We used to meet my dad's Navy buddies at restaurants when I was a kid. He'd bet his friends that I could do wacky shit like eat a bunch of pickled habaneros, or finish two double cheeseburgers or stuff like that. I always won the bet for him, but now that I'm older I have this weird compulsion to eat until I am stuffed.
>dad forced you in to very weird and uncomfortable situations >Navy
I’m sorry you were molested anon. Your dad being gay was probably the biggest red flag though
Arby's roast beef is unironically one of the worst things on the menu. their chicken sandwiches and other items are higher quality than McDonalds, and their sauces are great. They get a bad rap for their understandably bad roast beef.
I don't know, School of Rock didn't even make sense. Are you telling me this big local sold out >Battle of the Bands
is scheduled for a weekday morning/afternoon when the kids would be in school? Pretty moronic if you ask me.
He seems pretty mellow nowadays unless he’s trying to promote something. The episode of him getting stoned with that comedian was sad because of how freaked out he got
I doubt he's mad at his agent. He's goofy, goofy looking, 5'4, and made a shit ton of money. You think he or his agent thought he was going to be Daniel Day Lewis?
he's really 5'4"? god damn they did a good job masking that
i'm saying that he's proved that he's a good actor and part of the reason why he hit a lull for a good while was because of starring in so many shitty flops. seems like he's having a career resurgence by doing tv again though
>mimes don't talk >they do...when they're off duty..
They tried to make JD the idiot in this scene, but hes right-mimes do talk when they are off duty.
I met R Lee Ermy once at a USO and I said I really liked him in Saving Silverman. He smiled real big and said he had a great time because everyone came to work every day in a good mood and told jokes. Good memory
Now they wouldn't make her act like a "believable" b***h and she wouldn't be as hot.
I think that's what really really made this movie work. Everyone was great in it but his controlling b***h girlfriend who completely emasculated his friends sold it the best.
Even in the theatrical version it's still heavily implied. Its right before the scene where she hands him the lotion and porno mags and tells him to have fun.
Hang on, I think I see something in the back of the refri-... in the back of the closet
>you’re not gay, you’re just unsuccessful with women
Some anons on here need to realize this
Took me awhile to realize it. I have to try to pleasure my butthole and beat off to gay porn. Only then did I realize, I just really hate women.
What’s a skinny b***h like Amanda Peet doing eating a Big Montana from Arby’s?
I remember I was at a fat friend’s house and he and his mom made fun of me because I couldn’t finish one. I was like 11 years old
Her c**ty character was such boner fuel. I have never wanted to hate frick a movie character more.
The Arbey's scene led to increased wanking off.
We used to meet my dad's Navy buddies at restaurants when I was a kid. He'd bet his friends that I could do wacky shit like eat a bunch of pickled habaneros, or finish two double cheeseburgers or stuff like that. I always won the bet for him, but now that I'm older I have this weird compulsion to eat until I am stuffed.
>dad forced you in to very weird and uncomfortable situations
>Navy
I’m sorry you were molested anon. Your dad being gay was probably the biggest red flag though
The Big Montana was what came in the kids meal back then. You’re European aren’t you?
Arby's roast beef is unironically one of the worst things on the menu. their chicken sandwiches and other items are higher quality than McDonalds, and their sauces are great. They get a bad rap for their understandably bad roast beef.
Every time I've ordered from Arby's I've just gotten a variety of appetizers and sides and I consistently enjoy my experience.
I remember this had an unrated cut where the only difference was women that normally had tops on during a scene were now topless. Pretty based
>FRICK YOU REPLACEMENT FRIEND
I remember all the dialogue during this scene is different too
Forgot pic
The JD getting fired from subway scene is extended, there's a new scene with Darren and Sand in a laundromat, and a lot more cussing as
pointed out.
I want to combine the best part of the unrated and the theatrical to make Saving Silverman:The Definitive Cut
I remember the unrated version explaining why he got fired but I forget why. It seemed harsh how they threw him out
DIE REPLACEMENT FRIENDS
I WANNA PARTY WITH YOUUUU
here you go
is Jack Black kino?
I’ve loved him but I feel like he only makes shit movies now
No. He's king of the tryhard homosexuals.
he has the same track record as any comedian from 90s early 00s, his early stuff is pure kino, but newer stuff is meh or straight up shit
maybe it's not them
Nah he's right and your gay
I don't know, School of Rock didn't even make sense. Are you telling me this big local sold out
>Battle of the Bands
is scheduled for a weekday morning/afternoon when the kids would be in school? Pretty moronic if you ask me.
kino confirmed
Tenacious D kicks ass, Rize of the fenix, debut album and Beelzebub and Kickapoo + Master exploder rule.
for me, it's wonderboy
it's "Come on, yeahhhh!" like from the fricking Neil diamond song you fricking moron
Calm down, you sperg. If you you watch the clip you can tell he puts more into it than your line
which song?
>we have Jack Black at home
No, that's Ham Margera.
>didn’t like how his ass looked…she made him get buttcheek implants
>I thought his ass looked tighter
>scoring 2 chicks per month was incredibly embarrassing in 2001
still is
Sandy or Judith?
Jack seems like a good guy, but must be fricking exhausting to be friends with.
He seems pretty mellow nowadays unless he’s trying to promote something. The episode of him getting stoned with that comedian was sad because of how freaked out he got
>movie called saving israel
a little on the NOSE dont ya think?
well my hat goes off to you boys, you're smart. that's the perfect crime
What is this, some sort of public access channel or something?
I saw Mail Call before I saw any movie with R. Lee Ermy in it.
Very strange time for me.
Mail Call was kino
Yes.
I always thought his mannerisms were very Robert Deniro-like
>Neil! Neil I wanna party with you!
I love the little pause of Jack Black just standing there before getting punched
I always had such a crush on this chick. She gets hit by a bus in Final Destination and it made me sad
She's sexo.
This might be one of the most quotable movies ever
>You've been pinching loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there!
Love how they go in all heated and with a plan and they can barely get a word out when they see her
Hottest scene ever
This awoke a monster in me as a 14-year-old, good times
i really like this style of early-mid 00's comedy
This movie is fricking
kino?
What's it gonna be Kyle? breasts? Or destiny?
Kyle was in this movie too as some guy that does magic
>hello. hello. I love youu.
come on dude, sex drugs and THEN rock 'n roll
Steve Zahn was the man for a bit.
It seemed like he was in everything in the 2000s and then just disappeared despite still working.
I’ve seen him a lot in shows lately like White Lotus, Righteous Gemstones, and George & Tammy
For real. He starred in so many movies. Like...well. idk. He was a sidekick in Sahara! He basically owned Hollywood for two decades
He stole every scene in That Thing You Do! as far as i'm concerned. I think he just had a shit agent that told him to accept any role thrown to him.
I doubt he's mad at his agent. He's goofy, goofy looking, 5'4, and made a shit ton of money. You think he or his agent thought he was going to be Daniel Day Lewis?
he's really 5'4"? god damn they did a good job masking that
i'm saying that he's proved that he's a good actor and part of the reason why he hit a lull for a good while was because of starring in so many shitty flops. seems like he's having a career resurgence by doing tv again though
he's 5'7 lol.
If you told me he was 6'2 I would believe you.
this is my favorite film
you do not need to reply to me i already know im based
Based enough to remember to put on sunscreen on your face before you drive 10 minutes to work?
It can't be your favorite film because it's already my favorite film.
Remember when Jack Black gets his head dunked in Amanda Peet’s toilet?
I’m a mime
I’m a mime
>mimes don't talk
>they do...when they're off duty..
They tried to make JD the idiot in this scene, but hes right-mimes do talk when they are off duty.
I met R Lee Ermy once at a USO and I said I really liked him in Saving Silverman. He smiled real big and said he had a great time because everyone came to work every day in a good mood and told jokes. Good memory
TOO BAD HE PLAYED A gay!
I still quote "give it the ol' sweeperoo" any time I sweep.
It was the lug nut. Fixed it.
>Ole' Ethel. Been through a lot of gaames together. Please have a seat.
When I found out jack AND Amanda peet are israelites it ruined it for me
you must really have a hard time watching any movies then, schizo.
>YOU BOYS GOT ANY TP?
Now they wouldn't make her act like a "believable" b***h and she wouldn't be as hot.
I think that's what really really made this movie work. Everyone was great in it but his controlling b***h girlfriend who completely emasculated his friends sold it the best.
I didn't understand what she did for sex if she never wanted to frick him. Was she just not interested in being intimate with anyone?
Did you not see the version where she made him go down on her and didn't reciprocate?
Nah, I didn't. Sounds pretty cool though
pretty sure she does this in all versions lol
i don't think so. i've seen the movie 30 times and don't remember that scene
Even in the theatrical version it's still heavily implied. Its right before the scene where she hands him the lotion and porno mags and tells him to have fun.
You don't remember, because you've been suppressing your urges with hard liquor too much.
This and Airheads were on Comedy Central all the time in the early 2000s.
Ermy is so good in this. He should have done more comedies.
Gone too soon.
Everyone ITT should watch Strange Wilderness if they haven't already.
is that actually any good? i remember friends saying it was worth seeing alone for the shark laughing scene but we were like 12