>Come here, boy. >Oh man... >No, I just want to have a heart-to-heart talk.

>Come here, boy.
>Oh man...
>No, I just want to have a heart-to-heart talk. You know, Bart, after me, you're the man around the house. And that means you're going to have to help out...
>Aw, come on, I do plenty around here. Lisa never lifts a finger Why don't you go yell at her?
>Shut up, Bart. This is good stuff. I want to share something with you. The three little sentences that get you through life. One: Cover for me. Two: Oh yeah, great idea, boss. Three: It was like that when I got here.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cover for me
    >when mr shekelsberg paid mootenberg a sum to write an algo to automatically tqlly your performance tbrough cameras

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Simpsons visit Epstein island

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bart starts fingering himself to prepare for Homer
    Awkward.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat my shorts

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is awful on several levels which is weird because i only expected it to be awful on one level at most

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh it's one of these threads. Into the trash it goes.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 ha ha guise wouldn't it be really funneh if that was Lisa's butt instead amirite? XD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer Bart's butt.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i get it OP you just discovered Dark Simpsons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Btw, what's the name of those argentinian hyper gore Simpsons images?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tiem for gnarly raep

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    <3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would def molest Bart no lie

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

      frick off op

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

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