For me its the time machine (2002). I watches it on a whim the other night and loved it.
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>Who are you to question 800000 years of evolution?
Morlock ass homie
who was in the wrong?
Guy pearce for being so hot
This is why the movie is better than the book. I was really disappointed when these guys weren't in the book
They were weren’t they? They just didn’t have a leader like they did in the film as i understand?
In the books it's just the surface people (who are all midgets) and the monster guys that attack them. The super intelligent race that masterminds it all don't exist in the book
They refer to the “super intelligent race” as “uber-morlocks” so i has assumed that they were the same species just different castes. Are they totally different species?
It's been a while since I've seen the movie, but they look completely different so I assume that they are different species that had a common ancestor in humans
I mean to say there were the Eloi, (surface browns) Morlocks, (regular morlock grunts) and Uber-Morlocks (super intelligent humanoid Morlocks with telepathic abilities).
I don't remember any "uber" one being in the books. In any case, there never was any scene where he meets such an entity and they have a whole philosophical conversation. That was only in the movie, unfortunately
Yeah I was just looking at the wikipedia i dont think any of that js really brought up in the movie but i did read that the book didn’t have any character like that which seems like a weird decision to me.
It wasn't even in the original movie, it was just a thing added to the remake like that AI librarian.
I'd swear those were the guys from the old Planet of Apes movies.
>HE'S ELRIC
>THE DRAGON PRINCE
>THE ETERNAL CHAMPIIIOOONN!
>HE'S ELRRIIC
>THE DRAGON PRINCE
>THE DRAGONLORD OF DESTRUUCTIOOONN!
This is like if you took Arthas and made him even edgier, the shitty Iron Maiden song just makes it worse
nice artwork though
>even THOUGH Arthas was just temu Elric
the perfect actor to be casted as Kain from the soul reaver series
FRICK YEAH!!!!!!
If they get the original writer they could definitely adapt a hit series.
Its ok, it is. The older ones are better imo.
To contribute, The Three Musketeers is an amazingly comfy film.
I remember old Cinemaphile used to post this movie a lot for some reason.
The Oliver Reed Three Musketeers is superior. It has an outstanding cast.
honestly I like them all, even the newest one is charming in its own way.
>names don't line up with their headshots
Also
>The Man in the Iron Mask
Not the best movie but has some fun scenes.
Agreed. It’s nothing special but it’s comfy and I’ve had a thing for early 2000’s movies recently. I liked a lot of the settings. Cool concept as well.
Any other early 2000's movies that have the same vibe as this as Planet o The Apes (2001)
Yeah good movie. People did not like it when it came out at the time as i vaguely remember.
Van Helsing
Love van helsing. I also love those underworld movies so much.
I considered the exact nature of those two films you gave as reference. Not strictly early 2000s, but:
>Lost in Space
>What Dreams May Come
>Bicentennial Man
>1997 Robinson Crusoe with Brosnan
>Seven Years in Tibet
>Riverworld
Maybe even throw in AI: Artificial Intelligence in there. I hope someone else sees the pattern and knows to recommend less known films that fit.
Poor Simon Wells probably had another breakdown when Mars Needs Moms bombed.
optimistic, adventurous films
I like the old ones. The new ones just have an animal on the cover. Boring...
QRD?
funny. meta.
how i meta your mother
It's called welcome to the jungle in aus
Rock's first jungle movie
I remember watching this when I was a kid and liking it. I thought Samantha Mumba was a cutie.
Hot monke
I remember they tried to push Mumba so hard. I think Zoe Saldana ended up taking her spotlight
I unironically thought it was Zoe Saldana.
They were really trying to get white guys to go for black girls but it never worked
V. comfy
This and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12sZT_f3vwI
Made up language chanting comfy as frick
I find it comfy, im not sure if most people do. It’s also spielbergs best movie since jurassic park.
Same no idea why. Its bleak but surprisingly comfy.
Its amazing how unbiased that movie was considering the director and hollywood. It was kind of just a retelling events that made both sides look bad iirc. Spielbergs best work
Dave was a success. Reached number one it' second weekend,and got an Oscar nomination for best screenplay.
>What if Aaron Sorkin but competent people keeping him on a choke chain.
I think I’m a lot smarter than i am and i love aaron sorkin. How about that chud?
only the beginning is good. When he arrives at the lame future, the movie falls apart.
I wouldn’t say it falls apart necessarily but it’s definitely not as good. I also loved the setting in the beginning it was sad to see them move away from it.
Check out Zoomology 2006
It's a damn shame that Time Machine never made it to Blu-ray. It's not a perfect movie but I always enjoyed the hell out of it. It's one of the few DVDs that I actually keep on a shelf, vs just sitting in storage.
There's a bluray release on torrent sites
It DID get a blu ray in 2021. It's like $13 on Amazon
I can’t remember a thing about this but i do remember enjoying it. I’ll have to rewatch
Gerard Depardieu absolutely steals the show
Best stealth 3 Musketeers movie
It’s a mini series but idgaf it fits all the criteria other than that
loved reading this book when i went to the library
never knew they made this huh I loved those books
I loved it. I was also like 8 at the time so it’s probably shit but also comfy
>Goes back in time to prevent a bad future for a small tribe of humans.
>Doesn't go even further back to stop the downfall of all humanity.
The future looked pretty good too before the moon frickup. Not some crime ridden shithole.
Is brown pussy really that good?
B’d and r’d
I remember the big fight at the end when he throws the molotov wienertail that the actor didn't know how hot the bottle was going to be so he ends up dropping early cause he burned himself. It looks really wonky.
That's the point, it's pure trash kino
experienced kino makers leave in that stuff to give the scenes some authenticity
somewhat related to the OP but not really.
Anyone know of a "journey to the center of the earth" movie that came out in what I assume was the 90s that had some kind of weird little stingray type creatures?
nvm, found it.
That didn't take much looking.
looks like a fricking power rangers movie or something.
There's a couple versions of this I've never heard of. One from the 80's with some yeti-looking thing and one from the 70's that looks interesting.
Wasn't there a bunch of stuff from his original notes he didn't use that they incorporated into it? Seem to recall that from an older thread.
>Wasn't there a bunch of stuff from his original notes he didn't use that they incorporated into it?
Would not surprise me. It felt very HG Wells which is why I was surprised that it didn't feature in the book
I can't find anything to back that up so I must be conflating it with something else.
I'm in the middle of watching this. That's the one with the yeti thing, not the other. So there's like 8 movies with that name.
Young me never forgave Hollywood for portraying the Eloi as a bunch of fricking Black folk.
They were hippy midgets in the book which is way stupider
It was gay and i did roll my eyes at it i will say that. I was kind of expecting it for whatever reason though every future scenario in hollywood portrays a bunch of vaguely brown midgets. Especially if it’s supposed to be some sort of utopia with no violence.
In the book the aristocracy become too soft from never having to work for anything so they eventually degrade into primitive herbivores while the underclass evolve into predators. It's really fricked up because the time traveler goes forward enough in time to see the world decay into nothing.
Would the earth be able to sustain life with the moon being destroyed and in pieces above us?
why wouldn't it be able to? you just need an atmosphere
Tides and shit? idk
women would stop getting their periods, their ability to reproduce is derived from the moon (primordial mother goddess)
:0
I think tides is what keeps ocean currents going and that in a way serves as a cooling system for a planet.
Yeah but they always leave out the time he went kind of in between the futures where he gets drugged and arrested
How does it compare to the 1960 one?
I can’t say I’ve never seen the 1960 version tbh but i really enjoyed it. There are some changes from the book in this one I’m not sure if that’s the same for the 60s.
The 1960 version is just as bad. Really Hollywood has fumbled the ball with the book...
1960 one is worth a watch just for the special effects which were groundbreaking at the time.
Personally I prefer the 1960 version.
The 2003 version is better. Much stronger character writing and the inclusion of the uber morlock makes the final act much more satisfying. Hell, the morlocks only have a few minuts of screentime in the 60s version. Most of it is just the main guy fricking around with the eloi.
I’ve never seen another fast and furious but this one is ridiculously comfy. It makes me want to live in tokyo.
pass the froyo
>WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
>machine stays in one place
moronic
>WHAT TIME WOULD YOU GO?
not WHEN?
>WHEN TIME WILL YOU GO?
>WHEN WILL YOU GO TO?
assuming "WHEN WILL YOU GO" (to the theater to see this film, and also what time will you enter into the H.G. Wells' The Time Machine (1895)) is too spicy for audiences of course
WHEN WILL YOU GO (to the theater to see this film, and also what time will you enter into the H.G. Wells' The Time Machine (1895)) would look great on a poster
true but I'd use at least two different fonts
>WHAT TIME IS IT?
>TO WHAT TIME WOULD YOU GO?
You've have been visited by the movie of pure awesome. Download it now and watch it or your mother will die in her sleep.
I liked this a lot as a kid but I don't remember much and it looks pretty moronic
You need to listen to your inner kid. Dragons vs Tanks. What's not to like?
Based i really don’t know if I’ve ever actually watched this all the way through.
When they are hunting the dragons, it is the best part.
The whole angels bit is fricking badass.
late night cable kino
Matthew Mcconaughey's best role.
I saw this in theaters and it was kino can't remember much though
McConaughey x Bale kino
never knew it existed and is one of my favorite comfy movies of all time
Before he went crazy. Also, his who done it, where everyone wakes up in a warehouse and nobody remembers anything. It was freefire before freefire.
>Before he went crazy
you need to go back
speak quickly outlander, or go away
best Beowulf movie in existence.
Ok, never seen this. I shall rectify this shortly.
>made early enough that the whole cast is white
>beautiful virgin tomboy red head love interest
>Jim Caviezel as space Beowulf
>anti-expansionist message without the noble savage myth
>shows importance of father figures
insanely based movie
>this is your brain on inhaling your own farts
I believe theres a sequel in the works that will 100% suck wiener and not hold a candle to the first.
Legit had a nightmare because of this. Weisz was great as a new spectator to the occult. The lead singer of bush as a demon was a cool cameo.
Is the light part of that image purposefully shaped like Palestine?
I would highly doubt it
No, because prophet Mohammed (Mehmet) burns in Hell in christian theology, and Constantine is heavily christian themed.
There are many Christian holy sites in Palestine, and many Palestinians are Christian. Fricking Amerifat eductaion
Yeah I'm american but even I knew that but I'm prob above average smart. Bethlehem is in the west bank and last christmas they had to cancel shit because of the war.
Canceling Christmas is mild by Israeli standards. They are bombing the shit out of the Churches in gaza. These are churches that are older than their fake ass country
Yeah I knew about that too, christian ancient sites and stuff, it's really sad.
Nobody cares about the detailed intricacies of your shithole
first one is too fricking boring, the only truly good scene is the last segment with stormare
Hell scene was cool iirc. Its such a cool concept for a movie it is a shame it couldn’t have been better.
80's creature features set in small towns is one of my go to comfy movies
Is she gonna frick that bug?
Had a shameful early fap to remembering the video cover for this once I got home from Blockbuster.
Bro it's a total bait and switch the lingerie girl is barely in the movie I was so pissed.
seen Eight Legged Freaks?
of course
it has peak scarjo
Nah
her peak was in The Man That Wasn't There
Yeah, this flick might as well be subtitled The Comfening. It's made of pure comfonium for sure.
I'm surprised this flopped tbh
I genuinely think mostly because of the title. It is exactly what it was, but can the unwashed population really be expected to know of, let alone remember, one of the original pulp serials?
Really good movie, too. Such a shame.
The tso vague as to be unintelligableitle was stupid, the marketing was confusing, and the story and worldbuilding were too dense for general audiences. And it just wasn't very good.
This has been the theory for why it flopped, at least here, for many years now and it’s probably true. I know it was true for me at the time. For whatever reason i had thought it was like the second in a series of movies or something i just had no idea what is was and didn’t care to find out.
Don't be surprised. Not in the last 20+ years. There was no real lead up to it in any way, and it is way too far removed in time from the original source stuff for anyone to remember the original stuff.
Since it is not immediately a piece of shit like Fast & Furious, or one of the other action meat-head garbage trucks, it wasn't ever going to make a real splash.
It's like Marvel or DC. At any time, but especially now. If the story handles anything more difficult than a Robert Downey Junior performance, then it's out the window.
You have had successive decades of trash like Jerry Springer and Transformers, shitty anime, take your pick. So the customer base becomes majorly moronic as far as demanding better products, though it is slowly making a comeback even on that.
Don't be. The move was greatly held back by the fact they turned into a more tame affair. They wanted to do a Barsoom movie, but remove all the nudity and gore from it and this is what you get. The green martians and Woola were well done. The special effects in general were wery good. Kitch as lead was a poor choise though.
>ynr they tried to make Taylor Kitsch a thing
>let's make an ridiculously expensive movie based on an ip nobody remembers
What was disney smoking during that time?
the biggest flaw of this movie is turning the lone ranger into a pansy
so both characters became comedic reliefs
One of my favorite movies of the last 15 years. Can't believe how bad Yidsney fricked it up
the protagonist was a confederate soldier if I remember right
I'm surprised yidsney even let it happen
and this one
I am still confused why the frick it flopped. It's a good adventure flick.
Why do people think he has leading man it factor
Then I guessed you weren't watching it. It was a boring slog with uninspired action and, much worse, a male lead with negative charisma. Add to this how both they've neutered all the fun part about source material and how the source material is like the cornerstone of fantasy and sci-fi, so it was done to death over past 90 years, and the real question is: what they were thinking when trying to make this movie happen. Because it's a monumental slog that's one of the biggest flops ever made and it should be clear to anyone while making it that this is crazy
never knew it existed till he murdered that woman
better than most batman movies
I liked the 30's setting so much it lead me to discover others
How did this get made? podcast does a great episode on this movie. Why does sky captin love to drink milk of magnesia?
this movie was terrible but I watched it with a date who gave me a brain warping blowjob after. that's the only thing I remember about it.
Lenscap.
This movie is the definition of style over substance. It fails at pulp, it fails at regular adventure, it fails at being engaging past the opening robot mayhem. But then I recall how much the studio fricked over the two guys that made it happen, just to not pay them measly 200k for their trouble, and that does bring a spark of a sympathy to otherwise forgettable movie.
Style IS substance, moron.
I love how capeshitters still complain that studios "learned the wrong lesson" from Batman's success and started pumping out movie versions of old pulp characters instead of making more superhero flicks, but now they got their wish and all those 90s Batman clones seem a lot more interesting than anything Marvel shits out.
and now it's too late
pulp is way to based to put on screen properly
Who is the third guy?
Flash Gordon
The man of bronze could be could but he is a mary sue to the max.
Men & Women are not the same nor are they equal.
Stop equating them with these leftist/feminist terms.
More from a literary and screenwriting standpoint.
I see your Shadow and raise you a Phantom.
I was just gonna post this
Billy Zane is underrated
not as an actor but still underrated
Definitely.
Also: Zorro.
the 40s Zorro is still better imo
old swashbuckler movies are great cuz the actors really knew how to fence
Those the ones I saw as a kid on late night TV. I wish swashbucklers made a comeback. Can't hate on Banderas as a lead though, even if he had doubles for the fencing parts.
i was zorro for christmas like 3 years in a row as a kid because of this
Holy shit halloween im losing my mind bros wtf lmfao
Heh, nice. Zorro was always cool.
comfy Bzane B movies huh
The last blockbuster not full of shitty cgi…
I remember him as a demon in the jada pinkett tales from the crypt movie. Really went for it and swung for the fences.
Can the Darkman join in?
>THE LACK OF SENSATION IS MAKING ME INSAAAAAANNNEEE
TAKE THE FRICKING ELEPHANT!
His entire visage was damaged and he was already shown to have a temper.
Phantom 2040 is even better than Batman Beyond but its impossible to find in any decent quality.
>Phantom 2040
You aint wrong there. I can't find shit outside Youtube.
I've been watching it on Pluto lately. It's also on Freevee. The style's so weird I can't tell what the quality actually is.
So I started watching it on YT. Weird show, and it vaguely reminds me of Aeon Flux. You don't see many cartoons with the Euro underground look any more. It's pretty much all just anime now.
peter chung (the guy who made aeon flux) drew the character designs for phantom 2040
Kristy Swanson and Catherine Zeta Jones were hot as frick in this movie
people should more into the 30's and early 40s more
there's some great gems that still hold up today
we;; especially today given everything is mostly pozzed garbage with terrible quality overall due to diversity hires
The original is much better
What is the definitive millenial underrated kino?
I would say 13th Warrior.
Solid movie. Badass Viking death. Bonus points for Omar Shariff.
depends on what you mean by "underrated"
because every man loves that movie along with pic related but both flopped in the box office but is widely known today
I would say "must have been hated by critics at the time". Which is pretty open, there are so many movies now considered classics that were called shit like "Alien clone" or "gross out".
>I would say "must have been hated by critics at the time"
btw don't read the books
reddit loves it because of all the cuckoldry
Frick this is such a good movie. I had great taste in movies as a kid this was my shit.
> Americans couldn't handle being the historically accurate bad guys, so they changed it to a Frenchie.
Still a great movie, but holy frick what a shit, revisionist country.
who cares
Russell Crowe is Australian
Master and Commander.
Lo
I’ve never seen this but i always thought the cover was cool as hell when i would see it in blockbuster.
Watch it now. You can't miss it. It will entertain the shit out of you for the entire runtime. It had the cast, the script and the budget.
Congo
>no one has mentioned Armageddon
you people make me sick
I thought this was a thread about hidden comfy gems
But it seems that it's just a movie recommendations for zoomies thread
>ARMAGEDDON
>HIDDEN GEM
Yeah bro for me, my favorite hidden gem is Titanic.
Pierce is very likeable, a great leading man but the movie is dogshit. The 1960 film is superior in every way and the effects have held up pretty well. It also stars an Australian leading man.
It’s not “dogshit” it’s not amazing either. It’s watchable with some good aspects. But yes Guy Pearce is great.
I watched it years ago and remembered liking it, but when I returned to it I was kind of shocked with how poorly written and uncreative it is. The beginning of the film is alright but it quickly declines.
Definitely nothing special and the beginning is the best for sure (and a lot of that for me had to do with the setting).
Have you seen the 1960 version?
I have not but i saw you or some other anon say it was better so ill probably give it a watch at some point when im off this 2000s train
I know it's a meme to say the old one is better but in this case its true
The Count of Monte Cristo adaptation he did in 02 was pretty good.
The anime stands up as well.
really cheesy but has a ton of sovl.
This is exactly the kind of shit I’m all about watching right now.
lost me with the roastie larra croft wanna be love interest
>t. didn't saw the actual movie
>or played Tomb Raiders (except maybe the ones for zoomers)
Kate Beckinsale.
Kate Beckinsale is insanely hot, but the thought that she dated that one freakish looking SNL guy (whatever the frick his name is Pete something) makes me unable to bear looking at her
You didn’t have to remind that was ever a thing anon
It disturbs me at an extremely deep level. It's wrong. An affront to the Creator. Humiliation ritual (boomers were right)
I saw a picture of the daughter from the leftovers (cant remember the name she was in once upon a time in hollywood too) with cum on her face that came out during her dating pete davidson and it bothered me on a deep level
Unironic humiliation ritual meant to convince men that if they act and dress like a baboon then beautiful women will like them
The soundtrack was fricking badass.
I've known this has existed for 10+ years. But it's peak comfy so idgaf about your rule OP
Good for you, anon.
Pro-Tip Hint:
One day, we might get a sequel with Pierce.
Somewhat fun fact: the director is a great-grandson of H.G. Wells.
That’s a really cool
Time After Time
>directed by Nicolas Meyer (Star Trek 2: Wrath of Kahn)
>Jack the Ripper steals H.G. Wells' Time Machine and travels to 1970s San Francisco
>H.G. Wells follows him into the future to stop him
>some fun culture shock humor when H.G. Wells arrives in the future
>Jack The Ripper finds himself at home in 1970s degeneracy
>Malcolm McDowell as H.G. Wells, David Warner as Jack The Ripper, and Mary Steenburgen following in love with another time traveler
>"The world has caught up with me...and surpassed me. 90 years ago, I was a freak. Today, I'm an amateur" - Jack The Ripper
I found The Time Machine extremely fricking depressing just like that episode of Futurama
Paul W.S. Anderson is a huge fan of this movie. The lady who plays Jill Valentine is also in it. I think the film left a very strong impression, and I noticed the new Planet of the Apes seemed to be, you know, aping it, with the human hunting sequence.
>I noticed the new Planet of the Apes seemed to be, you know, aping it, with the human hunting sequence.
Nah, that was taken straight from the original Planet of the Apes.
The director on the Time Machine had a nervous breakdown and Gore Verbinksi had to finish the movie. It's a huge mess of a film and it clearly loses momentum when he goes forward in time and loses his time machine, but it has IMMENSE creativity, and the ending is perfection.
Samantha Mumba is some kind of specific mutt I still haven't seen another of.
Zambian father, Irish mother.
Wtf, there's nothing but kino in this thread, amazing, here's my personal comfy movie
They don't make em like they used to!
Great film!
Idk I they count as movies since they're 2 parter TV specials but the terry Pratchett BBC 'Going Postal' is very fun and adventurous.
The others aren't as good sadly.
A place of joy, not of sorrow
The ai librarian was the coolest grounded tech that seems like it might be nearby. Thankfully, someone will be able to tell me exactly where to find a book.
I love these types of movies that would be a total dumpster fire if it wasn't for the lead actor being kino.
>good music
>good acting
>plenty of humor
>everyone hates the government
Damn i forgot about PSH. He used to be one of my favorite actors I can’t believe his existence was totally forgotten by me until now.
Peculiarities of the National Hunt (1995)
Can't find in a good quality with English subtitles, sorry anon
kino
Hell if we're going that route
keyed
48 Hours>>>BHC
>I watches it on a whim the other night and loved it.
The first half of the movie is 10/10.
how come this isn't more widely known? it was superb
The epic showdown at the end when the Sorcerer, the Warlock, and The Wizard all see each other at the same time... frickin 'ell
Something to do with it opening at the same time as star wars or something like that i think? I seriously feel like i remember reading somewhere there was a very specific reason it was kind of a flop. Great movie
1977 was a particularly great year for film.
What
said:
The movie had a horrendous production cycle and many issues with making it happen, so when they did finish it, it was 500% over its initial budget and 15 months later than it should be delivered. But the studio still had confidence in it, so they've give it big release and marketing... except all that extended production time meant it went to premiere next to some small, indie movie about some space war or something.
watch this one, OP
Great movie
what a comfy thread
I raise you "The Ghost and the Darkness" from 1996, amazing adventure-kino about two dudes hunting for lions in Africa, directed by Stephen Hopkins who also did Predator 2 (still the best sequel of the franchise) and some other 90s cult classics.
I don't understand how this was panned in the 90s, it has a fascinating setting, nice creature effects with the psychopathic lions, great dialogue and top-performances by Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas.
People and critics in the 90s really didn't know how good they had it...
>Predator 2
>best sequel
Eh, it's a coin toss between it and the one with Brody, that came in 2010 I think. On bad day, 2 is better. On good day, the 2010 one is better
my favorite "Great White Hunter" kino.
I didn't like Predator 2.
imo Predators was better and the only Predator sequel in my movie drive.
>two bro dudes fighting lions
>all muslims are cowards
>colonialism is shown as great
couldn't get more based!
None of the movies you responded to are on this list moron
it's funny how modern/woke movies has made all of those seem pure kino in comparison
todays cinema is so unwatchable it actually made watching older movies even better
One of my faves
I'm the only anon who ever mentions this movie. It's "literally me" tier comfy kino.
>2000's Time Machine
>comfy
There are may adjectives to describe that movie, but comfy is not one of them
Watched it blind first time, return to it on regular basis ever since
one of those comfy "made for tv movie" vibe films. I know it was a theatrical release but it FEELS like a made for tv film
That's because it was originally intended to be a TV movie, then they got bigger budget.
Interesting. I like the made for tv feeling. It's like it's not trying too hard, and just very easy going
I remember watching "Exorcist: The Beginning" as a teen and it was a ridiculously funny comedy gold. Not long ago, I was talking about shitty Exorcist sequels and prequels with a friend and we both started to talk about the one starring Skarsgard, where he kept praising the movie. Eventually I learned there are two movies, done by the same crew, so I gave the other one a shot. It's nowhere near good, but it's actually a decent thriller on its own, with some really good acting in a movie that doesn't even deserve such class.
A very recent first time watch was The Great Train Robbery (1978). Thought it was great. I think I caught it on Pluto.tv while I had it on while working. I totally go sucked in and enjoyed it.
Great heist movie with a good mix of humor and danger. The actors absolutely deliver. (Especially Lesley-Anne Down, you degenerate coomers will def goon out). I liked the costuming and sets.
Highly recommend checking this out.
>BRAINSCAN
>SLIGHTLY SHITTY
I am going to murder you
Itt
Shitty movie tv tricked you into watching
No one's tricking you, dork. Read the synopsis on wikipedia if you care so much.
i still remember the moon scene despite it lasting like a minute and pretty much nothing else from the movie
>Peak McConaughey
>Funny Steve Zhan
>Penelope Cruz
>Several plots mixing well
>Heist
>American Civil War
>Bright and warm color palate
>Confederate gold treasure
>William Macy and Rainn Wilson
>African warlord
>French billionaire
>Plague = Racism
>Trains
>Sahara desert
>explosions
Wasn’t this based on a book series? I’m kind of sad we didn’t get some sort of early 2000s pulp action serial revival series.
This movie is TERRIBLE. The book is one of the best classics in history and almost nothing intriguing about the book is in this boring movie!!!!!
Watched this recently and found it quite comfy.
> Starman: You are a strange species. Not like any other. And you'd be surprised how many there are. Intelligent but savage. Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you?
>[Shermin nods]
>Starman: You are at your very best when things are worst.
I liked this before I got red pilled
but now all I see is the gay atheist version of the God Emperor of Mankind.
good thread
I don't know if it's comfy, but it sure is weird. Right up there with Zardoz for weird movies.
How has no one posted Maverick?
>Fantastic cast
>Maximum comfy
it was your turn