Im a AVGN gen 1er >I, hate this game, it makes me want to kill myself
Nothing he has ever made since has got me to laugh harder than that first joke. The deliverly was perfect. Simple yet so deep. Especially seeing how PG he makes his new stuff.
I loved the simplicity. I dont think hes as comicically talented as he likes to think he is if im being frank. The more bells and whistles he adds, the less AVGN it feels. I like a angry nerd with no friends in his basement making his entire shitty life and about beating shitty nintendo games. Stuck in his own self made coffin of nostaglia with the only thing to keep him going is more shitty games. Im not a fan of James usuing it as a vehicle to explore his creatative director side. He takes away from the nerd when he uses him as a prop for all his passion projects. He should of put his effort in behind the scenes for somebody else or at least a new character he creates. He shines when its just his anger, a shitty game, and a beer. Its gone far too meta and hes matured way too much to give the nerd the same feel i liked him for.
To be fair, you can only do the same thing for so many years before you begin to lose your passion for it. He's been playing the same character for, what, almost twenty years now?
I havent dived into any behind the scenes lore that i see circulated because i know ill probably agree with all the hate and it will ruin my enjoyment of what i actually do want to rewatch sometimes.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Careful now, anon. Openly admitting you're a moron riles those dangerous redditors up something fierce.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Ignorance is bliss
1 year ago
Anonymous
James kicked out a windows and fell to the ground screaming when a bus driver complained about James not telling anyone he wouldn't be riding the sped bus one afternoon. James tried to drown himself in front of his mom after he got kicked out of college for filming his roommates starting fire in their dorm. James' wife gave him an ultimatum after the movie filming ended and forced him to get her pregnant, which took all his time away from editing the movieband he burnt himself out. His daughter almost didn't survive birth so he became obsessed with fatherhood and further neglected cinemassacre. Now he is so lazy that he hired a company to write and edit his videos for him, and he only reads scripts in front of a camera that is fixed in one angle because he doesn't feel like moving it and the lights he set up. His editor quit last week and now he is completely screwed.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>James' wife gave him an ultimatum after the movie filming ended and forced him to get her pregnant >he became obsessed with fatherhood
You may not like it but this is definitely better than filming 200th episode of a guy screaming curses because the game is bad
1 year ago
Anonymous
No you don't understand I watched his guy screaming curses because the game is bad videos A LOT, that should be more important to him than his relationship with some woman he married.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah that's the one criticism I don't understand, mock him for being an incompetent moron all you want but prioritizing your children is very respectable.
1 year ago
Anonymous
A good father prioritizes his career so that he can provide for his children.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You have no children and no career, just like the rest of the truthers. Unless your father abandoned you for his career, which would explain the weird fixation. Ultimately, who are you to say?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>prioritizes his career
Which he has. Has he been making stupid movies that get less than 10k views this last decade or has he kept making AVGN and taking sponsorships. You gays were more honest fifteen years ago when you would just constantly be asking for AVGN to be weekly.
He just improved over time. Remember episode 200 part 2 when he’s the “surfin’ nerd”? He sings the surfin bird song but replace it with surfin nerd and then he goes :0 WHOOOOOA and crashes his surfboard into that water lol. I dare you to try to name even one joke in the older boringer episodes that even comes close to that level of pure wit and humor
I'm normally a fairly braindead, easy to please consoomer. The vegas episode was one of the few actually produced (meaning, not like some random gore or cringe video) things that I've simply had to turn off in the middle because I thought it was so terrible. I even watched the whole of that American Dad episode where Stan starts a professional Overwatch team.
This. I remember people saying it was getting shit years before the movie, but the movie was the real turning point. That's when the quality dropped significantly and great episodes became the exception rather than the rule.
A (real) filmmaker that has made a bunch of documentaries relating to Rocky. He became close friends with Sly over the years. Makes me wonder why James doesn't just become a documentary filmmaker instead. He could easily get interviews with industry legends.
Shaving your head trigger. Its not a virgin move, what incel told you that? Shaved head is kino. No prep, easy wash, easy self haircuts, save money, and if you are balding, it helps hide that too. Some people do look alien with no hair though, so the shape of your head should be factored in.
A balding nerd would make sense for his age. If he had the self confidence it would contribute to the aesthetic. Instead he tries to wear cooler looking shirts with short enough sleeves to show off his tattoo, in addition to the combover. He looks pathetic
There's nothing wrong with deriving entertainment from watching some autist
go insane and frick his life up, it's just irl kino instead of fake kino.
1 year ago
Anonymous
if that's how you want to spend your time. it's pretty sad
1 year ago
Anonymous
>says the guy posting on Cinemaphile
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm having fun and keking while you're impotently crying, I don't think I'm the sad one bro.
1 year ago
Anonymous
your "having fun" consists of gossiping like a soccer mom about some e-celeb's hairline
1 year ago
Anonymous
yes, and? never understood this argument
1 year ago
Anonymous
are you now in toddler tantrum mode where you just respond with "no, u" all the time?
look, all i did was point out how absolutely and utterly pathetic you are, how you completely lack self awareness and how you spend your whole day gossiping about some e-celeb homosexuals life, calling him sad and pathetic, while not realizing how sad and pathetic your own behaviour is
1 year ago
Anonymous
Lmao
1 year ago
Anonymous
>One anon enjoying their time >The other anon is mad typing this
Which anon would you rather be?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Why yes, I do laugh when I see James Rolfe's hairline. How could you tell?
>are you now in toddler tantrum mode where you just respond with "no, u" all the time? >look, all i did was point out how absolutely and utterly pathetic you are, how you completely lack self awareness and how you spend your whole day gossiping about some e-celeb homosexuals life, calling him sad and pathetic, while not realizing how sad and pathetic your own behaviour is
yes. repeat after me: "i used to make fun of some e-celeb on the internet. i used to do this all day. i kept pointing out what a loser he is and how bad his hairline was, without realizing that i had spent my whole day doing this. i lacked the self-awareness of realizing how i, a loser, was calling someone else a loser. but after some kind anon pointed this out to me, i saw the errors of my ways and changed for the better. thanks anonymous anon for showing me the way."
>yes. repeat after me: "i used to make fun of some e-celeb on the internet. i used to do this all day. i kept pointing out what a loser he is and how bad his hairline was, without realizing that i had spent my whole day doing this. i lacked the self-awareness of realizing how i, a loser, was calling someone else a loser. but after some kind anon pointed this out to me, i saw the errors of my ways and changed for the better. thanks anonymous anon for showing me the way."
>you know who we are? you have any idea who the frick we are? We are the r/cinemassacretruth gang, fighting the good fight to bring down J*mes. He messed with the bull by not making quality content with the """"excuse"""" that he has a family now, so he gets the horns. He OWES me videos for the rest of eternity while I scream about his hairline and how his wife gets fricked by Black folk every day and hour. I DESERVE this. I NEED this. J*mes must fricking pay for his arrogance, me and all of my 100 friends agree with me on reddit. You are small time, cuck.
I miss 2021, shit was peak slob moronation with moments like Kieran getting drunk and saying he wanted to kill anyone who criticized his videos. Another stand out moment was Tobey from Honk the boobies going onto the subreddit and losing a fight against ten redditors.
wasn't even into nerd culture but 'found' avgn from a video some guy spliced with the 'angry german kid screaming at his PC' video that was doing the rounds att a million or so yrs ago
I’m not alone in thinking you Redditors are moronic. Everyone here actually from Cinemaphile sees it. It’s not only pathetic on your part, but boring. Bimmy, the hair, his kids, the slobs, whatever. It’s very tired. Admit you’re a fan and move on.
So you’re not only old as frick, but you admit to being a Redditor. A Reddit obsessed with an irrelevant YouTuber because he’s not as good as he was 15 years ago. I’m not the one doing any seething. Like I said, pathetic, yet you think you’re on any high ground. Go back.
Yep. Does that make you upset? *starts stroking myself* Tell me how upset it makes you.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Yep. Does that make you upset? *starts stroking myself* Tell me how upset it makes you.
1 year ago
Anonymous
NTA but why are you so invested in defending a channel that hasn't been funny in over 5 years?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Why are you so obsessed with hating a YouTube channel that hasn’t even been relevant in over 10 years?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Laughing at three fat lolcows is fun. Now can you answer my question, why are you so invested in defending a channel that hasn't been funny in over 5 years?
1 year ago
Anonymous
That’s not a good enough answer. I think we’re getting closer to the root. Are you just a hurt fan?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Anon, laughing at fat people is its own reward. Now answer the question, why are you so invested in defending a channel that hasn't been funny in over 5 years?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Laughing at them for years though? To even know of him, you must’ve been a fan at some point. Let’s keep going, I think we’re covering new ground here.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>you actually love Hitler!
1 year ago
Anonymous
To even know who he is, it requires some sort of knowledge. It’s a bit niche. It seems somewhere along the way, you were hurt by something. Let’s delve deeper. The hate started when “Bimmy” had children?
1 year ago
Anonymous
If you laugh at someone then you hate them
You must be a leftist.
1 year ago
Anonymous
An entire Reddit dedicated to him? It sounds like a strong emotion. Am I touching a nerve yet? Could it be prioritizing family over his fans caused the hate? Would a quality decline in the videos be enough to warrant such hatred toward Bimmy?
1 year ago
Anonymous
There are two reddits dedicated to him actually. It's just that only one is relevant these days.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Guys I think
Kek this moron is ITT with us right now isn't he?
is right, the caveman wandered out of cave and ITT.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Please don't bring back this gay gimmick after it's been dormant for a while now
1 year ago
Anonymous
>stop calling me out!
Stop drinking and raging on the internet.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>*jerks myself harder and starts moaning*
Mmmmmm that's good seethe.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>>*jerks myself harder and starts moaning* >Mmmmmm that's good seethe.
[...]
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Wrong board
1 year ago
Anonymous
>*tweezes my micropenis*
Keep going bro I'm almost there.
i could walk in on James taking dick up the ass from Bugs Bunny and it still wouldnt be as gay as you are acting.
I think I'd coom instantly if I saw that.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>>*tweezes my micropenis* >t. actually admitting this
Low T homosexual lmao
1 year ago
Anonymous
i could walk in on James taking dick up the ass from Bugs Bunny and it still wouldnt be as gay as you are acting.
Crazy Castle > Rob > all other kino episodes > all mediocre episodes (1-100) > all mediocre episodes (101-200+) > all shitty episodes
It's peak autism to differentiate AVGN as "seasons".
how many of you c**ts even legit played an 8-bit system as a kid?
vaguely recall my parents renting a sega master system to distract me during a religious process for my older brother
I never did, that's part of why early AVGNs were interesting to me. He had a different experience and it was entertaining to hear him tell stories about his childhood and stuff I knew nothing about. Then for some reason he started thinking that making soi faces and saying poopoo was the main reason people liked his vids.
Imagine this is what your son becomes, no wife, no children, and living like a poster boy for man children. No wonder his father chose to die of cancer.
>come onto Cinemaphile >post info about yourself including photos of face >instantly get made fun of for being a worthless fat frick
What the frick did this idiot think was going to happen?
Im a AVGN gen 1er
>I, hate this game, it makes me want to kill myself
Nothing he has ever made since has got me to laugh harder than that first joke. The deliverly was perfect. Simple yet so deep. Especially seeing how PG he makes his new stuff.
But that was such a simple episode anon, don't you like the Vegas episode better? It was his biggest passion project of the year.
I loved the simplicity. I dont think hes as comicically talented as he likes to think he is if im being frank. The more bells and whistles he adds, the less AVGN it feels. I like a angry nerd with no friends in his basement making his entire shitty life and about beating shitty nintendo games. Stuck in his own self made coffin of nostaglia with the only thing to keep him going is more shitty games. Im not a fan of James usuing it as a vehicle to explore his creatative director side. He takes away from the nerd when he uses him as a prop for all his passion projects. He should of put his effort in behind the scenes for somebody else or at least a new character he creates. He shines when its just his anger, a shitty game, and a beer. Its gone far too meta and hes matured way too much to give the nerd the same feel i liked him for.
To be fair, you can only do the same thing for so many years before you begin to lose your passion for it. He's been playing the same character for, what, almost twenty years now?
Yes i agree with that, i dont hold it agasint him, its just why i much prefer his older work.
Do you want him to suffer?
should i?
After how he backstabbed Bootsy and Mike? Yes.
I havent dived into any behind the scenes lore that i see circulated because i know ill probably agree with all the hate and it will ruin my enjoyment of what i actually do want to rewatch sometimes.
Careful now, anon. Openly admitting you're a moron riles those dangerous redditors up something fierce.
Ignorance is bliss
James kicked out a windows and fell to the ground screaming when a bus driver complained about James not telling anyone he wouldn't be riding the sped bus one afternoon. James tried to drown himself in front of his mom after he got kicked out of college for filming his roommates starting fire in their dorm. James' wife gave him an ultimatum after the movie filming ended and forced him to get her pregnant, which took all his time away from editing the movieband he burnt himself out. His daughter almost didn't survive birth so he became obsessed with fatherhood and further neglected cinemassacre. Now he is so lazy that he hired a company to write and edit his videos for him, and he only reads scripts in front of a camera that is fixed in one angle because he doesn't feel like moving it and the lights he set up. His editor quit last week and now he is completely screwed.
>James' wife gave him an ultimatum after the movie filming ended and forced him to get her pregnant
>he became obsessed with fatherhood
You may not like it but this is definitely better than filming 200th episode of a guy screaming curses because the game is bad
No you don't understand I watched his guy screaming curses because the game is bad videos A LOT, that should be more important to him than his relationship with some woman he married.
Yeah that's the one criticism I don't understand, mock him for being an incompetent moron all you want but prioritizing your children is very respectable.
A good father prioritizes his career so that he can provide for his children.
You have no children and no career, just like the rest of the truthers. Unless your father abandoned you for his career, which would explain the weird fixation. Ultimately, who are you to say?
>prioritizes his career
Which he has. Has he been making stupid movies that get less than 10k views this last decade or has he kept making AVGN and taking sponsorships. You gays were more honest fifteen years ago when you would just constantly be asking for AVGN to be weekly.
>he backstabbed Bootsy and Mike
Who cares about those guys? They're the lowest on the totempole, the balls on the dick.
Mike is /ourguy/. Bootsy is like a dad Cinemaphile never had.
Mike is making more money screaming at video games on twitch than James is from videos at this point
Mike can go frick himself, but yeah Bootsy got done dirty
Makes me wonder why James doesn't stick up for Kieran. He saved his ass during the Monster Madness plagiarism debacle.
James has a long history of throwing his friends under the bus, why would he be any different for an employee?
He just improved over time. Remember episode 200 part 2 when he’s the “surfin’ nerd”? He sings the surfin bird song but replace it with surfin nerd and then he goes :0 WHOOOOOA and crashes his surfboard into that water lol. I dare you to try to name even one joke in the older boringer episodes that even comes close to that level of pure wit and humor
Holy shit it's fricking real, the cuck actually unsneedonically ripped off fricking Family Guy of all things.
I'm normally a fairly braindead, easy to please consoomer. The vegas episode was one of the few actually produced (meaning, not like some random gore or cringe video) things that I've simply had to turn off in the middle because I thought it was so terrible. I even watched the whole of that American Dad episode where Stan starts a professional Overwatch team.
For me it’s “I wanna nail Roger Rabbit to the fricking cross”
So who's going to write his scripts for him now that the caveman is gone? Chatgpt?
According to Kieran 2022 AVGN was Mike, James and Kieran. So all that they need is another McEditor to slap James' VO onto Mike's gameplay.
Did he ever solve the riddle of where his fricking hair went?
Remember when James was Batman and Mike was Joker and Batman stuck all them games up Joker's ass that shit was so epic
I hate this bald c**t so fricking much it's unreal.
Balls on the dick.
James has turned into such a fricking turd, it's crazy that I used to idolize him.
Anything before the movie
This. I remember people saying it was getting shit years before the movie, but the movie was the real turning point. That's when the quality dropped significantly and great episodes became the exception rather than the rule.
AVGN has never been funny.
I think his episodes would be funnier if they were written by ChatGP
there are seasons?
like with the simpsons I just think of them as years or identifiable eras
You're telling me Sly is aware of this thread?
Who the frick is this goober?
James Rolfe
A (real) filmmaker that has made a bunch of documentaries relating to Rocky. He became close friends with Sly over the years. Makes me wonder why James doesn't just become a documentary filmmaker instead. He could easily get interviews with industry legends.
just commented on james' first video posing as a time-traveller of some contrived type telling him to reconsider his future
I don't like it when normies make fun of James.
Its true though, its time to pull the trigger
Pull what trigger? You'd still complain that he took the virgin way out by shaving his hair
The trigger on his ruger, killing his b***h wife and giving him freedom. Hus hairline would probably regrow with the stress she causes him.
Shaving your head trigger. Its not a virgin move, what incel told you that? Shaved head is kino. No prep, easy wash, easy self haircuts, save money, and if you are balding, it helps hide that too. Some people do look alien with no hair though, so the shape of your head should be factored in.
homie needs a peehole on top of that dickskull.
A balding nerd would make sense for his age. If he had the self confidence it would contribute to the aesthetic. Instead he tries to wear cooler looking shirts with short enough sleeves to show off his tattoo, in addition to the combover. He looks pathetic
Yeah, never made any sense to make the Nerd a celebrity everyone loves in the movie.
guys out here thinking shaving their head will turn them into heisenburg
The dick tracy episode might be my favorite just because the anger seems so much more real than pretty much any other episode.
imagine being obsessed over some other homie's hair
>no time
>no hair
Pottery.
Bald on the dick
even here he's pulling half a cuck face
Seasons 2 to 4 are all certified kino's
the obsession with this guy is beyond pathetic. jesus christ
you are a grown man and spend half of your day posting this e-celeb bullshit gossip. it's embarrassing
Punished Kieran. A slob denied his job.
i don't know what any of this means you dumb e-eceleb obsessed homosexual
And you're a grown man complaining about it on Cinemaphile.
i have to, because you lack any self-awareness
There's nothing wrong with deriving entertainment from watching some autist
go insane and frick his life up, it's just irl kino instead of fake kino.
if that's how you want to spend your time. it's pretty sad
>says the guy posting on Cinemaphile
I'm having fun and keking while you're impotently crying, I don't think I'm the sad one bro.
your "having fun" consists of gossiping like a soccer mom about some e-celeb's hairline
yes, and? never understood this argument
are you now in toddler tantrum mode where you just respond with "no, u" all the time?
look, all i did was point out how absolutely and utterly pathetic you are, how you completely lack self awareness and how you spend your whole day gossiping about some e-celeb homosexuals life, calling him sad and pathetic, while not realizing how sad and pathetic your own behaviour is
Lmao
>One anon enjoying their time
>The other anon is mad typing this
Which anon would you rather be?
>Why yes, I do laugh when I see James Rolfe's hairline. How could you tell?
I bet he's praying every day that Chris Chan gets out of jail so the cyber stalkers focus on him again
Trooners malding ITT
>local failer director can't even direct suicidal people off the golden gate bridge
douge won
I love Douge. It's sad that his last couple of videos with James were ruined by the slobs.
board james or black hole of board games?
Early Board James > Early Black Hole > Late Board James > Late Black Hole
vinny should tell james where to get good hair plugs.
holy shit vinny is bald?
favourite bimmy moment? for me its FIVE OV UM
I loved Rental Reviews it was so bad. How mad it made all these parasocial rejects who worship AVGN was just gravy.
While the VHS store in the basement is cool, wouldn't it make more sense to use that same space as the AVGN set?
Any of the early vids that focused on specific hardware, and also the Swordquest Atari games. That being said I stopped watching after R.O.B.
>Captcha: AVGPG
Goddamn, going bald is a death sentence.
>only 20k views per video
>less than 100 dollars in ad revenue per video
>Cinemassacre is declining
>Mike will soon force Erin to get a real job
>ad revenue
Are you from the past?
Her videos usually don't have sponsors. Not sure about twitch donations and Patreon. Wouldn't shock me if simps give her large donations.
Mike will get rid of Erin soon, word is her butthole is very loosened up already from all the fisting sessions.
>are you now in toddler tantrum mode where you just respond with "no, u" all the time?
>look, all i did was point out how absolutely and utterly pathetic you are, how you completely lack self awareness and how you spend your whole day gossiping about some e-celeb homosexuals life, calling him sad and pathetic, while not realizing how sad and pathetic your own behaviour is
>i am not mad, you are
i am just pointing out how pathetic you people are, that's all. i am doing this because you lack self-awareness
Turn off the computer bro.
why not follow your own advice? it would work wonders for you. maybe you can even go a whole day without obsessing over some e-celeb's hairline?
k
Just shut off the computer and walk away my man, you're only making yourself mad.
Alright, thanks for letting us know. Anything else?
yes. repeat after me: "i used to make fun of some e-celeb on the internet. i used to do this all day. i kept pointing out what a loser he is and how bad his hairline was, without realizing that i had spent my whole day doing this. i lacked the self-awareness of realizing how i, a loser, was calling someone else a loser. but after some kind anon pointed this out to me, i saw the errors of my ways and changed for the better. thanks anonymous anon for showing me the way."
k bro
No, you are REEEEEEEEEEing over people liking things that you dont like.
>yes. repeat after me: "i used to make fun of some e-celeb on the internet. i used to do this all day. i kept pointing out what a loser he is and how bad his hairline was, without realizing that i had spent my whole day doing this. i lacked the self-awareness of realizing how i, a loser, was calling someone else a loser. but after some kind anon pointed this out to me, i saw the errors of my ways and changed for the better. thanks anonymous anon for showing me the way."
LEAVE BIMMY ALONE! IM SERIOUS!
I know James is objectively a piece of shit, but I still can't help but like him. He just has a certain charm.
>you know who we are? you have any idea who the frick we are? We are the r/cinemassacretruth gang, fighting the good fight to bring down J*mes. He messed with the bull by not making quality content with the """"excuse"""" that he has a family now, so he gets the horns. He OWES me videos for the rest of eternity while I scream about his hairline and how his wife gets fricked by Black folk every day and hour. I DESERVE this. I NEED this. J*mes must fricking pay for his arrogance, me and all of my 100 friends agree with me on reddit. You are small time, cuck.
Based Chuddie
>tfw the troothers just hit 20k
Amazin'
I miss 2021, shit was peak slob moronation with moments like Kieran getting drunk and saying he wanted to kill anyone who criticized his videos. Another stand out moment was Tobey from Honk the boobies going onto the subreddit and losing a fight against ten redditors.
You got a video link for the drunk stuff?
Here are some videos:
https://streamable.com/ko5d23
https://streamable.com/eac1qc
Also here is a bonus twitter spergout: https://imgur.com/a/qYeOqs8
Kek this moron is ITT with us right now isn't he?
He's most likely the one drinking and raging here as usual. You'd think he would move on after quitting.
wasn't even into nerd culture but 'found' avgn from a video some guy spliced with the 'angry german kid screaming at his PC' video that was doing the rounds att a million or so yrs ago
>Amazin
I said that and I look like that.
If you’re from Reddit, just frick off. You Black folk are cringe. A crusade against an irrelevant YouTuber? Please.
>Hop on, brother - we're retaking Cinemassacre!
I’m not alone in thinking you Redditors are moronic. Everyone here actually from Cinemaphile sees it. It’s not only pathetic on your part, but boring. Bimmy, the hair, his kids, the slobs, whatever. It’s very tired. Admit you’re a fan and move on.
I've been coming here since 2006 and I lurk the truth reddit and I don't care that it makes you upset. Now go and seethe, my son.
So you’re not only old as frick, but you admit to being a Redditor. A Reddit obsessed with an irrelevant YouTuber because he’s not as good as he was 15 years ago. I’m not the one doing any seething. Like I said, pathetic, yet you think you’re on any high ground. Go back.
Yep. Does that make you upset? *starts stroking myself* Tell me how upset it makes you.
>Yep. Does that make you upset? *starts stroking myself* Tell me how upset it makes you.
NTA but why are you so invested in defending a channel that hasn't been funny in over 5 years?
Why are you so obsessed with hating a YouTube channel that hasn’t even been relevant in over 10 years?
Laughing at three fat lolcows is fun. Now can you answer my question, why are you so invested in defending a channel that hasn't been funny in over 5 years?
That’s not a good enough answer. I think we’re getting closer to the root. Are you just a hurt fan?
Anon, laughing at fat people is its own reward. Now answer the question, why are you so invested in defending a channel that hasn't been funny in over 5 years?
Laughing at them for years though? To even know of him, you must’ve been a fan at some point. Let’s keep going, I think we’re covering new ground here.
>you actually love Hitler!
To even know who he is, it requires some sort of knowledge. It’s a bit niche. It seems somewhere along the way, you were hurt by something. Let’s delve deeper. The hate started when “Bimmy” had children?
If you laugh at someone then you hate them
You must be a leftist.
An entire Reddit dedicated to him? It sounds like a strong emotion. Am I touching a nerve yet? Could it be prioritizing family over his fans caused the hate? Would a quality decline in the videos be enough to warrant such hatred toward Bimmy?
There are two reddits dedicated to him actually. It's just that only one is relevant these days.
Guys I think
is right, the caveman wandered out of cave and ITT.
Please don't bring back this gay gimmick after it's been dormant for a while now
>stop calling me out!
Stop drinking and raging on the internet.
>*jerks myself harder and starts moaning*
Mmmmmm that's good seethe.
>>*jerks myself harder and starts moaning*
>Mmmmmm that's good seethe.
Wrong board
>*tweezes my micropenis*
Keep going bro I'm almost there.
I think I'd coom instantly if I saw that.
>>*tweezes my micropenis*
>t. actually admitting this
Low T homosexual lmao
i could walk in on James taking dick up the ass from Bugs Bunny and it still wouldnt be as gay as you are acting.
these threads are filled with unironic trooner redditors. what a cancer
of course Cinemaphile is mostly fat middle-aged losers
zoomers don't watch AVGN or care about stupid games from the 80s/90s
>thinly veiled AVGN thread
Crazy Castle > Rob > all other kino episodes > all mediocre episodes (1-100) > all mediocre episodes (101-200+) > all shitty episodes
It's peak autism to differentiate AVGN as "seasons".
>Comfiest AVGN season ?
Either 2 or 3, which was peak-AVGN imo.
I want James Rolfe to suffer.
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how many of you c**ts even legit played an 8-bit system as a kid?
vaguely recall my parents renting a sega master system to distract me during a religious process for my older brother
I never did, that's part of why early AVGNs were interesting to me. He had a different experience and it was entertaining to hear him tell stories about his childhood and stuff I knew nothing about. Then for some reason he started thinking that making soi faces and saying poopoo was the main reason people liked his vids.
When he pulled a bottle of beer out of that huge ass atari. I literally busted out laughing. I think it's been slowly downhill after that.
Slubolution
Imagine this is what your son becomes, no wife, no children, and living like a poster boy for man children. No wonder his father chose to die of cancer.
If I were Kieran's father and I got cancer, I would thank God the nightmare was about to end.
Kieran knows his father was ashamed of him and that's why Kieran drinks and wants to murder anyone who reminds him of this fact
I wonder why reddit blames us for harassing him
Did that fat fricking moron really post his info here? Kek.
Because they can't take credit for it because it'd be cause to shut down their sub.
>come onto Cinemaphile
>post info about yourself including photos of face
>instantly get made fun of for being a worthless fat frick
What the frick did this idiot think was going to happen?
Is looking slovenly a requirement to work at Screenwave? What would happen if a slender and well-kempt person applied?
The slobs actually used to look human but their job requires them to live like 12 years old and their 40 year old metabolism can't handle it
>The slobs actually used to look human
proofs?
>they went from semi nerdy 6/10s - 7/10s to 2/10s and 1/10s
Tony is the only one who looked normal. And he somehow became arguably the most disgusting.
Pre-Screenwave
Interesting.
kek
bye goy!
I still don't know what AVGN is and I honestly don't give a flying frick.
*leaves thread
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James is so cool
>Kieran got fired for transphobia
Insider here. That's the REAL reason he got fired.
Imagine if Kieran and a truther troony killed each other, that'd be swell.