Comfy movies you never knew existed until recently

For me its the time machine (2002). I watches it on a whim the other night and loved it.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Who are you to question 800000 years of evolution?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Morlock ass homie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who was in the wrong?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Guy pearce for being so hot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is why the movie is better than the book. I was really disappointed when these guys weren't in the book

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They were weren’t they? They just didn’t have a leader like they did in the film as i understand?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In the books it's just the surface people (who are all midgets) and the monster guys that attack them. The super intelligent race that masterminds it all don't exist in the book

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They refer to the “super intelligent race” as “uber-morlocks” so i has assumed that they were the same species just different castes. Are they totally different species?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's been a while since I've seen the movie, but they look completely different so I assume that they are different species that had a common ancestor in humans

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I mean to say there were the Eloi, (surface browns) Morlocks, (regular morlock grunts) and Uber-Morlocks (super intelligent humanoid Morlocks with telepathic abilities).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember any "uber" one being in the books. In any case, there never was any scene where he meets such an entity and they have a whole philosophical conversation. That was only in the movie, unfortunately

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I was just looking at the wikipedia i dont think any of that js really brought up in the movie but i did read that the book didn’t have any character like that which seems like a weird decision to me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't even in the original movie, it was just a thing added to the remake like that AI librarian.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'd swear those were the guys from the old Planet of Apes movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >HE'S ELRIC
      >THE DRAGON PRINCE
      >THE ETERNAL CHAMPIIIOOONN!
      >HE'S ELRRIIC
      >THE DRAGON PRINCE
      >THE DRAGONLORD OF DESTRUUCTIOOONN!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is like if you took Arthas and made him even edgier, the shitty Iron Maiden song just makes it worse

        nice artwork though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >even THOUGH Arthas was just temu Elric

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the perfect actor to be casted as Kain from the soul reaver series

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK YEAH!!!!!!
        If they get the original writer they could definitely adapt a hit series.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its ok, it is. The older ones are better imo.
    To contribute, The Three Musketeers is an amazingly comfy film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember old Cinemaphile used to post this movie a lot for some reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Oliver Reed Three Musketeers is superior. It has an outstanding cast.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        honestly I like them all, even the newest one is charming in its own way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >names don't line up with their headshots

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also
      >The Man in the Iron Mask

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not the best movie but has some fun scenes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. It’s nothing special but it’s comfy and I’ve had a thing for early 2000’s movies recently. I liked a lot of the settings. Cool concept as well.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any other early 2000's movies that have the same vibe as this as Planet o The Apes (2001)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah good movie. People did not like it when it came out at the time as i vaguely remember.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Van Helsing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Love van helsing. I also love those underworld movies so much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I considered the exact nature of those two films you gave as reference. Not strictly early 2000s, but:
      >Lost in Space
      >What Dreams May Come
      >Bicentennial Man
      >1997 Robinson Crusoe with Brosnan
      >Seven Years in Tibet
      >Riverworld
      Maybe even throw in AI: Artificial Intelligence in there. I hope someone else sees the pattern and knows to recommend less known films that fit.

      The director on the Time Machine had a nervous breakdown and Gore Verbinksi had to finish the movie. It's a huge mess of a film and it clearly loses momentum when he goes forward in time and loses his time machine, but it has IMMENSE creativity, and the ending is perfection.

      Poor Simon Wells probably had another breakdown when Mars Needs Moms bombed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        optimistic, adventurous films

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like the old ones. The new ones just have an animal on the cover. Boring...

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      QRD?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        funny. meta.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how i meta your mother

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's called welcome to the jungle in aus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rock's first jungle movie

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching this when I was a kid and liking it. I thought Samantha Mumba was a cutie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hot monke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember they tried to push Mumba so hard. I think Zoe Saldana ended up taking her spotlight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically thought it was Zoe Saldana.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were really trying to get white guys to go for black girls but it never worked

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    V. comfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12sZT_f3vwI
      Made up language chanting comfy as frick

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I find it comfy, im not sure if most people do. It’s also spielbergs best movie since jurassic park.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same no idea why. Its bleak but surprisingly comfy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its amazing how unbiased that movie was considering the director and hollywood. It was kind of just a retelling events that made both sides look bad iirc. Spielbergs best work

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dave was a success. Reached number one it' second weekend,and got an Oscar nomination for best screenplay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What if Aaron Sorkin but competent people keeping him on a choke chain.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think I’m a lot smarter than i am and i love aaron sorkin. How about that chud?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only the beginning is good. When he arrives at the lame future, the movie falls apart.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t say it falls apart necessarily but it’s definitely not as good. I also loved the setting in the beginning it was sad to see them move away from it.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Check out Zoomology 2006

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a damn shame that Time Machine never made it to Blu-ray. It's not a perfect movie but I always enjoyed the hell out of it. It's one of the few DVDs that I actually keep on a shelf, vs just sitting in storage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a bluray release on torrent sites

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It DID get a blu ray in 2021. It's like $13 on Amazon

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t remember a thing about this but i do remember enjoying it. I’ll have to rewatch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t remember a thing about this but i do remember enjoying it. I’ll have to rewatch

      Gerard Depardieu absolutely steals the show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best stealth 3 Musketeers movie

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a mini series but idgaf it fits all the criteria other than that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      loved reading this book when i went to the library

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      never knew they made this huh I loved those books

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I loved it. I was also like 8 at the time so it’s probably shit but also comfy

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Goes back in time to prevent a bad future for a small tribe of humans.
    >Doesn't go even further back to stop the downfall of all humanity.
    The future looked pretty good too before the moon frickup. Not some crime ridden shithole.
    Is brown pussy really that good?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    B’d and r’d

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the big fight at the end when he throws the molotov wienertail that the actor didn't know how hot the bottle was going to be so he ends up dropping early cause he burned himself. It looks really wonky.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's the point, it's pure trash kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        experienced kino makers leave in that stuff to give the scenes some authenticity

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    somewhat related to the OP but not really.

    Anyone know of a "journey to the center of the earth" movie that came out in what I assume was the 90s that had some kind of weird little stingray type creatures?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nvm, found it.
      That didn't take much looking.

      looks like a fricking power rangers movie or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's a couple versions of this I've never heard of. One from the 80's with some yeti-looking thing and one from the 70's that looks interesting.

        In the books it's just the surface people (who are all midgets) and the monster guys that attack them. The super intelligent race that masterminds it all don't exist in the book

        Wasn't there a bunch of stuff from his original notes he didn't use that they incorporated into it? Seem to recall that from an older thread.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Wasn't there a bunch of stuff from his original notes he didn't use that they incorporated into it?
          Would not surprise me. It felt very HG Wells which is why I was surprised that it didn't feature in the book

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I can't find anything to back that up so I must be conflating it with something else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nvm, found it.
      That didn't take much looking.

      looks like a fricking power rangers movie or something.

      I'm in the middle of watching this. That's the one with the yeti thing, not the other. So there's like 8 movies with that name.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Young me never forgave Hollywood for portraying the Eloi as a bunch of fricking Black folk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were hippy midgets in the book which is way stupider

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was gay and i did roll my eyes at it i will say that. I was kind of expecting it for whatever reason though every future scenario in hollywood portrays a bunch of vaguely brown midgets. Especially if it’s supposed to be some sort of utopia with no violence.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the book the aristocracy become too soft from never having to work for anything so they eventually degrade into primitive herbivores while the underclass evolve into predators. It's really fricked up because the time traveler goes forward enough in time to see the world decay into nothing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would the earth be able to sustain life with the moon being destroyed and in pieces above us?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why wouldn't it be able to? you just need an atmosphere

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tides and shit? idk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          women would stop getting their periods, their ability to reproduce is derived from the moon (primordial mother goddess)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            :0

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think tides is what keeps ocean currents going and that in a way serves as a cooling system for a planet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but they always leave out the time he went kind of in between the futures where he gets drugged and arrested

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does it compare to the 1960 one?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t say I’ve never seen the 1960 version tbh but i really enjoyed it. There are some changes from the book in this one I’m not sure if that’s the same for the 60s.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The 1960 version is just as bad. Really Hollywood has fumbled the ball with the book...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        1960 one is worth a watch just for the special effects which were groundbreaking at the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I prefer the 1960 version.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The 2003 version is better. Much stronger character writing and the inclusion of the uber morlock makes the final act much more satisfying. Hell, the morlocks only have a few minuts of screentime in the 60s version. Most of it is just the main guy fricking around with the eloi.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never seen another fast and furious but this one is ridiculously comfy. It makes me want to live in tokyo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pass the froyo

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
    >machine stays in one place
    moronic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT TIME WOULD YOU GO?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not WHEN?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >WHEN TIME WILL YOU GO?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >WHEN WILL YOU GO TO?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              assuming "WHEN WILL YOU GO" (to the theater to see this film, and also what time will you enter into the H.G. Wells' The Time Machine (1895)) is too spicy for audiences of course

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                WHEN WILL YOU GO (to the theater to see this film, and also what time will you enter into the H.G. Wells' The Time Machine (1895)) would look great on a poster

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                true but I'd use at least two different fonts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >WHAT TIME IS IT?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >TO WHAT TIME WOULD YOU GO?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You've have been visited by the movie of pure awesome. Download it now and watch it or your mother will die in her sleep.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked this a lot as a kid but I don't remember much and it looks pretty moronic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You need to listen to your inner kid. Dragons vs Tanks. What's not to like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based i really don’t know if I’ve ever actually watched this all the way through.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When they are hunting the dragons, it is the best part.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The whole angels bit is fricking badass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      late night cable kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need to listen to your inner kid. Dragons vs Tanks. What's not to like?

      Matthew Mcconaughey's best role.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw this in theaters and it was kino can't remember much though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      McConaughey x Bale kino

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never knew it existed and is one of my favorite comfy movies of all time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Before he went crazy. Also, his who done it, where everyone wakes up in a warehouse and nobody remembers anything. It was freefire before freefire.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Before he went crazy
        you need to go back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      speak quickly outlander, or go away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      best Beowulf movie in existence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, never seen this. I shall rectify this shortly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >made early enough that the whole cast is white
      >beautiful virgin tomboy red head love interest
      >Jim Caviezel as space Beowulf
      >anti-expansionist message without the noble savage myth
      >shows importance of father figures
      insanely based movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >this is your brain on inhaling your own farts

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I believe theres a sequel in the works that will 100% suck wiener and not hold a candle to the first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Legit had a nightmare because of this. Weisz was great as a new spectator to the occult. The lead singer of bush as a demon was a cool cameo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is the light part of that image purposefully shaped like Palestine?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would highly doubt it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, because prophet Mohammed (Mehmet) burns in Hell in christian theology, and Constantine is heavily christian themed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are many Christian holy sites in Palestine, and many Palestinians are Christian. Fricking Amerifat eductaion

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I'm american but even I knew that but I'm prob above average smart. Bethlehem is in the west bank and last christmas they had to cancel shit because of the war.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Canceling Christmas is mild by Israeli standards. They are bombing the shit out of the Churches in gaza. These are churches that are older than their fake ass country

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I knew about that too, christian ancient sites and stuff, it's really sad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody cares about the detailed intricacies of your shithole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      first one is too fricking boring, the only truly good scene is the last segment with stormare

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hell scene was cool iirc. Its such a cool concept for a movie it is a shame it couldn’t have been better.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    80's creature features set in small towns is one of my go to comfy movies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is she gonna frick that bug?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Had a shameful early fap to remembering the video cover for this once I got home from Blockbuster.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bro it's a total bait and switch the lingerie girl is barely in the movie I was so pissed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seen Eight Legged Freaks?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        of course
        it has peak scarjo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah
          her peak was in The Man That Wasn't There

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this flick might as well be subtitled The Comfening. It's made of pure comfonium for sure.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised this flopped tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely think mostly because of the title. It is exactly what it was, but can the unwashed population really be expected to know of, let alone remember, one of the original pulp serials?

      Really good movie, too. Such a shame.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The tso vague as to be unintelligableitle was stupid, the marketing was confusing, and the story and worldbuilding were too dense for general audiences. And it just wasn't very good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This has been the theory for why it flopped, at least here, for many years now and it’s probably true. I know it was true for me at the time. For whatever reason i had thought it was like the second in a series of movies or something i just had no idea what is was and didn’t care to find out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be surprised. Not in the last 20+ years. There was no real lead up to it in any way, and it is way too far removed in time from the original source stuff for anyone to remember the original stuff.

      Since it is not immediately a piece of shit like Fast & Furious, or one of the other action meat-head garbage trucks, it wasn't ever going to make a real splash.

      It's like Marvel or DC. At any time, but especially now. If the story handles anything more difficult than a Robert Downey Junior performance, then it's out the window.

      You have had successive decades of trash like Jerry Springer and Transformers, shitty anime, take your pick. So the customer base becomes majorly moronic as far as demanding better products, though it is slowly making a comeback even on that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be. The move was greatly held back by the fact they turned into a more tame affair. They wanted to do a Barsoom movie, but remove all the nudity and gore from it and this is what you get. The green martians and Woola were well done. The special effects in general were wery good. Kitch as lead was a poor choise though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ynr they tried to make Taylor Kitsch a thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >let's make an ridiculously expensive movie based on an ip nobody remembers

      What was disney smoking during that time?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the biggest flaw of this movie is turning the lone ranger into a pansy
        so both characters became comedic reliefs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorite movies of the last 15 years. Can't believe how bad Yidsney fricked it up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the protagonist was a confederate soldier if I remember right
        I'm surprised yidsney even let it happen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorite movies of the last 15 years. Can't believe how bad Yidsney fricked it up

      and this one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am still confused why the frick it flopped. It's a good adventure flick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people think he has leading man it factor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then I guessed you weren't watching it. It was a boring slog with uninspired action and, much worse, a male lead with negative charisma. Add to this how both they've neutered all the fun part about source material and how the source material is like the cornerstone of fantasy and sci-fi, so it was done to death over past 90 years, and the real question is: what they were thinking when trying to make this movie happen. Because it's a monumental slog that's one of the biggest flops ever made and it should be clear to anyone while making it that this is crazy

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never knew it existed till he murdered that woman
    better than most batman movies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the 30's setting so much it lead me to discover others

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How did this get made? podcast does a great episode on this movie. Why does sky captin love to drink milk of magnesia?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this movie was terrible but I watched it with a date who gave me a brain warping blowjob after. that's the only thing I remember about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lenscap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This movie is the definition of style over substance. It fails at pulp, it fails at regular adventure, it fails at being engaging past the opening robot mayhem. But then I recall how much the studio fricked over the two guys that made it happen, just to not pay them measly 200k for their trouble, and that does bring a spark of a sympathy to otherwise forgettable movie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Style IS substance, moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love how capeshitters still complain that studios "learned the wrong lesson" from Batman's success and started pumping out movie versions of old pulp characters instead of making more superhero flicks, but now they got their wish and all those 90s Batman clones seem a lot more interesting than anything Marvel shits out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and now it's too late
        pulp is way to based to put on screen properly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who is the third guy?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Flash Gordon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The man of bronze could be could but he is a mary sue to the max.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Men & Women are not the same nor are they equal.
          Stop equating them with these leftist/feminist terms.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            More from a literary and screenwriting standpoint.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I see your Shadow and raise you a Phantom.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was just gonna post this
        Billy Zane is underrated
        not as an actor but still underrated

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Definitely.

          Also: Zorro.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the 40s Zorro is still better imo
            old swashbuckler movies are great cuz the actors really knew how to fence

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Those the ones I saw as a kid on late night TV. I wish swashbucklers made a comeback. Can't hate on Banderas as a lead though, even if he had doubles for the fencing parts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i was zorro for christmas like 3 years in a row as a kid because of this

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit halloween im losing my mind bros wtf lmfao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit halloween im losing my mind bros wtf lmfao

              Heh, nice. Zorro was always cool.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was just gonna post this
            Billy Zane is underrated
            not as an actor but still underrated

            comfy Bzane B movies huh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The last blockbuster not full of shitty cgi…

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I remember him as a demon in the jada pinkett tales from the crypt movie. Really went for it and swung for the fences.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can the Darkman join in?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >THE LACK OF SENSATION IS MAKING ME INSAAAAAANNNEEE

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            TAKE THE FRICKING ELEPHANT!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            His entire visage was damaged and he was already shown to have a temper.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Phantom 2040 is even better than Batman Beyond but its impossible to find in any decent quality.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Phantom 2040
          You aint wrong there. I can't find shit outside Youtube.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've been watching it on Pluto lately. It's also on Freevee. The style's so weird I can't tell what the quality actually is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So I started watching it on YT. Weird show, and it vaguely reminds me of Aeon Flux. You don't see many cartoons with the Euro underground look any more. It's pretty much all just anime now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            peter chung (the guy who made aeon flux) drew the character designs for phantom 2040

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kristy Swanson and Catherine Zeta Jones were hot as frick in this movie

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people should more into the 30's and early 40s more
    there's some great gems that still hold up today
    we;; especially today given everything is mostly pozzed garbage with terrible quality overall due to diversity hires

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The original is much better

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is the definitive millenial underrated kino?
    I would say 13th Warrior.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Solid movie. Badass Viking death. Bonus points for Omar Shariff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      depends on what you mean by "underrated"
      because every man loves that movie along with pic related but both flopped in the box office but is widely known today

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would say "must have been hated by critics at the time". Which is pretty open, there are so many movies now considered classics that were called shit like "Alien clone" or "gross out".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I would say "must have been hated by critics at the time"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Master and Commander.

        btw don't read the books
        reddit loves it because of all the cuckoldry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick this is such a good movie. I had great taste in movies as a kid this was my shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > Americans couldn't handle being the historically accurate bad guys, so they changed it to a Frenchie.

        Still a great movie, but holy frick what a shit, revisionist country.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          who cares
          Russell Crowe is Australian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Master and Commander.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Solid movie. Badass Viking death. Bonus points for Omar Shariff.

      Lo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Solid movie. Badass Viking death. Bonus points for Omar Shariff.

        I’ve never seen this but i always thought the cover was cool as hell when i would see it in blockbuster.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Watch it now. You can't miss it. It will entertain the shit out of you for the entire runtime. It had the cast, the script and the budget.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Congo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no one has mentioned Armageddon
      you people make me sick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought this was a thread about hidden comfy gems
        But it seems that it's just a movie recommendations for zoomies thread

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ARMAGEDDON
        >HIDDEN GEM
        Yeah bro for me, my favorite hidden gem is Titanic.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pierce is very likeable, a great leading man but the movie is dogshit. The 1960 film is superior in every way and the effects have held up pretty well. It also stars an Australian leading man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not “dogshit” it’s not amazing either. It’s watchable with some good aspects. But yes Guy Pearce is great.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I watched it years ago and remembered liking it, but when I returned to it I was kind of shocked with how poorly written and uncreative it is. The beginning of the film is alright but it quickly declines.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Definitely nothing special and the beginning is the best for sure (and a lot of that for me had to do with the setting).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Have you seen the 1960 version?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have not but i saw you or some other anon say it was better so ill probably give it a watch at some point when im off this 2000s train

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know it's a meme to say the old one is better but in this case its true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Count of Monte Cristo adaptation he did in 02 was pretty good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The anime stands up as well.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    really cheesy but has a ton of sovl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly the kind of shit I’m all about watching right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lost me with the roastie larra croft wanna be love interest

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. didn't saw the actual movie
        >or played Tomb Raiders (except maybe the ones for zoomers)

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kate Beckinsale.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kate Beckinsale is insanely hot, but the thought that she dated that one freakish looking SNL guy (whatever the frick his name is Pete something) makes me unable to bear looking at her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You didn’t have to remind that was ever a thing anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It disturbs me at an extremely deep level. It's wrong. An affront to the Creator. Humiliation ritual (boomers were right)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I saw a picture of the daughter from the leftovers (cant remember the name she was in once upon a time in hollywood too) with cum on her face that came out during her dating pete davidson and it bothered me on a deep level

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Unironic humiliation ritual meant to convince men that if they act and dress like a baboon then beautiful women will like them

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The soundtrack was fricking badass.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've known this has existed for 10+ years. But it's peak comfy so idgaf about your rule OP

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good for you, anon.
    Pro-Tip Hint:
    One day, we might get a sequel with Pierce.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhat fun fact: the director is a great-grandson of H.G. Wells.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a really cool

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Time After Time
    >directed by Nicolas Meyer (Star Trek 2: Wrath of Kahn)
    >Jack the Ripper steals H.G. Wells' Time Machine and travels to 1970s San Francisco
    >H.G. Wells follows him into the future to stop him
    >some fun culture shock humor when H.G. Wells arrives in the future
    >Jack The Ripper finds himself at home in 1970s degeneracy
    >Malcolm McDowell as H.G. Wells, David Warner as Jack The Ripper, and Mary Steenburgen following in love with another time traveler
    >"The world has caught up with me...and surpassed me. 90 years ago, I was a freak. Today, I'm an amateur" - Jack The Ripper

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I found The Time Machine extremely fricking depressing just like that episode of Futurama

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paul W.S. Anderson is a huge fan of this movie. The lady who plays Jill Valentine is also in it. I think the film left a very strong impression, and I noticed the new Planet of the Apes seemed to be, you know, aping it, with the human hunting sequence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I noticed the new Planet of the Apes seemed to be, you know, aping it, with the human hunting sequence.
      Nah, that was taken straight from the original Planet of the Apes.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The director on the Time Machine had a nervous breakdown and Gore Verbinksi had to finish the movie. It's a huge mess of a film and it clearly loses momentum when he goes forward in time and loses his time machine, but it has IMMENSE creativity, and the ending is perfection.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Samantha Mumba is some kind of specific mutt I still haven't seen another of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zambian father, Irish mother.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, there's nothing but kino in this thread, amazing, here's my personal comfy movie

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They don't make em like they used to!
    Great film!

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk I they count as movies since they're 2 parter TV specials but the terry Pratchett BBC 'Going Postal' is very fun and adventurous.
    The others aren't as good sadly.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A place of joy, not of sorrow
    The ai librarian was the coolest grounded tech that seems like it might be nearby. Thankfully, someone will be able to tell me exactly where to find a book.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I love these types of movies that would be a total dumpster fire if it wasn't for the lead actor being kino.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >good music
    >good acting
    >plenty of humor
    >everyone hates the government

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn i forgot about PSH. He used to be one of my favorite actors I can’t believe his existence was totally forgotten by me until now.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peculiarities of the National Hunt (1995)

    Can't find in a good quality with English subtitles, sorry anon

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hell if we're going that route

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        48 Hours>>>BHC

        keyed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      48 Hours>>>BHC

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I watches it on a whim the other night and loved it.

    The first half of the movie is 10/10.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how come this isn't more widely known? it was superb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The epic showdown at the end when the Sorcerer, the Warlock, and The Wizard all see each other at the same time... frickin 'ell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Something to do with it opening at the same time as star wars or something like that i think? I seriously feel like i remember reading somewhere there was a very specific reason it was kind of a flop. Great movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1977 was a particularly great year for film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What

      Something to do with it opening at the same time as star wars or something like that i think? I seriously feel like i remember reading somewhere there was a very specific reason it was kind of a flop. Great movie

      said:
      The movie had a horrendous production cycle and many issues with making it happen, so when they did finish it, it was 500% over its initial budget and 15 months later than it should be delivered. But the studio still had confidence in it, so they've give it big release and marketing... except all that extended production time meant it went to premiere next to some small, indie movie about some space war or something.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watch this one, OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Great movie

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what a comfy thread

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I raise you "The Ghost and the Darkness" from 1996, amazing adventure-kino about two dudes hunting for lions in Africa, directed by Stephen Hopkins who also did Predator 2 (still the best sequel of the franchise) and some other 90s cult classics.
    I don't understand how this was panned in the 90s, it has a fascinating setting, nice creature effects with the psychopathic lions, great dialogue and top-performances by Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas.
    People and critics in the 90s really didn't know how good they had it...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Predator 2
      >best sequel
      Eh, it's a coin toss between it and the one with Brody, that came in 2010 I think. On bad day, 2 is better. On good day, the 2010 one is better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite "Great White Hunter" kino.
      I didn't like Predator 2.
      imo Predators was better and the only Predator sequel in my movie drive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >two bro dudes fighting lions
      >all muslims are cowards
      >colonialism is shown as great
      couldn't get more based!

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    None of the movies you responded to are on this list moron

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's funny how modern/woke movies has made all of those seem pure kino in comparison
    todays cinema is so unwatchable it actually made watching older movies even better

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of my faves

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the only anon who ever mentions this movie. It's "literally me" tier comfy kino.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2000's Time Machine
    >comfy
    There are may adjectives to describe that movie, but comfy is not one of them

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it blind first time, return to it on regular basis ever since

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one of those comfy "made for tv movie" vibe films. I know it was a theatrical release but it FEELS like a made for tv film

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's because it was originally intended to be a TV movie, then they got bigger budget.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting. I like the made for tv feeling. It's like it's not trying too hard, and just very easy going

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching "Exorcist: The Beginning" as a teen and it was a ridiculously funny comedy gold. Not long ago, I was talking about shitty Exorcist sequels and prequels with a friend and we both started to talk about the one starring Skarsgard, where he kept praising the movie. Eventually I learned there are two movies, done by the same crew, so I gave the other one a shot. It's nowhere near good, but it's actually a decent thriller on its own, with some really good acting in a movie that doesn't even deserve such class.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A very recent first time watch was The Great Train Robbery (1978). Thought it was great. I think I caught it on Pluto.tv while I had it on while working. I totally go sucked in and enjoyed it.

    Great heist movie with a good mix of humor and danger. The actors absolutely deliver. (Especially Lesley-Anne Down, you degenerate coomers will def goon out). I liked the costuming and sets.

    Highly recommend checking this out.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >BRAINSCAN
    >SLIGHTLY SHITTY
    I am going to murder you

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Itt
    Shitty movie tv tricked you into watching

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one's tricking you, dork. Read the synopsis on wikipedia if you care so much.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i still remember the moon scene despite it lasting like a minute and pretty much nothing else from the movie

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Peak McConaughey
      >Funny Steve Zhan
      >Penelope Cruz
      >Several plots mixing well
      >Heist
      >American Civil War
      >Bright and warm color palate
      >Confederate gold treasure
      >William Macy and Rainn Wilson
      >African warlord
      >French billionaire
      >Plague = Racism
      >Trains
      >Sahara desert
      >explosions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn’t this based on a book series? I’m kind of sad we didn’t get some sort of early 2000s pulp action serial revival series.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is TERRIBLE. The book is one of the best classics in history and almost nothing intriguing about the book is in this boring movie!!!!!

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watched this recently and found it quite comfy.

    > Starman: You are a strange species. Not like any other. And you'd be surprised how many there are. Intelligent but savage. Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you?
    >[Shermin nods]
    >Starman: You are at your very best when things are worst.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this before I got red pilled
    but now all I see is the gay atheist version of the God Emperor of Mankind.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good thread

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if it's comfy, but it sure is weird. Right up there with Zardoz for weird movies.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How has no one posted Maverick?
    >Fantastic cast
    >Maximum comfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it was your turn

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