i feel so old. i have no idea what this even is. what is "minions" first of all, i guess it's a word play with 'gentlemen' and 'minions' = gentleminions ?
The Minions movies are a popular spin-off of the Despicable Me franchise. In short: zoomers think it’s funny to ironically go watch a cartoon movie while dressed in suits.
You are literally never talking to any trannies on here, schizo.
you guys are mad stupid and need to dilate
2 years ago
Anonymous
>HURRRR DILATE DURRRR troony troony troony
there are no fricking trannies in this thread, you absolutely schizophrenic moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you'll never be a woman buddy
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ok troon keep dilating
You are ill, I'm not a troony.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes you are. Youre so broken lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
>they are secretly trannies even when they say they aren't
It's literal fricking madness my dude. You are insane.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>people, especially troons, don't lie on the internet
Insane troony is losing it
2 years ago
Anonymous
You unironically think there are secret troony agents in this thread right now, gaslighting and pretending not to be trannies? That's your reality?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You dont think a bunch of leftoid troons aren't on Cinemaphile trying to own le heckin chuds? Leftoids can't stand Cinemaphile and hate people disagreeing with them. That's why they come here.
Your delusions are quite grandeur, troon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>all my perceived enemies are wherever I am in secret >a blue board thread with less than 183 posters about zoomers wearing suits to a children's cartoon
You are honestly an insane person if you believe this shit you post, anon. What else do you want me to say?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You just keep saying I'm insane because you're mad lol. I think you're insane. I'm not sure what you're trying to do. Do you think you're going to convince me with leftoid "splainin?" Don't you believe that there's white supremacist nazis are trying to kill you or something. That's insane.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Say the word troony another thousand times I guess, Mr. Very Sane And Calm Cinemaphilener.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Say nazi and chud another 1000 times I guess Mr. Very Sane and Valid troon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but whatabout these other things nobody else is saying
Mentally. Ill.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Nobody else is saying nazi and chud on Cinemaphile
Never thought I'd say this, but you need to take your meds, troon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Where in this thread, schizo homosexual? Where?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>WHERE HUH WHERE
This troon is losing it bad.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I accept your concession you asspained nupol homosexual,
2 years ago
Anonymous
I win, troon 🙂
Now dilate.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Where in this thread, schizo homosexual? Where?
more particularly: pimozide
2 years ago
Anonymous
there's nothing secret with you troons
everyone knows you'll never be women
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are literally never talking to any trannies on here, schizo.
[...]
you guys are mad stupid and need to dilate
I used to think all the troony-calling was just the boogeyman effect, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's at least a few groups of em on here. I met a dude playing League of Legends who was a part of a Chinese nationalist group who actively posted on here. Basically a group of Eurasian Tigers. The schizos come in all shapes and sizes
2 years ago
Anonymous
NOOOO ONLY RACIST CHUDS CAN BE BOOGEYMANN REPORTING REPORTING
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's actually kind of funny to me. People here disdain Black folk, israelites, troonys, etc more than anyone would ever admit in real life. Coincidentally, this place is absolutely ridden with the so-hated groups. For those of you who are young, leave this place immediately. It's the equivalent to an alcoholic working at a bar (for free)
2 years ago
Anonymous
You aren't allowed to express that type of disgust
because it's under threat. You are, however, allowed to hate white people or labeling anyone you don't like a nazi or whatever. Not really sure how you're surprised people start doing it on the internet.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I do think that the average board user has more hatred in their "soul" when compared to the average folk, but that's not really what I was getting at. troony's are almost impossible to find in society outside of the queer distract in large urban cities or at the soup kitchen. Yet, the people who hate them the most, spend a considerable amount of time where you can easily find them. Right here. I just find it funny
How does no part of you even remotely consider this behavior as embarrassing?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Mote embarrassing than being a troon?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't know, I don't spend every waking moment of my time thinking or caring about them
2 years ago
Anonymous
I dont either. It's just fun to dehumanize and humiliate them on the internet :). Besides don't troons and gays want people to thibk about them 24/7 sense they shove their beliefs down everyone's throat all the time?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Again, you are clearly mentally ill
2 years ago
Anonymous
Stay mad, troon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I dunno ask your dick. Oh wait
2 years ago
Anonymous
not only do they not find this shit embarrassing, but they seriously think the only reason you anyone could object to making every thread about trannies is if they are a troony. Everyone else has to love this moronic shit.
I fricking wish cinemas did this. I've never gotten anything for the groups of unattended children that somehow got into R movies loudly telling eachother to run up the aisle and slam the doors every two minutes.
>But lets bring in more corn-row sprouting thugs who talk on their phone during the movie and stink like shit
but thats why they're banning it
It's the same thing that happens to many boards here >majority white community/board creates something >spreads to shitskin communities by the tokens >shitskins flood in >shitskins start linking >shitskins cant control themselves >shitskins ruin the thing/community
/sp/, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, etc
I like this Black folk's White Claw commercial or whatever it is. Someone gets the last case at the store, but he shows up at the pool party and gets a cold can anyway.
>every vid Ive seen of this trend its mostly white kids mixed with some “middle/upperclass” blacks (which makes sense since normie whites don’t hang out with hood homies)
Minions is a kids movie. Some zoomers on twitter start hyping it up because it's a stupid kids movie and it's so quirky xD. They wear suits because that type of clothing is associated with adults and therefore contrasts with film's childish content. Even more quirky and le random. Having fun yet?
>As a boomer
Give all your money to a young white couple so they can actually afford a home you fricking israelite puppet. Pieces of shit like you WILL get the fricking rope, better yet I prefer a world where everything you have is raped from you and then your left to rot and starve. Frick you.
Besides laugh at the jack in the box surprise look on your face when you boomers are perp walked right into the neighborhoods of your pet fricking Black folk so you can be raped and murdered by them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You'll never own a house.
2 years ago
Anonymous
painfully true. Doreen over there is a part-time dog walker.
okay reddit troony, despicable me came out in 2010. Someone who was 8 when it came out is going to be 20. You still cream your panties at 45 year olds wearing colorful spandex suits at the theater.
why would I buy a spider man funko pop when you're the one that refuses to watch films that don't have multi million marketing budgets, Cinemaphileeddit troony?
>Yes, but he doesn't dress up to see capeshit,
he wears his favorite capeshit tshirt >record himself
he does >and behave like a moron in the theater...
pic related
>okay reddit troony, despicable me came out in 2010. Someone who was 8 when it came out is going to be 20. You still cream your panties at 45 year olds wearing colorful spandex suits at the theater.
Based, capeshitters on suicide watch
Good for these kids but the fad where they were stealing shit from school was a lot funnier and why my kids are homeschooling. Scared of crackers in suits, rioting for an entire, no problem.
I haven't decided wether I'll dress up or not but me and all my boys are definitely going opening weekend and will be whooping and hollering everytime goose is on screen
I'm oldfrick and I've always just thought suits were fricking stupid, I don't own or wear any I think they are overrated and honestly dated. But you do you I guess...
>heh, i’m such a heckin badass buying my metal cds and triggering my christcuck parents... video games make me violent? heh, watch me game, skydaddy >25 years later >F-FRICKING ZOOMER c**tS HAVING FUN IN THE CINEMA!! DISRESPECTFUL EVIL ZOOMER DABBING ON WAGIE!!!!!! GRRRRR!!!!! BY SCIENCE YOU SHALL PAY!!!!
>It's hard to tell what the actual disruptions have been but there are videos on TikTok of groups moshing and throwing bananas at the screen while the film is playing.
>A spokesperson from Odeon told indy100: "Due to a small number of incidents in our cinemas over the weekend we have had to restrict access in some circumstances."
People were apparently throwing stuff at the screens, so some theaters started banning them
https://www.tiktok.com/@jediobiwan69/video/7115990871799057710
>Based movie about Minions being responsible for the Holocaust which never happened bad >Gay arse space movie about black b***hes with wieners sucking each others wieners good
It actually is funny, you're just a bitter contrarian who's life sucks and you never do anything yourself just sit at home alone getting mad at other people enjoying their youth
Iv been here longer than you, i was here when people on this site used to do shit like this irl too instead of just being whiney b***hes on the internet
I saw a bunch of young guys at the 54th street the other night and they were all wearing suits and I thought they had a mid summer prom or something to go to but now I realize it might be this trend. Interesting. What is the reason for this exactly? Why is them wanting to look fly so uncouth? Oh it's because none of you war dodging embarrassments to your father's bloodline ever put any pride or effort into your physique or appearance and it's literally triggering you to see someone making an effort to activate their potential. Most of you are half breed mutts who's skin is the same color as the shit that comes out of my ass. You should be mortified that you pathetic fricking excuses for men are being mogged. What? Did this pull you away from your anime, video games, troony porn, and high fructose corn syrup fast food slop to realize there's a life outside your computers you pathetic pieces of dog shit?
Its harmless dumb fun. When i was a kid me and cheggie reggie we used to drop cinder blocks from the bridge on the road its like that. Just killing time. I dont see how sony wont step in from theaters barring patrons who are willing to spend money on a dumb movie.
>should i take the tiktokpill bros? will it make me happy
No I had to uninstall it. It made me extremely aware of my social disfunctions and I wanted to kill myself
I briefly installed it in hopes of finding questionably-aged girls doing thot dances but the algorithm just showed me the abysses of “influencer” shit and Facebook-tier boomer stuff. Like the other anon said, it made me feel viscerally uncomfortable to realize that normie pop-culture is something so alien. You’re better off with Twitter, where all the good tiktoks end up anyway, plus there you always have the option of QTing people with troonjaks and basking in seethe before your account gets suspended.
>
Unironically Chinese trends and memes being exported to the rest of the world via TikTok. The era of American cultural hegemony is over. Now enters the age of the bug man.
This reminds me of the "gentleman" shit that /LULZ/ posters used to do back in the day before the board became incel central. I'm probably the only one here who remembers that because you're all a bunch of fricking election tourists.
What did they win? A failed economy? Massive amounts of debt, anxiety, and distrust? The most cases of mental illness? A music, movie, and video game culture that is creatively bankrupt?
Please tell me.
Corporations, employers and landlords have now become so arrogant that they think they are doing their clients and customers a favour by allowing them to pay for their services.
Hold up. How is this a probelm to anyone? Bunch of kids go to a kiddie movie while wearing suits to have a laugh. It's not like they disturb others or not pay for their tickets.
I don't browse twitter or ticktocks so might someone tell me why are people mad?
children are naturally disruptive in movies... this is why depite how much i like pixar, i'll always just wait for streaming
thats the target audience tho and always happened. it's like these people literally hate being profitablle
I guess they were being a little loud in a screening full of literal 5 year olds, and know how slow burning bone chilling dead quiet those screening usually are.
It's the same thing that happens to many boards here >majority white community/board creates something >spreads to shitskin communities by the tokens >shitskins flood in >shitskins start linking >shitskins cant control themselves >shitskins ruin the thing/community
/sp/, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, etc
late stage marxist takeover
these employees were already butthurt they had to go back to work and the government stopped printing them money to do nothing...
>Large groups of people going en-masse to cinemas? >Hmm, no, we will put a stop to this.
200 IQ play. Good thing too, the death of the movie theater can't come soon enough.
Rest in piss.
>a bunch of annoying frickers angers everyone else in the theatre >your regular customers complain and threaten to stop visiting your place if you don't do something about >you do something about >HURRRR DO YOU HATE MONEY??? WHY U HATE MONEY?? DURRR
Based inbred moron knowing nothing about business.
theaters are banning it because zoomers were shouting and throwing bananas at people. at least that was at my theater, a ton of refunds had to be issued to families
Another expression of the eternal adolescence we see in gen Z as they dress up with pride, clutching their tickets to see a childrens move and celebrate it publicly.
God damn it, it's official. I'm old. This doesn't bother or offend me, but... I don't fricking get it at all. I don't understand this meme in any way shape or formed. Why suits? Why minions? They wear overalls not suits? I've never seen the movies, but I am completely not in on whatever the joke is here.
Or what? You gonna go on ANOTHER incel rampage and shoot innocent people because you're a virgin? And before you are being racist again: >The suspect was described as a white man between 18-20 years old with a small build, long black hair and wearing a T-shirt.
almost all shootings are done by Black folk and israelites, lol
Or what? You gonna go on ANOTHER incel rampage and shoot innocent people because you're a virgin? And before you are being racist again: >The suspect was described as a white man between 18-20 years old with a small build, long black hair and wearing a T-shirt.
>mockery is being upset
You "people" cry about trannies on every thread, on every board for literal months and months at a time, you save pictures of mutilated wieners and make wojack edits on paint. My brother in Christ, you are insane.
[...]
You cry about chuds every other thread. Save pictures of Black person dicks, troony porn, and stolen memes. My brother in Christ, you are insane.
Do either of you enjoy posting like this?
Cut it the frick out you fricking losers. Wise up.
Both sides are equally annoying in this instance, yes.
But one is much more insane than the other, and I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to decide who I'm referring to here.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>truth and lies are both annoying
disgusting
2 years ago
Anonymous
When neither are related to television or film, yes they are both annoying.
Just because YOU think something is true doesn't mean you have to shit up unrelated threads because of your autism. Self important fricking homosexual you are.
2 years ago
Anonymous
homosexuals soil everything
thas why they must always be fought
2 years ago
Anonymous
You soil this board with off topic shit.
You're not a warrior, you're a spammer. Filling up the board with nonsense. KYS.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>tolerating lies
you're part of the problem
you shall be cleansed too
2 years ago
Anonymous
Did you think that sounded badass?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't care what you degenerated subhumans "think"
2 years ago
Anonymous
>everyone who thinks I'm cringe is a subhuman degenerate
You come across as very insecure.
2 years ago
Anonymous
quite the opposite
I don't call you subhumans because you're different
I call you subhumans because you're degenerates, ie enemies of truth and civilization
simple as
2 years ago
Anonymous
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiosity
How is it insecure to not like subhuman troons?
Because you decide if someone is a troon based on whether or not they think you're based or cringe. If someone has a problem with how you post, you decide in your own thread that the reason they didn't like you're post is because they're a troony.
That's an obvious protection mechanism, and you would need to be very fragile to rely on something like that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>y-y-y-y-y-you feel superior
no: I am, looney troon
loving truth is inherently superior to hating it, always, no exception
>nobody is literally ever fricking upset at you
That is correct, since I just entered the thread. But that's neither here nor there, I'm talking about the troony that's been shitting and pissing in all caps for an hour
>mockery is being upset
You "people" cry about trannies on every thread, on every board for literal months and months at a time, you save pictures of mutilated wieners and make wojack edits on paint. My brother in Christ, you are insane.
You cry about chuds every other thread. Save pictures of Black person dicks, troony porn, and stolen memes. My brother in Christ, you are insane.
wtf that first guy man why do zoomers mog so hard? Literal Final Fantasy character
Anon.... that boy is slightly above average. How ugly is your world
maybe he's russian
can someone tell the cinemas that they’re cringe?
Seething over some lads having a bit of fun in this dumpster fire moron world? have a nice day my man
He a seething about the cinemas not the gentlemen, my esl friend.
Learn to read you stupid homosexual
GOOD MORNING SIR
tell em they actin sus too
i feel so old. i have no idea what this even is. what is "minions" first of all, i guess it's a word play with 'gentlemen' and 'minions' = gentleminions ?
The Minions movies are a popular spin-off of the Despicable Me franchise. In short: zoomers think it’s funny to ironically go watch a cartoon movie while dressed in suits.
Its not ironically at all, they grew up watching the movies.
Fricking newbie. I hate you more than zoomers.
?
Is it really all there is to it? That just sounds innocent and kind of funny, why are theaters freaking out about this?
Please this is upsetting the trannies, you can't just wear suits like that in public, stop it
ITS FRICKING PRIDE MONTH BIGOTS
>/pol/gay has autism
many such cases
It isn't though
4th thread about your forced meme wasn't really necessary you braindead zoomzoom
Take your meds
trans people fricking love the gentleminions meme you idiot
Pride month was over four days ago, dumbass.
What a relief it was to go back to posting troony hate memes again.
You are unironically mentally ill and obsessed with trannies.
>NOOO DONT CALL ME NAMES
keep trying that anon, im sure people on here will stop bullying you
that pic is true though, everyone here calls everything a troony
Ive never been called a troony?
Maybe you should stop posting like a troony is you don't want to be called one anon.
t. troony
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT CALLL ME THAT YOU JUST WANT TO FRICK TRANNIES IM NOT ONE IM NOT ONE IM NOT ONE!!!!!!!!!
This is literally an obsession.
dilate
unironically have sex. I'll pay for your troony escort
>troony troony troony ARGHGHHHH ARTHHHHKFDKSJSDFHSSDHHSSSTTTTT SHIDD FARD SHID FARD troony troony TROON TROON
>troonypic.png(6)
you guys are mad stupid and need to dilate
>HURRRR DILATE DURRRR troony troony troony
there are no fricking trannies in this thread, you absolutely schizophrenic moron.
you'll never be a woman buddy
You are ill, I'm not a troony.
Yes you are. Youre so broken lol
>they are secretly trannies even when they say they aren't
It's literal fricking madness my dude. You are insane.
>people, especially troons, don't lie on the internet
Insane troony is losing it
You unironically think there are secret troony agents in this thread right now, gaslighting and pretending not to be trannies? That's your reality?
You dont think a bunch of leftoid troons aren't on Cinemaphile trying to own le heckin chuds? Leftoids can't stand Cinemaphile and hate people disagreeing with them. That's why they come here.
Your delusions are quite grandeur, troon.
>all my perceived enemies are wherever I am in secret
>a blue board thread with less than 183 posters about zoomers wearing suits to a children's cartoon
You are honestly an insane person if you believe this shit you post, anon. What else do you want me to say?
You just keep saying I'm insane because you're mad lol. I think you're insane. I'm not sure what you're trying to do. Do you think you're going to convince me with leftoid "splainin?" Don't you believe that there's white supremacist nazis are trying to kill you or something. That's insane.
Say the word troony another thousand times I guess, Mr. Very Sane And Calm Cinemaphilener.
Say nazi and chud another 1000 times I guess Mr. Very Sane and Valid troon.
>but whatabout these other things nobody else is saying
Mentally. Ill.
>Nobody else is saying nazi and chud on Cinemaphile
Never thought I'd say this, but you need to take your meds, troon.
Where in this thread, schizo homosexual? Where?
>WHERE HUH WHERE
This troon is losing it bad.
I accept your concession you asspained nupol homosexual,
I win, troon 🙂
Now dilate.
more particularly: pimozide
there's nothing secret with you troons
everyone knows you'll never be women
I used to think all the troony-calling was just the boogeyman effect, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's at least a few groups of em on here. I met a dude playing League of Legends who was a part of a Chinese nationalist group who actively posted on here. Basically a group of Eurasian Tigers. The schizos come in all shapes and sizes
NOOOO ONLY RACIST CHUDS CAN BE BOOGEYMANN REPORTING REPORTING
It's actually kind of funny to me. People here disdain Black folk, israelites, troonys, etc more than anyone would ever admit in real life. Coincidentally, this place is absolutely ridden with the so-hated groups. For those of you who are young, leave this place immediately. It's the equivalent to an alcoholic working at a bar (for free)
You aren't allowed to express that type of disgust
because it's under threat. You are, however, allowed to hate white people or labeling anyone you don't like a nazi or whatever. Not really sure how you're surprised people start doing it on the internet.
I do think that the average board user has more hatred in their "soul" when compared to the average folk, but that's not really what I was getting at. troony's are almost impossible to find in society outside of the queer distract in large urban cities or at the soup kitchen. Yet, the people who hate them the most, spend a considerable amount of time where you can easily find them. Right here. I just find it funny
Ok troon keep dilating
what's wrong, did someone steal your dilator lmao
How does no part of you even remotely consider this behavior as embarrassing?
Mote embarrassing than being a troon?
I don't know, I don't spend every waking moment of my time thinking or caring about them
I dont either. It's just fun to dehumanize and humiliate them on the internet :). Besides don't troons and gays want people to thibk about them 24/7 sense they shove their beliefs down everyone's throat all the time?
Again, you are clearly mentally ill
Stay mad, troon.
I dunno ask your dick. Oh wait
not only do they not find this shit embarrassing, but they seriously think the only reason you anyone could object to making every thread about trannies is if they are a troony. Everyone else has to love this moronic shit.
OK, groomer
You are literally never talking to any trannies on here, schizo.
>cinemas reeee'ing about it instead of making special 'getleminion' viewings at hours otherwise unsuitable for children
aren't these supposed to be businesses
um yikes sweaty did your business proposal not involve spending money on internal BIPOC initiatives?
>sweaty
WATCH. LIGHTYEAR. INSTEAD.
BUYING TICKETS TO RISE OF GRU IS LITERALLY A HATE CRIME
>disturbances
Elaborate.
the guys dressed up in suits but left the place all dirty, so wagies got mad at those kids
Literally what every theater looks like after every single showing
As per some videos they were making a bunch of noise in the screenings
>the rise of gru
why to cinemas give a shit about this? It's more money for them if a dumb trend gets people in theatres
Yeah, but they’re forced to give refunds to parents complaining about loud, disruptive teenagers in the audience.
oh fricking please, as if adults weren't whooping and cheering during any MCU film
I fricking wish cinemas did this. I've never gotten anything for the groups of unattended children that somehow got into R movies loudly telling eachother to run up the aisle and slam the doors every two minutes.
>revenge against all those parents that had brought crying babies or loud kids to a cinema before
holy shit zoomers won. I kneel.
So what were the recent disturbances? Did they shoot up a theatre?
aw shit, I guess Rishi Sunak won't be seeing this one
yeah, ban people dressing well. But lets bring in more corn-row sprouting thugs who talk on their phone during the movie and stink like shit.
>But lets bring in more corn-row sprouting thugs who talk on their phone during the movie and stink like shit
but thats why they're banning it
So black people should dress in suits and white people should dress like thugs is what you're saying.
/misc/ has rotten your brain
>distrubances
How long until this becomes a right wing thing?
It already is. They're lambasting the conformity and uniformity.
FRICK JANNYS
FRICK troonyS
GENTLEMINIONS????
HEIL GRU!
It was started by a bunch of white teenagers, I'd give it a week before it gets picked up by some moronic journalist.
>It was started by a bunch of white teenagers
This trend has no color.
Someone assign Cinemaphile board names to them.
More importantly: who is going to get Cinemaphile? The Black who is #3?
I like this Black folk's White Claw commercial or whatever it is. Someone gets the last case at the store, but he shows up at the pool party and gets a cold can anyway.
>bateman?
Black guy on the right completely ruins it with le funny hat
I like how that first Black person can't resist Black person urges.
Fricking Jamal had to ruin the pic.
Would be fairly easy to edit out the middle finger and just have him be giving a thumbs up.
Pretty sure it’s derivative of the right wing “X tickets to Barbie please” memes
>right wing “X tickets to Barbie please” memes
X tickets to [movie] is not a new joke
>right wing
moron
/misc/ has picked up on it, per the usual.
Why am I not surprised. Maybe one day they'll make up a joke of their very own
Never ever. Minions the rise of Gru is a Khmer Rouge/core/ film.
You homies are obsessed, touch some boobs.
Suits are inherently a right wing thing.
Always was.
I'm actually surprised the hacker fourchannel didn't get minions into the anti defamation league hate symbol list yet
I hope it does because the cringe is killing me.
soon i hope, i need an excuse to whip out my old suit
minions rise up
>every vid Ive seen of this trend its mostly white kids mixed with some “middle/upperclass” blacks (which makes sense since normie whites don’t hang out with hood homies)
This is moronic considering a suit is normal and respectable social attire
What if a business man wants to see it?
Back when America was white, people would routinely go to movies dressed in suits. Same with flying. Same with dinner at a restaurant.
oh look, obvious forced "viral" marketing from snoy
Sony wouldnt be so criative. Sony would put some trannies and homosexuals and in reality its being done by white teenagers
>Criative
Typical minion moron and Sony hater.
He's probably a Cinemaphileermin
I wish we all wore suits outside.
Hahahaha
>Gentlemions
can anybody explain this to me?
Minions is a kids movie. Some zoomers on twitter start hyping it up because it's a stupid kids movie and it's so quirky xD. They wear suits because that type of clothing is associated with adults and therefore contrasts with film's childish content. Even more quirky and le random. Having fun yet?
imagine seething over this
>B-BUT... IT WAS SO FUNNY ON MY TWITTER CIRCLEJERK!!!1
>getting mocked is "other people seething"
Literally nobody knows what the frick this is outside of Cinemaphile, zoomie.
as a boomer this is one of the times i like zoomers.
i can see lefty press already smelling facism.
Reddit-tier memes are fascism now? Thanks for nothing, Sleepy Joe
2015 called, they said something about a guy named Pepe. Give them a call back.
>as a boomer
opinion discarded
>As a boomer
Give all your money to a young white couple so they can actually afford a home you fricking israelite puppet. Pieces of shit like you WILL get the fricking rope, better yet I prefer a world where everything you have is raped from you and then your left to rot and starve. Frick you.
You won't do shit pussy
Besides laugh at the jack in the box surprise look on your face when you boomers are perp walked right into the neighborhoods of your pet fricking Black folk so you can be raped and murdered by them.
You'll never own a house.
painfully true. Doreen over there is a part-time dog walker.
you sound like an annoying homosexual
That's because I am an annoying homosexual. I'm also trans btw, not sure if that matters.
okay reddit troony, despicable me came out in 2010. Someone who was 8 when it came out is going to be 20. You still cream your panties at 45 year olds wearing colorful spandex suits at the theater.
npc response by someone that doesn't watch films without multimillion marketing budgets
that new spider man funko pop ain't gonna buy itself. Better ask your wife's boyfriend for some pocket money.
why would I buy a spider man funko pop when you're the one that refuses to watch films that don't have multi million marketing budgets, Cinemaphileeddit troony?
Yes, but he doesn't dress up to see capeshit, record himself and behave like a moron in the theater...
>We have dignity unlike Minions viewers! ZOMG ZOINKS GIVE US MORE QUEER RELATIONSHIPS AND BLACKWASHING.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/125490021/#125494465
You like blackwashing though
>Yes, but he doesn't dress up to see capeshit,
he wears his favorite capeshit tshirt
>record himself
he does
>and behave like a moron in the theater...
pic related
>okay reddit troony, despicable me came out in 2010. Someone who was 8 when it came out is going to be 20. You still cream your panties at 45 year olds wearing colorful spandex suits at the theater.
Based, capeshitters on suicide watch
It really doesn't bother me
why is this post making all the brown teens upset? is it because your memes are corporate sponsored and not organic at all?
First thing zoomers did that I find funny
sounds really gay, what's with all these bot replies?
i like when people are having dumb fun
it makes me happy
As far as tiktok trends go seems pretty harmless
Good for these kids but the fad where they were stealing shit from school was a lot funnier and why my kids are homeschooling. Scared of crackers in suits, rioting for an entire, no problem.
Bros why didn't we think of this when morbius was out? We could have saved morb. We could have saved Jared..
Somehow I keep expecting Nick Fuentes.
kek based
elliot pag eon the left with tha boys
This is the most based thing zoomers have done so far.
wtf I love The Minions now
Why ban them? It's cringe but more money is more money, whether they're watching s movie ironically or not.
Frick those israelite cinemas for not letting those chads wear whatever the frick they want.
Morbinons
Millenials mog zoomers and we're taking all your zoomerbawd women too haha sorry 😉
That guy is gen-X
Zoomers there to entertain other guy has something to prove kinda like you
Damn, poor Mathew didn't stand a chance
Is that saul goodman vs howard?
My only issue with this is I wanted it to happen for the new Ryan Gosling movie
Well we're gonna go dressed like Ken aren't we bois?
I haven't decided wether I'll dress up or not but me and all my boys are definitely going opening weekend and will be whooping and hollering everytime goose is on screen
Notice how it's all white people? 8 hate white people.
well yeah of course it's all white people, it's a silly movie event, not a gang shootout
>gang shootouts are.. LE BAD
Grow a pair you quivering vegana
israelite Rogan detected
black kids are fricking their gfs in the meanwhile
*raping
*rapping
Hello my ESL friend
When did lads become such effeminate attention prostitutes? I know we did like le pretend jackass shit growing up, but this is just pathetic
when ticktock blew up
TikTok has been absolutely necessary for the past 4 years
>just came back from a funeral to see the new minions film for a quick laugh
>got send to the Popcorn Mines for not following the new dress code
worst mistake of my life
How does the gentleminion arc fit into the robert/kinoplex lore?
those lads in suits are never going to make it past the penis inspectors anyways
Why is the first zoomer there so handsome? What the frick do this people eat
he's an exception https://www.tiktok.com/@jacobday
>What the frick do this people eat
just don't be a shitskin, ESLBlack person
Okay,,, boomer
school shooters or dapper drapers?
whenever white people organize in any manner, degenerates get nervous
Fricking cry more you little pussy
Maybe zoomers are alright after all
I'm oldfrick and I've always just thought suits were fricking stupid, I don't own or wear any I think they are overrated and honestly dated. But you do you I guess...
Zoomers are pretty funny. Is TikTok, dare I say it, our app?
>heh, i’m such a heckin badass buying my metal cds and triggering my christcuck parents... video games make me violent? heh, watch me game, skydaddy
>25 years later
>F-FRICKING ZOOMER c**tS HAVING FUN IN THE CINEMA!! DISRESPECTFUL EVIL ZOOMER DABBING ON WAGIE!!!!!! GRRRRR!!!!! BY SCIENCE YOU SHALL PAY!!!!
>It's hard to tell what the actual disruptions have been but there are videos on TikTok of groups moshing and throwing bananas at the screen while the film is playing.
>A spokesperson from Odeon told indy100: "Due to a small number of incidents in our cinemas over the weekend we have had to restrict access in some circumstances."
People were apparently throwing stuff at the screens, so some theaters started banning them
https://www.tiktok.com/@jediobiwan69/video/7115990871799057710
BASED zoomers.
>People were apparently throwing stuff at the screens, so some theaters started banning them
uuuuuhhhh what is this, 1984?!!!
That's nothing. They do that at Rocky Horror showings. In India, pajeets throw fireworks in theaters.
Based pajeets. I forgot I have a bag of fireworks left from last 4th of July sitting in the garage and this post reminded me.
That's literally trashing a theater though...
Who are you quoting?
me, i said that in my mind
I don't care if they're being disrespectful. It's gay. Zoomers are gay. You are gay.
I think coffe isn't good for you
cringe phoneposting zoomer
dilate my good sir
yeah. i’m 25. my generation did dumb shit too. i see teens doing stuff like this and i can relate. it’s cute. harmless teenager fun.
Theater's closed
>Based movie about Minions being responsible for the Holocaust which never happened bad
>Gay arse space movie about black b***hes with wieners sucking each others wieners good
The Minions were frozen during WWII so they couldn't serve Hitler.
You mean serve Stalin.
Based zoomies bringing back the SOVL to the kinoplex.
Wow this looks totally organic. I'm sure a giant PR budget had nothing to do with it
Even if it is just viral marketing bullshit who fricking cares, it's funny
haha i laughed when the kids walked around wearing the suits lol haha
It actually is funny, you're just a bitter contrarian who's life sucks and you never do anything yourself just sit at home alone getting mad at other people enjoying their youth
>It actually is funny
go back
Iv been here longer than you, i was here when people on this site used to do shit like this irl too instead of just being whiney b***hes on the internet
no one buys it, go back plebbitor
I think the time is right for you to kys
I don’t really get why this is funny but it’s even more gay that movie theaters are mad about it
T. 33 yo millennial
Let the zoomers have some fun for frick sake
I saw a bunch of young guys at the 54th street the other night and they were all wearing suits and I thought they had a mid summer prom or something to go to but now I realize it might be this trend. Interesting. What is the reason for this exactly? Why is them wanting to look fly so uncouth? Oh it's because none of you war dodging embarrassments to your father's bloodline ever put any pride or effort into your physique or appearance and it's literally triggering you to see someone making an effort to activate their potential. Most of you are half breed mutts who's skin is the same color as the shit that comes out of my ass. You should be mortified that you pathetic fricking excuses for men are being mogged. What? Did this pull you away from your anime, video games, troony porn, and high fructose corn syrup fast food slop to realize there's a life outside your computers you pathetic pieces of dog shit?
Überprüfen Sie diese Dubs
anything that isn't troon or BBC posting makes the Cinemaphilebrain seethe
zoomer memes have officially surpassed cringe millenial memes.
I will no longer be socializing with anyone over the age of 24
Closed it after 5 seconds
THIS ISN'T A NEW MEME. ZOOMERS STOLE IT AFTER YEARS OF BEING A DEAD MEME BECAUSE THATS HOW LONG IT TAKES TO FILTER THROUGH TO TIK TOK.
INB4 FUN gayS
Its harmless dumb fun. When i was a kid me and cheggie reggie we used to drop cinder blocks from the bridge on the road its like that. Just killing time. I dont see how sony wont step in from theaters barring patrons who are willing to spend money on a dumb movie.
Seig Gru
All hail the banana of genocide.
should i take the tiktokpill bros? will it make me happy
>should i take the tiktokpill bros? will it make me happy
No I had to uninstall it. It made me extremely aware of my social disfunctions and I wanted to kill myself
I briefly installed it in hopes of finding questionably-aged girls doing thot dances but the algorithm just showed me the abysses of “influencer” shit and Facebook-tier boomer stuff. Like the other anon said, it made me feel viscerally uncomfortable to realize that normie pop-culture is something so alien. You’re better off with Twitter, where all the good tiktoks end up anyway, plus there you always have the option of QTing people with troonjaks and basking in seethe before your account gets suspended.
Suits should be brought back
NOOOOOOOO ITS ARTIFICIAL THIS MASSIVELY POPULAR FRANCHISE DESPERATELY NEEDED THIS IT WOULDA FLOPPED OTHERWISE
>NOOOOOOOO ITS ARTIFICIAL THIS MASSIVELY POPULAR FRANCHISE DESPERATELY NEEDED THIS IT WOULDA FLOPPED OTHERWISE
ITS A FRICKING CONSPIRACY THEORY BY THE EVIL CHINKS!!!! (NOT THE israeliteS THO I SWEAR PLEASE DONT CANCEL ME)
im not scanning that qr code n-bomb
>
Unironically Chinese trends and memes being exported to the rest of the world via TikTok. The era of American cultural hegemony is over. Now enters the age of the bug man.
Theater's closed
The producers should shame the cinemas, this is dare I say the most wholesome thing and meme I have seen all Summer.
>boys have any fun and sense of camaderie at all ever in existence
>ban it
it's over fellow moids
i think this was some sort of mass shooting if they walked into the cinema looking like that
This reminds me of the "gentleman" shit that /LULZ/ posters used to do back in the day before the board became incel central. I'm probably the only one here who remembers that because you're all a bunch of fricking election tourists.
You're so cool for remembering that.
i miss old /LULZ/. spaghetti-dropping, stinky mcfart ass, etc.
>zoomers rebel in society by wearing suits and watching the latest multimillion dollar movie
The dumbest generation.
it just means they won.
What did they win? A failed economy? Massive amounts of debt, anxiety, and distrust? The most cases of mental illness? A music, movie, and video game culture that is creatively bankrupt?
Please tell me.
I should have written ~~*they*~~. When the new generation is not capable of rebelling anymore, it means ~~*they*~~ won.
another wave of sponsored corporate memeing to jump start their viewing so their money does not get dumped.
>refusing the business of paying customers
im glad these dinosaur cinemas are dying off
i think this is the stupidest meme ever, but whats even dumber is theaters (who are already suffering) deciding to REFUSE customers.
Corporations, employers and landlords have now become so arrogant that they think they are doing their clients and customers a favour by allowing them to pay for their services.
Hold up. How is this a probelm to anyone? Bunch of kids go to a kiddie movie while wearing suits to have a laugh. It's not like they disturb others or not pay for their tickets.
I don't browse twitter or ticktocks so might someone tell me why are people mad?
Some of the groups copying the original video are being loud, obnoxious dickheads at screenings. That’s pretty much it.
children are naturally disruptive in movies... this is why depite how much i like pixar, i'll always just wait for streaming
thats the target audience tho and always happened. it's like these people literally hate being profitablle
I guess they were being a little loud in a screening full of literal 5 year olds, and know how slow burning bone chilling dead quiet those screening usually are.
It's the same thing that happens to many boards here
>majority white community/board creates something
>spreads to shitskin communities by the tokens
>shitskins flood in
>shitskins start linking
>shitskins cant control themselves
>shitskins ruin the thing/community
/sp/, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, etc
they really ruined spee with their autism
it's not pre-approved focus group certified fun so therefore it's not allowed
I don't get it. You get a boon of extra customers and all you get to do is clean a little harder and take the beratement of a bunch of parents
Its nothing new, I remember me and my friends would ironically watch teletubbies in our early teens.
Did you gays jerk each other off too?
>dying industry bans paying customers
you can't make this shit up
late stage marxist takeover
these employees were already butthurt they had to go back to work and the government stopped printing them money to do nothing...
Take your meds.
Brought To You By Pfizer
>he's also an antivaxxer
Ok moron.
>Spoder-Man makes 2 billion
>Cruise kino and Strange make a billion
>Thor and Minions about to make another billion
All I want to know is, where are the fricking Robert memes to go with this kekery?
>dying.
we used to wear suits to ever movie
I bet their whole point is adults will ban anything they don't understand/like and it's stupid
People triggered by a suit, pathetic mental midget trannies
I stand with Gentleminions.
are we pretending that it's not based? Because it is
>Large groups of people going en-masse to cinemas?
>Hmm, no, we will put a stop to this.
200 IQ play. Good thing too, the death of the movie theater can't come soon enough.
Rest in piss.
Wtf I love the gentleminions now??
>a bunch of annoying frickers angers everyone else in the theatre
>your regular customers complain and threaten to stop visiting your place if you don't do something about
>you do something about
>HURRRR DO YOU HATE MONEY??? WHY U HATE MONEY?? DURRR
Based inbred moron knowing nothing about business.
>one Karen stomps up to the counter and complains that people are having fun
>corporations ban it
What's actually going on across society right now.
People are going to show up to Avatar in a loin cloth.
Imagine if they banned blacks or black outfits or hairstyles due to "disturbances".
>Going to the theatre suited up with your friends
How can Zoomers be this based?
>all these aging millennials and loser eldest zoomers simping
lel
they will NEVER give you the time of day
What? Why.
Jews few the gentleminion
theaters are banning it because zoomers were shouting and throwing bananas at people. at least that was at my theater, a ton of refunds had to be issued to families
WTF is this timeline. I have often wished for a return to white man's proper attire. Zoomers are making it happen. Bless.
Nope, they do so ironically. They much prefer Black person culture, gay haircuts, and tattoos.
clearly the cinemas banning it have never been to a regular screening before because theyre always full of morons.
it's literally no different then any random capeshit but they aren't losing their shit to a Disney movie so it's verboten
You're not part of some movement
all of these NPC zoomers you're mistakenly simping will see the next disney capeshit too
If they dress that nicely I don't care
>Not calling themselves "Gentlemin"
Missed opportunity
I'm 33 and this cannot piss me off.
It's actually a good thing to see boys enjoying themselves in proper attire. Hopefully it will last.
What if my strong black wife wants to take the kids out after a board meeting?
Leftists are unironically afraid of any organic social movement that they do not control
Bunch of nerds starting telling me about his and i laughed in their faces haha
>NOOOOOOOOOO you can't just dress nicely because.... because you just can't OK!?!?!
Why are they like this?
Because they are trashing theaters, moron
Another expression of the eternal adolescence we see in gen Z as they dress up with pride, clutching their tickets to see a childrens move and celebrate it publicly.
The picture in the bubble is actually kinda nice
God damn it, it's official. I'm old. This doesn't bother or offend me, but... I don't fricking get it at all. I don't understand this meme in any way shape or formed. Why suits? Why minions? They wear overalls not suits? I've never seen the movies, but I am completely not in on whatever the joke is here.
Any fellow trannies come to Cinemaphile to gaslight anons that they're not talking to trannies?
>YOU VILL LIVE IN THE PODS
>YOU VILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU VILL DRESS LIKE A Black personING MONKEY
our patience has limits
>WATCH THE MEME
>GO SEE THE LATEST CORPORATE PRODUCT
>VERY FUNNY YES
OK, Black person
almost all shootings are done by Black folk and israelites, lol
Or what? You gonna go on ANOTHER incel rampage and shoot innocent people because you're a virgin? And before you are being racist again:
>The suspect was described as a white man between 18-20 years old with a small build, long black hair and wearing a T-shirt.
Didn't a troony shoot up the Uvalde school?
You troonys and your "splainin" lol
>a white man between 18-20 years old with a small build, long black hair and wearing a T-shirt.
>1980s 75% chance he's a metalhead
>2020s 75% chance he's a troon
Do they hate money?
>hissing and seething on a Paraguayan locket smithing forum for an entire hour because someone posted a ywnbaw meme
lol pure mental illness
Literally nobody is ever seething at you, you are never talking to actual trannies, nobody is literally ever fricking upset at you.
You're literally upset right now.
Kek
>mockery is being upset
You "people" cry about trannies on every thread, on every board for literal months and months at a time, you save pictures of mutilated wieners and make wojack edits on paint. My brother in Christ, you are insane.
Do either of you enjoy posting like this?
Cut it the frick out you fricking losers. Wise up.
>le both sides le same
Both sides are equally annoying in this instance, yes.
But one is much more insane than the other, and I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to decide who I'm referring to here.
>truth and lies are both annoying
disgusting
When neither are related to television or film, yes they are both annoying.
Just because YOU think something is true doesn't mean you have to shit up unrelated threads because of your autism. Self important fricking homosexual you are.
homosexuals soil everything
thas why they must always be fought
You soil this board with off topic shit.
You're not a warrior, you're a spammer. Filling up the board with nonsense. KYS.
>tolerating lies
you're part of the problem
you shall be cleansed too
Did you think that sounded badass?
I don't care what you degenerated subhumans "think"
>everyone who thinks I'm cringe is a subhuman degenerate
You come across as very insecure.
quite the opposite
I don't call you subhumans because you're different
I call you subhumans because you're degenerates, ie enemies of truth and civilization
simple as
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiosity
Because you decide if someone is a troon based on whether or not they think you're based or cringe. If someone has a problem with how you post, you decide in your own thread that the reason they didn't like you're post is because they're a troony.
That's an obvious protection mechanism, and you would need to be very fragile to rely on something like that.
>y-y-y-y-y-you feel superior
no: I am, looney troon
loving truth is inherently superior to hating it, always, no exception
How is it insecure to not like subhuman troons?
>nobody is literally ever fricking upset at you
That is correct, since I just entered the thread. But that's neither here nor there, I'm talking about the troony that's been shitting and pissing in all caps for an hour
What a dumb thread
Troons heckin mad
You cry about chuds every other thread. Save pictures of Black person dicks, troony porn, and stolen memes. My brother in Christ, you are insane.
>thread is dying
>troony starts shitposting
>IM SPLAININ THESE CHUDS SO GOOD RIGHT NOW. IM SO SMART.
The troon is waiting for the thread to reach limit lol
Classic
Thread limit almost reached. The troon will enter a le ebin comment to own heckin chuds any sec now or ironically won't since I said this.