C'mon Cinemaphile. Let's head on down to the Malt Shop.
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C'mon Cinemaphile. Let's head on down to the Malt Shop.
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Do malt shops sell anything besides malts?
Sometimes. They were effectively a non alcoholic bar, and came into prominence during prohibition as the only alternative
You can usually get like a burger and fries. You ever see Happy Days?
Actually yes but that was a long ass time ago. Actually forgot about malt shops at all until this post lol
Oh, man. Rei is just so pretty. I'm gonna go ask her to the sock hop.
WITH A PIC-KLE ON TOP
Mmm, you bet!
I'd kill for a strawberry malt right now
Lets plot a course
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mmm you bet!
Huh. I always thought it was slang for milkshake.
Malts are milkshakes with malted milk added
Malt shops were places that sold like milkshakes and ice cream sodas and stuff
What the frick is malt
Kind of grain often used in cereal and beverages.
Usually toasted barley. Kicks the shit out of regular milkshakes.
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People in the 1950s dressed classy. It's just a diner that specialized in milkshakes but they were dressed like they were going to work at a bank.
>From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...
You had one good suit, and May God Have Mercy if you spill a drop on it. Like Mr Hoodie, probbly. Notice the neatly pressed chinos.
pretty certain they dressed a lot less fancy IRL, also look at those empty cups
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Isn't there anything else to eat?
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What the FRICK is a Malt Shop? I swear to god I have never seen a "Malt Shop" in real life, anywhere, ever.
Boomers piss me off.
a shop that sells malt
Best thread on Cinemaphile, for the best poop on youtube. Brings a tear to my eye.
Lucky for you I'm a dog lover
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Spider bite hurt!
Much like the local comic shop I'm fairly certain malt shops don't actually exist, same goes for In-N-Out, Micro Center, and Costco. These are all places I regularly hear about but have never actually seen one in real life.
>Much like the local comic shop I'm fairly certain malt shops don't actually exist,
Pretty much. It's sad, actually.
>In-N-Out
West coast thing, and I'm pretty sure they're shit. I knew a guy from Sacramento, and he would never shut up about how great everything in California is. A local burger joint opened up, and he gushed and sang praises about how much it tasted like In-N-Out. I tried it out one day, and it tasted like absolute ass.
>Micro Center
These actually do exist, but they're very sparse.
>Costco
Where the hell do you live?
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