Clerks remake where Emily Ratajkowski just randomly shows up in different parts of the movie in various underwear sets and harasses the protag and cus...

Clerks remake where Emily Ratajkowski just randomly shows up in different parts of the movie in various underwear sets and harasses the protag and customers throughout the day with bantz

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clerks remake will star two POC females and have old man Randall next door giving them guidance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So another Kevin Smith movie? Neat

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a huge gap.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a starving goat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She really does need a man in her life that knows how to cook.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Damn it can you stop opening the snacks!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you need to pay for those!

      If this were a picture of Sidney, she’d be smiling
      I be emily went to cry about being objectified too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Emily Ratajkowski is a walking contradiction. This is a pic of hers from 3 days ago:
        https://www.imagebam.com/view/METB9OH
        She has to make peace with the fact that she's a sex symbol and quit her hypocritical nonsense.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe she'd cheer up if I ate her butthole

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ironically, I assume her sex life isn't that great despite her attention-whoring "affairs" which she seems to leak to the press. She has to relax because that's how she aligns herself to her own beauty.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to frick that belly button

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you call a tummy such as this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giger's Alien

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has a pretty pussey

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That belly button is just like graffiti sprayed acrossing a fine painting. At least there's no tattoos.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and stay outta the fridge!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asses are gross because that's where shit and poop and also farts come from.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        women don't poop, moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I went into the bathroom after my cute coworker one day and she didn't flush and I can confirm they do. I have never been attracted to her since.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese ones do. I've seen thousands of them do it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those are men, why do you think they keep blurring out their parts. Lol dis homie jackin to dickgirls

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're not blurring anything. That's radiation poisoning from Hiroshima.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi,

          I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vegana, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

          I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

          Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

          Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vegana --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

          Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

          They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            go gay then

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you need to pay for those!

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny how chuds are jsut porn addicts, you know democracy is safe when chuds can only coom in paper tissues and give money to eprostitutes kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shame you're not a real woman that actually cares about the disenfranchised.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still calling your opponents chuds in 2024
      Get some new material homosexual. Your stupid fricking word is so played out.

      • 2 months ago
        CreepyThinMan

        calling your opponents chuds in 2024
        >Get some new material homosexual. Your stupid fricking word is so played out.

        They have nothing else other than name calling while they use "Chud" and "Incel" as their substitutes for Ugly and Virgin which shows that these people never developed emotionally or intellectually beyond grade school.

        So they only have a few npc responses;

        Chud
        Incel
        Nazi
        Touch grass

        !!!FACT!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How mad are you that only real women are able to influence chuds through sexual desire?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes I cut off my dick and wear a dress because of my fetish but you're the real porn addict.....ACK!!!

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looks like there's a micro penis coming out of her belly
    >doesn't even have a pleasant face to make up for it

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >with bantz
    No one wants to hear her talk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I thought she was superhot in that Blurred Lines video. Then I heard her open her yap in an interview. Fantasy ruined. Still would, but she's as vapid as they come.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she owes me sex

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hasn't she paid the toll? Tyga?

  17. 2 months ago
    I spray painted your car

    Give her a proper storyline kevin

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that her bellybutton ruins everything else for me.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha imagine if she put on 30 pounds and it all went to her breasts ass and thighs haha looool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like she did on her ig

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's a brain broken moron who hates her son because he's white

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The woman is a billionaire because of you coomers obsessing over a rat with breasts

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spectacular body, dead eyes. She's the spirit of the new age.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't unsee that nasty belly button, looks like a hemorrhoid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How dare we objectivize her body. It’s not like she poses nude for money or anything.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gross belly button and way too skinny

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