>co-ed showers with alien girls
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>hot alien girls looking at my naked body
what fresh hell is this?
Anon, you don't see the big picture. Among primates on Earth, the human penis is considered huge. Impractical and in the way. Even the most modest of humans makes a silverback gorilla feel inadequate. This continues to hold true in space. Some aliens have pointy ears, or antenna, or some other outlandish feature. For humans, the dick is their thing. Alien women whisper about it. Some crave it. Others fear it.
all right you've convinced me, co-ed showers are a good thing
sounds like a good idea until we lose all our women to a race of barnacle-aliens
>wanting to preserve human w*men
Yeah, but barnacles are hermaphrodites so we can frick them too.
>ywn have barnacle alien futa gf
>Even the most modest of humans makes a silverback gorilla feel inadequate
This is actually exaggerated.
Humans have the largest penises amongst primates PROPORTIONALLY, Gorillas, Orangutans and Chimps can still have big dicks because they are generally larger than humans.
> Gorillas, Orangutans and Chimps can still have big dicks because they are generally larger than humans.
You know, you should look up information before posting shit off the top of your head.
So should you
You mean like how chimps and orangutangs average smaller than humans?
You are the person with the most moronic joe rogan wannabe argument I've yet to see.
No primate (Not Great Ape, PRIMATE) has a larger average penis than Humans, None.
Gorillas are the only great ape who are on average heavier than humans, Orangutans are on average 10kg lighter than the average Human.
Not a single ape has a penis bigger than humans, chimps and bonobos have pencil like dicks while being shorter.
This explains why so many alien babes want a human bf
Ok, sure, but how are you supposed to satisfy a woman with just one penis?
The best part about that thumbnail hands down is the hand placement makes Londo look like he's sporting a rocking pair of breasts.
What? WE WERE ALL THINKING IT, I'M JUST THE ONLY ONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY IT!
It wouldnt be a shock. We are talking about a race so perverted that they change their entire race's name because humans called them Centari, which referred to centaurs, so they took the name when they found out centaurs have horse dicks. They changed their name because the new one complimented their package but more importantly everyone referring to them now had to state that they had large penises just by using their new name.
That's cannon. Go email strazinski about it.
Yeah okay but Klingon men still have two of them.
>For centuries upon centuries, many aliens have visited that little backwater planet.
>Whether it was out of curiosity or pity, those simple humanoids were the target of the entire universe's sexual advances.
>After nearly a milenia of breeding, those creatures have evolved to have the most desirable traits of every single entity in the cosmos.
>Human Beings: The Sexiest Alien
Makes sense in retrospect, doesn't it?
Roddenberry approves.
So does Paul Verhoeven.
Robocop literally had co-ed locker rooms.
co-ed showers is a terrible idea.
Of course. Japan 50 years ago taught me that mixed bathing is the way.
Have they handled gay orions yet?
>Have they handled gay orions yet?
Fujo Orion women use their pheromones to make them frick each other for their amusement.
>Males absolutely don't watch an orion naked in front of them showering.
Yeah... are they all gay or something?
I think the computer blurrs privates out, besides they are nerds
>they are nerds
That was the pont because the slave bikini is a cultural thing for orions in star trek lore.
maybe the first few times she was walking around with her green breasts out, but if you see it every day, it just becomes part of the background
Half of everyone has them. If they weren't hidden under threat of stoning, they would be old news.
idk, sunsets come by every day but are still beautiful every time I get a chance to relax and admire it
>secondary sex traits which indicate youth and fertility, which are uniquely prominent in humans in real life, would stop being targets of attraction if people saw them more often
This is the Internet, anon. You know that's not true.
Nah, feds are just a bunch of nerds that never get laid ever
Its roddenberry so they all probably take anti horny drugs like in that story he wrote about Earth becoming a giant library.
A single naked Orion coworker is probably not that interesting when you have access to holodecks. There's a reason those things need so much cleaning.
Shill.
You'd think a Starfleet holodeck would have some kind of safeguard against... illicit use.
Who says it's illicit? Didn't Quark run a holo-brothel that he programmed himself?
It's a wonder they get any work done
Holodeck addiction must be a much bigger thing among civilians, but Starfleet usually attracts all the responsible, adventurer types who want to go out and face the universe.
Star Fleet probably limits access by forcing people to book out time slots in advance, unrestricted access is how we got Bashir and O'Brian spending every free moment reenacting major battles.
>by forcing people to book out time slots in advance
This is actually a result of socialization of a market leading to under-supply.
It's space communism. They pretend to work while Starfleet pretends to pay them.
why would it?
You think that Barkley wouldn't have hacked those safeguards in an instant?
What safeguards? People use holodecks for sex in multiple live action shows.
said that there should be anti-naughtiness safeguards, so I said that there would be no point since these are some of the most technologically capable people in the galaxy, so there would be no point in trying.
I miss old Star Trek.
WTF? Cinemaphile told me Nu Trek was shit!
>lower decks wants to show a sex-positive equal situation
>accidentally copies the dehumanizing conditions of Starship Troopers
>dehumanizing
Would you define "dehumanizing" common showers? I can't really see a thing against it. Yeah you have a short dick, so others, basically whatever happens under the showers stays under the showers.
Co-ed showers are obviously dehumanizing, your ad hominem doesn't change it.
If you ignore that the Anon was insulting your dick, he has a valid point that you don't appear to know what the word "dehumanizing" means. Some people took a shower, and now they are clean.
Privacy is a human right.
So don't use the community showers.
You are in a military structured organization. You give up rights joining one of those, you know?
>obviously dehumanizing
Hmmm... no? Why? Please argument. I worked 14 years in an office with common bathroom and the only thing that brought is better toilet paper. Women farted when men were around, we had sex inside the stalls, some panty thievery but nothing "dehumanizing".
This is why ugly people should be forbidden to mate
shill
You dont understand. All the vitriol that Mean Girls summin up to torture other women? It's from the shower room. Imagine how it be when Pvt. Stacy gets a good look at your penis and how your gut hangs out when you think no one is looking. Every weird growth, skintag, extra nipple, and odd patch of hair is now a dagger she is going to keep in her pocket until the day she wants to really frick you up.
They didn’t copy.
Co-Ed showers are the most likely future take on the matter in a hundred years, because this is where society is headed
Good for straight people then
How was the scene in Starship Troopers "dehumanizing"?
I don't know, Trek does a damn good job of dehumanizing things all on its own without taking cues from other franchises
>Co-Ed showers and Utilitarian bunks on a utilitarian work-ship
>Dehumanizing
I didn't think anyone could be that much of a pussy.
God, I wish I had a Vulcan girlfriend.
Vulcans do seem to have a thing for non-Vulcan men
Humans give them illogical thoughts.
I thought that was obvious from Enterprise
It's a tradition for Vulcan women at this point.
>"T'lyn. You are undergoing reassignment. You are to report to a Starfleet vessel, with the possibility of forming interpersonal relations with one of your incoming crewmembers in the foreseeable future."
>"Is establishing an interpersonal connection a requirement of my assignment?"
>"No, it is not, but it appears to be a recurring phenomenon among Vulcan females aboard Starfleet vessels, thus I deemed it prudent to bring it to your attention."
shill
Unless is something like t' "i am gonna trying everything because i am bored" pol they are boring as frick.
You're gonna have to let her screw a male vulcan every time she pom-fars.
Pon farr doesn't require the other person to be a Vulcan.
Vulcans are significantly stronger than humans, and you won't survive intercourse with her while she's like that.
Don't be a pansy Anon.
>Yeah i want a girlfriend which when goes histerical she can punch me trough a wall (not counting the heat periods).
It's still canon vulcans are like 2x stronger than a human?
Today, I will remind them.
not big enough
Maybe, but it is better for them to have regular boobs than to be ruined with humongous cowbreasts.
Besides, Mariner being the smallest of them in the boobage department is cute.
>cute girls
I will now watch your garbage millennial show
I hope you enjoy it anon, it's easy enough to find free versions of too if you don't wanna give Paramount any money
Are also the other girls in gym shortssuit? It's my fetish.
its her best outfit
I like that they put the work in to alternate the body types.
>I like that they put the work in to alternate the body types.
What work?
Does this show have any straight ships I could enjoy, or is everyone gay?
there's not actually a lot of relationship stuff in general, but in terms of one-off romances, both of the guys go on a few dates with women over the course of the series
Shippers only deserve pain.
Dr. T'ana, Chief Medical Officer, and Shax, Security Chief.
They have freaky holodeck crime-roleplay sex.
Shaxs is one of the officers that surprised me the most. T'ana having a secret soft side felt like a given. She's a cat, after all, basically a stray alley cat, totally feral, but cats always have that affectionate and fuzzy ball of hate side to their natures. Shaxs on the other hand is Brock Samson levels of murder, so when they eventually reveal his hidden vulnerable side it was surprising. He's also extremely loyal and willing to take an exploding Pakled ship to the face to protect his crew. I still don't know how the hell they managed to Tuvix him except that he couldn't bring himself to attack someone who was one-half his girlfriend and the other person was one-half his captain.
Brock likes a good pegging from a woman he respects.
kys shills
I hate the woke just as much as you do, but I don't want my hatred to blind me from shows I might enjoy
Tendie is for slavery
Look we all know about the Orion sex slave trade. It's their culture!
>No bikinis
Not that i hoped for it but yeah... lame.
Mariner strips down to her underwear a few times, but yeah there's not a lot of fanservice if that's what you're after
Considering andorians are my trekfus i appreciate it but no, i am not really gonna watching it.
Well that sucks, the girls look cute enough for me to have given it a watch but I don't see much of a point if it's just lesbian stuff.
It isn't. That relationship ended last season.
>Show has lesbians in it mean it's all about that
>Post pictures to show that human are bad
>Pretends to be the sane one
Is it always like this?
Is this lesbian crime cherry pick guy a schizo or what
Why are these threads filled with moronic people
It's some kid home from school. They're evading an underage ban from before.
Ayy dykes seem like a self solving issue.
Cute.
This is why i can't stand americans cartoon and some anime. They have ALL the same eyes, same faces, same bodies. God learn how to fricking DRAW, thats not a "style" it's "i have never drawn something with a pencil and i say bigot when somebody says my shit is awful".
Finally some good Trek again.
Because homosexuals are icky and you can draw two hot girls lezzing out easily enough and score dem brownie points.
Just report them and ignore.
>Announcing false reports
moron.
>Time to whip those out again.
Why you think this applies to Lower Decks is baffling. The fact you have all these news stories saved is mental illness. That you think you're proving anything with them is just stupid.
You do realize this shit is hot as frick? Nobody cares if is a woman, moron.
Hot and cute.
It’s not
Seems like that would lead to a lot of problems even in muh enlightened future
no i will not watch your garbage millennial written show.
What is it with /misc/gays and saving down a bunch of headlines for the sole purpose of spam?
I've never watched the show I just have a gilf fetish
Why are you a paranoid schizophrenic? Are you too butch to be a lipstick-lesbian, or too ladylike to be a butch lesbianism? Either way, get help, lady.
Why are all the people in these news articles so god damned ugly? It's really making me think ugly people need to be removed from society. Perhaps life in general.
>It's really making me think ugly people need to be removed from society. Perhaps life in general.
Suicide isn't the answer, dude.
One autistic person posting their personal cringe compilation isn't "pushback." It's a pathetic cry for help. When was the last time you were face to face with another human?
>showers aren't gender segregated
Nope, even for science fiction, this is too unrealistic
Yes. Mariner said early on she was pan-xeno-everything. And her relationship with Jennifer the Andorian was a minor part of the show.
Glorifying is in your fragile, fear filled mind. Get help.
OK, in this poster's case, suicide is the answer.
Yes, because collecting images about crime committed by lesbians and posting it in a thread about a Star Trek cartoon is what sane, normal people do, and not an autistic person hyperfixating on their own moronation. Seek help and exercise, I can tell how fat you are from how you type.
and I thought I hated dykes
Self hate is common with unattractive people. Maybe one day another woman will love you.
Imagine hating a group of people so much that you would sacrifice your leisure time to search for and save these headlines and then spam an unrelated internet thread with them. This is a person so mentally colonized that they are practically a slave.
All for free?
>schizoposter is keeping the thread alive.
cool
Thanks, but your approval is meaningless. Like your posts.
would
Cat boobs
I remember when Caitians were cute and good looking.
In schizo [CURRENT YEAR] no one is allowed to be good looking. Hetero male gaze is the evilest worst thing that has ever happened to humanity. You know this.
Cat doc is still cute. What are you, gay?
she is a more, shall we say acquired taste
>Runover, rude mongrel cat is cute,
Lower decks show's what they look like decades later.
have humans always wanted to frick cats?
>acatisfinetoo.png
Humans have always been down to frick anything they could get away with. Story as old as time. It's why Captain Kirk is the most human of any captain in the franchise, and why so many of his enemies feared him.
Kirk sounds based as hell. Is the original show worth a watch?
It's goofy campy 60s TV sci-fi. There are some good episodes but 90% of its reputation was from either college students on acid tripping out at all the bright colours, or black people praising it for the incredibly progressive casting choice of making the irrelevant secretary black.
So yes, it's worth it.
It has like 10 decent episodes. And maybe about 10-ish more watchable ones. Out of three seasons.
By the standards of 60s TV, I'd say a third were legitimately good, a third were trash, and the middle third are watchable but not spectacular. It just depends on a person's tolerance for 60s TV sci-fi sets and effects.
It’s why in the far future, 0,5% of the known galaxy’s population carry Kirk’s genes.
That means there is a 78.391% chance that at some point in the future random convergence of genetic lines will result in a child that is a 100% genetic match for the original James T. Kirk!
Yeah.
What the FRICK
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastet
Is this news to you?
T'ana is way cuter than that thing
I'm just hopeful that she doesn't have a barbed penis.
Why would you think every member of a species would look the same?
would you while you would her
>Canceri
>Cancer with an "i"
It's like pottery, it rhymes
moron can't even cherry pick right
Zambian police search for lesbian couple? That means nothing to anybody
Are you running out?
This anti-lesbian autist posts like moronic people on Facebook.
So is this show actually worth the watch? I was never a star trek guy but I like sci fi
There's a lot of jokes that are references to other Trek shows, I know some people who've enjoyed it despite not being Star Trek fans already, but that does seem to be the target audience
thanks anon, i'll just stick to lewds
>Wubba lub dub dub URRRRRRRRRRP~ get schwifty. URRRRRRRRRRP~ HEY URRRRRRRRRRP~ MORTY. DOWN URRRRRRRRRRP~ HERE! I turned myself into a LESBIAN Morty. I'm lesbian RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
There, I just summed up the entire series for you
A lot of the humor is referential humor based on Star Trek. So with no prior knowledge I’d guess it’s not that interesting.
This
the show constantly references TNG and VOY, to the point where the viewer is going to be bored and confused if they do not have a pretty deep knowledge of those two series.
It's a very good introduction series despite the references
Season 1's first few episodes suck cause Mariner does come off as rick and boimler is like jerry but it finds its footing after a few episodes and she gets a taste of humble pie and boimler gets times to shine so it quickly gets good
And then the show turns into Mariner’s lesbian relationship drama.
The shittiest thing about this is that it ruined the DS9 episode
And they’re proud of it
The Orion episode was written by the same writer, and it sucked. They’re hiring literal who’s now.
Dykism is a DS9 staple.
True
It was the cringiest thing I’ve ever watched and I’ve seen Sub Rosa.
are you new to Cinemaphile? You just described most of the discussion on this board in general
Yo schizo what did my post about primate dick size have to do with either lesbians or star trek?
At least post a thematically relevant news article like some person getting mauled by a chimp or something sheesh.
trips for truth. Human dick slaying alien pussy has nothing to do with lesbians
I demand more
>tfw you know T'ana will never sleep on your butt
>there's no hetro ships
I was lied to
The only cases I have heard of those who avoided it included fricking guys
New Battlestar Galactica did it first, and the crewmates still fricked way more often
Oh, it's the lesbian obsessed guy. Sad.
most of them are dailymail articles. What a joke.
The guy has been doing it for a while. Legit deranged.
So how is the new season of Rick and Morty? I hope it's way more woke now that the problematic white guy is no longer in charge.
Why are Trek and Morty threads constantly popping up every fricking day now?
Probably because there is a new season airing?
>Do you like lesbian propaganda and memberberries?
Yeah
I mean, It wold be really cool if Paramount actually spent the time and effort to make an actual Trek animated series and show off effects and interesting locations that are hard to impossible to accomplish with real actors in a set working within a studio budget.
...but instead we get Rick and Morty jokes starring lesbians and TNG references every 2 minutes. They wasted the fricking Trek title on lesbians on Rick and Morty adventures, that officially makes it worse than Picard. And I thought nothing could be a bigger waste of time than Picard.
>I mean, It wold be really cool if Paramount actually spent the time and effort to make an actual Trek animated series and show off effects and interesting locations that are hard to impossible to accomplish with real actors in a set working within a studio budget.
They did exactly this and nobody watched it because it was a kids show.
>"b-b-b-but that doesn't count!"
I don't care about your excuses, you had the chance and failed.
You mean the time they made Star Wars and called it Trek, then put that shit on Nickelodeon?
Ripping off other franchises has been a Trek tradition ever since the original combined westerns and naval fiction. The only thing that matters is whether it's good and in the optimistic Trek spirit, and it was good enough to deserve a better reception.
Isn’t Janeway even less popular than Archer, though?
And then they made rick and Morty then called it Trek. same old shit, Paramount wants to make anything but fricking Star Trek and then title it Star Trek
>make anything but fricking Star Trek
Heh, you said butt fricking
Sadly still better Trek than Discovery and Picard.
>execs consider any animation that isn't grossout, gore, and sex jokes to be for kids
How did these out of touch tards ever manage to get into the executive suite?
Yeah, fictional lesbians are hot. That’s not news. Mariner isn’t even a lesbian though.
Why does the Federation even need to use a non-water shower when they can just replicate water?
Energy efficiency probably. And you need to do something with the waste water.
Maybe water is for officers only.
Star Fleet is a post-scarcity culture. There’s no way that a higher rank would give you such perks.
They have ranking based replicator food perks already. And junior officers and above get rooms while ensigns sleep in a hallway. It tracks
That’s not the same. Star Fleet is run like a military outfit. Higher ranking officers have rooms for work and privacy reasons. Food perks I don’t recall, what were they again? But water showers would require a lot more plumbing, water storage and waste water collection for something that is not any more efficient. If you want to experience a nice, hot shower, you can just book time in the holodeck for it.
>Food perks I don’t recall, what were they again?
Access to more complex replicator meals. Which makes sense, more complex meals would require more storage space, so it's fine to let the handful of senior officers have free reign while the multitude of ensigns have to put up with standard patterns.
Officers have more food options on the replicator in the commissary, Boimler was trying to get macaroni and cheese but only Lieutenants and higher can get that from a replicator
All of the people in the OP are officers though.
In fact are there any non officers in starfleet other than Miles O'Brian?
I don’t. There’s not really any sci-fi or comedy aspect to Mariner clumsily dating an andorian for like a few episodes.
Straight guys have been jerking it to lesbian porn for decades at this point.
This is a fricking joke. I dare whoever’s posting this to post the statistics comparing how often lesbian women abuse kids compared to straight couples. You won’t because even if you tell yourself you believe this deep down in your subconscious you know you’re full of shit
I do. Children are fricking annoying. Keep them as far from me as possible while I enjoy my cartoon lesbians or whatever.
What to nasty, ugly 3d lesbians have to do with hot, spunky 2d lesbians? Are you one of those people who can’t distinguish between fiction and reality?
Is this the new Barneyfriend spam?
At least Barneyfriend spam will get the thread closed. The modern /misc/tards to have the stomach anymore to actually shut down a discussion.
i don't know, this guy is pretty easy to deal with. Just select filter and then the image. There's a bit to go through but you'll get him sorted soon enough.
I know. It’s just funny to me how soft the trolls and culture warriors have gotten.
What's even better is it just takes a single anon willing to do it then post the list of MD5s to filter and he's toast.
>he's still going
You ran out of examples huh?
he posted at least a hundred, very dedicated as an autist
Hey, a fictional graphic made to look like it came from somewhere legit! Way to step up your weird obsession.
Scared to post something really gross to get the thread shut down? How does it feel that anons just talk about the show around your spam?
It's kind of annoying how now whenever I post in the trek threads people think I'm you.
Half the headlines the schizoid is posting don't even look like real news articles.
>I’ll get a new batch just for you.
And those'll get filtered too just as easily, but if it takes more time you hunting down your precious images than being able to post them that's still a win as far as I'm concerned.
Star Trek used to reference philosophy and high-brow sci fi concepts. Now it just references itself. I hate Soi Trek so fricking much.
I bet you haven’t watched Star Trek in a long time. I bet you haven’t watched TNG in a long time. It’s full of goofy, stupid shit.
The goofy shit is contained in earlier seasons and never the norm.
Wrong on both counts.
That’s like the ultimate cope.
>contained in earlier seasons
Fistful of Datas was in season six anon.
>one goofy episode out of 26
THE HORROR
I never been a big fan of star trek, I liked it a lot for the little I watched but I don't get even close to some of the freaks who know everything there is to know about it.
And I kinda agree in part, star trek is kinda a chill adventure trough space were is more about exploring the possibilities and all the more human aspects in case we ever travel trough space, like finding different cultures, anomalies, the unknown to enemies. Kinda like a big road trip type of series, but without a real destination.
I also don't hate Lower decks, but a lot of the show humour is just cheap references to things that happened and snark humour that goes nowhere. I've been ignoring this new season so far because I honestly don't feel like watching because I feel from the last two seasons I already got everything the show has to offer, and I'm not that impressed by it.
Headlines without facts are as useless as you.
he should post the articles themselves instead of these pictures, it would make it look less sketchy
>Cartoon lesbians are just like real lesbians
>no officer it's justa drawing, they aren't real children.
Are you a bot?
Because the posts you're quoting seem random and the responses you posts make no sense.
Seems like it's just a bog standard troll posting for quantity rather than quality.
I'm starting to think so
Frick off Paramount shill, no one here likes your lesbian cartoon.
What are you - gay?
You’re a mental KEK, yurihomosexual incel. Literally have a nice day or cut off your dick. You’ve already forfeited your masculinity.
So the idea of two women twisting in passion, their bodies listening with sweat as they kiss and lick and touch each other all over. playful licks and nips. the soft brush of eyelids touching flesh. Nails grazing skin and softly scratching, gently tracing faint scratches.
- or just cute cuddling does nothing for you?
oh ya, it's ME that's the problem.
Also this is cannon. And Brock taking a consensual rough reaming has nothing to do with Paramount.
You seem to be one of them there losers folks talk about .
You do realize that a guy can do those things with a girl too? You’re a yuri coombrain.
Oh I do. But that will have to wait for a week.
Also if you don't like watching you can always share.
you know anime characters are designed to have cat like faces right? Humanity has always wanted to frick cats, ever since the Egyptians
>you know anime characters are designed to have cat like faces right?
>anime girls are based on cats bro
Piss off greys. We all know anime is just softening up the coomers to you xenoscum.
You are literally reposting them
You could post headlines until you hit the bump limit and it still would be a fraction of a fraction of the number of lesbians that exist
100 instances is statistically insignificant.
1000 would be too.
Until you post the actual numbers associated with these occurences this is worthless, offtopic spam
This guy is worse than Barneygay getting schizomode when MLP or ponies are mentioned
Paramount shill is scared
>no you can't derail the thread into a coom thread, it has to be anti woke
frick you, I want to discuss cute girls
So now that they showed Mariner being attracted to that guy is she gonna be fully straight now?
Do you think they will ever acknowledge her relationship with Jennifer again?
>So now that they showed Mariner being attracted to that guy is she gonna be fully straight now?
Doubtful
>Do you think they will ever acknowledge her relationship with Jennifer again?
Why not? Could cause more drama.
I don't even know why they made her in to a relationship in the first place, it barely comes to play, is just there.
probably throwing meat the the yurigays, which also ended up killing enthusiasm for the show
Because her entire arc is pushing people away and assuming the worst of them. She hated Jen for absolutely no reason and when she finally lets her guard down and tries to move into a deeper relationship, Jen pulls the same shit on her.
They might do something with it. It's a giant drama bomb waiting to go off.
>Because her entire arc is pushing people away and assuming the worst of them. She hated Jen for absolutely no reason and when she finally lets her guard down and tries to move into a deeper relationship, Jen pulls the same shit on her.
The point was dyke propaganda, you dumb shill frick. Read your cope again. You’re admitting that lesbianism was meant to “redeem” a character and that the only “deep relationship” a character was interested in pursuit was of course a lesbian one. We see through your agenda.
>So now that they showed Mariner being attracted to that guy
She's been shown as attracted to guys from the start; remember when she found Ransom hot when he was having a high-concept shirtless brawl (after stabbing her in the foot to prevent her from doing so)?
At the start she was shown to be attracted to guys, but that disappeared for a bit before returning this season.
>her attraction to men disappeared for a bit
Yeah, it's like when people turn corners they just up and vanish
Where the hell do they go?????
>All the other headlines
>"Lesbians bad"
>This headline is just 2 normal lesbians who will be killed for being lesbians and not because they did something wrong.
kek
I see Barneygay has been watching FOX news.
that and copying the shit I used to say
>making job harder
>help bumping the thread
>pushing it closer to the bump limit and killing the thread.
Not helped by all the people feeding the troll. Report it, and ignore it.
Anon. Everyone knows dead kids are hot. We are here to talk about Star Trek though.
>lesbian crime statistics
There's like waaaaay more horrible crimes by straight people. That doesn't mean that lesbian are better, just that humanity is just shitty overall.
>dyke doesn't understand rates
>spam pics for hours
>somehow the "normal" one
This is what literal schizophrenia looks like. Neat
gays like you are the reason why co-ed stuff is never going to really take off. You get your nipple dicks hard at the thought of being in the same room as a naked woman so no one actually wants to with you around. Then some of you actively push for this stuff when it's clearly a way you get off.
I think OP is more impressed by how it took a hundred years after Captain Kirk before they were able to resume co-ed showering.
They had to make sure that none of his many, many half-alien descendants were part of Starfleet before reintroducing the program.
shut up shill
I though they had to rub "decon gel" on each other to clean.
That was Enterprise
Lower Decks is set like 250 years later
Someone post Tendie lewds
Just think, that's without the stink too.
Certainly funnier in hindsight.
You're welcome.
This. This exactly.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
you real for that
>Tried to shower with my ex a few times
>Get instantly hard
I would never survive in a co-ed shower.
Would there be a separate shower option for those who do not wish to see a specific sex? Or even single showers with the bare minimum of privacy (some shitty scifi curtain)?
>Would there be a separate shower option for those who do not wish to see a specific sex?
Probably reserved for higher ups who can afford private quarters.
>Or even single showers with the bare minimum of privacy (some shitty scifi curtain)?
Literally only for the senior staff.
Hell, they don't even get water.
This show is shit and im surprised it even managed #10 for top this month on kimcartoon.
Not even the cute cat doctor could make me watch this pile of shit for long.
What the frick happen in here?
Someone had a meltdown. Same old, same old
Justice
Shilling.
The usual jackass had a full pol spergout posting pol shit, and is now ban evading. Or probably ban evading.
How has the new season been so far? I haven't watched any of it and have barely seen any discussion of it here compared to earlier seasons.
Shit, as always.
Shill thread.
Genuinely better
Shut the frick up, shill. Stop pushing this woke garbage here.
The best so far, but it's still early.
4 > 2 > 1 > 3
Impersonating a mod is against the rules
>NuTrek fan has schizophrenia
Lower Decks is single-handedly responsible for picrel. It opened the floodgates and now the franchise has been turned into an outlet for unfunny millennial gays obsessed with toilet humor and gore.
You trash don’t care about Star Trek at all. It’s a joke to you. All you do is talk about homosexualry and which Rick and Morty waifu you like most. This thread is stick figure coombait for degenerates. You don’t care about Star Trek and neither do the writers of this shit heap.
I care about merch
How much
https://mondoshop.com/blogs/news/exo-6-star-trek-lower-decks-7-statues-on-sale-info
Bruh, I forgot about that site.
https://mondoshop.com/collections/all-music/products/beverly-hills-cop-original-motion-picture-score-lp
I need this.
I would actually buy that just because is so high quality and I don't even care about the show that much. Wish I had the option to buy those from shows I actually like.
The last good thing related to Star Trek was DS9, get fricked
Yes, but the co-ed showers are coincidental, I think. They really want to show what life is like at the bottom ranks where you live in wall cupboards and piss in the trough.
I do like how the show talks about the bit most fans ignore: That rank and respect are the only things of value in Star Fleet and that they have a massive competency crisis.
The show depicts Star Trek essentially spitting out recruits that have learned everything the previous generation has done but also practiced it repeatedly on the holodeck to be better than them. Day 1 of graduation the ensign essentially is ready to run the ship if only his own confidence holds him back. What really holds tpthem back are high ranking senior officers who have risen to the level of their incompetence and either accepts it and awaits for death and the ensign to fill the hole their decaying body leaves in the ground or fanatically climbing over people to engage in some war or disaster to squeeze a few more pips on their uniforms before being retired because of becoming to old and boring.
Is the blurring just for the post or is it like that in the actual show, too?
the blurring is in the actual show, yes
>he's back to seethe more
lol
Im glad the show upsets him so much
/co/mblr jannies hand out vacations for saying Black person but this homosexual hits the image limit posting hours straight?
Are you actually running out of headlines so bad you are posting embezzlement?
Enlighten me. Use me as a step stool to spread your messages. What the frick did you thought embezzlement was even shocking enough to post here? Go on, I'm listening.
You're scaring the tourist.
Oh no I see, it's a chimpout. Certainly explains the non-sequiturs. Be a darling and have a nice day, will you?
>Compute, disable censor filter with authorisation code 816653. Just the women.
Can someone explain what the frick a "sonic shower" is and how it's supposed to work?
Don't you read sci fi? Simple version: Dirt is vibrated off with sound waves. Warp core produces effectively infinite energy so sound vibraton is cheap. Existing sonic cleaners on earth use a liquid medium, which is something that they presumably have fixed in the future.
>which is something that they presumably have fixed in the future.
It's magic, anon. Sound that's loud enough to knock dirt off you is loud enough to damage your hearing. Real ultrasonic cleaners are loud enough to cause cavitation damage to tissue. The cavitation is their main mechanism of cleaning, so it's a feature, not a bug.
How many hours, anon, how many hours of your life you wasted on this? I counted alone something like 6 hours of you dumping random shit just to be deleted and accomplishing absolute nothing.
If you are in yours mid 20's and you will live to yours 70's I'm pretty sure you have like 300.000 hours left to live. How many of those hours will you waste on this sort of thing? You already wasted 6 of your precious time left on this earth doing what?
Is kinda of a waste ins't it. I mean, from all the possibilities, from all the amazing things you could be doing right now, from playing games, watching shows, talking with people you like or even just sleeping, trying to dream a little. Here you are. how that makes you feel?
Stop replying to spam, you fricking idiot.
Stop being a fricking shill, you woketard.
>EP8 and EP9 will air together
Only 6 weeks left of this crap.
And how many more hours you wasted doing exactly that, not even here but elsewhere? 60? 100? 1000? 10.000 hours.
If you count that a good 30% of your time is expend sleeping that is left us with what? 200.000 hours? And another 30% goes in to working we can't forget, so 110.000 hours left of your free time on this planet and you already wasted a good 7 or 8 percent on this little war of yours.
How much else will you sacrifice being angry at this ghosts you keep punching but never truly hitting anything? All I'm trying to do here is give you some perspective, trying to make you see things my way.
What are you doing with your life, anon, what the frick are you doing with your life? Is that how you thought you would be when you were a kid? How did you thought you would end up as an adult when you were a kid? Did you accomplish any of that? Do you think doing this now is helping you in any way? Try thinking about it.
That does not answer the question, anon. This is not about corporations or politics. Is about you and what exactly you are doing and all I'm doing is asking some very innocent questions. There is no reason to be upset.
Are you a happy person, anon? Do you actually think you can blame any unhappiness you feel on big corps being gay or on your own behavior?
I'm not whiteknighting nothing. If anything I didn't even talked about the show with you. You are the only one here talking about it so passionately. It really makes you think, huh?
If not for you this wouldn't be a conversation about the show you hate so much. Like you being angry about it just make sure the thread stays bumped, the people know more about it that and get curious to see why you hate it so much.
So, another question, have you ever considered weird that you can only think about those things? Are you scared you ever pushed someone away because of it? I would be scared shitless of it, by the implications alone.
You will bump it either way so it doesn’t matter. Most people are tired of woke crap, so they won’t touch your shit with a ten foot pole. And I’m here to ensure that they won’t make the mistake of watching it.
Oh, I would bump nothing, anon. I'm here for you, you alone. I'm running a current experiment and for now you are my plaything. I hope you don't mind.
Is like I told you, I'm just asking innocent questions, there is no need to be so upset.
Do you think you being so mad at something so silly makes you end up only talking about it even when you shouldn't make things worse? Be sincere, I'm very very curious.
>silly
There’s nothing silly about social engineering. The writers hate men, they hate the family unit, and they hate straight people. The only relationship in this shitshow given precedence and narrative importance was a lesbian one, not a coincidence. The lesbian relationship was painted as a mean for growth for a young woman. Again, not a coincidence, because that’s the agenda.
>The only relationship in this shitshow given precedence and narrative importance was a lesbian one
Why are they like this?
To demoralize you
They hate you and they hate Star Trek.
lmao what the frick is this
is that a troony
Star Trek is for drag queens now. Also checked.
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Sorry anon
I made it to five seconds and switched it off, too much cringe
What the frick did I just watch?
I hate Wil Wheaton.
I can tell by the thumbnail that a boomer made this
So? No one under 40 watches NuTrek. Makes you wonder why they’re trying to make it look appealing to young people, but it just ends up looking cringe as frick.
I regret watching this.
Don’t worry, the new one is even more cringe.
The narrative of the show was hijacked at the tail-end of S2 to push the gay agenda. If you break what happened to its most basic elements, the show is telling its audience that men and women should treat each other like emotional tampons, and that women should date other women instead. It’s a deeply subversive message that undermines the basic dynamics of our society.
If you’re still supporting this garbage after it made its ideological intentions very clear, you are beyond saving.
>local schizo tries to make a name for himself on the comics and cartoon board
Even Rufogay killed himself, so it's only a matter of time until this schizo does too
Most of the board is tired of woke shit. You glow in the dark, Paramount shill.
>rufogay
now that's a name I haven't heard in a while
he probably did kill himself after his twitter boss's plan ended up in catastrophic failure for the right
QRD?
Chris Rufo was a rightoid twitter propagandist that single handedly destroyed the red wave by constantly schizoposting and alienating all the normal centrist voters
Rufogay was a Cinemaphile schizo that behaved similarly to the one in this thread but killed himself after the red wave failed
maybe if you stopped being an enormous homosexual who watches show about homosexuals you wouldn’t have this problem
just something to consider
>show does a rugpull and gets ideological
>threads become ideological too
NOOOOO
HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO ME
Woketards have zero self-awareness.
It wouldn’t be nearly as bad if people ITT weren’t mindless cultists.
It’s pretty obvious that most here are Twitter, Reddit, or TrekBBS tourists. They don’t mind hardcore leftism because they’re also hardcore leftists. Or it’s just a shill raid. The poster count ITT is unusually high for Cinemaphile.
is that why Lower Decks threads always feel so fricking fake?
Paramount can’t market the show the usual way because of the strikes so they’ve resorted to astroturfing on social media, Cinemaphile included. It’s obvious to everyone.
Wasn’t Cinemaphile listed on their ad report?
link?
I wouldn’t be surprised. If that’s true, it’s your moral obligation to shit up their shill threads.
You can stop replying to yourself now, nobody's buying it
Even if I were replying to myself, I wouldn’t care enough what you think to stop.
These threads always had an unusual amount of traffic for Cinemaphile. Look at the rest of the board, it’s a ghost town.
This show is either extremely popular or it’s being pushed by a marketing firm. And somehow I doubt the former is the case looking at how dead the threads are for new episodes of this.
Most of the traffic is /misc/ baiting Cinemaphilemblr and vice versa
What a shitty fricking thread.
/misc/ versus corporate shills. Which way, western man?
bump
literally all they had to do to avoid this was not have fricking lesbians
>100 posters
Someone’s using airplane mode.
You morons are still watching this?
I’d love to see their viewership data. They put S3 on YouTube and barely anyone watched it.
Just shills. /trek/ got raided too earlier today
I just want NuTrek to die.
Why? It’s actually good now.
I think Very Short Treks was the final straw for me.
Lower Decks is the reason VST got made but none of the shills itt will ever admit it. They probably think that garbage is funny.
Do you frickers ever talk about Star Trek? The difference between the threads for this and Prodigy is staggering.
Prodigy wasn’t gay enough so they cancelled it. Sorry, that’s the way it is.
Long live Lower Decks, long live Thumb Man!
I will miss it dearly.
Lower Dyke gays were celebrating when it got cancelled. They can get fricked.
They were? Not surprised, they seem allergic to good Star Trek.
I say let them continue discussing waifus and lesbians and make a Prodigy thread.
inventing situations in your mind, the only people who celebrated Prodigy ending was Picardgays
Prodigy threads are just screenshot spam and AI porn and I say this as a Prodigy fan
And these threads are just CalArts waifu spam and defending lazy wokism. At least Prodigy had people talking about Star Trek.
How come the writing on this is more mature than on the “adult show”?
Because millennials are big babies who never grew out of toilet humor. Children’s animation was always were adult writing was celebrated (see The Clone Wars)
>Picardgays
Legacygays. No one likes Picard.
>lesbos
>self-aware jokes
>references
This man is Reddit incarnate.
Prodigy getting cancelled is just proof they’re struggling to keep the ship afloat.
sure anon, what would you like to talk about?
An actual good Star Trek show.
well you could always make a thread about it, or just use this thread to say whatever about Prodigy you want to
I’ve made a Prodigy thread.
Facial animation is on point in PRO.
VOY-A
>paramount cancels the only good trek show in the last 15 years
>renews dyke propaganda for the Nth season
We will live long enough to see Mike McMahan go back to the tollbooth where he belongs. Inshallah!
Did he actually work at a tollbooth?
It’s a joke referencing the fact that he’s been in the industry for 20 years and was fetching coffee for most of it because he lacks any real talent.
homie owes everything to Roiland and then threw him under the bus kek
>space communism
Yup, it’s a shill.
It literally is.
Meritocracy and communism are mutually exclusive.
sexo
I pity you, Trekgays. I thought Star Wars was in a rough shape but then I look at Trek and it just never fails to find a new embarrassing low.
You know what Disney did to the Star Wars equivalent of Lower Decks? They locked it away in a vault so no one could ever see it. They did it because they thought it’d damage the brand forever.
Think about that for a minute.
Ahsoka is pretty kino
>blue Elon Musk
The fact this shit is now a tentpole Trek show is more telling of the state of this franchise than anything else.
This shit is not cancelled yet?
I wish
Did they find Chakotay yet?
He’s stuck in the past.
Paramount is dead.
Don’t give me hope, anon
You keep saying that
I hate that they’re no longer ensigns.
It’s such an inconsequential change.
>Solum. Home.
what were these expressions trying to convey?
Do you ever talk about Star Trek?
sure, what do you want to talk about?
The moral dilemmas, sci-fi mysteries and concepts, interesting stories. Oh wait, Lower Decks has none of those things. It’s just waifuhomosexualry and shipping.
alright then, in that case what did you think about the stuff on Orion? I thought the pheromones being treated kind of like a drug addiction was an interesting update personally.
I was distracted by all the unfunny toilet humor and twerking.
As disappointing as the shows lack of star trek elements is, all of you homosexuals flooding in here to complain are doing nothing to change that
Just don't consume the product. You are preaching to the choir by doing this on Cinemaphile.
Nu trek isn't going to get good any time soon.
>Just don't consume the product
What do you think I’m doing? It won’t get good unless you stop accepting this slop.
The only NuTrek show that had promise got fricking cancelled. Paramount must die.
This is the nadir of Star Trek.
No way this is real.
Trust your feelings
you didn't hear about the SNW musical episode?
I’ve looked it up and now regret it
Cartoon lesbians
It just tells you that the lesbian shit in S3 was forced and that they’re back to writing Mariner as straight.
>We’re sorry for S3.
Let Star Trek die.
It had a good run. We’re scraping the bottom of the barrel now.
It won’t die unless you stop consuming product.
Star Trek is not just for nerds now.
good god
What a horrible horrible thread.
That’s your average LD thread.
>coom thread
no shit
They’re all coom threads. There’s not a single LD thread that isn’t a coom thread.
Because that’s all there is to this show.
They should get Patrick Stewart while he’s still alive.
I’d rather not not see comedic Stewart.
He was fine in Robot Chicken.
Aged like wine.
The line has to be drawn here. This far and no further.
Please tell me the Vulcan girl gets naked?
The Vulcan girl gets naked.
No.
the Vulcan girl is the only core cast member we haven't yet seen stripped down to their underwear. But then she has only been in 5 episodes so far.
This thread just refuses to die, huh?
the dude spamming random news articles helped
You do know what sage is, right?
Lower Decks just can't be stopped. Good Trek is finally back!
Being better than the other stuff isn't saying much. They still recycle too much old universe. The best things I can say is that at least they seem to get the old jokes, and at least it's not "heavily" serialized. Still carrying a little too much from one episode to the next.
I could do without the background plot going on. I feel zero investment in the mystery ship that's going around destroying things.
Lower Decks isn't the only one of the shows doing this, but one of the most damaging things that the modern shows do to the overall trek, is to treat old characters like they're famous.
>one of the most damaging things that the modern shows do to the overall trek, is to treat old characters like they're famous.
It does kind of track, the Enterprise is the Federation flagship, and the Dominion War and return of Voyager are both recent events at the time of Lower Decks. So maybe not famous with humanity in general, but within Starfleet I can imagine the people involved in all of that being very well known figures.
When TNG dug up Scotty for a guest appearance, they didn't all gas on about him. They actually had to look him up. It's not like the writer's didn't know that fans fricking love Scotty. They knew. The franchise just wasn't up it's own ass trying to patronizingly pretend that they were also fans. The universe had its own momentum. The characters had their own lives. The weird things that happen each week were not treated like normal stuff that Starfleet deals with. The episodes showed us the weird things because the gap between episodes skipped the vast quantity of normal mundane exploration.
Would Vulcan females be good lovers or bad lovers?
dead fish for 2556 days in a row and then break your pelvis on the 2557th