Cobra Commander is as american as american pie

Cobra Commander is as american as american pie

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn't feel realistic. Who would have to be tricked to work at an organization as cool as COBRA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just it, it's not a trick. It's just a good deal. With great pay a a comparable health insurance option it makes me wish I worked on getting hired by the real life equivalent instead of signing on with the Army.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sign up for the military to protect freedom
        >get sent to go die for the profits of an oil company instead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >get bombed along with Syrian children, because there's a troony at the drones console.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't realized "Hitman NPC" was a career choice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Every career is a hitman NPC, just never hang out anywhere with important people around and you'll be safe

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the people who went into the suspicious trailers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The were served American pie, which is made entirely from blue hair and fat.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would Cinemaphile join Cobra, or these mercenaries?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cobra. The mercenaries are an elite and deeply unpleasant to outsiders until they proved themselves. Of course, I suspect that being able to count to ten and read a midly difficult book is enough to prove yourself to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cobra. They have a overarching goal, care enough to call a retreat if they're taking unacceptable losses, their leaders are on the front line with you, look like they have great bennies and medical care, and have a huge range of jobs they need to fill. I'm a better cook than a crack shot anyway, I could wind up as a Cobra Chow Hall guy and never even SEE a Joe.

      In TF,I'd be handed a gun and die instantly because I always get stuck with the team that's all snipers and spies. Pass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget you can also form a union when working for Cobra, and you will have powerful people within the organisation representing you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >care enough to call a retreat if they're taking unacceptable losses, their leaders are on the front line with you
        Cobra commander take himself a nuke to the battle front and wait until Cobra's forces retreat from the front, I am sure GI can't do that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cobra and maybe the Sniper from pic related, I want to learn about sniper work ethic

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which issue was this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      #100

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah Cobra are domestic terrorists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Domestic? They're international.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but they speak english very good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yet GI joe is domestic and fights Cobra around the world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cobra are an International terrorist organization and they are a equal opportunity provider, look GI all leader are white males and the few positions are dulled with empty tokenism. GI second in command is a Arab woman when she need to take control no one doubt about her merits and capacity.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cobra believe in the American dream, Cobra hire any person, not matter their national origin or their immigration status, Cobra is a meritocracy, their key figures don't speak English as native language, one of them is a female in a age when that was about leadership not pandering.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Powerful

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