Maybe if you were a 24 year old vice president of a Japanese slushi maker with hundreds of friends to have a party with on a rooftop in Manhattan you guys would all have gfs
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I dont resent people for being wealthier than me
the problem is you resent people who are poorer than you
and so do the rich
TOO MUCH SLUSH
The entire movie is ultimately about a simp going to save his girlfriend on the off chance she’s still alive while going straight into where the giant monster and mini monsters are rampaging. So essentially what I’d do if I ever had a gf.
>Ex-girlfriend
She even brought her new bf to his party just to hurt him
well if you pay attention in the beginning, rob and whatever her name is were friends for the longest time. Then they had sex, which is why everyone was giggling about it when Hudd told people at the party. The girl wasn't aware it was a serious thing, but apparently rob never even called her back because it was 'too weird' or 'too awkward' so she found some other Chad instead
Honestly, pulling the found footage gimmick for a Godzilla-lite movie was a cool and fun idea at the time.
>at the time
frick off
It was stupid then and its stupid now
too bad they ruined the execution
the execution is fine, you just have to watch it in 4K
It was stupid because of the ARG which alluded to much more going on and it was never resolved
Yeah Cloverfield was bad but the gimmick was fine and it's a shame this movie killed it.
the movie was good, now frick off
No one should say positive things about this series after what they did to that space movie or the movie starring John Goodman where they took unrelated movies that were going to bomb and stuck cloverfield shit at the end
It was stupid then too.
>monster movie, where the focus is on the monster rampaging
>found footage movie, which means low budget and you barely see anything
>put the two together and you get a monster movie where the monster is barely in the movie and 2/3rds of the run time is some fat PoS shakycamming, looking away from all the important shit and saying “DID U C DAT???” every two minutes
i dont care about your bad opinions anon
>can barely see anything
You must be old or impaired because it was pretty much effortless to see what was going on. Found footage is more fun and more human
>monster movies are a genre done to death and back
>does something new
>anon cries about it
So go watch one of the hundred other ones.
>Honestly, pulling the found footage gimmick for a Godzilla-lite movie was a cool and fun idea at the time.
The concept was cool but the shaky cam killed the movie for me, it was literally unwatchable.
>buzzkilling the movie by showing the backstage production
I dont want to know how it was made homosexual
Why did found footage films die off
Smart phones?
They're bad
Yeah till their asses get glassed by a giant monster
>I LOVE YOU
>I LOVE YOU TO-
>get squashed by a nuke
;-;
wasnt a nuke, it was more like a MOAB
There is a scene on the bridge where they encounter another group of IRL streamers video recording and israelite israelite said that was going to be a second side movie starring those people. Guess it never happened
People HATE first person movies because their tiny brains get sick from the camera jutting around.
it doesnt even jut around that much. it was supposed to be analogous to early youtube videos when people spot a ghost. you arent even supposed to see what is happening 100% of the time, thats apart of the fricking charm and adds to the mystery because you have to go frame by frame to see stuff and partially use your imagination, That said, it's easy to see what is happening like 90% of the time in Cloverfield and it never made me sick
Odette is hotter than Victoria Justice and I think they should naked mud rassle to settle it once and for all.
Look at that indian woman? Thighs and breasts and everything.
yeah shes pretty hot. too bad shes with a white guy
I love thighs so much it's unreal.