Discuss whatever you want. I'll just repost a point I made in an earlier thread:
Sopranos is easily a 9.5/10, but it'd be better if it's colorful cast actually existed at the same time, rather than one season after the other.
>Mikey
>Jackie
>Jackie Jr.
>Bobby B.
>Pussy
>Richie
>Ralphy
>Tony B.
>Sean and Matt
>Furio
>Brendan
>Feech
>Patsy
>Gigi
>Vito
etc etc. Would be kino of the highest order.
Gonna bump this once and then let it die.
Why didn't Tony just goto the gym?
They show him lifting weights and stuff
>watching sopranos for the first time
>carmela's ass in every shot with her
it's distracting bros
oh the show is okay too
for me it's Adriana at that tennis stakeout scene with lesbain undertones
that one's good too anon, so is the obvious shot where she's peeking in the trash can in season 1
sopranos has a lot of ass and milf, sometimes both. underrated in both departments
furio
I think the better one was chrissys dream where she was sucking off that sausage
What does gagaboul taste like?
bags of sand
You've never had salami?
um acshually gabagool is a salumi (made with whole cut of meat), not salami (made with ground meat)
Fricking amazing, seriously try it, but make sure you get deli capicola(the actual name of gabagool, Italians pronounce the “c” so hard it sounds like a “g”) and if you can’t find it get coppa (the same kind of meat just treated differently). It’s pork shoulder and tastes fricking delicious
>Fricking amazing, seriously try it, but make sure you get deli capicola(the actual name of gabagool, Italians pronounce the “c” so hard it sounds like a “g”) and if you can’t find it get coppa (the same kind of meat just treated differently). It’s pork shoulder and tastes fricking delicious
Really good and excellent choice when you're stressed or celebrating something.
fat and nitrates
Salami
milky coins
I laugh with gabagool in my mouth everytime I see this
That fricking homosexual Ralph ruined so many episodes for me. By far my most hated character in the series.
He’s easily the funniest character in the show, which makes him loved
More like "By far the best character in the series"
>I have come... To reclaim Rome! FOR MY PEOPLE!
But Richie is the same character but worse in every way.
Funny because Richie is one of my favorite characters
I hated Ralph so much on my first watch through and now I think he's hilarious. The guy who played him must have had a lot of fun with it.
>STEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAAAA
Nothing beats a good prequel.
F
i miss this lil homie like you wouldn't believe
i want to sanction a hit on ralph cifaretto
Mikey was great, he'd have been great beyond season 1, unfortunately there was no good way to keep him around. Mikey was doomed.
what was the ending supposed to mean? was the cat chrissy reincarnated?
it was Adriana
I prefer mikey and junior rather than bobby and junior
Mikey was a typical season 1 character that would have clashed hard with the tone of the show post season 1.
It’s weird to me how most people prefer later seasons to season 1 when season 1 is peak comfy because the characters still had redeeming qualities and it felt lighter and less hateful.
Please give me a Yakuza version of the Sopranos with the season 1 tone.
>Please give me a Yakuza version of the Sopranos with the season 1 tone.
how come they have the same style of glasses in every dinner scene with that gold thing on top
because they're tasteless dago trash
Any crime show would do. I was duped into watching Kin as the "irish Sopranos".
Shit sucks.
yakuza shit in general is untapped potential
probably because they kill anyone who attempts it not loose like the dying murican mafia
Season 1's very dated (more so than the rest of the show), it's really got that late 90s optimism to it
mikey junior < bobby junior < asian kid junior
is the psychological profiling in the show accurate?
why do they show depression like some pop a pill nothingburger?
The show is about pushing pseudoscience bullshit and normalising the psychiatry industry to make normies get into it because they see big tough gangster man on TV doing it. This is one of the reasons modern men are pussies.
so there's actual supernatural events in the show right? the psychic knew intimate details about paulie and his victims.
I think that's made pretty obvious throughout the show
satanic black magic. sick shit
ghosts are real in the sopranoverse. From big pussy to karen's ghost moving the wine glass to that hippy kid that mysteriously disappeared.
Meadow dancing to Seven Souls made me a believer.
slampig meadow slowly turning into some kind of goblina roastie was how i knew god is dead
wish they made an extra episode of cats vs dogs debate on lovecraftian lines in which paulie and some dudes take the dog side and tony is the neutral animal loving party
it almost turns into actual violence mid episode but in the end they settle it
>You ever had our sausages?
>No, I thought the only sausages they had was Italian and Micky D's
The sell sausages at McDonald's in the US?
jimmy dean not micky D's marone
i love the dream sequences of this show. easily some of the best stuff in the series.
if they were more than 5 mins long they were pretty gay
Olivia is bretty good at playing her character
why did lil carmine turn docile after planning a rebellion
what was his position after than anyway
He realized he was in way over his head and couldn't handle it. Plus he has that epiphinal dream about his father.
Man that scene where he explains his dream to Tony is one of my favorite scenes in the entire show.
Who'd ever have thought that Brainless Junior would be the only one smart enough to quit while he was ahead?
And then he dropps YOUR BROTHER BILLY WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE. Carmine was unironically 5d chess playing mastermind.
>wake up Tony
I understood that reference
Paulie was the best character. Change my mind
Paulie is one of the more realistic takes on how stupid, narcissistic and ruthless many mobsters are. He has no redeeming qualities, except maybe that he loves his mother (until... well you know. Then he has 0 good qualities).
But I would hate a show about more Paulies.
Chrissy leading a crew of Brendan, Benny, Little Paulie, Sean and Matt would be kino.
So... When's the sequel coming?
I described it once before, I would love to see Meadow as a lawyer who kept clean getting sucked into modern mob life.
Show how things changed in 20 years, new rackets, breakdown of families and what it does to the other family. International competition.
i would love to see meadow fail hard in her 30s and turn into some kind of janice like figure and her old mom seethe
it would be more in line with the character of the show too
like paulie's character says on family guy "wish it, want it, you blew it"
That's just better call Saul but in reverse
That comparison is obvious, yes. But I would not make it a dramedy, no absurd slapstick moments. And she is very reluctant to get into any of it. She is not being a sleazy lawyer gaming the system for her clients without a conscience. I would have her as a more corporate lawyer and through that lens look at the rackets and scams. She sees all the crime but refuses to become involved. I think my initial plot had her come back to help a guy that is very open with her about all the shit he did, but the trouble he is currently in is not his fault, he is being framed.
Though there would be some overlap with BCS.
favorite soprano youtubers? I like bully whispers and soprano theories. Pretty high levels of Soprautism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n7QeGpfKPY
Wouldn't a vacuum collapse at the end make more sense?
yeah explain the ending to me do i have to ask again? just finished it today
>shot by shot analysis of ending
where is it
that scene where angie breaks down about pussy disappearing and coming back whenever he pleases i think it was also a joke about owning a cat no doubt they named him pussy
>it's a couple of three things
but really. what happened to the russian?
Did you see the guy? He was happy to be retired watching TV and away from the game. Why would he attempt to bring that life back onto himself by seeking revenge. Unlike John Wick he isn't a fricking idiot. The same goes for Silvio - disappear.
It would actually be interesting to hear how Silvio stays hidden. Obviously Tony could afford to put hitters out for him and even turn Silvio's family against him in the old country once the offence was explained. I can't imagine he survives and if he does, it would be entirely on his own.
Silvio or Furio?
Yeah my mistake. Furio.
>that frickin' zip Furio
fixt
We have been over this a few times, furio lives and probably doesnt even need to hide, the euro italians are shown to be really powerfull compared to their american cousins, would they really give up one of their own guys just to please some random jersey boss they barely know? Probably not... We also never see tony attempt to go after furio, he just says it to frick with carmella (because he knows how pointless it would be, i mean who would he ask to do the hit, the maffia?)
Furio is just working for the family in italy again, maybe with a big dent in his reputation
>frick up with the dumb American mafia
>95% of them end up dead right after you flee back home unscathed
Imagine being furio.
>have tony killed
>find carmella and move away to an olive farm
Season 1 was peak and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
Also, killing characters like Mikey, Brendan, and even Chucky was a mistake. We needed more Goodfellas-esque characters around, not fewer.
>doesn't remember the most wasted potential
why didn't you save him?
Shit you're right, my bad. He was also fantastic. Seems like another case of wasted potential, having a crooked cop and the dynamics that brings throughout the show.
>c'mon let's ggggoooo let's gggoooo
In 2022,what would his movie be about?
an Italian American chad getting into college/university and breaking up all the PC bullshit while fricking all the hot sjw girls with septum & nipple piercings
Kek
>moolie lives matter? Listen babe I aint' no fan of the feds myself but that jig was off his head on rock, tryin to buy frickin bananas with his own fricking DIY epson dollar bills, I'm not gonna be over here cryin a river over some low life ghetto baller havin himself an asthma attack alright?
watching /ourguy/ nab that girl from under tony it was almost like i was fricking her
i'm waiting til i get a 4k tv to watch it
woke up this morning... got some gabagool
ya mama always said you were the...
gabagool
Who ordered the hit on Tony?
What the frick was his problem?
>that episode where he gets a gay little earning to try and impress Adriana
his arc was rushed in some spots though, they had him and that b***h wife of his break up and she storms out, then an episode or two later they were sort of back together and she was back waitressing at the restaurant and was suddenly hotter dressing like Adriana for her work for some reason and they just never really explain why they got back or how Artie convinced her to dress more proactively while working, wonder if it was just cut scenes or something
hung around mobsters too much and wanted to be like them even though he wasn't really capable of being like that
>x happened in so and so movie just like in final scene so it couldmean tony is dead
>oh the colour of orange and the orange cat was used before some characters death in some other mafia movie
>oh a pic of tiger
>damm look that jacket is the same where tony let down some guy
are tv directors really this pathetic?
>chrissy ends up with ribs in his lungs
are airbags really this dangerous? i thought the most they did was like a punch to the face
if vito had airbags in his crash scene you think he would end up the same way?
Lol Vito was an airbag
What happened to the Russian dude in the forest?
ugly israelite boom boom!
frickable and creepy at the same time.
damn you can see her pussy lips through these panties if you look closely!
would you?
>sniffing poppers
if they had to shoot this scene in the current year they'd go full sissy fetish with the clothes and stuff and shove some troony rights shit in there too
its not poppers its coke lmao
in the tiny bottle?
its poppers. you can see it the bottle when he picks up the phone, and he is inhaling through a rag.
>poppers and weird sex!
How was mudvayne, AJ?
DIG
BURY ME
UNDERNEATH
EVERYTHING THAT I AM
brrrbrrr deng
no.
but a handjob from peak Janice is one of my oldest fantasies
i will do this with any other woman in the show other than janice and ginny even excluding tony's jezebels
Oh great, my own fricking mother. Frick you you fricking whoer
Just watched MSON, went in more or less blind since I hadn't paid any attention to the response apart from the mediocre critics score.
It was a very... mixed experience.
Livia and young Tony were fantastic, and a lot of the story beats and concepts felt like they could've been great if more work had been put into them - like Dickie hating his father culminating in him murdering him, and the whole weird maybe-only-happening-in-his-head plotline with the father's brother.
But on the other hand you have things like young Silvio being 40 years old and wearing a wig, the nonsensical narration by Christopher (which for some reason was more focused on Tony than on his own fricking father), the endless pandering, the dumbass plotline about the goomah and the black guy.
Also what the frick was with that black guy and his plot armor? Leaving the /misc/-shit aside it was the weirdest shit to see this guy murdering and cucking made men left and right, and then it cuts to the mafia guys going about their business like they aren't at fricking war.
It was uhh..... Not great.
i genuinely forget this garbage exists until someone reminds me. there's nothing to say about it. chase deceptively used the sopranos to pitch his show idea about Black folk in newark. that's the only logical explanation
Just hit season 3. I wish Chris would stop fricking up. Paulie & Furio are the best made men.
>I'm sorry, T
what would 2022 sopranos plotlines/arcs be about?
>Election machines from Venezuela, T! Why didn’t we think of it?
>Think about it Tone, dry throat, sudden coughing?
>COVID?!
>Nobody's got covid! And I don't wanna hear that word again!
A Sopranos plotline about Covid would be genuinely hilarious.
>Vaccines? That's just a racket for the israelites!
I swear I've read this exact same post some years ago. This AI is a pseud hack
lmao the AI predicted the vaxx doesn't work
Take your meds
>Tony starts b***hing to his cable company about the state of the History Channel
>Chrissy gets to run a crypto scam and fails completely
>Paulie uses his COVID mask during scores
>Sil starts impersonating Travolta in Gotti
>AJ dates an Antifa girl
>Furio gets into the Final Fantasy VII Remake with the rest of the Italian mob
>Vito's kid turns into a troony
You know it would happen
Holy shit this is fricking hilarious
You look like a Puerto Rican hoowah. You make me sick.
samuel jackson is italian mob boss
>i'm sick of these motherfricking snitches in this motherfricking mob
Tony would refuse to get a smartphone because of that cookie shit.
In S2, hoping Chrissy’s writing career goes forward
How come no one noticed Karen's ghost moving Janet's wine glass when she and Bobby eat the last ziti?
Sick shit
fuuuug i just rewatched and now i'm feeling spooked at night
Satanic black magic, sick shit
Yknow whether melfi was or was not an actually good psychiatrist is up for debate but its undeniable i wanted to inseminate her every scene i saw her in
this is exactly how I dress when I go to the beach.
Dr. Melfi is the second worst psychiatrist in the history of television
>pic related: #1
Who was in the wrong? Also nice thread.
DA JAAAAAAAAACKET
>daily reminder the looser AJ banged this
She was a literal bulimic psych ward chick anon..... Did you not have sex or something?
frick off looser
It was not that hard to get laid in high school anon it really says something about yourself if you couldn't.
loose like your butthole maybe
Good choice. Hope he managed not to frick it up after Made in America.
I agree that he probably never went after him, but he could have probably demanded Furio's head and threatened the end of the car pipeline. It's all about business and lives are cheap.
They are still on good terms with the Naples connection, they continued to send hitmen over for Tony to use many times after Furio left.
Yes, because Tony never went after Furio. I agree that it would be odd that he only mentions it in the fight with Carmella and we never get any confirmation. So it never happened.
I only disagreed with the notion that Tony could in no way go after him. He just decided he did not want to or it was not worth it.
Carmela complained about Tony putting a hit out on Furio over the phone. Seems to me he raised the issue and was willing to engage in risky behavior he's otherwise careful about (The FBI acknowledge Tony's diligence in debugging and parabolics)
APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR CAR b***h
>AW d00d.
>Thread over.
>hehehe, hey tone' here what I told him? it's like an ad for a fricking suicide prevention hotline
>it's another "male acts as if Janice isn't unbearable to be around and even think she's attractive" episode
The writers really shitted on my suspension of disbelief with this one too many times.
Janice is a limber bawd who's always up for sex and drugs, plus she's got big breasts.
You can argue every single mafia date of Janice was trying to get higher up and ally Tony in some way.