Comedians are modern day philosophers

Comedians are modern day philosophers

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a standup comedian. I h8 standup comedy.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do guys think this looks good?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the average person on the street. Also he looks great for a fifty-year old

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope aaand nope.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't he looks fricking ridiculous. He constantly looks like he has a pillow strapped to his torso

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anon learns about muscle

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Muscle shouldn't make you look like you've been inflated and hit in the back with a cartoon hammer

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your mind is completely warped by social media and normal media.
              You're going to be highly disappointed when you age, like a human.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright grandpa, go pick the greys out of your nose

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                if all he did was age, no one would make fun of him. all the weird body horror shit we see among celebs is the result of desperate clinging to youth

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          woman moment

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This

        Nope aaand nope.

        The average person I see in Calgary is a pajeet or a 60yr old woman, so I disagree, and the average 50yr old is fat and a helluva lot worse than Rogan.

        >oh man back at The Store™ you would NOT want to follow this guy he is an absolute MURDERER i mean it man even in front of a tough crowd he was an absolute ASSASSIN let alone at a great crowd like at The Store™ i tell you those were the days. did you know that back in the day - THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ATHLETIC GREENS. EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE HEALTHIEST DIET IMAGINABLE, JUST ONE (1) TASTY SCOOP OF AG-1 IT'S ALL YOU NEED AS PART OF YOUR MORNING ROUTINE - the crowds at The Store™ were so good that basically everybody could KILL there to the point where *smokes blunt* to the point where agents wouldn't accept demo tapes from The Store™ even if you were a legit KILLER because the crowd was so good there they just couldn't trust if you were SLAYING or if it was just the crowd at The Store™ ya know.

        You forgot bringing up how some old prostitute "Mitzy Shore" was some sort of Demigod every 10 fricking seconds.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Calgary
          Apologies anon I thought I was talking to someone from a country that isn't trying to speedrun its own demographic collapse

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          canada is such a shit hole

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody asked about the average person you see in Calgary dipshit, if you think that’s an accurate slice of real life then you definitely deserve to be the guy here actively standing up for a multi millionaire meathead podcast dork

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anon learns about muscle

        woman moment

        [...]
        [...]
        Is this the part where I need to believe that my ideological opponent looks physically ugly, otherwise I cannot disagree with their ideas?

        if all he did was age, no one would make fun of him. all the weird body horror shit we see among celebs is the result of desperate clinging to youth

        ?si=UQ1bhJpK1Gg22I8d&t=196
        He's a store turkey

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope aaand nope.

      He doesn't he looks fricking ridiculous. He constantly looks like he has a pillow strapped to his torso

      Is this the part where I need to believe that my ideological opponent looks physically ugly, otherwise I cannot disagree with their ideas?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf, how old are you?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        When Joe was younger he was really handsome but now he looks like a meatball and I don't like Italian food

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you love indian food

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mattar paneer is good tbqhywfam

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no that's the part where you have a nice day

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you so racist?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ideological opponent
        Holy shit dude

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just like hearing Joe talk about it because he's passionate about it. It's enjoyable to hear people talking about stuff they really enjoy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a prime candidate for cult indoctrination. You would have LOVED nxvium

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like you have a plump wiener with pink balls

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea I’ve been told it’s cute hehe

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh man back at The Store™ you would NOT want to follow this guy he is an absolute MURDERER i mean it man even in front of a tough crowd he was an absolute ASSASSIN let alone at a great crowd like at The Store™ i tell you those were the days. did you know that back in the day - THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ATHLETIC GREENS. EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE HEALTHIEST DIET IMAGINABLE, JUST ONE (1) TASTY SCOOP OF AG-1 IT'S ALL YOU NEED AS PART OF YOUR MORNING ROUTINE - the crowds at The Store™ were so good that basically everybody could KILL there to the point where *smokes blunt* to the point where agents wouldn't accept demo tapes from The Store™ even if you were a legit KILLER because the crowd was so good there they just couldn't trust if you were SLAYING or if it was just the crowd at The Store™ ya know.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So true sister

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Y'know, it's all about HONING your CRAFT, about incremental improvements, grinding it out. I spend a solid 6 months working on a bit, refining it, testing it out, sharpening it in my forge, folding the metal over and over. Yeah man exactly. Like when I started out right, like I would get up on stage and BOMB. FRICK-ING BOM-OMB. Just DIED on STAGE. But that's the only way to And that's why it's so important to really hone. Like I spend one year on a single set. First I go out to dives, open mikes, places where, you know, they didn't come to see you, they aren't fans, and you see what works, what doesn't. And then you start doing the bigger venues, working and working on it. And it's like, I can't stay away from the Comedy Store! These lockdowns are crazy man! How are people gonna survive? How can they expect people to just sit in their frickin' houses all day? Y'know man, I think comedy is an essential service. I really do. No really. Because this art form has only like been around for hundred years, not even. And when you go out there and KILL, the high you feel after is just indescribable, best feeling in the world. Y'know man, one time I had to go one before Eddie Bravo, and got up there and he just FRICK-ING MUR-DER-ED. HE DESTROYED. He was an absolute MUR-DER-ER, and I was like... how am I gonna go on next? How am I gonna follow that?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Y'know, it's all about HONING your CRAFT, about incremental improvements, grinding it out. I spend a solid 6 months working on a bit, refining it, testing it out, sharpening it in my forge, folding the metal over and over. Yeah man exactly. Like when I started out right, like I would get up on stage and BOMB. FRICK-ING BOM-OMB. Just DIED on STAGE. But that's the only way to And that's why it's so important to really hone. Like I spend one year on a single set. First I go out to dives, open mikes, places where, you know, they didn't come to see you, they aren't fans, and you see what works, what doesn't. And then you start doing the bigger venues, working and working on it. And it's like, I can't stay away from the Comedy Store! These lockdowns are crazy man! How are people gonna survive? How can they expect people to just sit in their frickin' houses all day? Y'know man, I think comedy is an essential service. I really do. No really. Because this art form has only like been around for hundred years, not even. And when you go out there and KILL, the high you feel after is just indescribable, best feeling in the world. Y'know man, one time I had to go one before Eddie Bravo, and got up there and he just FRICK-ING MUR-DER-ED. HE DESTROYED. He was an absolute MUR-DER-ER, and I was like... how am I gonna go on next? How am I gonna follow that?

      Aarrgghhhhh. These episodes are *so* insufferable.
      I could tolerate Roganbros if it was just about lame UFC but the comedy stuff sucks so bad.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about, rogan talking "shop" is the funniest shit ever. My sides usually radio in as they leave the atmosphere but sometimes they are moving too fast.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Midwit detected

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, joe Rogan is Hippias of Elis or at least as full of shit as he was.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=TYhDm0mpTjpmUhdH
    Bringing the gift of redbar for Christmas

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >out-of-shape dude mocks guy who takes physical fitness seriously
      tale as old as time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no way redbar is taller than 5'7" right?

        Who is this bearded gay and why should I listen to what he has to say?

        Chuds get so SALTY when you make fun of their favorite alt right grifter podcaster lmao I totally understand why Joe is an alt right grifter gay since he has incel level insecurity about his height lmao it all makes sense now. So many attach themselves to the alt right ideology to compensate for a lack of a masculine trait

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, really, who is that bearded dyel? And why should I care about his opinion?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s more funny than Joe Rogan for one

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              But who is he?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way redbar is taller than 5'7" right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally who

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like that because of the angle dude

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this bearded gay and why should I listen to what he has to say?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw someone mentions the ethnicity of the biden high level cabinet appointees.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Joe Rogan turn to alt right grifting ? Was he already not rich enough?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are millions of people who believe that this midget is the greatest intellectual of the 21st century

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop replying more than once to the same post, we can see the IP counter.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >multiple people who have replied in the same thread already and are monitoring it reply to new post in said thread
      Yeah that never happens. newbie

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s an uh, comedian philosophy I would know? What are some modern day philosophies comedians give us

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Joe Rogan so insufferable now?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw a clip of that bert guy unironically calling non-comics "pedestrians", i thought you guys were fricking memeing

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