shits today, I’ll have you know.
>T. The Whale
>thank god i was born a man
>puts up the Chud Signal
>cries when chuds show up and dog-pile his homosexual ass
Happens all the time.
That's alright, there aren't enough buzzwords and tiktoks for you anyways
i don’t even have to read a single word of this to know how butthurt you are
meds. now.
>2+2=5 and I say no, it’s 4, I’m right. I’m still right is the original anon screams and shouts over it chud
>……
>btw men can be women bigot
He’s still going!
have a nice day moron you’re embarrassing
>You’re incapable of forming a sentence without successfully refuting my shitty argument
It was an accident, I swear.
Why did you avoid answering his question, rabbi? And you're really going to cry about "buzzwords" in a thread with "chud" in the title? Zero self-awareness lol.
>xhe admits to being an offsite raider from reddit and discord
>…..but anyway how about bigotry, fascism, White supremacy, patriarchy, transphobia, toxic masculinity, Capitalism, racism
>Unhealthy companies don't have buyers
Anon, of course they do. Gawker has been sold THREE times lol. They have to sell because they're not profitable, but at one time they were so a new buyer thinks if they make some changes it can be again. You know nothing about business or economics.
>1.488 billion
What a peculiar number.
Why anon, whatever do you mean?
>The projection is outstanding,
>What’s more telling is your sense of humor. Your meme collection is more cringe than your movie takes
>muh stock prices
Do fincels really?
Now post the chud movies
Are there any Anons actually in this thread? Or is this all just screencapping for other sites?
I believed you when you said it.
I don’t know, it just seems so esoteric, like it’s trying to say something.
why are trannoids obsessed with working class right wing white people
Brawl in Cellblock 99 was one of the Chudiest movies I've ever seen and it sucked. A bootlicker is forced to hurt the world most perfect, angelic heros, the cops, to save his unborn daughter from a rouge "Chinese Abortionist".
There's a scene where he's basically crying while straight up bashing a cop and instead of fricking shooting him 5 minutes ago the cop throws his hands up and is like "no wait, you don't have to do this! We can find another way!" and fricking dies. Dogshit movie.
>chud movies are just good movies
Based if true.
Chud is transphobic to use
don't make me post it
Northman was a pretty good sword and sorcery movie. I'm sad it didn't make much because I love the genre. The only real downside was that it lagged a bit in the middle stretch. More questing and less undercover wouldve been more fun.
Btw, antifa trannies get their ass kicked Everytime they square off with chuds. Progressives are a bunch of drugged out losers with low IQ and poor impulse control.
The only thing wrong with The Northman is Nicole Kidman's plastic surgery face.
Chudbros, who else is having a great being White and based?
I watched Pandorum with my gf on Monday night. It was better than I expected.
I will check this out with my wife while OP wacks it to troonys at his moms house
>libtards calling films that aren't specifically right wing chud films
Why are they so stupid and dishonest?
What about troonflops?
What is a woman is a chud film. Have you seen it op?
>"Go woke, go broke!" The chudoids echoed in the last few corners of the internet where they were still allowed to voice their opinions. "Chudbros win again!" they cried
Samegayging again
>I win
>I’m cool
>you guys are virgins
This is really hard to watch someone should call your mom for you
why do leftyposts always feel like tryhard bait?
because they are
I kinda always hope so, but often I get proven wrong
Reminder that "chuds" don't care for dysgenic rejects and the mediocre in general
>this thread
your imagination more like
maybe learn to argue and you won’t need your little baby made cartoons to boost your miserable self esteem
I dunno who made this, I don’t think a leftoid would allude to israeli power in one of their memes but I also don’t think a chud would put a blacked meme on the screen. This one is peculiar
it’s just somebody who’s been btfo so many times
probably a woman
>you look like this!
>meanwhile I’m afraid to look in the mirror
Chudbros, why are they like this?
>your imagination more like
>maybe learn to argue and you won’t need your little baby made cartoons to boost your miserable self esteem
me when i’m not a culture warrior who doesn’t have a life and isn’t mad as frick
>The Northman
>a flop
Someone's been breathing too much Los Angeles air.
I have never seen someone use chud non-ironically
i'll help you then anon
Chuds are unironically homosexual incels that think they're winning a culture war they already lost by making fun of imaginary enemies on an anonymous image board created for the discussion of anime
>homosexual
Why are you using a word that would get you ostracized and unemployable for the rest of your life? Is it okay because you're anonymous?
>homosexual
It’s pretty funny you guys have permission to use no-no words
>think they’re in a culture war
Isn’t that why you’re here?
>they’ve already lost
So what do you care then? You sound nervous.
Perhaps because you only read the term online.
>chin+jaw gland
you still haven't finished elementary school, have you?
jfc what a miserable list of movies/shows
I don't get it though, what's the common denominator here? Being marketed a lot?
also, (not)Mad Max Fury Road was ok for what it was - don't give a frick about anything else from that list
Every one of those movies/games had major woke elements. All of them, and they all bombed. Some that are commonly inquired about:
>Mortal Kombat?
The producer said they cut Johnny Cage and replaced him with a half asian original character because "white males can't be heroes anymore."
>Dead or Alive?
The entire point of the game is giant bouncing breasts, it's the series that invented "jiggle physics" yet all the women in the game are flat.
>DmC?
They went out of their way to antagonize the fanbase about Dante's hair, the dialog got less crazy fun and more "frick yoooooouuuuu". The evil demons are portrayed as controlling humanity through evil capitalism, evil soda and evil Fox News, you even fight a digitized Bill O'Reilly head. There's also a boss where you're literally aborting a baby.
Everything listed there, similar story.
90% of movies these days have those major woke elements, maybe even 99%.
Gotg3 raceswapped the antagonist and was about how genetic doesn't determine destiny, Mario has Peach turned into a girlboss, Barbie, welp, Oppenheimer gave outsize visibility to women and showed clear sympathy to leftist ideals.
I think on a deep enough level all media are progressist, you always find those attempt at not hurting this or that community or attempt to attract a new one hell even top gun maverick had those attempt has it not even once quoted russians or enemy nations, had the debacle with the taiwanese flag, the bipoc characters all over the place the strong females and so on.
This isn't even about how well they are doing, this is about where as a society we are, we are definitly more to the left and keep on going that way. The right can feel it, but since it cannot do anything about it it can only hope for a cultural revolution through the market with the get woke go broke scheme. This is their equivalent to trust the plan. Some passive way of dreaming about better days.
>DOA
what the frick, there was a DOA movie?
Who thought this was a viable idea?
I could imagine anime or something, but an actual movie?
>DMC
lel, not a single fan of the genre acknowledges the existence of this crap. I don't give a frick whether or not it sold well or failed - all I know the good DMC games are doing fairly well, keeping it alive while that crap died and no one remembers it
My grandparents were actual Nazis in WWII and I am marrying an Asian woman and there's nothing /misc/ can do about it except screech at me.
you’re on Cinemaphile
I actually forgot. Also checked
Culture warrior implies the war is ongoing
You spending 10 hours a day on twitter every day screeching about politics is the peace?
guy who isn’t good enough for white women makes shitty posts to cope
many such cases and so forth
pol leaks into every board, you can't even go on Cinemaphile without people sperging about israelites and blacks
so does pol mean discussion of objective reality
This website has been a FBI honeypot since 2015 when they stopped enforcing the rules. It's impossible to know which are bait posts and which are chuds who fell for it.
So you can't get an actual woman and settle for purchasing a asiatic
>says pol will screech at him
>you guys do exactly that
imagine being white and not being able to get a white woman
how short are you tbh
Silence is consent on this website you fricking homosexual.
>continues proving his point by continuing to screech
>he's probably not even descended from nazis he probably just made it up to rile you up
>he succeeded
I bet this board can't even do 1000 chudFLOPS/second
Lmfao
/thread
It’s more like sharks coming for blood in the water, and you know it.
Yea and the south will rise again
I look like that and say that.
I can tell from the way you'd actually get arrested from voicing your opinions in public. You're definitely in a dominant societal position right now, and I fear your power.
>You're definitely in a dominant societal position right now, and I fear your power.
Finally got something right.
yes you do
you wouldn’t need to be doing exactly what you’re doing if you didn’t
>you'd actually get arrested from voicing your opinions in public
When did becoming a conformist state establishment bootlicker become “cool” for the left?
always was
Hippies never sucked off the government as hard as the left is currently doing
they know without the backing of the system us chuds would eradicate them overnight
sad thing is we’re gonna do it anyways
leftism = womanism
it’s female brain behavior to NEED to be in the tribe
they can’t survive on their own like a man can so they have to go HORK HORK HORK HORK ONE OF US ONE OF US
saved
Imagine how hard this guy can think. Also you may well be schizophrenic
my chudino (chud+kino) are the daily THD releases from Russnya
i'm techincally an Anti chud except I also hate Black folk and israelites and nope, i'm not white or middle essterner
>that one movie by Shapiro's company where a conservative White girl and conservative black boy team up to stop the liberal school shooter
Imagine being a leftist lib moron in 2023.
Full house has it.
I almost never see movies with right wing themes that aren't literal ads for the US army. It makes me wonder if there's a secret chud Hollywood and chud streaming service that only shows chud media somewhere. What do Chuds even watch in 2023? Everything is left wing these days.
It's pretty telling that Chuds don't have any real theater movies. It's one thing to lose 30 million on a movie. It's another to NEVER be trusted with 30 million to begin with. The best Chuds can do is slip in hidden code words into their movies because doing something more blatant would be an autobomb. It's a sad fact that they know deep in their minds. It's why they push for "normal movies" rather than Anti-woke ones. Because Anti-woke can't compete at the door. They best the Chud can do is release poorly acted direct-to-streaming trash, only watched ironically. You your flicks will always be nothing more than 90 minute punchlines for the rest of civilized society.
You didn't lose. You never started playing.
You wouldn’t be here if that was true.
We always point out how media is fully pozzed, and you say that as a dunk?
It's not about how pozzed media is but rather how anti-pozzed it is. Even Donald Trump has to larp as being "pro black, gay and trans" as his career would end tomorrow if he said the word Black person. There's a reason Chuds have hide their power level. Because the moment they show it, their career is done.
yes we live in a world of lies
Trump was a fraud. He always loved them. He was hiding his anti-power level from his base.
And you admitting the fact that we live in a Stalinist police state is not the own you think it is.
>imb4 crying jak saying I can’t say Black person
It's not "Stalinist police" stopping you. It's normal people being absolutely repulsed by your existence like the weird pedo uncle that you stopped inviting over to thanksgiving.
wrong thread?
I remember chuds seething about this movie because it showed unsavory aspects of Norse culture
stop the chud wars, Cinemaphile. its current year you need to move on.
We didn’t start the fire.
But the fire rises.
>Woketards it because all white cast
>Chuds hate it because all white cast is portrayed as low iq savages
Unironically based movie
op you have made hundreds of threads screeching about "da chuds". What's up with that?
>chud seething