Come up with a movie premise for the last 747 ever built.

Come up with a movie premise for the last 747 ever built.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will somehow involve the 747 being converted into an ALCM carrier and be a crossover sequel movie between The Final Countdown and The Langoliers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skunk works was really on some shit during the cold war.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come they never made a version with the upper part fully extended to the back?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's taller than the original

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a big plane

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's call the Airbus A380

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A super rich guy fills his private 747 with valuable art treasures to fly to his new museum in florida along with some VIPs. A bunch of bad guys try to hijack the plane and steal the art but the plane crashes into the sea. Because it is so well built all the passengers are alive underwater and running out of air.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I want to watch this even though I know it will be awful. What a cast.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A super rich guy fills his private 747 with valuable art treasures to fly to his new museum in florida along with some VIPs. A bunch of bad guys try to hijack the plane and steal the art but the plane crashes into the sea. Because it is so well built all the passengers are alive underwater and running out of air.

      equally fictional except the former enjoyable
      TWA 800 such a meme, clearly a accidentally fired missile from the naval exercises carried out immediately below it.
      Bonus, the CIA (really) made a bullshit video claiming that "acktually" it had a freak explosion in the fuel tank that no 747 ever had before--but never issued a technical service bulletin to correct it on any of the other planes (because there was no such issue it was to cover ass).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clearly
        evidence?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          missile propellant residue on seat backs, guy who stole it from NTSB investigation had it tested in a lab, came back positive for solid rocket propellant.
          He got sued, and countersued for discovery and therefore conceded significant corroborating information.
          As well there are videos of NTSB people putting the recovered pieces back together and saying they believe it to be a bomb/terrorism.

          decent documentary on it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If it's such common knowledge then why isn't it being taken further?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always been mutt dogshit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why did EADS try(and fail) to copy it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If "mutts" make such "dogshit" why do you literally copy everything we do and post here being obsessed with all our cultural exports and can't help sniffing our farts and humping our legs 24/7 forever?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron
      >moron
      >moron

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why they stop making them? Because there are better options? Or because air travel is dying?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old wing design, 4 thirsty engines. The big twin engine aircraft really punched the quads in the mouth

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh ok well as long as we aren't moving backwards

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't it be cheaper to just give it new wings and engines then, rather than designing completely new planes?
        Surely more space is preferable

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really no. Certification is time consuming and expensive changing anything on an existing design is almost more expensive than clean sheet. Nothing is hard and fast of course, the 737 has been wrung dry.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A problem with jumbos and superjumbos is that even though they can be very cheap to operate per seat, once you start leaving seats empty on a flight they become money losers very quick

          Now with super long range twins there's not a market for them for passengers. The A380 already came and went. However the 747 will stick around longer because it found a role as a cargo hauler, something the 380 can't do.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically can get better thrust and fuel economy out of two engines now since the original 747 design is around 60 years old.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's flown back in time to before the first 747 was designed in order to provide the very design itself, piloted with peerless grit & skill by grizzled old decorated combat aviator through a dimensional gate native to accurately predictable weather.

    The crew & passengers are all "dead folk walking," so to speak, "living on borrowed time," and are provided with plenty of money and credentials to live out their final days comfortably in the much nicer past.

    This already all happened, of course, and we're just closing the timeloop like we're supposed to be doing.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    we gaan
    >weet ik

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Airport 75 remake.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      < Airport 77

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just do the big short meets oppenheimer

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Boeing, where are my Airbus bros?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah where are all the trannies?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares about your gay lame foreign shit. Unless it's American or Japanese nobody cares. It's why you're here and we're not on some site made by your homosexual culture.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile presents

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MDD-sisters...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      May the tris never die. There's money in cargo I hear

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muh /n/erd. Look at those sexy high waters

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give me a good old "terrorist try to hijack a plane and badass dude kill them all" movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A story about hardworking white men building a revolutionary airplane, the Boeing 747. Over the years, management hire diversity and the planes quality goes to shit over the years. You see more shitskin working over the years at Boeing. It ends with pajeet programming the 747 max to crash killings 300+ Africans. The story about the diversification of America

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      With US Customary units, some paper and a slide rule.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was at the going away ceremony for the last 747 and John Travolta being there was a fricking twist lmao

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