It actually is. Rich whites would have lynched Ashton Kutcher for Punk'd if it weren't for the Great American Scapegoat known as black people. Nothing whites could ever do is as bad as (enslaved and disenfranchised) blacks.
Well you see if Batman killed the Joker that just means Batman turns into a murderer and the number of killers in the world would remain the same and obviously once he killed one guy there's absolutely nothing stopping Batman from turning into Stephen Paddock because as we all know someone with a strong moral compass and the self discipline to maintain an extreme routine and lifestyle of hard work and pleasure denial would not be able to stop themselves from going out at night and just murdering everyone they see. So you see Batman is cursed to have to be kind and compassionate to the Joker and treat him with kid gloves less Batman become a raging homicidal maniac. That's why when Joker uses laughing gas to wipe out a busload of children Batman has to gently escort him to rehab, all while severely crippling any of Joker's minions who try to stop him for life by smashing their bones and tearing apart their muscles with his ninja fighting skills, something he can't do to the Joker himself because of the threat to his moral code you see. This is what makes Batman such a great and interesting hero.
What I don't get is why the Joker is always in an asylum-he's clearly not going to get better and at any rate seems to be fully in control of his faculties/aware of what he's doing and understands his actions are evil/criminal
>about to execute the most prolific criminal with multiple succesful escape attempts >two unarmed goons simply climb through a window and break him out
Gotham kinda deserves the mass murders
>shoot Joker in the head >goons pour serum into the wound, he's alive >drown Joker and dump his body in the gotham reservoir >goons leak serum into the water supply, he's alive >snap Joker's neck and shoot him into the sun >goons launch a space expedition to recover the rocket mid-trip before it reaches the sun, then give him the serum, he's alive
Batman should really just track down and arrest these two goons who happen to have a serum that cures death.
The real problem with Gotham is that every single smart dude puts all their brainpower into beung a hero or a villain.
If Joker and his goons sold that shit they would print money. If Dr Freeze patented his freeze ray he could afford to curr his wife.
Croc dude is still fricked, but at least he banged Killer Frost
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Croc used to be cunning enough to be a criminal mastermind but that gimmick was yoinked by Bane
Apparently when he dies he puffs gas that turns people around him into the next Joker. It's an endless cycle.
Gotham shuold be burned and the ground should be salted
>wrap him in an anchor's chain and push them both overboard
wa-la, case closed >B-BUT NOW THE NEXT JOKER IS A GIANT SHARKERINO
the ocean isn't Gotham, not my problem
The lroblem is that SharkJoker would try to fight Batman who would have to fuse with ManBat BatBatManMan to fight off SharkJoker.
Then a year lated DC would make The SharkBat, SuperShark, SharkGirl, SharkBoy and LavaTrasngirl (no relation), and them they would try to make a cosmic event out of the Shark family
>Giant sharkerino grows legs due to chemical spillage
The lroblem is that SharkJoker would try to fight Batman who would have to fuse with ManBat BatBatManMan to fight off SharkJoker.
Then a year lated DC would make The SharkBat, SuperShark, SharkGirl, SharkBoy and LavaTrasngirl (no relation), and them they would try to make a cosmic event out of the Shark family
There's an actual hellmouth below Gotham now, and apparently Batman is worried that if Joker died then the city would just create something even worse.
Powers? The Joker should have died trying to escape or "trying to escape/resist arrest" years ago. Thw poison gas shit would make him a terrorist spree killer, how often do those get arrested?
>the one time someone (superman) kills the joker and everyone hates it
Its because comic book fans are fricking moronic. Easily the coolest thing superman has been a part of
it's hilarious when manchildren critics use the term "accurate" batman and joker, like they are historical figures and not characters that hundreds of writers have used
They can't kill the Joker for real because firstly, comic books are creatively bankrupt and none of the writers can write for shit so coming up with a new villain is impossible, secondly because comic book fans don't want new things, they are happy with getting fed the same shit they had a million times before and lastly because comics as a medium are shit to begin with unless you let the french or the japanese have a go at them
The Punisher when he is alone with a villain, >bang bang, dead. Inner monolog about how all crimeboys are gays
The Punisher in another heroe's book >Hard man line. Threat. Point gun. wieners a fricking semiautomatic to be a drama queen. Let them pull his arm without pulling the trigger.
Sigh
Did you guys ever read that Batman arc Greg Capullo drew? He did Court of Owls, but he also did one that focused on the Joker, and Joker murders a LOT of people. Like we're talking hundreds and hundreds, and it's not even some kinda "Oh well it's just a little prank and he might be...", no he just fricking wipes out people. It's super weird that comics love to push the line of how bad he really is, but no matter what he does no one is allowed to actually hurt him.
The Punisher when he is alone with a villain, >bang bang, dead. Inner monolog about how all crimeboys are gays
The Punisher in another heroe's book >Hard man line. Threat. Point gun. wieners a fricking semiautomatic to be a drama queen. Let them pull his arm without pulling the trigger.
Sigh
>The Punisher in another heroe's book
There was that time in Civil War (I don't remember which book within the whole event) where a bunch of heroes are all gathered together at their resistance hideout, and some villains walk in because they want to join in and Punisher just doesn't even miss a beat, just guns them down right in the doorway.
Why don't they make comics like this anymore?
With villains called things like Grass Man that are robbing banks and being stopped by the hero
Nowadays everything has to be overly complex, dark and cynical
>Have you a letter addressed to John Jones? >The Batman letter? Yes we did, some fella came in right at opening and picked it up. Had people coming in all day asking for it. Sure hope that first fella we gave it to was the real Batman. In hindsight this whole thing seems silly.
>real baking dough
Now he just murders tens of thousands of people a year and Batman acts as his bodyguard letting him do it.
its deep....they are the different side of hte same coin...jungian shadow...batman will not exist if joker doesnt exisst... you wouldnt get it..
Damm just like sonic and knuckles
go frick yourself Goyer, you ruined superman.
>you wouldnt get it..
dont ask why youll never understand why
When?
Causing the wealthy mild inconvenience and embarrassment is literally worse than genocide, chud.
It actually is. Rich whites would have lynched Ashton Kutcher for Punk'd if it weren't for the Great American Scapegoat known as black people. Nothing whites could ever do is as bad as (enslaved and disenfranchised) blacks.
Well you see if Batman killed the Joker that just means Batman turns into a murderer and the number of killers in the world would remain the same and obviously once he killed one guy there's absolutely nothing stopping Batman from turning into Stephen Paddock because as we all know someone with a strong moral compass and the self discipline to maintain an extreme routine and lifestyle of hard work and pleasure denial would not be able to stop themselves from going out at night and just murdering everyone they see. So you see Batman is cursed to have to be kind and compassionate to the Joker and treat him with kid gloves less Batman become a raging homicidal maniac. That's why when Joker uses laughing gas to wipe out a busload of children Batman has to gently escort him to rehab, all while severely crippling any of Joker's minions who try to stop him for life by smashing their bones and tearing apart their muscles with his ninja fighting skills, something he can't do to the Joker himself because of the threat to his moral code you see. This is what makes Batman such a great and interesting hero.
What I don't get is why the Joker is always in an asylum-he's clearly not going to get better and at any rate seems to be fully in control of his faculties/aware of what he's doing and understands his actions are evil/criminal
Gotham used to have electric chairs but the clown just got better
>about to execute the most prolific criminal with multiple succesful escape attempts
>two unarmed goons simply climb through a window and break him out
Gotham kinda deserves the mass murders
Now come on they had a cosh
He was already dead
Can't you even process the narrative of a single page from a kids comic from 80 years ago?
>shoot Joker in the head
>goons pour serum into the wound, he's alive
>drown Joker and dump his body in the gotham reservoir
>goons leak serum into the water supply, he's alive
>snap Joker's neck and shoot him into the sun
>goons launch a space expedition to recover the rocket mid-trip before it reaches the sun, then give him the serum, he's alive
Batman should really just track down and arrest these two goons who happen to have a serum that cures death.
The real problem with Gotham is that every single smart dude puts all their brainpower into beung a hero or a villain.
If Joker and his goons sold that shit they would print money. If Dr Freeze patented his freeze ray he could afford to curr his wife.
Croc dude is still fricked, but at least he banged Killer Frost
Croc used to be cunning enough to be a criminal mastermind but that gimmick was yoinked by Bane
He took his job! Beanermaxxing chad
just keep killing killers and the number of killers in the world will decrease
Apparently when he dies he puffs gas that turns people around him into the next Joker. It's an endless cycle.
Gotham shuold be burned and the ground should be salted
>wrap him in an anchor's chain and push them both overboard
wa-la, case closed
>B-BUT NOW THE NEXT JOKER IS A GIANT SHARKERINO
the ocean isn't Gotham, not my problem
>Giant sharkerino grows legs due to chemical spillage
The lroblem is that SharkJoker would try to fight Batman who would have to fuse with ManBat BatBatManMan to fight off SharkJoker.
Then a year lated DC would make The SharkBat, SuperShark, SharkGirl, SharkBoy and LavaTrasngirl (no relation), and them they would try to make a cosmic event out of the Shark family
Don't forget about their low-level crime fighting offshoots: the Street-Sharks
then he's Aquaman's problem
Don't worry guys they've got this
There's an actual hellmouth below Gotham now, and apparently Batman is worried that if Joker died then the city would just create something even worse.
>if you kill your enemies, they win
you'd think someone with powers would've blown his brains out by now
Powers? The Joker should have died trying to escape or "trying to escape/resist arrest" years ago. Thw poison gas shit would make him a terrorist spree killer, how often do those get arrested?
Batman doesn't just stand there and let him do it. Joker would've already done it and Batman arrived too late to stop him
batman would rather slash your throat open than let you shoot the joker after he killed your entire family.
>the one time someone (superman) kills the joker and everyone hates it
Its because comic book fans are fricking moronic. Easily the coolest thing superman has been a part of
Wrong! Read real comics.
Watch it, Superman.
The fact is that I don't understand it
watch out Joker, Two-Face is watching your scheme
what a BONER!!!
>banker
I can see why he doesn't do this anymore. It was wrong then, and it's wrong now.
>white man throws unknown substance over a israeli man in suspected hate crime
I still waiting for tDC to make WP
This would've been actually funny without the Chris Brown part in there
I don't get it
Don't tell this guy
this guy is going down in history as the most based person to ever live
it's hilarious when manchildren critics use the term "accurate" batman and joker, like they are historical figures and not characters that hundreds of writers have used
Ha ha
They can't kill the Joker for real because firstly, comic books are creatively bankrupt and none of the writers can write for shit so coming up with a new villain is impossible, secondly because comic book fans don't want new things, they are happy with getting fed the same shit they had a million times before and lastly because comics as a medium are shit to begin with unless you let the french or the japanese have a go at them
>They can't kill the Joker
He's died several times brah.
>he died several times
That's my point. If he comes back time and time again, he isn't dead
That's your goal post moving.
no just because he died doesn't mean they killed him
>AIDS
>only spread by male gays and incompetent medical "professionals"
AIDS is a goddamn laugh riot.
Male Gays and women who frick black men who are on the down-low.
i'm sorry. I wasn't reading the thread. WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE JOKER??
The Joker finds AIDS funny. And he's right.
You forgot druggies injecting themselves with unsanitary needles
I've been an IV using junkie for 24 years and the only people I've met with AIDS were gays.
Get clean and join Azov
>laughing at Kant
He's just like me
>WERE YOU TRYING TO SHOOT THAT IRREDEEMABLE PSYCHOTIC MURDER CLOWN WITH A KILL COUNT IN THE THOUSANDS YOU SICK FRICK?
Frick Batman and frick Joker.
The Punisher when he is alone with a villain,
>bang bang, dead. Inner monolog about how all crimeboys are gays
The Punisher in another heroe's book
>Hard man line. Threat. Point gun. wieners a fricking semiautomatic to be a drama queen. Let them pull his arm without pulling the trigger.
Sigh
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T KILL THE CLOWNERINOOOO
>what the hell is this?
Yeah that's my question too Frank
Did you guys ever read that Batman arc Greg Capullo drew? He did Court of Owls, but he also did one that focused on the Joker, and Joker murders a LOT of people. Like we're talking hundreds and hundreds, and it's not even some kinda "Oh well it's just a little prank and he might be...", no he just fricking wipes out people. It's super weird that comics love to push the line of how bad he really is, but no matter what he does no one is allowed to actually hurt him.
>The Punisher in another heroe's book
There was that time in Civil War (I don't remember which book within the whole event) where a bunch of heroes are all gathered together at their resistance hideout, and some villains walk in because they want to join in and Punisher just doesn't even miss a beat, just guns them down right in the doorway.
Bankers being cooked into bread
It's unbelievable.. but it happened
Remember when Joker became Iran's ambassador to the UN?
Why is he wearing an Arab hat? Iranians insist they are not Arabs. Are they mistaken?
You wouldn't get it.
he's obviously joking
>people read this israeli garbage
Why don't they make comics like this anymore?
With villains called things like Grass Man that are robbing banks and being stopped by the hero
Nowadays everything has to be overly complex, dark and cynical
>Grass Man
Rude! Swamp Thing is a goddamn hero.
They should make a criminal named after HP Lovecrafts cat- would be more realistic
because nobody robs banks anymore this isn't the wild west
That's what would make it novel and interesting
>Explains the joke
Capeshitters are that moronic
They just handed him the letter without checking his ID?
>Have you a letter addressed to John Jones?
>The Batman letter? Yes we did, some fella came in right at opening and picked it up. Had people coming in all day asking for it. Sure hope that first fella we gave it to was the real Batman. In hindsight this whole thing seems silly.
John Jones is Martian Manhunter btw, could be posing as anyone really
Batman is a menace
Silver St. Cloud was a good girlfriend for him
>comic-accurate batman
Not the hecking bankerinos.
"The Jokah Baybee" would unironically be a great new take on the character and move away from being the edgy murder clown. I want to see cringe Joker