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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie needed more blood-stained robots to be perfect.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy what makeup could do in the '80s

      Kino Pinnacle.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy what makeup could do in the '80s

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like practical special effects, it's a dying art.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Six and a half fricking hours for that head make-up.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name one (1) movie that’s better than Robert Cop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      RoboCop

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is that shirt lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ikr? it's gonna cause extreme moisture loss. I suppose it's a way of flaunting your water wealth

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a shirt for duels, meant to leave vitals exposed. If you look closely its an Artreides garb and not Fremen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jurassic Park

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you can. only movies that are equally as good.

      I legitimately think RoboCop is a near perfect movie, in that it accomplishes everything it sets out to accomplish, it has no significant flaws, it's entertaining, reasonably original and creative, it offers some solid commentary on relevant topics without lurching into naked preaching, it's consistent and clear about its themes and handles them well, and it withstands the test of time.

      in short, I'd buy that for a dollar!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samurai Cop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe Alien or The Thing but I think that's apples and oranges

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't with that soundtrack. Basil Poledouris elevates the hell out of it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steven Cop.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Clarence stab a hole through Murphy's titanium armor?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He stabs him between the shoulder and chest plates

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it clearly went into the chest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was already a crack in his armor before Clarence stabbed through it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flesh is stronger the steel. See Conan thread in catalog.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU HAD REAL GOOD PARENTS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Clanrence's parents have a real good marriage

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAYONARA ROBOCOP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh n-

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >USB wins war of the standards

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how Robo specifically chooses to say Boddicker's girly first name

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did this movie even get made?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orion/it was the 80s.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Want to make a Terminator ripoff quickly
      >Give the script to some crazy Dutchman
      >He makes a masterpiece

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Want to make a Terminator ripoff quickly
      >Give the script to some crazy Dutchman
      >He makes a masterpiece

      It was originally going to be a Judge Dredd adaptation but the script was changed so much they decided to make it its own thing.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Murphy...I'm a mess.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this b***h is responsible for EVERYTHING and NEVER gets held accountable!
      >decides to pursue gang into creepy abandoned factory complex
      >decides to split up
      >decides to oogle Black person wiener instead of shooting the Black person in the back
      seriously Lewis, what the FRICK
      Also, Joe Cox is easily the most annoying of the villains with his constant taunting and hyena laugh, yet he gets off the easiest of them all with just a quick gunshot to the chest. wtf.

      Those are the only major flaws I have with this movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Responsible for Murphy turning into RoboCop
        Based beyond belief.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not arresting you anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        *BANG*

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay, I give up.
    >I'm not arresting you anymore.
    >H-heeey! Wait a second.
    >Wait a minute.
    >You're taking this kinda personal, aren't ya?
    >Come on, man.
    >Come on now, you're making me nervous.
    >Come on, you can't do this.
    >Come on now, don't mess around!
    >Hey! Hey!
    >Come on, man, now don't get cute!
    What did Clarence mean by this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You're taking this kinda personal, aren't ya?
      Well you did kill him, Clarence.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you fly, Bobby?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand how people claim Robocop 2 is better than the original:

    >corpo woman whose name I can't remember is a step down from Ronnie Cox
    >Cain is a step down from Clarence Boddicker
    >Robocop 2 family drama is a step down from 1
    >Robocain is a step down from ED 209
    >not enough blood squibs
    >kid mob boss is fricking moronic
    >Detroit mayor is annoying and too over the top
    >Lewis is basically irrelevant
    >Robocop is barely in it at all

    The only thing 2 does better is the suit and the practical effects look good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I still don't understand how people claim Robocop 2 is better than the original:
      Almost no one does this.
      The general consensus is that it is underrated & good but not great.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The general consensus is that it is underrated & good but not great.
        The general concensus is that it sucks.

        That's studio didn't want to wait for the original director to finish filming Total Recall. He asked them to wait but the studio said no. So they rushed out a sequel with a completely different Director and Writing team.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robocain slaying his gang and Robocop fight was kino though.
      In terms of action it was upgrade, so if you came for dem explosions it was better.
      Everything else like you said.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I still don't understand how people claim Robocop 2 is better than the original:
      Orion Studios was in a bad financial position. They were desperate and forced Robocop 2 to made ahead of schedule before the original director and writer team could come back. Orion hired a script writer who had only written COMICBOOKS and had never done a movie before. He also disliked Robocop 1.

      So yes Robocop 2 sucks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frank Miller wrote The Dark Knight Returns, Sin City and RoboCop vs Terminator.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frank’s script got fricked with. There’s a comic adaption of what he actually wrote.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're misinformed.
      The overal consensus is that RC2 a step down, but it's treated too harshly kinda like Predator 2, while both are competent sequels.

      Anyone hyped for Robocop Rogue City? Supposedly it's supposed to be a continuation of the 1st film and Peter Weller is voicing Robocop.

      Might be gud. It features no run button, so it gives me hope that the devs are taking other details into consideration.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed 2 is not as good but it is a worthy sequel. Pretty much all the classics got one really good sequel and then utter shit franchises. Predator, Predator 2. Terminator, T2. Alien, Aliens. But anything beyond that is hot diarrhea.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Termagants, vamoose

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. I do occasionally watch this movie pretending it's a space marine in necromunda

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Females, depart.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robocop 1 is the first and best Robocop movie. The others suck.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody watch RoboDoc? It's great so far

    RoboDoc.The.Creation.Of.RoboCop.S01E02.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.H264-WhiteHat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tracker?
      cant find it on leetx,

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No torrent I just used a direct link from rlsbb

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nvm then

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Captialism bad propaganda film sugarcoated with le cool pew pew robot man
    Frick Roboslop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BOOK HIM
    >what's the charge?!
    >HE'S A Black person

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone hyped for Robocop Rogue City? Supposedly it's supposed to be a continuation of the 1st film and Peter Weller is voicing Robocop.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Peter Weller is voicing Robocop.

      what a legend.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it has the same level of blood and gore as Verhoeven's movie and you can shoot rapists in the groin, I might consider buying it.
      But let's be honest, we're in current year +8, while the former can be done, I'm not so sure about the latter.
      Oh, and of course, the music has to be great, otherwise it'd be an insult to Poledouris' score.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If it has the same level of blood and gore as Verhoeven's movie and you can shoot rapists in the groin, I might consider buying it.
        >If it has the same level of blood and gore as Verhoeven's movie and you can shoot rapists in the groin, I might consider buying it.
        Details are limited, but the game is rated M for mature, and you can use Robocop to punch criminals heads into bloody meat paste and make them explode. The Director wanted to go for more mature violence.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone else doing voices other than Weller? Watching the RoboDoc and nearly every one from the first movie is still alive except the guy that got cashed out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hugely hyped
      just hope its not shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Was suppose to come out this month
      >Just found out it got delayed again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats a good thing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But I only have three weeks to live

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          as long as its polishing a gem and not last minute panicking

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >licenced game without any big name behind it

      it's over

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worked for Hogwarts Legacy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like yurojank

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yes. It's by the Terminator: Resistance people, and that game, despite some jank, captures the spirit of the movies and clearly loves the source material.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to get shit on by normies who'll go in expecting a standard FPS game from it.
      When in fact it's more of a RoboCop sim for the fans.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weller's involvement with any RoboCop project automatically makes it based.
      Just as RoboCop projects without Weller are absolutely fricking awful. Frick off, with that jetpack shit.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the game has the robocop theme then im buying it and i wont care if its works or not

    %3D%3D

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I frickin' love that guy!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP Miguel.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      greatest villain ever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BOOM!
      Is it me, or does Weller look like Patrick McGoohan here?

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HELP ME ALEX MY ARMS ARE GROWING TOO LONG

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fix him chatgpt

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit letter media talks about old movie
    >Cinemaphile.gay starts getting threads about that old movie for weeks
    hmmm

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being new. The furniture of law enforcement has always had threads running often.

      if the game has the robocop theme then im buying it and i wont care if its works or not

      %3D%3D

      >who cares if it works or not
      Based understated quite user

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how wild it would be if you killed the shit out of someone and, without any context or concept of this even being a possibility that could happen, he comes back as a fricking super-powered robot to kill you. Like, you didn't even consider that as a doable thing before he just shows up with some autopistol and starts blasting. Fricking imagine.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I know you. You're dead! We killed you!
      >*losing his shit internally*
      Why imagine

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But by this point in the movie, you the viewer are well-acquainted with this being possible. The title of the movie is fricking RoboCop for Christ's sake. You're totally primed from the very beginning. I'm saying you don't get the qualitative experience from this scene of how actually bizarre it would be.

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