Come up with a premise for a Predator movie.
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Come up with a premise for a Predator movie.
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predator shows up at an american public school full of black teens during a school shooting
Easy. I want it set in fricking Tenochtitlan and the surrounding city states of that lake valley. The hero would just be an everyday person.
Imagine the kino. I dare anyone to top this.
Predator stalks a special forces unit in the jungle.
Yautja Breeding grounds featuring huge 9ft tall musclemommies manhandling me in an over the shoulder handjob and I cum so hard.
We've got an auteur here. Writer, director and star.
Make it Planet of The Apes but on a Predator planet. But the jungle thing has been done to death so it can't be there.
predator predates
A hunter goes to India (modern day Bangladesh) to kill a suspected Man eating Bengal tiger, Turns out, it's The Predator. Usual antics and violence follow
Forgot to mention, Victorian times
Im listening
Fantastic. Lions of Tsavo type stuff
It's just Ghost and the Darkness with a Predator.
...
I'd watch it.
>Ghost in the Darkness meets Predator
Fund it
Kino. I'd have him track the tiger deep into the jungle and kill it before the predator does.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champawat_Tiger
PLOT TWIST
the predator is on earth to also hunt the man eating tiger
KINOOOOO
Would be kino if the Predator used an alien muzzle loading rifle to hunt the animal and then the hunter. I really wish they would make the Predators more sportsmanlike
Sounds kino
Only if he has a handlebar mustache and ripped and the final showdown his fisticuffs with the Pred
i really really like this, but yeah as that anon said it would have to be set in like the British Raj era. imagine the trailer:
>pan of indian bengal jungle
>old british voice begins monologue
>"i have been hunting all my life. finally by the grace of the british crown they have granted me permission to hunt the most exquisite yet"
>"a great and mighty tiger said to eat men whole"
>flash shot of native indian pile of skulls
>"said to have descended from Heaven, cursed by the Gods to punish men for their insolence. the tiger supposedly stands on two legs like men"
>flash shot of a shadowy humanoid being stalking behind native indian villagers from the back, cutting as the indian villagers turn around and gasp
>"haha these natives tell such tall tales to their children. why i wager gentlemen, that it's nothing more than some bothersome owergrown kitten"
>zoom out to an old aristocratic gentleman drinking tea in a room
>heug gun leaned on his chair
>room continues to zoom out and you see head after head of various animals around the world mounted in the walls
>middle one is empty
>"but no matter. trophies are lovely, but you know i really live for the thrill of the chase."
>music rising
>flash shots of scenes of the major ending fight where the gentleman is badly scarred and bruised, and is fighting in the heavy raining jungle shadows
>music climaxes
>he is covered in mud, and is hunting down a predator who crash landed and is just trying to go home, predator is fighting back as best as he can
>standoff scene where british hunter and predator look at each other, and he just smiles
>"Oh my jolly good boy, do I live for the hunt"
>trailer fades away with mad british gentleman's cackling laughter
>Predator: The Hunt
kino
I was thinking the opposite, the narrator at the beginning of the film is an old local, blinded and scarred, telling the legend to a young couple outside of a temple.
The narrator was a boy when he was employed by the hunter.
The hunter is a drunk and is sure he doesnt have "it" anymore.
usual cat and mouse games hunting party whittled down, etc. Kid gets blinded by The Predator trying to save the hunter at the pivotal fight
The hunter and pred end up killing each other and the Predators take him. Leave his hat, Locals find the blood but no body, Cut back to old narrator, tells the legend that pred was sent as a warning to respect the tiger.
Had a buddy who's family background was Raj, through his mother. He was always a bit weird, intense and overly-competitive, but his brother was a legit full blown Britbong Paratrooper then an Australian SAS anti-terrorist unit guy. Family would get invited out to the airport to take part in hostage training ops.
Raj Soldiers = Empire Commandos. Very intense look to the brother. He was a smaller guy but insane levels of focused energy, platinum blonde and baby blue eyes. There's a reason England btfo everybody back in the day. They had a genetic strain of tireless, smart warriors in their back pockets.
Redcoats are always kinda shown as morons (because they're usually framed as the bad guys, but are like Stormtroopers in that they have to be useless so the plucky twink/mutt heroes can defeat them), so an elite unit of hardcore Raj soldiers and some specialist Alan Quartermaine style hunter going against a Pred could be really great.
The Ghost and The Darkness treatment. Nice.
I read this as a man who eats bengal tigers and hes like a bounty hunter lol
Kek. And the man constantly denies that he eats bengal tigers just enough that it is indeed suspicious. And whenever anyone outright says he does it he tells them "you can't prove that I'm only suspected of doing it"
the dark horse alien vs. predator where evil corp brings a bug back and it takes over the entire world then some offworlders come home to hell and hey theres predators too
Prison Island, prisoners start vanishing then showing up mutilated. Basically Alien 3 but with a Predator.
Obviously we need a setting that feels claustrophobic where people can't run away easily to get that tension and fear going. Predator had the jungle, so a prison could be another alternative.
predator caveman dinosaurs
the predator hunts a bunch of LA gangs and Danny Glover should be in it maybe
Basically Terraformars,
Except instead of roaches its Terminator robots sent to colonize mars who became advanced to the point they have destroyed a Predator colony, and now wish to destroy Earth.
Note that the humans and the Predators dont team up until the robots somehow manage to assimilate Predator technology.
predator shows up in medieval times. child sacrificing pagans in woods, etc. peasants talk about how the pagan cultists are skinning people alive and stringing them up in woods. king sends knights to root out the pagans and put an end to this insanity. can be a dozen or so guys. tower shield knight, big hammer, sword and board, claymore guy, flail guy, etc. some clergy might tag along to investigate for the church and be the pacifist whatever homosexual character for other perspectives/audience to connect with. pagans sacrificing a child and predator watching. before kid is killed, predator kills the knife wielding cultist. kid covered in blood only one that survives. knights led into woods by some peasants from nearby town and show up next day and find all the dead but child shivering and mind broke covered in blood. follow predator 1 escape from jungle with the elite knights being picked off one by one. predator can use the previous knights weapon of choice on the next one and eventually end with clergy and final knight commander workign together to stop the 'demon'.
hell yeah bro
Fund this shit.
On a similar note, make a Predator land in the Teutoburg Forest during the ambush of the Romans by the Barbarians. So a handful of Romans need to cooperate with some Pagans to survive the hunt.
nah, it wouldnt be a knight commander, it would be a single mary sue character that seemingly invincible, like all other predator and alien movies
I basically had this idea if this setting but Predator is the main POV. Christians burning witches and towns. King gets his hands on a pred weapon and talks about using the devils weapon against the evil such and such, crusades and megalomania aplenty. Final showdown has pred doing his thing and killing an entire castle full of troops. Show off martial skills and a whole slew of melee weapons. Roll credits
its such an easy franchise and monster to work with, yet they need to make the predators autism evolving creatures and moronic human plots about mailing predator weapons across borders through fed ex and shit. i hate hollywood so much.
KINO KINO KINO KINO
FAP FAP FAP FAP
This would suck because of the tech difference. We see predators whip the shit out of more contemporary soldiers and people with better weaponry. Trying to out melee the predator wouldn't leave much of a challenge. A bunch of random knights with swords would not do a whole lot.
depends how you set it up. if he views the knights as physically capable, but not technologically strong enough, he can limit himself as he did in other movies. i already set it up so he takes their weapons. they have armor, so he cant just cut them apart or cave their head in. he is testing himself against their best with their weapons. its like a hunter going into the woods with a bow and arrow isntead of an elephant gun. or you can just have them all get fricked up and lose/spare the clergy at the end who has no weapons. theres lots of ways to write it. predator 1 they all get their shit pushed in with fricking miniguns and ar15s and explosives. you arent saying thats a bad movie because they cant compete.
>le evil pagans
Cringe.
Kino. No darkies though, please.
predator wakes up alone in field surrounded by ukrainian drones
fug
I just saw a video of a russki running in circles around a cart to keep it between him and a drone that finally nails him. it was grim.
A Predator lands in Feudal Japan during a war of Samurai clans and some Shinobi/ninjas to hunt.
Shit would be EXTREMELY kino.
50 thousand people called me and told me i would've been perfect for that part
These guys could literally expand this for under 5-10 million and 20th Century/Fox/Disney/Hulu won't give it to them, fricking c**ts.
whats crazy is you cant make anything for that much even if people willing. you need union crews, union camera men that push the record button instead of filming yourself, union designated 50% diversity employees, union designated donut table, etc. so those 10 guys that made that couldnt make it 'legally' for hollywood. the budget would balloon to hundred million easily just from the union shit they have.
I would like this, but it's a Killer Klownz from Outer Space spin-off. Oriental antics with Kabuki Klownz!
i would watch thith
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Japanese fans already made a short pitch video of this, no idea why 20th Century/Fox/Disney/Hulu haven't thrown some cash at them to flesh it out into a full-length film.
Christian missionaries and samurai have to team up to have any hope of beating it
Call it "The Trees Have Eyes" or something along those lines. Redo the plot of the first movie, where the film will be a run of the mill special forces movie about a group of guys going deep into hostile territory to accomplish some goal. Except extend this out to half the movie. The real kicker is you do no advertising that it's a predator movie whatsoever, so when people start going missing it's a total mystery, then eventually the big reveal is it's actually a predator movie.
I wish we could have things like this, but every single film related channel on YouTube and half the threads here would be NEW MILITARY MOVIE ACTUALLY PREDATORS?! LATEST LEAKS
snape kills dumbledoor
some guy fired me from mowing his lawn for spoiling that to him 18 years ago
>18 years ago
...
I dreamed I was old.
best start believing in old folks' homes, anon
you're in one
Yeah there's a 90% chance it would be ruined by that stuff but there's a chance it'd be good.
Nah
Nah? Okay then what do you actually do during the entire movie without anyone who knows the predator catching on that it is a predator movie? You can't do a kill scene because we'd see it and be familiar. You can't do predator POV shots because that would clue us in. What are you gonna do? Nothing. You basically just want to re-experience Predator for the first time again. But you can't actually do that.
It's not that complicated dumbass. Have the team wrapping up a realistic but super difficult mission to show what they can do, 10 minutes of action and fun and cool stuff. Do the character and badguy introduction for their new mission and explain why such and such a guy is so uniquely bad and give screen time to the spec ops team. 15 - 20 minutes of runtime. Have them do a tense and stealthy infiltration of the area they're going into, 15 minutes of run time. Little hints are thrown in along the way that things aren't on the up and up, but no one knows what it is. Make it a good military movie. You get 45 or so minutes into the film, they're wrapping up their first objective and one of the guys comes up missing. There's some kind of time limit so they search but are forced to move out, some kind of data that's been retrieved that makes the guy in charge unsure of the situation. Then spook the audience a bit as it slowly turns into a horror movie towards the end of the film and by the end of it you're in a full fledged Predator film.
So just cut away key aspects of every predator film and iconic moments with a pseud reddit subverted expectations wankery. Sounds pretty shit to me.
so true, let's just have the same movie again and again.
It'd still be given away during kill scenes or Predator POV scenes. Unless you cut that all out and then it's just dudes wandering around the woods until the end. It'd be hard dropping those teasers in while also hiding that it's the predator. Because we already know what it is. In the first one we had no idea even when we did see those scenes so it worked.
Call it "Don't trust the trees when you're alone."
And have it be the the group of Russian skiers at Dyatlov Pass who ended up half naked and mutilated by a Predator on the hunt.
Could be kino.
Having the plot I described here
and have it be Russians would be cool
A human boards a predator ship after his spess ship explodes and human ingenuity and paranoia causes a shipwide hunting party
Predator being held captive by Weyland Yutani teams up with colonial marine squad to eradicate a xeno hive.
Marine who is a problem soldier gets sold out by a superior and gets disappeared into a wayu facility for mad science bullshit, a pred is also there being experimented on, they team up to escape.
In the far future, a Yautja becomes employed by the Weylan-Yutani corporation to be a bounty hunter, and he's tasked with hunting down a rogue WY scientist that has used android tech to enslave xenomorphs. The Yautja is accompanied by the usual band of xenofodder mercs, and a sentient sexbot
Predator vs. Child Predator
Baby Predator is found from a forest and a kind family raises him to be a decent pred. But soon his instincts hit and nothing will ever be the same...
Predator: Youngblood
>no humans, only predators and other non-human races
>3 young Predators are dropped on a hunting planet to hunt various dangerous prey as a trial for manhood/adulthood
>Predators speak in their language and the audience has to read subtitles
>each Predator has a personality; you can be cliche and have the leader, the dick, and the jokester - it doesn't matter right now
>spend a lot of time fleshing out their characters and have them talk, argue, and help each other out
>they encounter a stranded Predator that failed the trial and was left behind
>he seems cool at first but something seems off about him
>on the last hunt, one of the 3 dies
>the remaining 2 eventually kill the prey
>they call their handlers to pick them up, since they completed the trial
>the stranded Predator shows up again and kills the second youngblood
>says he's going to kill the last youngblood then kill the Predator handlers when they arrive for stranding him on the planet
>the last youngblood fights the stranded Predator and kills him, just barely
>Predator handlers congratulate the youngblood and welcome him into manhood/adulthood
>final youngblood is stoic
It's not Oscar worthy, but I think it'd be interesting.
Ah, I remember my first fanfiction back in junior high.
Ah, I see you read the entire thread, redditspacer.
It'd be cool, but you are never going to get people to read and listen to predator clicks the whole time.
Humans find predator planet and use media and false flags to turn them against each other. However, a small group of schizo incel predators notice something is up.
Set it in Gaza with Hamas vs Israelis vs Predator.
Predator stalks Russian and German soldiers in Stalingrad.
Not very original but I'd watch it.
Make the snipers hunting each other be hunted by a Predator who is in turn being hunted by a Nazi Predator.
Isn't there a faction that's basically Nazi/eugenist predators in the comics that cannibalize lesser pred species?
>Predator makes the mistake of getting too close to the Finnish border
Predators don't like the cold, Pacific war island would be cool, but maybe the jungle environment would make it too similar to the first movie
literally any round of CM13 but 40% less alien action, and 60% more predator action. humans, predators, aliens, all on some semi-hospitable planet in a skirmish and small group based warzone spread out over the ruins of some town or city or compound with bits of forest/deadlands/rocky canyon-like country interspersed throughout. and just minus the trannies and joke characters - it shouldn't EVER be touched by shane black again
Predator lands in the middle of WWI and shits himself terrified at the absolute carnage and mustard gas, a shell hits his ship and he keeps stabbing the buttons on his gauntlet MOM COME GET ME I'M SCARED
It's the day before the Christmas Armistice
a strong indigenous two spirit woman kicks the shit out of a bunch of predators and don't need no man
The predator comes to earth and kills people
BUT WE NEED A WOMAN AND A SMALL CHILD TO CONNECT WITH GAWD YOU INCELS
Predator begins attacking rural farmsteads and a posse of good ol' boys forms to hunt him down. It features one scene where they charge the predator with a wave of jacked up big wheel trucks at night, their racks floodlights lancing ahead of them in the dark, as the predator blows them away with its cannon one by one in spectacular fireballs.
The main hero will be the local pastor who joined the ministry to get over his PTSD from "the war" (never specified), and he reluctantly has to dig out his old war chest and use every bit of knowledge from his army days to save his flock.
Directed by Michael Bay.
Christmas Eve. A Predator lands in Los Angeles to make one last attempt to reconcile with his estranged wife at a corporate holiday party when a gang of European terrorists takes the building hostage. The Predator must use his hunting skills to stay one step ahead of the terrorists.
he can quote popular icons like bruce willis with his voice changer.
A group of predators tired of their culture of hunting and war open a small jazz club in 1920 Chicago as a wasp detective war veteran tasked with uncovering the source of their alcohol supplier uncovers deeper secrets of the Utja
Rated r
Holy kino!
In an unspecified time, a human thief and smuggler is thrown into space prison, and his cellmate is a Predator. The two are joined by explosive collars that will detonate if they don't stay in close proximity to one another. When a prison riot erupts, the Predator makes a bold escape with his human cellmate. They travel to the Predator homeworld where the collars are removed, but the Predator is recaptured by the warden of the space prison. The human leads the other members of the Predator's clan through the prison in an attempt to rescue their brother, but they are captured. The warden pits Predator against human in a gladitorial match to the death.
predator get ipad
Predator vs Flashman at the battle of little bighorn. Flashman is caught fricking his yatujah wife hilarity insues.
>THE YEAR IS 1259
>MONGOLS ARE RUNNING RAMPAGE
>A SPECIAL UNIT IS ABOUT TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH DEATH
american soldiers during a war in middle east uncover a giant that was put under stasis by the predators in ancient times
they are forced to come back to earth and intervene: predators, soldiers and the local population who worships the giant all fight each others to death
Hear me out: weaponized autism
Predator vs Chris Hansen
His mouth hole looks like a vulva.
Batman versus Predator
Tarzan Vs Predator
Tarzan of the Apes adapted properly would be kino as well.
Get rid of prey altogether for a start. Then do a whole movie about how the comanches are unstoppable chads who frick up every tribe around them with ease. Follow it up with a sequel with the same characters where the predator fricks them up
tfw no cherokee vs karankawa vs apache vs comanche vs pred all out brawl
Predator in old west. A gang of outlaws are chased by a sheriff and his posy into the desert and they have team up to kill predator.
Predator becomes President of the United States of America
>American and Japanese sailors wash ashore on the same island after a naval battle during WWII
>Continue fighting, ambushing each other, etc. thinning their numbers
>Encounter Predator
>Have to work together to survive
Uhhh….that’s kong skull island..
kid is mankind next messenger
born with psychic ability to communicate
speaks of 'non-sense' to those with an ear to hear
abc, shiiieettt
private groups, fugggg
to be continued...
premise: this earth isn't real, all our history, culture and politics are controlled. It's really flat, and there are thousands of them. Human beings are just lab rats bred for short lifespans while the actual Humans are more like the Greek Gods, living for thousands of our years.
Aliens and Predators are just more experiments.
Some earths are literal hellscapes. Others are utopias.
In one of the hellscapes a small band of gay black women scientists discover the truth and set about freeing all humanity from the patriarchy.
This is their story.
Mars rover finds evidence of a settlement camp. Humans investigate to find a small predator outpost. Human general wants to wipe them out, so we have a desert war against the predators. Humans win, but we learn that predators actually share a direct genetic link with Neanderthals and actually evolved faster than homosexual sapiens.
A predator arrives in Poland in the early 1940s. It initially begins hunting nazis, but then realizes what they're doing so it reveals itself and volunteers to help them out at Auschwitz
>volunteers to help them out at Auschwitz
And then helpfully alters the timeline
It would be nice for it to actually have happened I must admit
Predator vs. Godzilla vs. Kong
Alien vs Predator vs Godzilla vs Kong
>we have to go back
>in time
>to stop the first predator
A schlubby middle aged predator business-type takes his loser son on a guided safari type hunt where a competent predator tries to set up kills for them. Basically the predator equivalent of a dentist going on a safari trophy hunt.
The father/son combo is so incompetent that things get turned around on them and it's up to their paid guide to keep them both alive.
Kino
The Predator is up against 8 humans, 7 hardened men and 1 native american/black woman. The men fall one by one until only the woman is left to defeat the predator. After a hard battle, the alien declares the human its successor proving once and for all that bipoc women are the greatest beings in the galaxy.
>movie start on a Yautja planet
>a clan is doing their usual hunter shit
>a superior species comes a kill all the yautja clans on the planet thanks to their advanced tech
>only one survivor
>movie is about him surviving, hunting them, getting their tech (invisibility, plasma caster, etc) and leaving the planet
>no dialogs
Cum Fartin' Predators 4: Lost in Europe
Three Predators land on Earth in 1997, when I was 12. They take turns filling up my butthole with Predator cum
we hunt him in a concrete jungle
It's kina obvious, but Predator vs Lara Croft/Indiana Jones type character.
>doing archeology
>perfect excuse to be out in some remote location with a small team of people
>legends of a curse/evil spirit
>the kind of location you arrive and find skulls and shit lying around that freaks out local natives
>hero is armed
>hero is highly skilled with weapons/survival, super smart, super competent, but taken by surprise and out of their depth
>maybe have a bunch of gunrunners who became a cropper recently in area giving them late access to more and better weaponry, (like a minigun).
>maybe Predator has been stuck on Earth a long time
>what natives think is a temple is overgrown half-buried crashed spaceship
Pretty much writes itself. Parallels the original in that they are there on a completely different mission and it's like a different movie, but then shit goes pear-shaped and suddenly sci-fi halfway through, build up of tension as they're being stalked, invisibility shit is actually relevant to evil spirit crap, etc.
Also crashed spaceship that's been stuck there a while is an opportunity to nerf the Predator a bit. His weapons and tech are old, damaged, semi-functional, low power, jury-rigged, targeting system is out-of-whack, fricked up by multiple prior battles, etc. His body is old, scared, and fricked up by taking a few arrows, bullets, and shrapnel over the years. Motherfricker might be pretty done with hunting and just want to phone home, but his territory keeps getting invaded by motherfrickers who shoot the monster on sight, so more invisible stalking and self-defence, rather than all out attack.
Archeologist is scoffing non-belieber in ghosts and shit, so stubbornly ignores/dismisses indicators, anything other team members claim they saw, even weird shit they see themselves, maybe make it appear ambiguous as to what they're seeing so they can plausibly dismiss it and not look like a total moron.
This time improvised boobytrap mechanisms set up by the Predator to defend its territory, and hero has to spot and avoid them, but thinks they are just your standard tomb raider traps and puzzles to protect artifacts, and apart from the movie title having 'Predator' in it, the audience would too.
Predator ship crashed in or around ancient Aztec city. Aztecs initally try to fight Predator en masse, but eventually survivors GTFOtta there.
Abandoned city like it's Ancient fricking Chernobyl. Archeologist's wet fricking dream. Overgrown and lost to the jungle because frick ever going back to that place. Local tribes now only have vague legends about what actually happened back in the day. Light from the sky bought an invisible demon that now inhabits the area, going there is certain death, yadda, yadda.
in the sweltering summer of 1992 kevin nash is "hunted" by a pack of melanated predators in an alleyway, he escapes with his life but not his pride, his butthole dripping with blood and alien jizz
Jesus christ Dall-e
Predator shows up in ancient Sparta, Rome, Japan, or whatever to fight the regional historic equivalent of American commandos was like the first one. Just a group of soldiers on an otherwise normal day of marching to/from battle.
Don't even put the predator in the trailers or tell the media it's a predator prequel or that one was even being made.
Have it start off like any other historic drama for the first 30-40 minutes. Put "based on a true story" at the start for keks.
female predator breeds with human male
Predator vs pirates
The comic was fricking great
Female Predator lands on Earth needing to mate.
Finds me.
Holds me prisoner inside my bedroom.
Pay me 100k to get the rest of my outline.
1922, at the twilight of the Russian Civil War, a band of Menshevik rebels boldly executes a heist, commandeering the most formidable armored train ever built.
Leon Trotsky, alerted to this audacious act, quickly mobilizes his elite "Red 100" train unit to track down and reclaim the stolen train. This high-speed pursuit races through the sprawling landscapes, eventually plunging both factions into the remote Altai Mountains of Kazakhstan. Here, in this untamed wilderness, they come face-to-face with an unforeseen and lethal adversary: a Predator, who starts to pick them off one-by-one.
The protagonists unleash a barrage of gunfire into the rainforest (homage to that one scene from the original kino), injuring the Predator. The story's perspective shifts, now positioning the injured Predator as the protagonist. The alien hunter, now vulnerable and pursued, must navigate this dangerous and unfamiliar human conflict while seeking a way to survive and escape with all his toys.
The Mensheviks and the Red 100 squad, despite their dwindling numbers and ongoing conflict, become fixated on capturing the Predator, seeing its advanced technology as a potential game-changer in the outcome of the civil war.
In the climax, the Predator boards the train to retrieve its weapons, leading to a tense and climactic showdown between the soldiers and the alien hunter, bookending the plot.
Predator get Ipad
Dutch is taken captive on the Predator training planet, he ends up killing so many of them that they name him clan leader, he knocks up a predatoress and his son ends up being the emperor that unites the Predator tribes.
No, best thing Predator series ever did was not continue with Dutch and let his story have an actual conclusion. Terminator and Alien show how idiotic it is to just have the hero endlessly continue fighting in ever more silly scenarios
I just want one unapologetic predator power fantasy movie. A movie where you see one ultimate smooth operator elite predator kill loads of humans and xenomorphs all by himself without getting a scratch, and at the end of the movie he gets on his ship and flies home to yatuja prime. Predators always gets punked in their own movies. I don't care about the humans and "the human spirit of overcoming impossible odds" I just want to see a predator slaughter humans and xenos like nothing and survive. Just give us one movie like that. Then you can go back to Predators getting killed by half naked humans wielding 1000 times folded japanese katanas.
Hollywood would do this if you set the Predator movie sometime between 1939-1945.
>Predator turns out to be a video game for aliens where they kill real humans and trade them for points like at chuck e cheeses.
>Predators dad tries to take him out hunting humans without all his augmented VR gear and technogadgets
>Its a father/son story
The battle of Teutoburg Forest
The Predator is hunting in the area. A roman centurion and a germanic berserker are forced to co-operate to survive, building a bond of brotherhood; the berserker teaches the roman the woods, the roman drills the berserker on combat discipline. Together they defeat the predator, but the berserker dies. The Centurion tries to return to Rome with the predator's head, but is killed by Arminius' men. The germans find the predator's body and enshrine it as a warrior god.
Okay, so the predator is hunting the CIA / FBI / Columbian Drug Lords and accidently shoots a bunch of cocaine. Turns out Predators are like super addicted to cocaine, and he starts going Grant Theft Auto on ev'rybody, Like he just starts going aggro, like tearing off all his armor, running through the streets stabbing people butt nekkid, and shooting people with his laser cannon to score more coke.
So then he does like, meth mixed with coke, and hes fricking unstoppable, and the hero is pinned and the fricking Predator is about to go Tuco from breaking bad on him, and he sees some crack, and offers it to the predator.
The predator does the crack, and is already on like a kilo of coke and has also smoked meth, and his fricking eyes bulge out of his head and his fricking head explodes.
But then hes like, so fricking high, that his body keeps flailing around until they inject it with PCP and it just jumps off the roof into the sky and never comes down.
kino
A series that follows the same yautja hunting on earth throughout human history. Seeing various different cultures and peoples and over time gaining a respect, even an admiration, for human perseverance
Child predator hunts child predators.
Buddy Cop movie with Predator and Alien
Predator replaces that black guy from the old spice commercials, wears a towel in the locker room and wet-snaps people.
Sports movie with Alien and Predator where they play on the same sports team.
Deer Hunter but with Alien and Predator.
Dog Day Afternoon with Predator and the Alien as his transexual lover.
Casablanca with Alien and Predator
Terminator can be the bar tender.
THEY'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT....THAT THERE ISNT ENOUGH *SPACE*....ON THE COURT.
>Predator set in feudal Japan
>Villagers catch a glimpse of a Predator, thinks it's a Kappa (even looks similar, with the flat head)
>Predator uses "Older" tech used in the movie, wires and snares etc, a LOT of drowning to tie in with the kappa legends. He doesn't use the plasma cannon but still uses invisibility so he's not too overpowered in the setting.
>In the myth, a way to defeat the Kappa is to make him bow its head. In the movie, some villagers witnessed that when the Predator is alone, he would slightly bow his head to take off his mask and turn visible. This is how they eventually defeat him, by taking his mask.
Snow environment but not like the avp movie that's pg13 and mostly takes place underground. A kool rated R predator movie. Where he takes on more of the elite special forces. Have the soldiers on both sides team up when they start dropping like flies and realize something non human is killing them all. But like not in a corny way, when there's only a handful of men left and they realize they'll all die if they don't focus on killing the alien. Don't connect it to any of the other movies or comics or whatever just make a good standalone predator film. And have the predator be low tech. It's not as interesting if he has a frick you I win autolock cannon. Or at least have his equipment get damaged somehow in a smart way so the predator has to fall back on its more rudimentary equipment. Just the claws and maybe like the staff or a disk. Or maybe it's one of those dishonored predators so it has to reclaim its Honor so it's weaponry is limited. But I want to see a predator stalk in the snow I think visually it'll look kool and the humans would be at an environmental disadvantage so it'll make sense they don't kill the thing right away.
Two movies already exploited everything there was to offer: jungle and concrete jungle.
Everything else is just repeat of the same, and makes Predators into herbivore jobbers who in the end lose every time.
Make a predator concrete jungle esc movie where he kills shithead mobsters and wins at the end
Yeah, that's probably the only angle left: to make Predator into "hero" who saves the day with his hunt, kills everyone and flies away as a victor.
Make setting in some African country, where bandits, guerillas, warlords and government forces fighting each other like usual while killing civilians left and right. This or in Israel/Gaza today.
>Knights Templar are transporting a relic/treasure either during the 100 Years War or crusades
>get set upon by a Predator
Or
>a group of ronin are returning to their territory after suffering a defeat and discussing whether to regroup for a revenge attack or seppuku
>get set upon by a Predator
Said it before.
>mini series 1.5 hour long episodes
>10 episodes
>each episode is predators in different times
>ancient greece/ Rome/ Egypt
>crusades
>some point in Indian history
>samurai Japan
>Spanish conquering south America
>napolean wars
>colonial Africa
>American Western
>ww1
Have the earliest period end with the humans making some secret society to track and kill predators, and this group appears in every episode throughout the ages. Let the predators win at least 50% of the episodes.
Or a movie trilogy
Movie 1
>man get abducted to fight in predator coliseum
>gets tortured and experimented on to become a good fighter
>shows us him fighting, training etc, final scene is him winning his first fight,
>movies shows a bit of predator culture, their planet etc
Movie 2
>man needs to win x ammoun of fight to get freedom
>does it
>dropped off on earth but in some random place
>needs to get home, so fights and kills his way there with a predator bro who wanted to come to earth because he was a slave and forced to fight but won freedom
3rd movie
>gets home, finds his love interest, who we've seen flash backs to in other movies.
>friends and family think hes crazy
>shows gf, some ship/ pod thing that has all predator tech, shows her predator bro
>because he went across the world killing government has been after him
>big show down
>him or pred bro dies and whoever is left lives peacefully in a cave in the mountains/ forrest
>leave it open for more world building