>close bathroom mirror. >jumpscare

>close bathroom mirror
>jumpscare

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene only makes me think of that Jesse Ventura youtube poop now
    >It is a wienerspiracy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And there it was, another lame sex joke.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's moving it
      >HE'S MOVING IT?
      >He's moving it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WeeEEEEeell WWWEEeeeEELL Weeeeellll

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got a link to that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Time to break up the fat party

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOUR NOT REAL.
      >*inflates*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m really happy this was the first post because I had the exact same thought lel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU COULD BECOME A TREE

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn off hallway light
    >dark figure in room down the hall
    >turn light on again
    >see nothing
    >turn it off again
    >JUMP SCARE HES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>turn off hallway light
      >dark figure in room down the hall
      >turn light on again
      >see nothing
      >leave it on
      >I have trapped the ghost

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's try and name 20 movies where this happens
    the only one i remember off the top of my head is
    the omen (2006)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it happens in The Ring (US) and Drag Me to Hell

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >drag me to hell
        Yup, can confirm

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shaun of the Dead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shaun of the Dead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A film called Doom 3.

      >>turn off hallway light
      >dark figure in room down the hall
      >turn light on again
      >see nothing
      >leave it on
      >I have trapped the ghost

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      (let me out)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Repulsion (1965), first ever mirror jumpscare afaik

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orphan - 2009

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      some resident evil
      another resident evil movie
      i know what you did last summer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so far (9/20):
      The Omen (2006)
      The Ring (US)
      Drag Me to Hell
      Repulsion (1965)
      Orphan (2009)
      Two Resident Evil movies
      I Know What You Did Last Summer
      Shaun of the Dead

      extra:
      Doom 3 video game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        As far as I remember none of those have BIG boobas. There’s nice boobs then there’s the horror movie cliche massive milkers.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're talking about the mirror scare.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh whoops. Was just very ready to talk about knockers didn’t even check.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh and
        An American Werewolf in London (1981)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basic instinct
        Black Swan
        Cavin Fever
        The Body
        Friday the 13th (Part 6 and 8)
        Nightmare on Elm Street
        Freddy v Jason
        Nightmare on Elm Street 2010 remake
        The Ring
        Signs
        Shaun of the Dead
        Wild Things

        I believe "13 Ghosts" also has one

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Excuse me that's Th1rt3en Ghosts to you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poltergeist

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basic instinct
      Black Swan
      Cavin Fever
      The Body
      Friday the 13th (Part 6 and 8)
      Nightmare on Elm Street
      Freddy v Jason
      Nightmare on Elm Street 2010 remake
      The Ring
      Signs
      Shaun of the Dead
      Wild Things

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Black Swan
        that one was kinda just mirror related, not "close the bathroom mirror" style. unless i'm misremembering it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so far (9/20):
        The Omen (2006)
        The Ring (US)
        Drag Me to Hell
        Repulsion (1965)
        Orphan (2009)
        Two Resident Evil movies
        I Know What You Did Last Summer
        Shaun of the Dead

        extra:
        Doom 3 video game

        let's try and name 20 movies where this happens
        the only one i remember off the top of my head is
        the omen (2006)

        God damn can we take a second and appreciate how well met that challenge was? Really brings a tear to my eye

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Casper

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You think you got it tough? I just got back from a facelift, there was one just like it underneath!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm gonna kill you, yo momma, and all her bridge playing friends

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't that one manage to combine mirror scare AND dream scare?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Imbred

        Not a movie you cum guzzling troony.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          if it moves it's a movie you sperm-spewing hermaphrodite.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mirrors with kief

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What Lies Beneath

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf was his problem?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he got bitten by a werewolf in London

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't stick to the road.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHHH!!

    Jesus, anon. You terrified me. How about a spoiler on this image?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Monster clawing and banging on closed door
    >Banging stops
    >Barges from the ceiling/walls

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie show
    >let's be quiet so we wont alert the zombies
    >so far so good
    >one guy steps on a can/ accidentally knocks something over
    >horde alerted

    I love this trope

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zombie movie
      >characters gets bitten
      >decides to hide it from everyone thinking everything will be okay for him even though it's obvious he's infected
      i thought this was moronic until covid happened

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only turn into a zombie if you're morbidly obese, over 90, or have GRIDS
        >many "zombies" are just middle aged women desperate for attention faking long zombism
        That movie sounds gay and not traditionally scary.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        COVID happened? You are the one who's moronic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that trope. Don't zombies shuffle around and stumble over things? Why would they think any sound of a can clinking or something must've come from a living human?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that whole trope
      >quiet situation
      >group joker farts, cellphone rings, sneezes, knocks something over, does something overall careless
      >everyone glares at him
      > “my bad”

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>"my bad"
        This man throws merry parties

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fool of a Took. have a nice day.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zombie show
      >zombies are always really mindless loud and making weird noises
      >still sneak up and kill people by surprise

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see Stu
    >Try talking to Stu
    >it wasn't Stu

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >climbing ladder
    >jumpscare at the top

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open toilet lid
    >jumpscare in the bowl

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Character goes to a garage
    >Mechanic steps out wiping his hands with an oily rag

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This happened in real life to me once and I made a joke about it to the mechanic but he didn't seem to get it so I complained to the office secretary and then got a different mechanic to look at my car.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad he didn't cut your brake lines

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cleaning off the grease with some iso and a rag is real THOUGH

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big boobied girl in a horror
    >0.001% chance of her surviving

    Are there any horror movies where the character with huge breasts survives that has a high body count?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only one I can think of is Zombieland, but non of the main cast die.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >diner scene
    >Can I top you up, hun?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't remember why I made this, but here you go.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see a parody where the guy ignores the ghoul because he's depressed about his fading looks. Would be relatable.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if his fading looks IS the jumpscare?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to highlight a character's foreign culture
    >character speaks perfect English, except for occasional random nouns in there "first" language

    "I absolutely love every aspect about my life in this marvellous country that has been dubbed France , where I have spent every day since I was brought into this world! Now if you excuse me, I must go, I am meeting a dear old acquaintance at le brasserie and have a refreshing glass of vin!"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard this done with French. Spanish seems to be the only one.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was just using that as a funny example of how it stupid it always sounds.

        You hear it a lot with French, it just gets proceed with "it is.... 'ow do you say.."

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was just using that as a funny example of how it stupid it always sounds.

        You hear it a lot with French, it just gets proceed with "it is.... 'ow do you say.."

        I saw a commercial for some grocery store and there was an attractive late 20s early 30s Hispanic woman talking about the service they offered. She spoke perfect English without any trace of an accent except when she pronounced tortilla as tor-tee-ah with a deliberately exaggerated Latinx accent. Pissed me off.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have that issue. It's hard not to say some words accented if you use the proper pronunciation but when you say the rest of the sentence in an English accent, you sound like a prat.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I get having a slight trace of an accent for certain words but this was so jarring it was obviously intentional. If it had been more subtle or if she had done it for other words I doubt I even would've noticed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yiddish

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a bathroom mirror like this so jumpscares would be pretty lame in my house.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Slasher film
    >Killer will kill his victims with extreme brutality and swiftness
    >Neck slashes, crushing their skulls, decapitation, whatever works
    >Has MC right where he wants them
    >Just tosses them around the room and shoves them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character dangling from the roof
    >has to stop sweat from dripping on the floor
    everytime

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >close bathroom mirror
    >Grandma starts rapping faster than Eminem

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers wouldn't even understand, given that a damn egg on a mirror scrambles their pea-brains

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >person dies
    >immediately because annoying spooky homosexual
    Why are dead people constantly trying to scare you? Why not just chill and talk with us? Wtf do they gain from slamming doors, or throwing things off the table? I fricking hate those homosexuals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well the ghost in American Werewolf in London was as chill as he could be, but had a mission to make his buddy commit suicide to stop the werewolf curse

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'VE BEEN GOVERNOR

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one time ellen page was funny

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got the greentext of the anon who filmed his buddy recreating the transformation scene?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie stands for moventarian device filmic

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wowzers

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >record kpop performance
    >jumpscare

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see my reflection
    >jumpscare myself

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cat enjoys running up behind you and punching your ankle for no reason
    fricking cat

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What, you don't hide in people's bathrooms waiting for them to open the medicine cabinet?

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >break bathroom mirror
    >kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >me when I see I'm still alive in the morning

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >side view in a car or standing next to window
    >something crashes into the car/window

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    a little disappointed Cinemaphile

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killer is chasing victim
    >they get in a car and it randomly won't start for no reason

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