>In America, she's a Mexican icon.
An in America Justin Trudeau is a Canadian Icon and hero, come up here and let us tell you how we really feel about the man...
Anon, in America most people are barely aware Canada exists. Libs here like Trudeau because they see him as another liberal politician, him being Canadian means nothing.
I remember reading Frida tried to pass herself as israeli from her paternal side just to later be revealed her father was actually descended from a line of German Lutherans
I don't take seriously opinions from mexishits who refer to themselves as "spics". You're probably a browncel who can't get laid even with all the hot chicks that live in your country.
This, same shit happens in Brazil incels (we aren't latinos, they are all ugly like 99% of our country. wE ArE wHiTe plz respect us as equal western world)
>jew >dad german >gets dicked down by some fat mexican communist >gets hit by a bus >fat mexican communist fricks her younger sister >she fricks other mexican artists >wah muh colonialism
White anon here. Very strong first two episodes. Frida and Harriet are based. Really like Confucius, he has a strong silhouette and strong personality. Just love these episodes, can't wait for next week.
It's uncomfortable for me that they keep calling him Topher. I used to know a guy on Discord named Tofer. Everyone loved him, including all the people who disliked me. He was an ideal and an inspiration, and then he overdosed on heroin. I still don't know if it was an accident, or what it would even mean to relapse on accident. But I keep hearing "Tofer" watching this show and it's freaking me out.
I think I accepted Gandhi was just noise that the show needed, first episode felt empty because of that, but the new characters (except Harriet and more or so Frida), and having more plots going made it for me. Second episode was too good.
i am not over him, but after ep 2 i feel i can move on for a while.
Honestly Confucius made me forget about Gandhi. Also feel like they're going for a pinkie pie personality for Harriet.
White anon here. Very strong first two episodes. Frida and Harriet are based. Really like Confucius, he has a strong silhouette and strong personality. Just love these episodes, can't wait for next week.
Am I the only one that thought Episode 2 was worse?
Is it true Frida and Tubbs will be part of the main cast? They dont seem to gel well with the rest of the cast if thats the case, Confucius seems like a bro tho.
holy frick it looks like i had a stroke
Ok i will ask Again
Anons if you could add a character to the show who would it be and what will be their personality?
Nikola Tesla, who feels so pressured into being a tech genius like his clonefather that he unintentionally turns into a stereotypical tech bro.
And later when he's gotten fed up with living up to his legacy, he goes to his workshop to fiddle around with a personal project and unconsciously makes a perpetual motion machine.
Also Orson Wells so we can get Black & Tan 2 because he's no longer an auteur filmmaker but a schlock film producer.
Mark Twain >the Hunter Thompson of the group, completely insane but charismatic and strangely wise, though you need to give him a peyote plant to bring out that last part
H. P. Lovecraft >absolute Chad, has the most popular stories out of anyone and gives out lifting advice to anyone who asks, secretly addicted to fish sticks
Fyodor Dostoevsky >Runs an illegal gambling ring at the school that makes Las Vegas look like a Baptist church, he only takes stories and novels as legal tender, otherwise is a pretty chill and takes weekends off to relax with his girlfriend Mary Shelley and think up cute fables they read to orphans on Sundays
George Orwell >Total conspiracy theorist, currently writing a tell-all book about the Greco-Bosnian Plutocracy threatening the stability of the world through AR video games, he's 952 pages in and that's only the prologue
>secretly addicted to fish sticks
Shoulda made him secretly addicted to saying the n word
11 months ago
Anonymous
>secretly
It's no secret when you name your dog Black person.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>secretly
It's no secret when you name your dog Black person.
>Recurring gag in every episode of the characters freaking out thinking he's going to say Black person
>And this is my cat! He has such a shiny black coat like the infinite void that eventually is going to swallow us all, but he's such a nuisance that I have named him Nig..
>Lovecraft NO!
>el? His name is Nigel jeez man sorry You don't like it but I tought it was a cool name
11 months ago
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Almost there, buy only works in text.
The 'ig' in "Nigel" is pronounced very differently from the 'igg' in "Black person. Not a lot of words/names that start with "nigg" either. In fact, I'm having difficulty even thinking of one.
Could work with just the initial "nih-" though. Ninja, nimrod, nincompoop, nintendo, nix, nil, nits... >And this is my cat! He has such a shiny black coat like the infinite void that eventually is going to swallow us all, but he's such a little sneaky bugger that I have named him Ni.. >LOVECRAFT!!!! >nja. Hm, maybe you're right. A little too on-the-nose. I'm sure I can think of something more fitting...
11 months ago
Anonymous
Almost there, buy only works in text.
The 'ig' in "Nigel" is pronounced very differently from the 'igg' in "Black person. Not a lot of words/names that start with "nigg" either. In fact, I'm having difficulty even thinking of one.
Could work with just the initial "nih-" though. Ninja, nimrod, nincompoop, nintendo, nix, nil, nits... >And this is my cat! He has such a shiny black coat like the infinite void that eventually is going to swallow us all, but he's such a little sneaky bugger that I have named him Ni.. >LOVECRAFT!!!! >nja. Hm, maybe you're right. A little too on-the-nose. I'm sure I can think of something more fitting...
>Abe tries to improve his image. >He goes to where the Pen bros live. >He knocks on the door. >Lovecraft opens the door and welcomes him. >The house is full of cats. >Lovecraft tells him that the owner of the house is a cat person (later it will be revealed that it's Yuri Knorozov). >George Orwell comes from the basement wearing a foil hat and an Illuminati shirt. >Abe tries to talk with him, but he just goes back to his room. >Mark comes and starts cracking jokes and discussing what they will write in the next issue. >He notices Abe and asks him what he's doing in their house, and Abe explains that he wants to improve his image. >Mark tells him that they can't do that and he can completely refuse the offer. >Lovecraft tells him that he doesn't need a newspaper to change people's opinion of him, and he has to change how he sees himself first. >Abe ignores the advice and begs them to write an article about him. >Later, Lovecraft offers him to go with Fyodor and Mary Shelley to help people and orphans so they can at least write a good small article about Abe helping people. >Abe goes and tries his best and learns that Fyodor runs an illegal gambling ring at the school. >The next day, Abe rushes to read the school's newspaper and, to his surprise, he is mentioned in an article with the title "Public Image and How People Use It to Feel Good About Themselves" by BIG G (George Orwell's pen name). >Abe looks at the Pen bros and sees them smirking.
>Abe tries to improve his image. >He goes to where the Pen bros live. >He knocks on the door. >Lovecraft opens the door and welcomes him. >The house is full of cats. >Lovecraft tells him that the owner of the house is a cat person (later it will be revealed that it's Yuri Knorozov). >George Orwell comes from the basement wearing a foil hat and an Illuminati shirt. >Abe tries to talk with him, but he just goes back to his room. >Mark comes and starts cracking jokes and discussing what they will write in the next issue. >He notices Abe and asks him what he's doing in their house, and Abe explains that he wants to improve his image. >Mark tells him that they can't do that and he can completely refuse the offer. >Lovecraft tells him that he doesn't need a newspaper to change people's opinion of him, and he has to change how he sees himself first. >Abe ignores the advice and begs them to write an article about him. >Later, Lovecraft offers him to go with Fyodor and Mary Shelley to help people and orphans so they can at least write a good small article about Abe helping people. >Abe goes and tries his best and learns that Fyodor runs an illegal gambling ring at the school. >The next day, Abe rushes to read the school's newspaper and, to his surprise, he is mentioned in an article with the title "Public Image and How People Use It to Feel Good About Themselves" by BIG G (George Orwell's pen name). >Abe looks at the Pen bros and sees them smirking.
>H. P. Lovecraft
Chad, has the most popular stories out of anyone and gives out lifting advice to anyone who asks, secretly addicted to fish sticks
Based. He should also be an anti-racism and pro-immigration activist who loves visiting foreign cultures.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah people doing fanart with their own characters often forget that these dudes aren't meant to be straight clones of the original
11 months ago
Anonymous
Lovecraft actually was pretty cucked later in life. He wrote letters fretting about Franco and how populism might turn people against the israelites.
>H. P. Lovecraft
Chad, has the most popular stories out of anyone and gives out lifting advice to anyone who asks, secretly addicted to fish sticks
Based. He should also be an anti-racism and pro-immigration activist who loves visiting foreign cultures.
>HP Lovecraft >secretly addicted to fish sticks >"Hey Lovecraft, I heard you like fish sticks! What are you, some kinda gay fish?" >This causes Howard to enter into an angst-ridden panic for several weeks
>H. P. Lovecraft
Chad, has the most popular stories out of anyone and gives out lifting advice to anyone who asks, secretly addicted to fish sticks
Based. He should also be an anti-racism and pro-immigration activist who loves visiting foreign cultures.
I know this might be trying to make a joke about someone who seems like the opposite of the original HPL, but a popular Chad is actually pretty on the mark for the real guy. He had a huge circle of friends who made a fan club dedicated to him and elected him the leader of it, I think they called it The Lovecraft Society. And he would mentor many young aspiring writers who were entering the field after him, a number of whom wound up becoming famous. He might have only become a household name posthumously, but he was well loved within the pulp fiction community in his lifetime. Which is probably why some of his friends eventually got together to save his legacy and boost him into the acclaim he has today.
He kind of purposefully cultivated the persona of a stuffy well-read friendless recluse himself, because he thought that made him seem cool.
Oh and while he certainly WAS a racist and antisemite, it’s notable that that didn’t stop him from having a number of important friends who were israelites or progressives, who held basically the polar opposite of his own racist views. Doesn’t really excuse him for anything, but I think it’s kinda interesting.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not Lovecraft scholar, but if I remember right he did visit some of his friends and only on the east coast. He eventually settled down in his hometown for good.
After that he only talked to people through letters and that's where the recluse reputation comes from.
11 months ago
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His hometown was Providence, which is and was a pretty good sized city. It’s not as though he were isolated in some sleepy tiny town. It’s true he really didn’t want to live anyplace else, I think he had a chance to move to Chicago at one point but absolutely refused because he didn’t want to go west, but he tried moving to New York City for a little while. It did not go well, especially after that one time he came home and his entire apartment was completely emptied because he had been robbed (probably by blacks or immigrants, he assumed).
Lovecraft used to write letters to the editor to the local papers in Providence about what he thought of the public parks and transportation system and the like, because he liked walking about his home city so much. He didn’t get out as much towards the end of his life, because he had cancer. And yeah, it’s true a lot of his friendships were held through written correspondence, but he touched grass a fair amount too. He probably got a little depressed after his mom’s death and his divorce and the poverty and the traumatic robbery and the cancer.
11 months ago
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>but a popular Chad is actually pretty on the mark for the real guy.
homie had a panic attack trying to do high school math, lived with his mom most of his life, and was afraid of damn near everything. He would have remained in obscurity like the rest of the "Weird Tales" hacks had not the actual Chad August Derleth sold cheap paperbacks of his stories.
Mark Twain >the Hunter Thompson of the group, completely insane but charismatic and strangely wise, though you need to give him a peyote plant to bring out that last part
H. P. Lovecraft >absolute Chad, has the most popular stories out of anyone and gives out lifting advice to anyone who asks, secretly addicted to fish sticks
Fyodor Dostoevsky >Runs an illegal gambling ring at the school that makes Las Vegas look like a Baptist church, he only takes stories and novels as legal tender, otherwise is a pretty chill and takes weekends off to relax with his girlfriend Mary Shelley and think up cute fables they read to orphans on Sundays
George Orwell >Total conspiracy theorist, currently writing a tell-all book about the Greco-Bosnian Plutocracy threatening the stability of the world through AR video games, he's 952 pages in and that's only the prologue
Anne Bonny, hackerwoman and complete loser who fricks with the jock students in revenge for bullying the nerds. There's definitely an arc where everyone finds out who the hackerman is and goes "WAIT HACKERMAN'S A GIIIIIIIRL?"
Joan, lights off, slow and dedicated cunnilungus that engages her whole body. And the entire time, I'm same voice actressing in my ears and in my mind.
It's her... it's always been her.
Famous Mexican president: Porfirio Díaz, he has a shit ton of material irl, like how he created public celebrations just to have the country jack him off, or how he keep getting re-elected a shit ton of times that the country ended up creating a law against Re-elections.
Also here’s one of my favorite story about him: >Hated gays so much he planned to have them executed once he find out about a secret crossdressing party where they would reunite to dance. >Turns out his brother was one of the crossdressers. >Porfirio instead ordered to jail all the gays, each cell was catalogued by letters, and all the gays went to the “J” cell. (J -> “Jota”) >It’s then how Porfirio started the slur to call gays “jotos”, our Spanish equivalent of “homosexual”.
I’d make Porfirio an egocentric and traditional macho man that secretly makes everything about himself or that keeps stumbling with things that menace his masculinity. Make him the boy that vandalizes school property writing his name everywhere.
Archibald Armstrong traits would be a silly dude who's humor isn't for everyone, drawing silly shit and laughing at his own stupid jokes.
Probably drawing lots of silly comics and cartoon to print in the school newspaper ranging from slapstick to the more bizarre absurdist humor.
When he he hits with a joke, he basks in it, when his joke bombs, he rolls right into another or simply runs it into the ground.
Diogenes. But I wouldn’t have him as a Reddit tier troll. Instead I’d have him act how he actually acted, being homeless, living at the school, and existing to question everything and live a simple life
He’d be a wise yet very rude character who often has the solution to the problem but says it the worst way
>everyone tries thier best to ignore him as he rants about metaphysical concepts while jerking off in the hallway >doles out the the what-we-learned-today message in a couple episodes, if thru insane ramblings about men and chickens >turns out he's not Diogenes or even a clone at all, he's just some homeless guy that's been squatting behind the gym bleachers for years, no one has ever bothered to get rid of him
Simon Bolivar
Turbo anarchist moron, always has big plans to have some section of the school declare independence from the rest and they always frick up
Underage drinking problem, problem with authority, rides a motorcycle and is a greaser
Emperor Vitellius. Fat slacker who is super popular in Home Ec but doesn't apply himself to anything else. Reluctantly gets roped into shenanigans and tries to abdicate.
Benito Mussolini >Huge fan of democracy, very meek and quiet.
James Dean >Nerdy, geeky "good boy" who follows all the rules and regulations down to a T. Terrified of Porsches and Ford Tudors.
Norman Rockwell >Dresses like a stereotypical guy from the 1940s (smokes a pipe that makes bubbles instead of smoke), but all of his art is wildly experimental. abstract, and shocking.
Joseph Merrick >The most handsome clone ever created. He's so handsome, in fact, that he keeps a hood over his face because people go blind seeing his true beauty.
Joseph Stalin >Devoutly Religious >Pacifistic >Is sometimes seen discussing theology with Jesus
Vladimir Lenin >Brilliant ideas guy >Somewhat charismatic >Wants be a lawyer when he's older >ends up in Saul Goodman type situations where he defends other students through pointing out holes in the school rules
Benito Mussolini >Athletic, despite being relativly heavy set >Writes sports columns for the school paper >Actively encourages people to participate in student elections
Hernán Cortez
Spanish conquistador who destroy the aztec Empire, he never apologize for that and still belive ir was right. He and Frida were lovers...but now they don't speak each other
Probably a nerd, no? He said that if he wasn't emperor, he'd want to be a teacher, and he was one of the first people to use a phone. Dude was so charismatic that just from visiting America he had a like a thousand votes in the american electiona.
>Snitch. >Throws everyone under the bus for his own safety. >Treasurer who gave away all the money to another school for his own sake. >Keeps getting put in charge of many valuables which he keeps trading for his own benefit.
>Once he gave away 1/6 part of the school to their rivals just so he wouldn’t get a stain.
King Arthur >stereotypical British guy >always misinterprets or miss remembers stories from his original >theater kid
The Wright Brothers >talk back and forth with each other >always finding ways to add wings and propellers to shit >all their inventions are just flying versions of ordinary stuff
Thomas Edison >way more clever than his original >is actually a good inventor, but is too humble to accept the credit
Justinian and Theodora >Justinian is a meek and humble nerd, but always clutches whenever there's a group project or multi-partner assignment >Lets others cheat off his answers, everyone in his class inexplicably gets straight A's >Theodora is a reformed bawd that will bully anyone that she thinks is bothering her boyfriend Justinian >Clone High's most likely Prom King/Queen to create some conflict with the main cast >Justinian and Abe are bros, Theodora and Joan become friends >Both are horrible influences on the other >Theodora hates Abe, Justinian hates Joan
B plot is JFK and Topher Bus becoming friends
Don't judge my shit ideas I'm just spitballing here
I like it, but I’d add Belisarius, John the Cappadocian and the rest to be his DnD bros and maybe there can be an episode where someone is writing fricked up rumors about them on the walls of the school and Theodora suspects Abe and it becomes a whole thing but in the end it’s just Procopius.
Theodore Roosevelt >enthusiastic go getter >star student >athletic and strong >well spoken and intelligent >would rather hang out in the woods or library than play sports or participate in school politics or drama >everyone constantly says he’d be a great addition to any team or run for student body President and are constantly trying to get him to join/run >is extremely competitive but does his best to hide/surprises it >his main rivals are the robber barons that are alway trying to set up some shitty scam in the school.
Clone Hitler is one of the nicest character in the show and most other characters like him but one of the MCs thinks he's secretly evil and treats him like a sitcom arch nemesis. Basically think Early Flanders/Dinkleberg.
>Super skinny William Taft, head of the school's bodybuilder club. >Charles Manson who just wants to be left alone, but everyone can't help but find him strangely alluring and end up doing anything he says. >John Wayne Gacy who just wants to be a real clown. Still scares the crap out of everyone without trying. >A cooler, more successful Abe clone.
I wonder how Jesús would be treated in a fully liberal parody school with all that cancel culture thing. Jesús is a nice person but his sole presence menaces other people’s beliefs, so I can see him get picked on by a israelite figure.
Even then, I’d love to see his relationships with clones of Christian/Catholic figures, like a Pope bullying him for not being the true Jesus, or having short gags with a famous nun bossing him: >Jesús spots Gay. >Jesús doesn’t mind. >Nun slaps Jesús. >Jesús reacts and starts boo’ing.
>Gays characters kiss. >Nun yells at them, as their “blasphemy” is making Jesus cry. >Popes gang against Jesús and punch him telling him to cry. >Gays beg them to stop and say they won’t do it again. >Popes leave Jesús curled on the floor.
>Jesús is spotted hanging out with people from other religions. >Nun makes a whole scene and ends up with Popes & Nuns dragging him away.
>Episode goes with clones of nuns and popes bullying Jesús all over and controlling his life.
>the episode ends with Jesus going to hangout with Muhammad >Jésus: man I just had the worst day essay. These crazy nuns and popes from the past went crazy for religion and started using me to villanize and attack minorities. Anyways, was your day better? >Muhammad: don’t even get me started >shows Muhammad having to deal with Muslim zealots
>Jesús is a nice person but his sole presence menaces other people’s beliefs
no it doesn't. everyone believes Jesus existed, israelites/Muslims just don't believe he was the son of God and was a normal prophet
>Jesus existed
some strange cult leader most likely existed roughly around the time in the area (in fact, dozens of difficult to differentiate israeli cult leaders existed, preached similar shit, did similar miracles and had the same anti-temple or reform temple ideas) and was probably killed by Romans for stirring up shit (the Romans killed many rebellious israelites before and after they destroyed the temple which was an apocolyptic event for israelites --pretty much unthinkable and yet another crisis of faith for them requiring radical new theology of which the Christian cult was one of hundreds and more than likely does not in any way resemble 'modern' post-Nicean Christianity).
Honestly, IMHO (extremely humble, academics are better sources) I think it doesn't matter because both James the so--called brother of Jesus (by his and only his insistence) and Paul who admits no never even meeting the fricking guy while he was alive PROBABLY both gathered some sad sack israelites who believed the end of the world would happen if their weirdo cult leader died and nothing happened, no lightning, no winds, no apocalypse. Paul even admits he wanted his theology to be 'all things to all people' and James wanted to 'save' these sad sack israelites who believed in this loser would-be son of God who got merc'ed and humiliated with no miraculous result as promised by telling them the world to come is around the corner and to keep being faithful. A schism and manipulation by two other cult leaders scooping up leftovers. The original guy? We will never know. He doesn't even really matter, he's like Socrates. Propaganda of 'students of great masters'.
I got them off the internet, anon. I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
11 months ago
Anonymous
Nothing in the new show will top this scene. The first time I saw it I was almost on the floor howling with laughter.
11 months ago
Anonymous
For me it's every time the hands of sincerity pop up on screen during a closeup to a character's face.
11 months ago
Anonymous
For me is >a hummingbird and a donkey doing it? I hope your mom wasnt the humminbird!
11 months ago
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From the same episode, JFK confusing Ponce's ghost for a genie made me cry laughing. Especially Ponce's blunt and honest sounding: >"This is so frustrating"
Amazing how much better something can look after 5 seconds of photoshop.
Still wouldn't, because Hispanic, feminazi icon and I find babushka eyebrows utterly revolting, but I hate it a lot less than the OP.
Every scene felt off, the new writers are missing the plot. Small example, making the shadowy government figures diverse with all the colors of the rainbow. I'm not b***hing because of woke, I'm b***hing because it misses the point of them being nearly identical Glow in the Dark types. Not only are they not threatening, I don't think the new female writers even understand what they are parodying. Go ahead and extend this example to the entire genre/parody/genx period they don't seem to understand even exists.
>it misses the point of them being nearly identical Glow in the Dark types
I mean have you been on /misc/ recently?
the glowies are actually pretty diverse now.
If they played off that the shadowy controlling government still acts the same but now cloaks themselves in the rainbow to keep more social control then thatd be fine but I dont think then writers thought that far ahead
>Ha! Ha! Frida was hairy
I thought the writers were going to be more progressive? Maybe learn a bit more of history to have more than one joke for each character?
I think my brain might be on the fritz cause I’ve done nothing for the past two days but listen to Two Princes by the Spin Doctors on loop and think about Frida.
Went through the new intro and captured all the redacted names on the files. One of them is obviously Gandhi, but I'm curious if we might be able to identify any of the other clones.
Also worth noting that Christopher Columbus isn't in the list at all, not even as Topher Bus.
It’s listed alphabetically according to first name. Maybe Topher isn’t there because they skipped over the “C”s? Harriet Tubman isn’t in this image either, and neither are any other “H”s.
This image doesn't show all the names that appear in the pan-over, I just picked out the parts that show a redacted name. Harriet Tubman does show up in the full list, as well as the C's, consisting of Catherine the Great, Charlotte Brontë, Cleopatra, and Confucius. Topher doesn't show up in the C's or the T's at all.
Went through the new intro and captured all the redacted names on the files. One of them is obviously Gandhi, but I'm curious if we might be able to identify any of the other clones.
Also worth noting that Christopher Columbus isn't in the list at all, not even as Topher Bus.
Hitler would definitely a tortured artist background character.
Crowley was crazy enough himself. Just have him be exactly like he was and it'd be funny.
I like Confucius. He's cute.
I agree that season 2 doesn't feel much like the teen dramas they initially parodied anymore but I don't hate the new direction the series has taken either.
usually i hate tonal changes but tbqh i don't think season 2 would have worked very well if it was still parodying teen dramas. they were massive in the early aughts but not so much anymore
>there are people actually waifuing this thing
Is this some advanced shilling/shitposting? Watching the show, I genuinely do not understand how anyone can like her.
>The entire genre they were parodying died and no longer exists
I mean teen dramas are still around, they just became way more graphic with stuff like Skins and Euphoria.
honestly, fingers cross they do an episode mocking the new trend in teen dramas "rebooted older more "kid-friendly" series into mystery maybe supernatural teen drama
>left: what an outspoken black female teenager looked like in both the mid-2000s and still looks like in 2023 (minus the bandana/do-rag) >right: what a white, 28-year-old female animator thinks an outspoken black female teenager looks like in 2023
I fricking teach in various high schools and middle schools in North America today. That thing on the right is a white Arts Major with brown skin and fluffy hair.
Oh shit, yeah.
Cleo is definitely coming out as bi >The groundwork was already laid out in season 1 when she found it hot that she almost made out with Joan >Now that neither Abe nor JFK care about Cleo she has nothing going on for her >It's current year so there has to be at least a lesbian couple
It's happening so prepare yourselves.
btw one of the staff members confirmed this tweet was referring to the table read for the Season 3 finale so hopefully there isn't much of a gap between 2 and 3
Obviously to bring the plot point back when it turns out he was murdered.
There's a shot in one of the trailers where Joan is done up like an evil dictator, so it's possible Candide's personally pushing for Spread Eagle for her own ends, and needs a clone foster child that she can groom and later exploit for power. (Also she blurted out that she wanted a baby while she was drugged with the truth serum/drunk so that could tie into it.) Joan just happened to be the one she picked and Toots got murdered so she could step in.
>Stephen Hawking’s clone is aware of the neurons disease from the original. >He fakes having the disease to live lazily as possible. >Becomes so lazy he never grows as a genius. >He still pretends to be smart putting the most random and ridicule excuses. >People believe him, he’s the clone of a genius.
>every character is pretty much identical to their IRL counterparts
How did they frick this up?
Did they first draw them like this so they could de-age them and change their personality later?
Done. Personally, I like the official Columbus way more. But, this was done before his design was released.
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it's called clone HIGH. why are they all adults? And not only that, they don't even try to differentiate the clones from the actual figure
Lots of high schoolers can easily pass as adults. But yeah, some 9f thes would be better fit for a college setting.
These aren't bad, but the problem is they're just cartoon versions of the real people, instead of doing something interesting by taking them in an exaggerated or unexpected direction
Some of them are pretty flat. Amelia and Walt are my personal favorites. Clone High is actually really clever with how it plays with some of the design, like how Marie Curie's clone is mutated due to her studying radiation.
>Whenever Rosa Parks is on screen she is sitting in the same chair >Always >No matter the setting >She's strictly a background character and no one calls attention to it
These aren't bad, but the problem is they're just cartoon versions of the real people, instead of doing something interesting by taking them in an exaggerated or unexpected direction
Why are you upset over this? As far as spoilers and leaks go, this is pretty innocent. But I agree that Anon should get fired, this is unacceptable employee behavior.
>Have fun wondering what the context is for the next 2 years
I mean we already saw that Scudworth's big plan in the first season was opening Cloney Island so the context is clear.
loathe the new character designs, love confucius
that line about toot's death feels like a massive indicator towards gandhi's disappearance being turned into a huge gag
i dont understand this at all, it would of been fine if she wasn't popular and actually would of worked out pretty well if there was some new popular kid that more reflected what actual popular people are today, but holy dick in my ass is this change so moronic, like in what universe is a girl with a unibrow ever even considered popular and not universally hated amongst teens
i like cofucious tho i thought he was going to be a gay but hes actually just an cool incel with questionable fashion he seems cool
Problem with the show is that Frida and Harriet are woke and popular and genuinely good people and never painted in a negative light. When every other character is moronic and a selfish butthole, it makes them look obnoxious by comparison and wrecks the tone of the show.
If they actually went through with the "oh they actually killed a guy" thing instead of making it a rugpull gag I would have liked them more, but yeah, unless they get some flaws they're just boring
i went to revisit the leaks
i think episodes 2 & 4 might’ve been swapped.
i think the sleepover episode was originally meant to be episode 4, and episode 2 was originally the text anxiety episode.
so the next episodes will probably be the cleo mind control episode, and the test anxiety episode with the monster or whatever.
that’s just my theory though i dunno
According to the press releases, the second episode was supposed to be the one with the Heebie Jeebie monster. I guess they're just following the tradition of the old show and airing the episodes in the wrong order as well.
Squilliam looking b***h
she looks like a zoomerjak
>oh no she's hot!
perfection
Is the first episode out yet?
are the actual episodes any more improved compared to the leaks?
>is (complete product) better than (obviously unfinished product), bros?
here's what i meant to say
"does having the actual voice actors excuse the shitty writing?"
It's a decent question because it very well may not be.
That Wolverine movie was made significantly worse by removing the funny of the leaked unfinished CG.
the cans without labels leak was better than the final product
>girl
Hispanic here
I hate Frida so much
that israelite wanted to be a latina so much...
In America, she's a Mexican icon. She's in the Mexican pile with you whether you like it or not.
>In America, she's a Mexican icon.
An in America Justin Trudeau is a Canadian Icon and hero, come up here and let us tell you how we really feel about the man...
Anon, in America most people are barely aware Canada exists. Libs here like Trudeau because they see him as another liberal politician, him being Canadian means nothing.
I hate when the mexican central bank erase General Zaragoza to put that b***h in the $500 pesos bill...
I remember reading Frida tried to pass herself as israeli from her paternal side just to later be revealed her father was actually descended from a line of German Lutherans
>israeli from her paternal side
so not israeli?
Mexican here, same with me, I hate her and her fat toad husband.
Hispanic here
I don't know who this is and I'm not interested
I don't take seriously opinions from mexishits who refer to themselves as "spics". You're probably a browncel who can't get laid even with all the hot chicks that live in your country.
This, same shit happens in Brazil incels (we aren't latinos, they are all ugly like 99% of our country. wE ArE wHiTe plz respect us as equal western world)
>jew
>dad german
>gets dicked down by some fat mexican communist
>gets hit by a bus
>fat mexican communist fricks her younger sister
>she fricks other mexican artists
>wah muh colonialism
is there a single more overrated artist
imagine getting cheated on by this creature
Which? The one at the left or at the middle?
If it works, it works, it just works
Hey Diego Rivera rocks frick you!
No, he doesn't, fricking champagne socialist.
Latinx here. She's not as bad as "they" you to believe
0/10 bait harder
White anon here. Very strong first two episodes. Frida and Harriet are based. Really like Confucius, he has a strong silhouette and strong personality. Just love these episodes, can't wait for next week.
what boards do they go on
Abe is too normie to use Cinemaphile
Topher probably browses /news/, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, and maybe /misc/
Hope Abe can fix my boy Topher.
HE HAS TO MAKE IT
>Topher becomes too controversial by the end of the season and has to be frozen right next to Ghandi
He must be sacrificed.
>is indiover
Kinda hate how he tries to demonize cancel culture.
Hey if you were the genetic clone of a dude who got cancelled you would be pretty pissed about it too
It's uncomfortable for me that they keep calling him Topher. I used to know a guy on Discord named Tofer. Everyone loved him, including all the people who disliked me. He was an ideal and an inspiration, and then he overdosed on heroin. I still don't know if it was an accident, or what it would even mean to relapse on accident. But I keep hearing "Tofer" watching this show and it's freaking me out.
>Discord
Go back
He absolutely would browse co
It'll never be ok, Gandhi is too cute not to be in the show.
>It'll never be ok, Gandhi is too cute not to be in the show.
Someone go check if hell froze over, guy just had a decent take.
Honestly Confucius made me forget about Gandhi. Also feel like they're going for a pinkie pie personality for Harriet.
i am not over him, but after ep 2 i feel i can move on for a while.
I think I accepted Gandhi was just noise that the show needed, first episode felt empty because of that, but the new characters (except Harriet and more or so Frida), and having more plots going made it for me. Second episode was too good.
Am I the only one that thought Episode 2 was worse?
wax the stache, and I'd hit it. Unibrow doesn't bother me much
hmm, I dunno about the 'stache; to be honest, as long as it isn't super bushy or obvious or anything, it actually makes her hotter haha
Is it true Frida and Tubbs will be part of the main cast? They dont seem to gel well with the rest of the cast if thats the case, Confucius seems like a bro tho.
They're part of the main cast roll call and group photo in the intro. Topher too
Anons if you could a character to Clone high who would it be? And how what be their character traits?
>if you could a character to Clone high
>And how what be their character traits?
What ti give it another shot?
Guess I'm no better.
holy frick it looks like i had a stroke
Ok i will ask Again
Anons if you could add a character to the show who would it be and what will be their personality?
Nikola Tesla, who feels so pressured into being a tech genius like his clonefather that he unintentionally turns into a stereotypical tech bro.
And later when he's gotten fed up with living up to his legacy, he goes to his workshop to fiddle around with a personal project and unconsciously makes a perpetual motion machine.
Also Orson Wells so we can get Black & Tan 2 because he's no longer an auteur filmmaker but a schlock film producer.
Fidel Castro, male arthoe and rival to JFK.
Him and JFK should have a rivarly like Jenko and Eric on 21 Jump Street.
literature club or Pen bros, 4 clones hangin' up together and write the school's Newspaper
>Mark twain
>Hp Lovecraft
>Fyodor Dostoevsky
>George Orwell
Mark Twain
>the Hunter Thompson of the group, completely insane but charismatic and strangely wise, though you need to give him a peyote plant to bring out that last part
H. P. Lovecraft
>absolute Chad, has the most popular stories out of anyone and gives out lifting advice to anyone who asks, secretly addicted to fish sticks
Fyodor Dostoevsky
>Runs an illegal gambling ring at the school that makes Las Vegas look like a Baptist church, he only takes stories and novels as legal tender, otherwise is a pretty chill and takes weekends off to relax with his girlfriend Mary Shelley and think up cute fables they read to orphans on Sundays
George Orwell
>Total conspiracy theorist, currently writing a tell-all book about the Greco-Bosnian Plutocracy threatening the stability of the world through AR video games, he's 952 pages in and that's only the prologue
>secretly addicted to fish sticks
Shoulda made him secretly addicted to saying the n word
>secretly
It's no secret when you name your dog Black person.
>Recurring gag in every episode of the characters freaking out thinking he's going to say Black person
>And this is my cat! He has such a shiny black coat like the infinite void that eventually is going to swallow us all, but he's such a nuisance that I have named him Nig..
>Lovecraft NO!
>el? His name is Nigel jeez man sorry You don't like it but I tought it was a cool name
Almost there, buy only works in text.
The 'ig' in "Nigel" is pronounced very differently from the 'igg' in "Black person. Not a lot of words/names that start with "nigg" either. In fact, I'm having difficulty even thinking of one.
Could work with just the initial "nih-" though. Ninja, nimrod, nincompoop, nintendo, nix, nil, nits...
>And this is my cat! He has such a shiny black coat like the infinite void that eventually is going to swallow us all, but he's such a little sneaky bugger that I have named him Ni..
>LOVECRAFT!!!!
>nja. Hm, maybe you're right. A little too on-the-nose. I'm sure I can think of something more fitting...
Nibbles
>Abe tries to improve his image.
>He goes to where the Pen bros live.
>He knocks on the door.
>Lovecraft opens the door and welcomes him.
>The house is full of cats.
>Lovecraft tells him that the owner of the house is a cat person (later it will be revealed that it's Yuri Knorozov).
>George Orwell comes from the basement wearing a foil hat and an Illuminati shirt.
>Abe tries to talk with him, but he just goes back to his room.
>Mark comes and starts cracking jokes and discussing what they will write in the next issue.
>He notices Abe and asks him what he's doing in their house, and Abe explains that he wants to improve his image.
>Mark tells him that they can't do that and he can completely refuse the offer.
>Lovecraft tells him that he doesn't need a newspaper to change people's opinion of him, and he has to change how he sees himself first.
>Abe ignores the advice and begs them to write an article about him.
>Later, Lovecraft offers him to go with Fyodor and Mary Shelley to help people and orphans so they can at least write a good small article about Abe helping people.
>Abe goes and tries his best and learns that Fyodor runs an illegal gambling ring at the school.
>The next day, Abe rushes to read the school's newspaper and, to his surprise, he is mentioned in an article with the title "Public Image and How People Use It to Feel Good About Themselves" by BIG G (George Orwell's pen name).
>Abe looks at the Pen bros and sees them smirking.
Kino
>Mark Twain as Hunter Thompson
I didn't realize I needed this in my life until this very moment.
Who would be his Dr. Gonzo?
I think Ernest Hemmingway would make a good Hunter Thompson too
>H. P. Lovecraft
Chad, has the most popular stories out of anyone and gives out lifting advice to anyone who asks, secretly addicted to fish sticks
Based. He should also be an anti-racism and pro-immigration activist who loves visiting foreign cultures.
Yeah people doing fanart with their own characters often forget that these dudes aren't meant to be straight clones of the original
Lovecraft actually was pretty cucked later in life. He wrote letters fretting about Franco and how populism might turn people against the israelites.
>HP Lovecraft
>secretly addicted to fish sticks
>"Hey Lovecraft, I heard you like fish sticks! What are you, some kinda gay fish?"
>This causes Howard to enter into an angst-ridden panic for several weeks
I know this might be trying to make a joke about someone who seems like the opposite of the original HPL, but a popular Chad is actually pretty on the mark for the real guy. He had a huge circle of friends who made a fan club dedicated to him and elected him the leader of it, I think they called it The Lovecraft Society. And he would mentor many young aspiring writers who were entering the field after him, a number of whom wound up becoming famous. He might have only become a household name posthumously, but he was well loved within the pulp fiction community in his lifetime. Which is probably why some of his friends eventually got together to save his legacy and boost him into the acclaim he has today.
He kind of purposefully cultivated the persona of a stuffy well-read friendless recluse himself, because he thought that made him seem cool.
Oh and while he certainly WAS a racist and antisemite, it’s notable that that didn’t stop him from having a number of important friends who were israelites or progressives, who held basically the polar opposite of his own racist views. Doesn’t really excuse him for anything, but I think it’s kinda interesting.
I'm not Lovecraft scholar, but if I remember right he did visit some of his friends and only on the east coast. He eventually settled down in his hometown for good.
After that he only talked to people through letters and that's where the recluse reputation comes from.
His hometown was Providence, which is and was a pretty good sized city. It’s not as though he were isolated in some sleepy tiny town. It’s true he really didn’t want to live anyplace else, I think he had a chance to move to Chicago at one point but absolutely refused because he didn’t want to go west, but he tried moving to New York City for a little while. It did not go well, especially after that one time he came home and his entire apartment was completely emptied because he had been robbed (probably by blacks or immigrants, he assumed).
Lovecraft used to write letters to the editor to the local papers in Providence about what he thought of the public parks and transportation system and the like, because he liked walking about his home city so much. He didn’t get out as much towards the end of his life, because he had cancer. And yeah, it’s true a lot of his friendships were held through written correspondence, but he touched grass a fair amount too. He probably got a little depressed after his mom’s death and his divorce and the poverty and the traumatic robbery and the cancer.
>but a popular Chad is actually pretty on the mark for the real guy.
homie had a panic attack trying to do high school math, lived with his mom most of his life, and was afraid of damn near everything. He would have remained in obscurity like the rest of the "Weird Tales" hacks had not the actual Chad August Derleth sold cheap paperbacks of his stories.
Bring back Lenin, Stalin, and Trotsky. Stalin's the jock, Trotsky's the nerd, and they both fight over Lenin's attention.
Anne Bonny, hackerwoman and complete loser who fricks with the jock students in revenge for bullying the nerds. There's definitely an arc where everyone finds out who the hackerman is and goes "WAIT HACKERMAN'S A GIIIIIIIRL?"
Nobunaga. The joke is that, unlike most characters, he's nearly spot on in actions and characterization.
marie curie gets the /d/ick
>Marie Curie
I wonder where you got the idea
Where’s this from?
My ass
Super Science Friends, a nice little show on Youtube
Curie was in the first season
Curie is still in this season, just background so far.
She's the deformed one due to the radiation damage to the DNA
Joan, lights off, slow and dedicated cunnilungus that engages her whole body. And the entire time, I'm same voice actressing in my ears and in my mind.
It's her... it's always been her.
>slow and dedicated cunnilungus that engages her whole body
This anon has the right idea
Famous Mexican president: Porfirio Díaz, he has a shit ton of material irl, like how he created public celebrations just to have the country jack him off, or how he keep getting re-elected a shit ton of times that the country ended up creating a law against Re-elections.
Also here’s one of my favorite story about him:
>Hated gays so much he planned to have them executed once he find out about a secret crossdressing party where they would reunite to dance.
>Turns out his brother was one of the crossdressers.
>Porfirio instead ordered to jail all the gays, each cell was catalogued by letters, and all the gays went to the “J” cell. (J -> “Jota”)
>It’s then how Porfirio started the slur to call gays “jotos”, our Spanish equivalent of “homosexual”.
I’d make Porfirio an egocentric and traditional macho man that secretly makes everything about himself or that keeps stumbling with things that menace his masculinity. Make him the boy that vandalizes school property writing his name everywhere.
He'd just act like a normal, well adjusted guy.
Archibald Armstrong traits would be a silly dude who's humor isn't for everyone, drawing silly shit and laughing at his own stupid jokes.
Probably drawing lots of silly comics and cartoon to print in the school newspaper ranging from slapstick to the more bizarre absurdist humor.
When he he hits with a joke, he basks in it, when his joke bombs, he rolls right into another or simply runs it into the ground.
>football hooligan
>glutton
>womanizer
Some anon had a hitler write up the other day that was both pretty funny and modern sensibility acceptable
Makes sense. It's not like he was born with a boiling hatred for israelites. Can you link that post?
Just make everyone think he's Charlie Chaplin while having a very obvious german accent
Diogenes. But I wouldn’t have him as a Reddit tier troll. Instead I’d have him act how he actually acted, being homeless, living at the school, and existing to question everything and live a simple life
He’d be a wise yet very rude character who often has the solution to the problem but says it the worst way
Either him or Archimedes
>everyone tries thier best to ignore him as he rants about metaphysical concepts while jerking off in the hallway
>doles out the the what-we-learned-today message in a couple episodes, if thru insane ramblings about men and chickens
>turns out he's not Diogenes or even a clone at all, he's just some homeless guy that's been squatting behind the gym bleachers for years, no one has ever bothered to get rid of him
I'm down for it if we get to recreate his scene with the bowl.
Simon Bolivar
Turbo anarchist moron, always has big plans to have some section of the school declare independence from the rest and they always frick up
Underage drinking problem, problem with authority, rides a motorcycle and is a greaser
Emperor Vitellius. Fat slacker who is super popular in Home Ec but doesn't apply himself to anything else. Reluctantly gets roped into shenanigans and tries to abdicate.
Benito Mussolini
>Huge fan of democracy, very meek and quiet.
James Dean
>Nerdy, geeky "good boy" who follows all the rules and regulations down to a T. Terrified of Porsches and Ford Tudors.
Norman Rockwell
>Dresses like a stereotypical guy from the 1940s (smokes a pipe that makes bubbles instead of smoke), but all of his art is wildly experimental. abstract, and shocking.
Joseph Merrick
>The most handsome clone ever created. He's so handsome, in fact, that he keeps a hood over his face because people go blind seeing his true beauty.
Karl Marx as a douchey Young Republican
a schizo Kurt Gödel
Joseph Stalin
>Devoutly Religious
>Pacifistic
>Is sometimes seen discussing theology with Jesus
Vladimir Lenin
>Brilliant ideas guy
>Somewhat charismatic
>Wants be a lawyer when he's older
>ends up in Saul Goodman type situations where he defends other students through pointing out holes in the school rules
Benito Mussolini
>Athletic, despite being relativly heavy set
>Writes sports columns for the school paper
>Actively encourages people to participate in student elections
they're probably itching to add a trans character. Who would be the funniest? My vote's on Ayn Rand
>Ayn Rand
If they turn her into Andrew Ryan I would genuinely love it.
Che Guevara, he's always complaining how the school kids are not serious with their rich kid privileges
Hernán Cortez
Spanish conquistador who destroy the aztec Empire, he never apologize for that and still belive ir was right. He and Frida were lovers...but now they don't speak each other
His best bud should be be Simon Bolivar
Walt Disney and he hates modern Disney.
>School caught fire
>student : "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!"
>camera cuts to Olga of Kyiv
Pedro II, but i have no idea how he'd be.
Probably a nerd, no? He said that if he wasn't emperor, he'd want to be a teacher, and he was one of the first people to use a phone. Dude was so charismatic that just from visiting America he had a like a thousand votes in the american electiona.
Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana
>Snitch.
>Throws everyone under the bus for his own safety.
>Treasurer who gave away all the money to another school for his own sake.
>Keeps getting put in charge of many valuables which he keeps trading for his own benefit.
>Once he gave away 1/6 part of the school to their rivals just so he wouldn’t get a stain.
King Arthur
>stereotypical British guy
>always misinterprets or miss remembers stories from his original
>theater kid
The Wright Brothers
>talk back and forth with each other
>always finding ways to add wings and propellers to shit
>all their inventions are just flying versions of ordinary stuff
Thomas Edison
>way more clever than his original
>is actually a good inventor, but is too humble to accept the credit
Justinian and Theodora
>Justinian is a meek and humble nerd, but always clutches whenever there's a group project or multi-partner assignment
>Lets others cheat off his answers, everyone in his class inexplicably gets straight A's
>Theodora is a reformed bawd that will bully anyone that she thinks is bothering her boyfriend Justinian
>Clone High's most likely Prom King/Queen to create some conflict with the main cast
>Justinian and Abe are bros, Theodora and Joan become friends
>Both are horrible influences on the other
>Theodora hates Abe, Justinian hates Joan
B plot is JFK and Topher Bus becoming friends
Don't judge my shit ideas I'm just spitballing here
I like it, but I’d add Belisarius, John the Cappadocian and the rest to be his DnD bros and maybe there can be an episode where someone is writing fricked up rumors about them on the walls of the school and Theodora suspects Abe and it becomes a whole thing but in the end it’s just Procopius.
Theodore Roosevelt
>enthusiastic go getter
>star student
>athletic and strong
>well spoken and intelligent
>would rather hang out in the woods or library than play sports or participate in school politics or drama
>everyone constantly says he’d be a great addition to any team or run for student body President and are constantly trying to get him to join/run
>is extremely competitive but does his best to hide/surprises it
>his main rivals are the robber barons that are alway trying to set up some shitty scam in the school.
Make Chaplin and Hitler clones but no one know who is who
Also Ronald Reagan and Mandela
Shaka Zulu
He gives Joan the BBC
Clone Hitler is one of the nicest character in the show and most other characters like him but one of the MCs thinks he's secretly evil and treats him like a sitcom arch nemesis. Basically think Early Flanders/Dinkleberg.
>Super skinny William Taft, head of the school's bodybuilder club.
>Charles Manson who just wants to be left alone, but everyone can't help but find him strangely alluring and end up doing anything he says.
>John Wayne Gacy who just wants to be a real clown. Still scares the crap out of everyone without trying.
>A cooler, more successful Abe clone.
I want to softly kiss her mustache.
Frida with the Alt Latina look is such a natural fit it unsettles me.
IRL she had nothing to do with that fake artsy crap.
I thought everybody hated this show, it got better?
I don’t like the way she’s looking at me here… it makes me feel… things…
What do you guys think of these clone redesigns?
they look too overly designed, as well as too old to be in high school.
good faces, and overall outfit.
Boring the new design is fun and modern that's the point of the design
nice redesign if they were in the original set, but i like the new redesigns for the zoomer clones
they look a lot better than the show, but need to be a little more teeny
Too old
Too old. And pointless as Frida and Harriet were in the background in the original so we know how they look.
>Inb4 season 2 of the revival adds Queen Elizabeth II as a replacement love interest for Abe
Thank god he’s still here.
I wonder how Jesús would be treated in a fully liberal parody school with all that cancel culture thing. Jesús is a nice person but his sole presence menaces other people’s beliefs, so I can see him get picked on by a israelite figure.
Even then, I’d love to see his relationships with clones of Christian/Catholic figures, like a Pope bullying him for not being the true Jesus, or having short gags with a famous nun bossing him:
>Jesús spots Gay.
>Jesús doesn’t mind.
>Nun slaps Jesús.
>Jesús reacts and starts boo’ing.
>Gays characters kiss.
>Nun yells at them, as their “blasphemy” is making Jesus cry.
>Popes gang against Jesús and punch him telling him to cry.
>Gays beg them to stop and say they won’t do it again.
>Popes leave Jesús curled on the floor.
>Jesús is spotted hanging out with people from other religions.
>Nun makes a whole scene and ends up with Popes & Nuns dragging him away.
>Episode goes with clones of nuns and popes bullying Jesús all over and controlling his life.
>the episode ends with Jesus going to hangout with Muhammad
>Jésus: man I just had the worst day essay. These crazy nuns and popes from the past went crazy for religion and started using me to villanize and attack minorities. Anyways, was your day better?
>Muhammad: don’t even get me started
>shows Muhammad having to deal with Muslim zealots
You just want the show to get cancelled again, don't you?
They'll suck off that idea but avoid Elizabeth at all costs?
>Jesús is a nice person but his sole presence menaces other people’s beliefs
no it doesn't. everyone believes Jesus existed, israelites/Muslims just don't believe he was the son of God and was a normal prophet
>Jesus existed
some strange cult leader most likely existed roughly around the time in the area (in fact, dozens of difficult to differentiate israeli cult leaders existed, preached similar shit, did similar miracles and had the same anti-temple or reform temple ideas) and was probably killed by Romans for stirring up shit (the Romans killed many rebellious israelites before and after they destroyed the temple which was an apocolyptic event for israelites --pretty much unthinkable and yet another crisis of faith for them requiring radical new theology of which the Christian cult was one of hundreds and more than likely does not in any way resemble 'modern' post-Nicean Christianity).
Honestly, IMHO (extremely humble, academics are better sources) I think it doesn't matter because both James the so--called brother of Jesus (by his and only his insistence) and Paul who admits no never even meeting the fricking guy while he was alive PROBABLY both gathered some sad sack israelites who believed the end of the world would happen if their weirdo cult leader died and nothing happened, no lightning, no winds, no apocalypse. Paul even admits he wanted his theology to be 'all things to all people' and James wanted to 'save' these sad sack israelites who believed in this loser would-be son of God who got merc'ed and humiliated with no miraculous result as promised by telling them the world to come is around the corner and to keep being faithful. A schism and manipulation by two other cult leaders scooping up leftovers. The original guy? We will never know. He doesn't even really matter, he's like Socrates. Propaganda of 'students of great masters'.
>post-Nicean Christianity
Based historically informed anon.
I ship them
Need to see her hairy pits and bush
Cute!
Please... please don't make me get feelings for this character... fricking hell...
Shave the mustache but leave the unibrow and you're golden.
If you can’t handle a chick with a mustache you’re a certified homosexual
I too enjoy Kim possible.
You are an utter coward
I'm not seeing n00dz
You asked for it.
where are you getting these
I got them off the internet, anon. I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
Nothing in the new show will top this scene. The first time I saw it I was almost on the floor howling with laughter.
For me it's every time the hands of sincerity pop up on screen during a closeup to a character's face.
For me is
>a hummingbird and a donkey doing it? I hope your mom wasnt the humminbird!
From the same episode, JFK confusing Ponce's ghost for a genie made me cry laughing. Especially Ponce's blunt and honest sounding:
>"This is so frustrating"
https://twitter.com/HootPizza1
That's not cute like the OP
>White boy
And ruined, your raceplay shit is so gay, I'm not black or white I'm a Hispanic so this ruins it for me.
Amazing how much better something can look after 5 seconds of photoshop.
Still wouldn't, because Hispanic, feminazi icon and I find babushka eyebrows utterly revolting, but I hate it a lot less than the OP.
>monobrow
>moustache hair
>chestlet
OP literally a homosexual confirmed.
What if anon likes mannish women?
As long as her pussy didn't use to be a dick
If she's cool she's cool
you guys kidding? Where is the mega? The one in the archived thread doesn't work
Worked for me
must be nice, for me it just opened the mega.nz page, the red circle filled and then nothing happened anymore for several minutes. oh well...
do you have the mega extension installed?
never heard of that in my life. So far it always just worked when i put a mega link from Cinemaphile in my url bar
Every scene felt off, the new writers are missing the plot. Small example, making the shadowy government figures diverse with all the colors of the rainbow. I'm not b***hing because of woke, I'm b***hing because it misses the point of them being nearly identical Glow in the Dark types. Not only are they not threatening, I don't think the new female writers even understand what they are parodying. Go ahead and extend this example to the entire genre/parody/genx period they don't seem to understand even exists.
>it misses the point of them being nearly identical Glow in the Dark types
I mean have you been on /misc/ recently?
the glowies are actually pretty diverse now.
Yes I have. And in all the false flags we can still easily call out the glowies when they dress like off duty huwhite cops with identical haircuts
making them diverse actually works better as shadowy figures then
seek therapy
>i'm not b***hing because of woke,
Brother of christ be honest and just say you hate yourself
Allah take you and your Twitter lingo to the hell you deserve.
>the shadowy illuminati figures are only a valid threat if they're all the same race
You're kind of giving the game away, doncha' think?
If they played off that the shadowy controlling government still acts the same but now cloaks themselves in the rainbow to keep more social control then thatd be fine but I dont think then writers thought that far ahead
I need more pictures of Topher and Frida.
'RE
You meant to type You're but you used YOUR.
>Ha! Ha! Frida was hairy
I thought the writers were going to be more progressive? Maybe learn a bit more of history to have more than one joke for each character?
I want to have a sex positive threesome with Frieda and Harriet.
I think my brain might be on the fritz cause I’ve done nothing for the past two days but listen to Two Princes by the Spin Doctors on loop and think about Frida.
How would you Frida her Kahlo? Slow, soft, fast, rough?
Which historical figure is that character supposed to be?
Nvm, it's in the filename.
She ugly!
What would Carmen Miranda look like in clone high?
A troony, probably.
Heinlein cause he would get most of the chicks because if one of his books. Lmao
Meant for
I do find her slightly attractive, and I don't know why
too brown for a half german
>releases on HBO Max
>gratuitous and out-of-place bloodshed in first episode
was it a meta joke
one of the very first scenes of the show had lincon bleed from breaking glass when talking to cleo.
That was a small drop of blood compared to the serious injuries Cleo dealt herself in the first episode of the new season.
I wanna see other people try to replicate the shows style it'd be funny
Are you drawing with a mouse while also having Parkinson's? Coloring within the lines is grade-school shit.
Went through the new intro and captured all the redacted names on the files. One of them is obviously Gandhi, but I'm curious if we might be able to identify any of the other clones.
Also worth noting that Christopher Columbus isn't in the list at all, not even as Topher Bus.
It’s listed alphabetically according to first name. Maybe Topher isn’t there because they skipped over the “C”s? Harriet Tubman isn’t in this image either, and neither are any other “H”s.
This image doesn't show all the names that appear in the pan-over, I just picked out the parts that show a redacted name. Harriet Tubman does show up in the full list, as well as the C's, consisting of Catherine the Great, Charlotte Brontë, Cleopatra, and Confucius. Topher doesn't show up in the C's or the T's at all.
I don't think we could actually figure this out.
I hope one of them is Coco Chanel
That might not be important, but why isn't Ponce's name crossed out in the intro? He's literally dead.
Maybe they plan to bring him back for something, like a 13 reasons why parody but it's the reasons he started littering so much.
That would make for an amazing episode.
definitely an oversight, i wonder if he was a late addition to the cast
I think the one between JFK and Joan might be Jimi Hendrix, and the one after Marilyn Monroe might be Martin Luther King Jr.
One of the names between Anne Boleyn and Abigail Adams might be Aleister Crowley
one of the A's could be Hitler
What will the parody versions of Hitler and Crowley be like?
Hitler would definitely a tortured artist background character.
Crowley was crazy enough himself. Just have him be exactly like he was and it'd be funny.
>Eva Peron
so she's going to be an influencer who tries to get everyone on her good side?
She should have a unibrow above her pussy too haha
As a joke
>pilot shows character being really cool skater
>first epiisode onwards the character never skates or acts cool again
homie it’s only been two episodes
there’s an upcoming scene where she’s on a skateboard chase with abe
you can revisit my post in the archive werenever you feel ready
Other examples?
Is that supposed to be the chupacabra?
according to press articles, that's a monster called "Heebie Jeebie" plaguing them during midterms
i’ve rewatched the second episode like 10 times now
i still can’t believe this is a real thing that happened. clone high season 2. what a world.
I like Confucius. He's cute.
I agree that season 2 doesn't feel much like the teen dramas they initially parodied anymore but I don't hate the new direction the series has taken either.
usually i hate tonal changes but tbqh i don't think season 2 would have worked very well if it was still parodying teen dramas. they were massive in the early aughts but not so much anymore
And the ones that are still around are way different, like how would you parody euphoria?
The only thing Clone High can parody is itself.
apparently that's the tone they're going with, similar to the 21 Jump Street film where they show how much high school has changed.
I want him to invite me for a playdate and we can be internet addicts together.
>there are people actually waifuing this thing
Is this some advanced shilling/shitposting? Watching the show, I genuinely do not understand how anyone can like her.
>how could anybody like something I dont?
You need to be 18+ to post here
>He can't articulate why he likes something
I might not be the one who is underage.
>He doesnt need to justify why he likes something
FTFY kiddo.
waiting for one of these characters to be a total mega comic nerd/cringe anime weeb and not get bullied.
Just watched the first episode
What the frick is this shit. Is it just because I'm not a teenager anymore?
The entire genre they were parodying died and no longer exists, so now they have to do their own thing.
>The entire genre they were parodying died and no longer exists
I mean teen dramas are still around, they just became way more graphic with stuff like Skins and Euphoria.
>Abe streaking for $20
They bring back the raisins stuff and have Abe try to find the stash of raisins his parents threw out, breaking every door in the town to find it
it'd be funny if they frame
as a monster teen drama plot (think Wednesday or stranger things) or have a murder mystery plot for an episode (its who pushes frozen ghandi..)
i doubt they'll do an exact reference like
but then again i dont remember if clone high directly steals a plot line from a specific teen drama or just did vague teen tropes
honestly, fingers cross they do an episode mocking the new trend in teen dramas "rebooted older more "kid-friendly" series into mystery maybe supernatural teen drama
*cough* Nancy Drew *cough*
Is Cleopatra's VA different because Scrubs lady was white?
>The school's health program is run by Amy Winehouse
Which Harriet would you rather?
Left one looks like a Proud Family reject
I love both Harriets.
This one.
Left one seems to fit in more with the rest of Clone High characters
>left: what an outspoken black female teenager looked like in both the mid-2000s and still looks like in 2023 (minus the bandana/do-rag)
>right: what a white, 28-year-old female animator thinks an outspoken black female teenager looks like in 2023
I fricking teach in various high schools and middle schools in North America today. That thing on the right is a white Arts Major with brown skin and fluffy hair.
>ywn have a flame war with JFK
Will they actually set up a thing between Frida and Cleo?
Oh shit, yeah.
Cleo is definitely coming out as bi
>The groundwork was already laid out in season 1 when she found it hot that she almost made out with Joan
>Now that neither Abe nor JFK care about Cleo she has nothing going on for her
>It's current year so there has to be at least a lesbian couple
It's happening so prepare yourselves.
btw one of the staff members confirmed this tweet was referring to the table read for the Season 3 finale so hopefully there isn't much of a gap between 2 and 3
Anon. I'm afraid you have A.D.D.
oh no no look at the top of her head
i cannot beLIEVE they got rid of the two best characters (gandhi and toots)
>Now I may be blind but even I know this shit an’t worth watching.
Why would they kill him? It can’t be to be “realistic” because he was so old, the show is cartoony enough that he could be over 100.
Obviously to bring the plot point back when it turns out he was murdered.
They probably couldn't get Donald Faison back
Which is kind of incredible because Donald Faison will be in fricking anything
There's a shot in one of the trailers where Joan is done up like an evil dictator, so it's possible Candide's personally pushing for Spread Eagle for her own ends, and needs a clone foster child that she can groom and later exploit for power. (Also she blurted out that she wanted a baby while she was drugged with the truth serum/drunk so that could tie into it.) Joan just happened to be the one she picked and Toots got murdered so she could step in.
Well, I'm off to for my tennis match!
>Throws pickaxe over shoulder
>clone high thread
Now I have an excuse to dump all this fanart!
Stan Lee was like 1.90mts and Prince like 1.60mts
it's called clone HIGH. why are they all adults? And not only that, they don't even try to differentiate the clones from the actual figure
Stephan Hawking didnt get motor neurone disease until he was in his early 20s
To this day there is no cure. Only treatments.
>Clone Steven Hawking is an ultra athletic jock that's dumb as rocks, blissfully unaware of his fate
Honestly would be pretty funny and tragic
All the fan clones are mirror copies because the fans are too afraid of disrespecting the original historical figures
>Stephen Hawking’s clone is aware of the neurons disease from the original.
>He fakes having the disease to live lazily as possible.
>Becomes so lazy he never grows as a genius.
>He still pretends to be smart putting the most random and ridicule excuses.
>People believe him, he’s the clone of a genius.
>every character is pretty much identical to their IRL counterparts
How did they frick this up?
Did they first draw them like this so they could de-age them and change their personality later?
I laughed because I'm just as out of touch as Abe in episode 1 and still call things gay and moronic.
Why does rosa parks look like miss pauling?
Done. Personally, I like the official Columbus way more. But, this was done before his design was released.
Lots of high schoolers can easily pass as adults. But yeah, some 9f thes would be better fit for a college setting.
Some of them are pretty flat. Amelia and Walt are my personal favorites. Clone High is actually really clever with how it plays with some of the design, like how Marie Curie's clone is mutated due to her studying radiation.
Diana cute, and I like Amelia
>welles is constantly eating and sloshed
What would Welles have to say about Clone High?
>Show me a way you can start a sentence in the english language with "on clone high" and I will go down on you
>Whenever Rosa Parks is on screen she is sitting in the same chair
>Always
>No matter the setting
>She's strictly a background character and no one calls attention to it
That’s…a surprisingly good joke, jeez
These aren't bad, but the problem is they're just cartoon versions of the real people, instead of doing something interesting by taking them in an exaggerated or unexpected direction
The first episode was shit, but the second wasn’t so bad even if that line about female writers made me roll my eyes. Cautiously optimistic
I honestly couldn't finish the first episode. I've been waiting for this renewal for two decades now and am let down beyond belief.
If you say it gets better in the second episode I guess I'll try to give it a chance.
Both episodes show shades of the old humor, but it's not quite gelling yet.
I did enjoy the second episode more than the first for pic related
Is he coming back?
If not then I’m not watching this shit
WOW! TOM GREEN!
I won't watch the reboot, but I will follow fanart of this character.
>I ain't hanging out with some narcissistic, monobrow commie
Bullet, dodged.
why would you do this?
Why are you upset over this? As far as spoilers and leaks go, this is pretty innocent. But I agree that Anon should get fired, this is unacceptable employee behavior.
Fuuuuuuck what did I miss?
A small leak from the season 3 finale
What was it? Why are anons so pissed?
>Have fun wondering what the context is for the next 2 years
I mean we already saw that Scudworth's big plan in the first season was opening Cloney Island so the context is clear.
hope you get fired moron
loathe the new character designs, love confucius
that line about toot's death feels like a massive indicator towards gandhi's disappearance being turned into a huge gag
I'm sure Anon learned his lesson. Please don't fire him.
i dont understand this at all, it would of been fine if she wasn't popular and actually would of worked out pretty well if there was some new popular kid that more reflected what actual popular people are today, but holy dick in my ass is this change so moronic, like in what universe is a girl with a unibrow ever even considered popular and not universally hated amongst teens
i like cofucious tho i thought he was going to be a gay but hes actually just an cool incel with questionable fashion he seems cool
Why is the show so unfunny now?
first episode was unfunny
second epsidoe was like one of the lower end episodes of the first season
So whens the third episode?
Thursday
Rats. That's a long time to wait.
Problem with the show is that Frida and Harriet are woke and popular and genuinely good people and never painted in a negative light. When every other character is moronic and a selfish butthole, it makes them look obnoxious by comparison and wrecks the tone of the show.
If they actually went through with the "oh they actually killed a guy" thing instead of making it a rugpull gag I would have liked them more, but yeah, unless they get some flaws they're just boring
they did kill the guy at the end of the episode
You are literally blind. The whole point of the inclusivity club having an exclusive club is to paint them in a bad light, you dumbass.
the new designs are awful
which is weird because its not like the original cast were great either yet some how they made it worse.
Would you make this overworked lizard keeper a mom?
I’ll make whatever she wants as long as I get bend her over desk and lay into that phat ass of hers.
Why is she based off Andy Warhol?
i didn't know andy warhol had a dumptruck
only reason people bought his art. to see him turn around and take it off the wall
Damn, I'd buy his soup can paintings too if I could look at those fat ass cheeks jiggling to get my art.
>no Candide or Bloody Mary art yet
Post Joan in the sex dream that was hot
How hairy is her bush?
70's level. With a snail trail up to her belly button.
>I saved you a seat...
>...and by seat, I mean my face!
when this *wasn't* JFK's follow-up line I almost gave up watching on the spot
will see if it gets better in the next few episodes
That sounds out of character for him.
Why does Joan have lordosis in addition to a fat ass?
You're supposed to start threads with a relevant picture.
They made it woke garbage sorry
Nice to see Abe and the old gang minus Ghandi tho.
Does anyone even remember the celebrity guests from the first season?
As a europoor the only ones I'd ever heard of were Jack Black and Marilyn Manson
Ashley Angel from O Town
Michael J Fox voiced Gandhi's remaining kidney
Mandy Moore
Tom Green, Mandy Moore and one of the guys from O Town.
The celebrities were pretty specific to a limited U.S. demographic at the time, so it's understandable if they didn't stay in your head.
i went to revisit the leaks
i think episodes 2 & 4 might’ve been swapped.
i think the sleepover episode was originally meant to be episode 4, and episode 2 was originally the text anxiety episode.
so the next episodes will probably be the cleo mind control episode, and the test anxiety episode with the monster or whatever.
that’s just my theory though i dunno
According to the press releases, the second episode was supposed to be the one with the Heebie Jeebie monster. I guess they're just following the tradition of the old show and airing the episodes in the wrong order as well.
Frida Kahlo was the original art hoe
WHERE THE FRICK IS THE MEGA?
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thanks