No it wasn't. I started having sex when I was 13 in 1994. This was in Northern Delaware, right in the epicenter of the NE. No makeout parties.
Sex wasn't flowing either. You'd fingerbang a girl, maybe she'd let you dryhump her, which was awful cuz it felt better if you were naked and she had her panties on (obviously they feel better than boxers) but you also obviously always wanted her naked. Girls were strict, arbitrary, capricious and fully aware they wielded God like powers.
Worse thing was when my gf and this other chick treated me like a plaything on the back of the bus and I thought I was gonna get laid, maybe by both but they just ended up watching MTV and laughing at me
>No makeout parties. >Sex wasn't flowing either.
How crappy your teens were. I was the same age at the same time and it flowed like wine. Every girl was a 9 or 10, huge fat people barely existed. If you can't have that in your teens, why even live.
You probably have been to several make-out party and never even realized.
It is just a normal hang-out that ends in one of those stupid games where you play Truth or Dare, and so on. Where your friends try to get you to kiss some girl.
I've played spin the bottle, lost my virginity at 15, fricked a bunch of hoes during highschool and now during college. But there is no Chuck E. Cheese in my country and I've always wondered how cool would've been to have a party at one with all the animatronics, pizza and videogames.
I have sex with strange b***hes, go to parties, but I really miss playing vidya with my friends. Last time I played videogames with my friends I used skype. It was 2018 probably. Some anons don't know how good they have.
It is the same thing. If you went to a party, which is a social gathering meant to meet up with your friends and hook with a girl, and in it you played a game that got you to actually kiss a random girl, then that shit could pretty much be considered a makeout party since there's no actual distinction between the two.
This. If you were never invited to a party where everyone played Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare, or Seven Minutes in Heaven than you were a complete frickin' LA-HOO-ZERR.
I went to a few of those a friends house. Felt my first boob at one (she was a butch lesbian who played paintball with us but wasn't out at the time. The breasts have since been replaced with zippers)
Go to an a.a. meeting and pretend to be an alcoholic. You'll get a ton of support and people patting you on the back, telling you they're proud of you and that they're here for you.
Go to an a.a. meeting and pretend to be an alcoholic. You'll get a ton of support and people patting you on the back, telling you they're proud of you and that they're here for you.
I feel that one. My parents seperated when I was 3 and my mom got total custody because my dad was an abusive alcoholic. But my mom had a pain killer addiction and was also an alcoholic. I can't remember her ever hugging me. My mom just stayed in bed the entire time she was home drinking and watching tv. I thought it was completely normal to have poptarts and cereal for dinner every night until I was a teenager and started getting invited to other people's houses.
Reading these stories, I'm just glad I had loving parents. Holy shit man it's a miracle some of you guys didn't turn out to be sleeper agents or something.
I honestly would live in a cabin in the woods, trapping hitchikers and putting deadly traps, if it weren't for videogames that numbs me for 11 hours a day preventing me from aquiring the means to do it
People haven't told you you're wrong enough. Agent for whom? Yes, to be an agent you have to working for someone, who then activates you.
You're conflating that with someone just snapping.
>parents never had any time for me >never showed up to the grade 3 school play >Came home late on Friday nights (really Saturday mornings cuz it was at least 2 AM), nobody was there to raise hell on where I was >Dinner was always something canned I heated up, delivery, pick-up, or sandwiches I made. I can count with only 2 hands, how many times I actually had a meal with them
I fricking feel you anon. My parents weren't abusive, but they never gave me any validation because they weren't around either.
I got psyop'd into thinking stuff like this was le bad and didn't go, alienating me from my peers and turning me into an incel. Why did they do that to me? I got invited and said no because the tv and my parents and church said it was le bad. They cucked me out of bonding with peers, having sex, getting a gf, etc.
You failed the community shit test. You were supposed to be a rebel and go anyway, that's what girls like. A rebellious bad boy. You instead cucked like a good goy. They're all laughing at you behind your back.
He's right though. I don't think parents do it consciously but they do do it. For some reason, they get restrictive and want to keep you safe in your little bubble. But you will never achieve success in life if you do that, you need to get out there. I think parents just want you to stay their "pets" forever, like you were as a little kid, and can't cope with the idea that you're becoming an adult. Even though literally every generation goes through this, they always forget and the cycle repeats.
This guy gets it. It's necessary to create arbitrary rules for kids to rebel against so they don't rebel in ways that are actually destructive for them.
Only goobers actually take these rules seriously; and unfortunately a bunch of goobers got rid of them so now we have trannies and a bunch of other bizarre shit.
You failed the community shit test. You were supposed to be a rebel and go anyway, that's what girls like. A rebellious bad boy. You instead cucked like a good goy. They're all laughing at you behind your back.
This.
If your life were a movie you failed the first step of a hero's journey, which is to defy your elders and fears of the unknow, and venture forth into call of adventure. You're a literal extra in life.
Just fricking imagine how different your life could have been if you had taken those steps outside your home and become an actual protagonist.
DAMN.
to turn you into an incel. never forget, its on purpose. they wanted to crush birthrates, and you are a victim of their machinations. Just like all that std and 'pregnancy wil ruin ur life' shit. They said that so you'd normalize not reproducing and thus, not reproduce. Nobody told you that after a certain point in time, it would be impossible to go back.
You failed the community shit test. You were supposed to be a rebel and go anyway, that's what girls like. A rebellious bad boy. You instead cucked like a good goy. They're all laughing at you behind your back.
Churches in the 90s/00s were still operating on the old system but had nothing to back it up with/weren't adapting/couldn't predict the new system. What I mean by this is, they were still trying to foster good communities with good, moral men and women. And there's nothing wrong with that. However, there weren't enough people who actually listened, as many new opportunities for different alternative lifestyles, as well as avoidance of social consequences, were quickly arising through the internet, as well as a new economy and new social framework that fostered movement of peoples, rather than everyone staying in one close-knit community. Not to mention disruption of communities through mass immigration, and the propagandizing effects of mass media. All of these things converged to uproot everything.
So, what all this means is, the few goyim who bought into it were left high and dry. Someone like anon would have gotten a good Christian gf from his community in decades past, gotten a local job that paid well enough to let him support her, and had some kids. But today, all the old jobs are shipped overseas, and all the local girls leave his community to go to college to become indoctrinated with feminism, take on massive student debt, and prostitute around away from their parents' eyes, so he just becomes an incel, because there is no one for him. Tragic, but it is what it is.
And you aren't alone anon, many immigrant families with traditional values go through the same thing. They lose their daughters to western degeneracy all the time.
No.
Parents to this day still pull this shit, though i think kids nowadays are all on their cellphone or something so no need for it.
That was just their ways to test if you were going to challenge their will as a teenager. It's a literal shit test parents make.
Yes. In most of the world, parents do this and it functions just fine, because their communities are actually close-knit and they marry off their kids to one another. Then they come to America or Europe and think they're doing something good by sending their daughters to college, but it fricks everything about their way of life up. Conservative church people are trying to conserve something that no longer exists and cannot exist in the current economy and social climate.
>Conservative church people are trying to conserve something that no longer exists and cannot exist in the current economy and social climate.
Eh, my church conserves it just fine. You're being far too blackpilled when the reality of things is that close knit communities are what they are because they're dependant on things like morals and values, the actual ones, not the ones you claim to have on the internet.
You think theres no way to live if youre not gonna smoke weed, hook up with random bawds on tinder, be indocrinated by college marxists, develop some sort of drug habit, get divorced to a woman you never really loved, and live in a huge megacity where life is seen as disposable and worthless and culture is purely commercial.
Eventually, the allure of such a lifestyle is diminished by information. It doesnt matter if you're at the top of the social hiearchy when its all been revealed to by dehumanizing garbage. It would be like being the best trash collector at the dump. Church communities arent the norm anymore, but theyll be around regardless. Churches are not going away anytime soon, and its probably better that the filthy lifetsyle is so alluring because it would keep the people that want it out of the community, preserving it further. Chruches are surviving just fine with all the nihilism going around. Eventually people realize they need something more than instant gratification and social conformity.
Happened to me too. I ended up just marrying the first girl I ever dated (high school gf). I used to be upset over missing out on college hookups and shit but now I don't care anymore
Wearing a towel after a shower instead of just getting dressed in the bathroom. Kinda make sense for a girl who has to decide what to wear, but idk why guys would.
If you're young, so your mother or sister won't see your junk.
If you're older, so your kids won't see your junk.
Now if you live alone then there's no reason for that and movies only do it so they won't have to show male actors actually naked. Same with actress wearing bras during sex scenes.
If you're young, so your mother or sister won't see your junk.
If you're older, so your kids won't see your junk.
Now if you live alone then there's no reason for that and movies only do it so they won't have to show male actors actually naked. Same with actress wearing bras during sex scenes.
>he doesn't listen by the bathroom floor if anyone's in the hallway and then do a naked Flash run to his room
ngmi
Idk anon, languages evolve organically, not logically. I'm sure your native language is also filled with nonsensical phrases or strange terms for things
We had tons of make out parties when I was 12 to 14. I'm 40 years old right now so this was in 95 to 97 or so. They were never called make out parties tho
Girls who run around the beach and the pool in their bikinis while their father is there but would be embarrassed if he saw her in a bra and panties. Its the same shit and the female response about extra padding and being prepared for people to see you like is moronic female logic.
From my background, yes, just that was pretty wild for me. But I'm talking about much more than that. Like playing strip games, girls walking around topless, drunk girls fingering each other on the floor, snorting coke/molly, playing truth or dare, girls being dared to suck guys' wieners and actually doing it to everyone else cheering, etc. The first time I went to one of these parties, I was shocked. Where I came from, the most intense a party would get was a game of charades. We didn't even drink alcohol.
Depending on your background, you might think I'm moronic for finding any of this shocking since it's so normal to you, or you might find what I'm saying completely unbelievable because it's so abnormal to you. For me, now, I've learned how to fit in with both groups of people, but it was definitely an adjustment.
I went to a party and there was a group of metal heads, like dragon force speed metal fans, and they started playing spin the bottle but it was all dudes? and they really did it they started making out and everything.
I played spin the bottle with my gf and her friends and their bfs, and when I spun, the bottle landed on her friend's bf, and they both tried really hard to get us to kiss each other. The worst part is, he seemed open to it.
i am 100% straight and have had no problem kissing the guy in this scenario. a straight man corners the pussy and crushes it. he doesnt let stone fortifications, best friend wienerblocking or getting lip to lip with a dude stop him from turning that pussy inside out. only a closeted gay would worry about revealing their gay secret or unlocking some deeper wienerlust and let that pussy get away over a kiss. protip: your gf set that up bc she wanted to frick you with 1 or more of her girlfriends and you blew it
I related hard to Elliot talking about being stunned when his friends were talking about their sexual exploits, like hearing that his friend had his wiener sucked in 8th grade or whatever (been a while since I read it, something like that). I went through something similar, I had a friend who told me about playing spin the bottle and kissing a girl, and not long after he told me a girl sucked his wiener. I never did any of that. Didn't seem real.
At my highschool graduation I had anal sex with a girl and she sucked my dick afterwards to clean it, no condom. Later I found her making out with my friend, I don't know if she brushed her teeth or anything. I've never told him.
I would like to shit post and make fun of the anons here but my situation growing up was even more pathetic. In my school the kids were routinely having sex in the bathroom floor and stalls, going as far as running trains on certain girls. I can't even say i didn't have any chance because they'd invite me, but back then i was too young and naive. I found the whole thing crass and disgusting. I always thought i would eventually get to date a girl from the school that i liked and lose my virginity the "proper way". That is... until the day my friends ran a train on that exact girl. And there i was... witnessing that shit and covering for them watching the bathroom door.... this shit broke me for life which is why i nowadays i have to go out at night hunting prostitutes to kill. It is the only thing that get me calm.
>That is... until the day my friends ran a train on that exact girl. And there i was... witnessing that shit and covering for them watching the bathroom door...
The making of a cuckold.
Yeah, me being a loser loner I'd walk or sit around before school started on the edge of school and I'd constantly see a guy and a girl walk in a bathroom together and leave after 5 minutes.
LMAO, this rings true. They didn't invent it, but they certainly popularized it. Everyone living in a city wished to be Jerry Seinfield or Monica Geller.
Pretty much this every time we played spin the bottle in my neighbor hood middle school aged. The girls only wanted to kiss 2 of the guys, not me and make the guys kiss each other. Then give them shit for not doing it. We also played truth or dare a few times mostly to kiss those 2 boys and make us other boys do stupid stuff. We once played 7 minutes of heaven I got stuck with the ugly israelite girl and they blocked us up in the bath room she wanted to do stuff with me but I just didn't do anything wanted it to be special with some one i at least kinda liked. I'm 36 year old virgin and only ever kissed a few girls.
>character has a local store/restaurant where they spend all their time and are friends with people who work there and go to them for advice
I refuse to believe this is a real thing that happens during any era modern enough to have television
a make-out party for teenagers is like a bacchanalia for adults
in implication is obvious. this is as close as they could get to suggesting teens frick at parties.
Sweaty and or angry to splash cold water on my face settle down because if i fought back id be in the same amount of trouble. Also more recently just cleaning your face feels good.
Frickin what? It's one of the best feelings in the world if you really like her and sexual tension has been building up between you. You've never kissed a girl and had her look at you with those bedroom eyes like she's completely under your spell and you could take her right there with no resistance? I actually can't think of a better feeling in life. Maybe winning a tough fight against your rival comes close. Even something like graduation didn't compare to the rush of making out with my crush in school, then undressing her. My heart was rushing, adrenaline pumped so hard my hands started shaking as I kissed her, touched a boob and then fingered a vegana for the first time. Wish I could experience all that again, it's become so mundane now. Still fun but not like the first time.
Well no shit if you kiss someone you don't like it won't be fun, kek. I hope you experience a good kiss someday anon, truly one of life's greatest experiences.
See it becomes boring after the built up anticipation and importance from being a clueless virgin and inexperience. It's absolutely not a big deal and it's far more expedient to coom at home and get on with a clear mind.
>it's become so mundane now. Still fun but not like the first time.
aren't you just supporting what the guy you're responding to said? you do it for awhile and then it becomes boring and it's no big deal. virgins aint missing out.
Bob Saget died from fallin gover in his hotel room? No conspiracy theories about this? The odd thing is he was always so warm and nice to everyone in interviews and actually looked like he was carrying a lot of pain, so I thought he had an terminal illness
Same here, I keep getting DM's from massive autismos on Discord. Strangers that talk to me like I've known them forever and send me stupid mundane stuff like what their day was like.
A sperg talked to me about an anime I've never seen for 15 minutes the other day, trying to convince me to watch it because I was wearing a DBZ shirt. Here was the conversation: >minding my own business >"Do you like anime?" >turn around >see sperg >"Yeah" >"Have you seen x?" >"Nah" >*spills his spaghetti at me for 15 minutes until I cut him off*
lol that sounds similar to what happens to me online, despite me telling these people openly that I'm not interested. Too many people these days are born without that part of the brain that should tell them to stop.
A sperg talked to me about an anime I've never seen for 15 minutes the other day, trying to convince me to watch it because I was wearing a DBZ shirt. Here was the conversation: >minding my own business >"Do you like anime?" >turn around >see sperg >"Yeah" >"Have you seen x?" >"Nah" >*spills his spaghetti at me for 15 minutes until I cut him off*
Kek reminds me of a coworker at a place I worked a few summers ago >"Hey anon do you know about MTG?" >"Yeah, I have a couple of friends who play. I tried it once but I didn't like it." >Proceeds to ramble about how cool and awesome the game is whenever he saw me for the entirety of the summer, even going as far as trying to invite me to his place to play
In his defense he was likely autistic (as in actually autistic, not just socially awkward) and was just trying to make friends.
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>In his defense he was likely autistic
I hate how this is something we should accept nowadays. Once a guy on Discord DM'd me that he was autistic and this instantly triggered this guilt feeling in me where I felt like I had to treat him right and be nice to him no matter what because he "has a disability". The dude then proceeded to DM me stupid shit daily, I felt the need to reply out of courtesy. One day he DM'd me pornographic and very lewd furry drawings he made. One day I got fed up and told him to stop, so he stopped. He was still a cringelord in a server we were both in so I also blocked him, which prompted him to look me up in every website I had an account on and send me multiple parragraph-long essays about how I'm a very very bad person.
There are other people who are not openly autistic (at least don't admit they are) and that still DM me, and I still feel that guilt when I don't want to reply to them.
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Anonymous
>I hate how this is something we should accept nowadays.
I don't. I worked as a censor agent and I saw actual serious autism cases, they were adult in body but were barely above a 4-6 year old in mind, I saw how their parents/family were mentally drained, they weren't specially miserable as they tended to be people with amazing houses and obvious wealth, but you can clearly see that they would loved if their kid didn't have that crippling condition.
So when an awkward dude says that it has "autism" I tend to dissmiss them, give their low level mental illness a new name, don't compare it to the people who can't be normal members of society.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Thanks anon. This is how I used to feel about the issue (of course without your actual experience other than a family member that has similar issues but idk if he's officially autistic). I'm sick of how the same word is used to apply to people who seem functional and just want to get away with being total morons. It definitely undermines the people with actual autism, who have become completely invisible now. This is the Cinemaphile server so I have to point out that thanks to movies like Rain Man or that Bruce Willis one with the kid, I used to be aware of what real autistic people were like. But now the autists hoarding all the attention are the le socially awkward idiots that need a special label.
/rant
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile board* wow my brain is fried by discord fr fr
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Anonymous
>I'm sick of how the same word is used to apply to people who seem functional and just want to get away with being total morons. It definitely undermines the people with actual autism, who have become completely invisible now.
This is a problem, but because the victims can't defend themselves for obvious reasons shit is going to get worse.
I actually laugh when I see posts about "everyone is an autist now" when in reality is really hard to meet actual autism cases, the families tend to be more reserved for the safety of the autist.
They medical field should remove the spectrum crutch and separate the condition, I know that there are harder sickness to fight against but that doesn't excuse that they ignore this one.
Having a stranger reach out and start a conversation with you out of the blue. Granted I'm a scandi and we're all autistic.
This happened to me several times in Japan.
There were two things I noticed that was completely different than the US.
First being that I found girls staring at me a lot. Mostly brief glimpses, but distinctly checking me out.
The second being that guys would either refuse to acknowledge I existed, or they would go out of their way to engage me in lengthy personal conversation.
I suspect it's because I was one of the only white people in the fricking country that was wearing a button up instead of a graphic T, and a lot of the weebs traveling there are a special caliber of ugly. So it took them a little bit longer to pick up that I was an autist.
My only """kiss""" that I ever got was from playing spin the bottle once back in high school.
The girl was utterly disgusted and everyone else was laughing as if she has to kiss some barely human leper or something. She had to muster up for a good minute or two and did it only after downing two vodka shots, and it was just a milisecond peck on the lips.
>when you awkwardly sit there while the girl overacts like a drama queen and pretends people are asking her to eat shit or something, waving her hands in front of her face and gagging, while her friends laugh and grab her and try to force her
The worst thing about situations like this is that while it's happened you don't have enough self awareness to just stop the theatrics and deny the kiss first, to spare your own dignity. Luckily I'm not ugly so I've never had a girl act that way toward me but I've seen other people in these situations and it's one of the reasons why I always refuse to play any of these stupid childish party games, like spin the bottle, truth or dare, and never have I ever. It's even worse when you are an adult and seeing people play these games, the stakes are much higher, always amazed at people not seeing the coming train wrecks from playing a game of never have I ever as a married couple.
>always amazed at people not seeing the coming train wrecks from playing a game of never have I ever as a married couple.
Once we were playing never have I ever and this guy had to find out what a bawd his wife was in college because she kept taking drinks in response to sexual prompts and openly talked about it in front of him. He got mad and left by himself. Then she kept calling him and he wasn't picking up, then after a half hour or so he picked up, they talked, she said "he'll be fine" and stayed out with us until like 2am continuing to play games like this and Cards Against Humanity.
For the young anons out there, never get the receipt of your current partner's sexual acts if you actually see a future with them. If any of the women I'm with asks me questions I politely decline to answer, and I never ask about their past escapades, only trouble follows the answers. At the very basic, just make sure they've got a clean bill of health, and there's no weird videos or stories about them on social media.
This is only good advice if you're stuck talking to women out of college who are bound to be run through regardless. If you're young enough, you should do the exact opposite and bring it up as early as possible until you find a girl who hasn't completely ruined herself yet
Sensible advice. I don't know my wife's body count and she doesn't know mine. Every blue moon I get interested in knowing, but then that post-whatever clarity usually hits and I'd rather stick to not knowing.
>always amazed at people not seeing the coming train wrecks from playing a game of never have I ever as a married couple. >never have I ever had an orgasms >wife drinks >entire room full of your closest friends goes quiet >relationship in shambles
It's just fun. Women are the ones who like it and goad each other on. You should hear what they talk about when men aren't there, it's even worse.
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Anonymous
Yeah, my wife was always really uncomfortable with the stuff her high school friends tried to force out of her about our sex life and the TMI they shared about their own. Granted, her group of friends where we live now apparently don't talk about that stuff beyond the occasional risqué joke, so it probably varies based on location and age.
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Anonymous
She was uncomfortable because she didn't want you to hear it. If you weren't there she would have no issue reminiscing.
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Anonymous
You completely misunderstood my post. She would regularly vent to me about these conversations after the fact (in detail, because she's kinda autistic), which would have literally been about me if she wasn't uncomfortable sharing. What little she did share was accidental and I'm pretty sure led to one of said "friends" making an advance towards me shortly after.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
did she say you had a big penis
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Anonymous
No. I don't remember the details, but she was basically the only one of the group who orgasms regularly and the way she reacted to them discussing the topic somehow made that apparent. I think her refusing to go into detail unintentionally added some weird allure after that.
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Anonymous
women not consistently orgasming is a story i hear all the time.
but i can't tell if it's because the guys don't care enough to make them orgasm or if the women have a low libido/aggressiveness and don't try to get themselves to orgasm
That sorta happened to me a while back, I was hanging out with a female friend I've known since high school and we were talking about sexual experiences. She told me she's never had a really satisfying sexual experience. I sat there for a second debating whether or not to bring it up, then reminded her of that time we had sex. Her expression changed, realizing what she'd said. Then she straight up told me she forgot it happened. We both laughed but that fricking stung.
Yeah. I am that "guy friend" for several girls with bfs and I have slept with most of them in the past. I'm not interested now though so they don't need to worry.
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Anonymous
I don't know why you keep female friends unless you're actually implying you still frick them.
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Anonymous
Why wouldn't I? There are no downsides to maintaining the friendships. I'm not starving for pussy so it doesn't drive me crazy if I don't frick them. I get to meet their friends and bfs and network, they set me up with their friends if I ask, they tell me the latest gossip, they help me look good for other girls. One of them is a hairdresser and cuts my hair real nice for 1/4 the price a barber would cost. There are many many benefits to having female friends. And if you really want to frick them, it's pretty much guaranteed that you're their first option if their bf dumps them. I don't personally care that much about that anymore but I have done it in the past. >waaaah anon Chad dumped me, can I come over? >oh no I'm so sorry, yeah come over we can watch -whatever slop is popular- >end up slipping her the comfort dick
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Anonymous
Most of that sounds like a complete waste of time to me. I have surface level friendships with women in mixed friend groups and reap the few actual benefits you listed with way less effort. But I'm also not the type of person who'd ever consider hearing "the latest gossip" to be a perk.
Being bullied as a group of nerd friends, instead of just being me being bullied while my "friends" either acted like nothing happened or ask me why on earth I'm not friends with the bully who is "cool".
Well at least sitting in front of the computer is pretty easy so you can do that for the rest of your life. The problem with spending your youth like that is you become kinda antisocial, scared of doing anything.
Oh I absolutely am afraid of doing stuff outside, but I also feel like I need to be as much as I can inside since my hobbies are on the PC. I could have made more indie games in my youth.
>I told her "I said maybe, I didn't promise I was going to go"
based moron
haha I remember when I did this pepe edit ages ago
nta but that's life. People who partied wish they spent more time studying or staying in, people who studied or stayed inside wish they spent more time partying. My advice as an older anon is take your studying as seriously as you possibly can but still go out and have good life experiences, go to the parties, and footballs games, and drink a beer or two, make friend and network, discover new shit, have sex, get arrested at least once. Don't wait for your parents to give you permission to go because they never will, just do the shit and don't tell them anything, you'll always have regrets if you just stay inside being a good boy or girl.
I remember a cheerleader girl asked me to go to the school football game to watch her and I said maybe then didn't show up and she was really pissed at me. I told her "I said maybe, I didn't promise I was going to go". Then she quit talking to me. It took me a surprisingly long time to actually realize I'm an autist. I was constantly doing socially moronic stuff like that. I didn't even understand why she wanted me to go.
I had a similar experience. >be a hick kid in an upper middle class school >girl invites me and some other kid to her house. >turns out it's a mcmansion, her dad is some gay super into coca cola memorabilia. >she sends the other guy we knew away on a bullshit errand(which I now see in hindsight) >she gets close to me, asking about shit I wasn't paying attention >gets closer, touching me and getting really warm. >ask her about the foundation in the house and the coca cola shit >guy friend shows up from bullshit errand >she's pissed and I have no idea why at the time
Shit happens dude.
I remember a cheerleader girl asked me to go to the school football game to watch her and I said maybe then didn't show up and she was really pissed at me. I told her "I said maybe, I didn't promise I was going to go". Then she quit talking to me. It took me a surprisingly long time to actually realize I'm an autist. I was constantly doing socially moronic stuff like that. I didn't even understand why she wanted me to go.
I guess it's not always a hint. >be me, hanging out with some girl and her friend >the friend comments on how I look good today >first girl decides we should go to a party and the friend says she's only going if I'm going >at the party she takes photos with me and posts on her instagram >a few days later I ask her out but she's like "yeah idk... nah, maybe some other time"
I guess I took too long though tbf.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Something happened at that party for her to react that way. What aren't you telling us?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nothing that I could think of, other than perhaps she realized I was boring. Maybe she could sense my autism.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, idk man. You'll find out eventually, I jad this clear moment of cringe when I found out that a girl liked me and I found out why she was not interested later.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I found out why she was not interested later.
Why was it
Nta, but on the same boat, and the girl basically found a taller, fitter, more mature me that waa two classes older
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's always for different reasons, for me it's because I was just too fricking dense to catch on to her advances and at some point she got the hint that I'm just a moron so she left.
It's not too bad, I have a wife now with 2 kids and life is pretty based.
>People who partied wish they spent more time studying or staying in,
Nope. I've had some amazing parties, hosted a fair few. The only ones I regret are when I was older and cringier, but almost everything before 23 was electric. The couple opportunities to go to parties that I did turn down from that period, I regret.
I loved the hunt, finding chemistry with a girl, charming my way in, getting that insane high of being smitten and hooking up for the first time.
Didn't read the rest of your post, it was too wrong too early
My mom encouraged me to go to the school dance with a girl who asked me and said I would regret it later in life if I didn't go. 15 years later, I still don't regret it. I had so much fun playing video games instead, there's no way I would've had that much fun at the gay dance.
Now, only thing that sucks is, right after that, the girl I ignored started growing massive breasts, ended up being the biggest boobed girl in my class, and she didn't like me after I rejected her. Oh well though.
jews write this stuff; its stuff they do that they dont necessarily realize we dont do
notice how TONS of shows/movies have characters that went to summer camp? how many people do you know that ever went to a summer camp? thats a israeli thing
I was 'homeschooled' and grew up in the rural south. No car, no friends until I got my GED and moved out at 16. Now I work fully remote and never leave my apartment except to run errands. Can't remember the last time I socialized.
I get like that every winter when I'm sitting inside all the time. But it's getting warm outside now. Go sit in the hot sun for a while and become uncomfortable and sweaty. You will hate it, but eventually your body will force you to get out of your head and stop giving a frick. A sauna probably works too but I've never been.
umm I still can cum and feel sensation it's not like my dick doesn't work. I guess just not the same amount of pleasure as uncut.. and no dick cheese heh
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Well, you aren't missing out much. Now answer this, will you (hypothetically speaking) cut your son?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If I ever manage to reproduce I would say 75/25 chance I wouldn't allow him to be circumcised. I would need to do more research on the topic, but I know uncut can have more risk of issues if you don't clean properly and perhaps women think it looks weird. But you also are losing nerves which add to pleasure so not really sure at this point tbh
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Well, there you go. You have learned from your life experience and have made a better future for your son. May you have peace knowing your son will have full use of his wiener when he is of age.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
saying "no dick cheese heh" with a mutilated wiener is the same as a person without an arm saying "at least I have no stinky armpit heh"
>7th grade autist >talking to somewhat popular Stacy-ish girl on AOL Instant Messenger >she asks who my crush is >tell her it's her friend, another popular girl >she asks me a bunch of questions and acts excited/encouraging about it >tell her everything because I was a naive moron and didn't understand the situation >asks me if I would kiss her, I say yes, asks me if I would make out with her or just peck her lips, I say make out, shit like that >walk into class the next day, everyone is laughing at me >apparently she showed everyone our conversation >my crush avoids me for the rest of time, never spoke to her again
Honestly I think that was the moment I never reputationally recovered from, now that I'm thinking about it. I never had a chance after this.
It's scary how humans really are just like chimps. You commit a social faux pas, get humiliated, become relegated to "low status" and then you don't breed.
If he just didn't let it affect him, it wouldn't have been so bad. I've seen kids recover from shit like that. Things can only destroy you if you let them. I saw a kid literally lose his swim trunks and everyone laughed at his shriveled wiener, like in some movie. And he still recovered from it and got a gf.
If he just didn't let it affect him, it wouldn't have been so bad. I've seen kids recover from shit like that. Things can only destroy you if you let them. I saw a kid literally lose his swim trunks and everyone laughed at his shriveled wiener, like in some movie. And he still recovered from it and got a gf.
This. When you embarrass yourself, you feel like everyone is watching you and anticipating you to make any mistake so they can dogpile on you. The truth is, everyone forgets that shit after a week. Normies are constantly doing things like going out with friends or stimulating their brains on tiktok 24/7, they move on from things so easily. You can always recover. Unless your an adult, in which case, everyone will look at you differently because you're actually expected to know things and live up to standards. This is why trying new things as an adult doesn't work.
Nah I've fricked up as an adult before and people still forgot about it because I acted like it didn't bother me. It did, deeply. But I acted like it didn't. Example: broke up with my dumb c**t ex after a fight so she got on my laptop and showed everyone I knew my internet activity including my porn habits, edgy Cinemaphile memes I'd saved, and posts where I said Black person. I took a rep hit but 2 years on it's like nothing happened because I basically just said "sneed" and acted like I didn't give a frick what people thought about it.
Man, AOL was a wild time. I remember sending all kids of stuff to some crush of mine through our profiles because her parents supposedly had a log of all of her messages, so we assumed that we could dirty chat through profile messages, then quickly change them after the other person read it.
I also remember some of the chat rooms. I talked with some girl who was probably 10-15 years older than me (I forget, I was 14) and she eventually sent me all kinds of nude pics and would answer any question I had about women. She was Bahai so she would also randomly go on religious tangents. I remember having great conversations while alt-tabbing to Call of Duty United Offensive multiplayer.
>she was Bahai
Is this a kind of hippie carefree belief system? Cause I love spiritual women in how they are so open and friendly like this and help us awkward dudes speedrun through the real life information highway.
Yeah, I think she grew up Bahai but clearly had some weird hippy beliefs on top of that. The fact that I just passively listened to her rambling and said "wow, that's really deep" at the right moments between my matches probably led her to thinking I was actually interested.
I got groomed by a 40 year old Indian woman my parents knew when I was 14, we used to chat on AIM every night while I played Warcraft 3 and she sent me nudes. Good times.
Man, my parents had no idea I was chatting with randoms. I guess in some ways she groomed me, but I never sent her anything other than a few random pictures of me on Photobucket. What's your full story?
I don't even remember what her name was or why we stopped talking. Kinda wish I could relive some of those chats.
I got groomed by a 40 year old Indian woman my parents knew when I was 14, we used to chat on AIM every night while I played Warcraft 3 and she sent me nudes. Good times.
...what the frick is so unbelievable about it? in fact there are actually even more embarrassing details about that situation which i left out (like why she thought i had a big dick). but rest assured it happened.
I remember watching a girl wrestling my friend trying to take his shorts off to see his dick, you never saw anything like that? It isn't unbelievable to me.
My daughter is 22 and a virgin. She also has an onlyfans and a Patreon where she models bikinis & panties and sells them. Like I said she's a virgin (she doesn't tell me this obviously, but someone I know who she wouldnt lie to) and doesn't believe in premarital sex. My other daughter is 16 and has had sex with like 11 boys. I don't even want her to stay with me it hurts so much. My other daughter is 11 and locks herself in her room daily. Especially when it's time to see her mom. She likes anime, video games and her cat
>My other daughter is 11 and locks herself in her room daily. Especially when it's time to see her mom. She likes anime, video games and her cat
Anon... is your daugther ugly? Because if she is, it's so close of being over she's going straight into the woke pipeline.
No. Obviously they're all beautiful to me. My oldest is model tier, my youngest is on her way. My teenager is pretty enough. My ex-wife looks like Kourtney Kardashian. I look like alcoholic Robin Thicke. They're pretty girls.
My oldest really wanted me to vote for Vivek Ramaswamy , but I don't vote
>No. Obviously they're all beautiful to me
You can save her, I don't know how but you should try to stop her from falling into the rabbit hole at such young age.
People calmly eating a big breakfast in the morning before work or school. When I was a kid it was always hectic "eat your cheerios... the bus will be here in 5 minutes!!!!" or "get ready... I have to leave for work!" As an adult I've followed the same routine and am usually late for work, although I don't have to be there at an exact time.
My little sister went to a rainbow party when she was in Middle School. Police showed up due to loud music and shut it down. They brought my sister home.. in green lipstick, and then explained to my dad what a rainbow party was. He looked like he got stabbed through the heart as the cops explained it and then he looked over at my sister and saw her lipstick.
They weren't. They were a hysteria started by Oprah IIRC. I was 21 when that kicked up, and already a dad, but I can't believe girls changed that much. Every blowjob I got as a teen was a big deal, like one time a girlfriend wore lingerie or a little nudey show an gave me one. She wanted to kiss me after, I refused and so she kicked me out. We made up but no blowjobs for like 4 months. I still told all my friends she was going down on me.
This. Britney Spears was really young & sexy so everyone freaked out and had teen girls sucking miles of dick cuz she was hot.
>No. Obviously they're all beautiful to me
You can save her, I don't know how but you should try to stop her from falling into the rabbit hole at such young age.
I don't want her to be promiscuous like my middle daughter. I'll leave her be and keep her from my ex
I grew up in a rough neighborhood. When I was 11, we did what we called "dogging" (not public sex). Basically, the 4 neighborhood girls would kiss the neighborhood guys (7 of us) where we would put our tongues down their throats and also lick and kiss their necks and cheeks. Just like how dogs do hence "dogging".
Looking back, I'm somewhat relieved we did that before the girls had any kind of sex (oral, veganal, anal) because at least there was no disease. 2 of them were pretty bawdy later on. Though it's kinda horrifying we were that low class to do that.
I remember the weird kid wanting people to put sticks in his ass and treating it as a joke. We all just laughed at him at the time, we didn't put sticks in his ass so he did it to himself and we laughed at his moronic antics. We were like 6, this memory has stuck with me, I don't think I can remember anything else from when I was 6. His dad later all got put behind bars for having a massive hoard of CP and the kid became gay (obviously), and killed himself with an overdose around 17. Funny how you just do shit without thinking as a kid, you don't know fricking anything about the world or why things are the way they are, you just accept and laugh at it. My only thought at the time was that he is a weird moron.
This took such a dark turn that I could not help but laugh. Reminds me of Revenge of the Sith. >this is where the fun begins! haha
and then he's killing literal children. Kino
Yeah I have to admit the whole thing still makes me laugh. Why not I guess, laughing is a fine coping mechanism for realizing I lived right down the street from such a fricked up situation.
Oh yeah and he drew wieners constantly. Constantly. You gave this kid a crayon or pencil and paper and he would go to town drawing thousands of pictures of dicks. Sometimes butts too but mostly dicks. We thought it was funny as frick.
Kissing booths. I remember a few Disney shows having them as plot point but I’ve never heard of them being a thing in real life let alone actually seen one. I assume they were a thing when the writers were teens
guess ya weren't invited
That was a thing in the 90s thou
No, it fricking wasn’t. I was fricking by the late 90s, and there were no “makeout parties.” This was and is strictly a sitcom meme.
>My experience and the limited experience of those around me speak for everybody
Does he know?
>he wasn't invited
White people used to hide it behind the pretense of things like Spin The Bottle.
Which we absolutely played.
Seething about make out chads
____ __ ____?
>he doesn't know
This. It’s also how a lot of young people ended up getting mononucleosis and HPV too.
No it wasn't. I started having sex when I was 13 in 1994. This was in Northern Delaware, right in the epicenter of the NE. No makeout parties.
Sex wasn't flowing either. You'd fingerbang a girl, maybe she'd let you dryhump her, which was awful cuz it felt better if you were naked and she had her panties on (obviously they feel better than boxers) but you also obviously always wanted her naked. Girls were strict, arbitrary, capricious and fully aware they wielded God like powers.
Worse thing was when my gf and this other chick treated me like a plaything on the back of the bus and I thought I was gonna get laid, maybe by both but they just ended up watching MTV and laughing at me
Stop posting Dad, dating is a lot different now
Ah, a fellow delawaregay. I was born the same year you lost your virginity. Other than that, had similar experiences.
>Girls were strict, arbitrary, capricious and fully aware they wielded God like powers.
Things are worse now. You had it easy.
>No makeout parties.
>Sex wasn't flowing either.
How crappy your teens were. I was the same age at the same time and it flowed like wine. Every girl was a 9 or 10, huge fat people barely existed. If you can't have that in your teens, why even live.
>If you can't have that in your teens, why even live.
Video games?
frick off, man
You probably have been to several make-out party and never even realized.
It is just a normal hang-out that ends in one of those stupid games where you play Truth or Dare, and so on. Where your friends try to get you to kiss some girl.
I've only ever been to one party and it was a pizza party at Chuck E. Cheese when I was 7.
C'mon. You're a grown up man. You've played Truth and Dare once with some friends, right? It is impossible to not have played this shit.
Lmao /LULZ/ is leaking again.
Ikr next he'll say he never had seven minutes in heaven or played guess the dick
I've played truth or dare multiple times. Never resulted in anyone kissing or fricking
Chuck E. Cheese’s was the fricking shit. Don’t worry anon, you’ve already been to the best outside of a cocaine den.
I've played spin the bottle, lost my virginity at 15, fricked a bunch of hoes during highschool and now during college. But there is no Chuck E. Cheese in my country and I've always wondered how cool would've been to have a party at one with all the animatronics, pizza and videogames.
I have sex with strange b***hes, go to parties, but I really miss playing vidya with my friends. Last time I played videogames with my friends I used skype. It was 2018 probably. Some anons don't know how good they have.
That's how i got my first kiss actually.....my only kiss really. Man what happened, how did i turn into such a nerd.
There you go, champ. You been to a make-out party in your life.
Kissing someone at a party isn't the same thing as a party specifically for people to makeout at.
It is the same thing. If you went to a party, which is a social gathering meant to meet up with your friends and hook with a girl, and in it you played a game that got you to actually kiss a random girl, then that shit could pretty much be considered a makeout party since there's no actual distinction between the two.
This. If you were never invited to a party where everyone played Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare, or Seven Minutes in Heaven than you were a complete frickin' LA-HOO-ZERR.
I went to a few of those a friends house. Felt my first boob at one (she was a butch lesbian who played paintball with us but wasn't out at the time. The breasts have since been replaced with zippers)
Still not a “makeout party,” that’s just literally every teen party where parents don’t stay in the same room.
>that's not a makeout party that's a makeout party
Huh. Odd.
That made boomers shit their pants so hard they had to make up shit like sex bracelets.
>When the parent hugs their child and tells them they are proud of them...
Go to an a.a. meeting and pretend to be an alcoholic. You'll get a ton of support and people patting you on the back, telling you they're proud of you and that they're here for you.
I cant go to an AA meeting I'm a fricking alcohol.
You're right, stay safe so they don't drink you
kek'd harder than I should have.
Are you the driver from the pasta?
Fight Club-pilled.
>pretend
Hahah. Yeah. Hah.
…
>pretend to be an alcoholic
That's, like, the worst of both worlds.
I feel that one. My parents seperated when I was 3 and my mom got total custody because my dad was an abusive alcoholic. But my mom had a pain killer addiction and was also an alcoholic. I can't remember her ever hugging me. My mom just stayed in bed the entire time she was home drinking and watching tv. I thought it was completely normal to have poptarts and cereal for dinner every night until I was a teenager and started getting invited to other people's houses.
Reading these stories, I'm just glad I had loving parents. Holy shit man it's a miracle some of you guys didn't turn out to be sleeper agents or something.
Sleeper agents for whom? You need to have at least a minimum of social contacts to get brainwashed.
>you need to be a somebody to go jihad for politicians
No, I really don't think you need to know anybody. I mean, sure, it helps.
>tfw too incel even for the CIA to brainwash
I'm too much of a contrarian to be radicalized.
Welcom the Cinemaphile.
I honestly would live in a cabin in the woods, trapping hitchikers and putting deadly traps, if it weren't for videogames that numbs me for 11 hours a day preventing me from aquiring the means to do it
People haven't told you you're wrong enough. Agent for whom? Yes, to be an agent you have to working for someone, who then activates you.
You're conflating that with someone just snapping.
>parents never had any time for me
>never showed up to the grade 3 school play
>Came home late on Friday nights (really Saturday mornings cuz it was at least 2 AM), nobody was there to raise hell on where I was
>Dinner was always something canned I heated up, delivery, pick-up, or sandwiches I made. I can count with only 2 hands, how many times I actually had a meal with them
I fricking feel you anon. My parents weren't abusive, but they never gave me any validation because they weren't around either.
I got psyop'd into thinking stuff like this was le bad and didn't go, alienating me from my peers and turning me into an incel. Why did they do that to me? I got invited and said no because the tv and my parents and church said it was le bad. They cucked me out of bonding with peers, having sex, getting a gf, etc.
They were trying to prevent you from the prevalent gay fight club indoctrination that was happening at the time.
Do gay fight clubs exist?
t. Curious
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door
You failed the community shit test. You were supposed to be a rebel and go anyway, that's what girls like. A rebellious bad boy. You instead cucked like a good goy. They're all laughing at you behind your back.
>oey vey goyim its your own fault, ur a failure, pls dont take revenge
lol lmao
He's right though. I don't think parents do it consciously but they do do it. For some reason, they get restrictive and want to keep you safe in your little bubble. But you will never achieve success in life if you do that, you need to get out there. I think parents just want you to stay their "pets" forever, like you were as a little kid, and can't cope with the idea that you're becoming an adult. Even though literally every generation goes through this, they always forget and the cycle repeats.
>>oey vey goyim its your own fault, ur a failure,
Yes. You know you could have done better
>Like a good goy
How does having sex and kissing make you an evil goy? Black personcattle npcs are good goys but they get loads of sex
This guy gets it. It's necessary to create arbitrary rules for kids to rebel against so they don't rebel in ways that are actually destructive for them.
Only goobers actually take these rules seriously; and unfortunately a bunch of goobers got rid of them so now we have trannies and a bunch of other bizarre shit.
This.
If your life were a movie you failed the first step of a hero's journey, which is to defy your elders and fears of the unknow, and venture forth into call of adventure. You're a literal extra in life.
Just fricking imagine how different your life could have been if you had taken those steps outside your home and become an actual protagonist.
DAMN.
>Why did they do that to me?
to turn you into an incel. never forget, its on purpose. they wanted to crush birthrates, and you are a victim of their machinations. Just like all that std and 'pregnancy wil ruin ur life' shit. They said that so you'd normalize not reproducing and thus, not reproduce. Nobody told you that after a certain point in time, it would be impossible to go back.
Churches in the 90s/00s were still operating on the old system but had nothing to back it up with/weren't adapting/couldn't predict the new system. What I mean by this is, they were still trying to foster good communities with good, moral men and women. And there's nothing wrong with that. However, there weren't enough people who actually listened, as many new opportunities for different alternative lifestyles, as well as avoidance of social consequences, were quickly arising through the internet, as well as a new economy and new social framework that fostered movement of peoples, rather than everyone staying in one close-knit community. Not to mention disruption of communities through mass immigration, and the propagandizing effects of mass media. All of these things converged to uproot everything.
So, what all this means is, the few goyim who bought into it were left high and dry. Someone like anon would have gotten a good Christian gf from his community in decades past, gotten a local job that paid well enough to let him support her, and had some kids. But today, all the old jobs are shipped overseas, and all the local girls leave his community to go to college to become indoctrinated with feminism, take on massive student debt, and prostitute around away from their parents' eyes, so he just becomes an incel, because there is no one for him. Tragic, but it is what it is.
And you aren't alone anon, many immigrant families with traditional values go through the same thing. They lose their daughters to western degeneracy all the time.
No.
Parents to this day still pull this shit, though i think kids nowadays are all on their cellphone or something so no need for it.
That was just their ways to test if you were going to challenge their will as a teenager. It's a literal shit test parents make.
Yes. In most of the world, parents do this and it functions just fine, because their communities are actually close-knit and they marry off their kids to one another. Then they come to America or Europe and think they're doing something good by sending their daughters to college, but it fricks everything about their way of life up. Conservative church people are trying to conserve something that no longer exists and cannot exist in the current economy and social climate.
>Conservative church people are trying to conserve something that no longer exists and cannot exist in the current economy and social climate.
Eh, my church conserves it just fine. You're being far too blackpilled when the reality of things is that close knit communities are what they are because they're dependant on things like morals and values, the actual ones, not the ones you claim to have on the internet.
You think theres no way to live if youre not gonna smoke weed, hook up with random bawds on tinder, be indocrinated by college marxists, develop some sort of drug habit, get divorced to a woman you never really loved, and live in a huge megacity where life is seen as disposable and worthless and culture is purely commercial.
Eventually, the allure of such a lifestyle is diminished by information. It doesnt matter if you're at the top of the social hiearchy when its all been revealed to by dehumanizing garbage. It would be like being the best trash collector at the dump. Church communities arent the norm anymore, but theyll be around regardless. Churches are not going away anytime soon, and its probably better that the filthy lifetsyle is so alluring because it would keep the people that want it out of the community, preserving it further. Chruches are surviving just fine with all the nihilism going around. Eventually people realize they need something more than instant gratification and social conformity.
>spent 20 years whining about being a virgin on the internet
>spending the next 20 years whining about MUH BLOODLINE on /misc/
Couldn't be me
They had fun in their youth so you can't
Same. I was a good little boy and did what grandma said was right.
None of that happened, israelite.
Happened to me too. I ended up just marrying the first girl I ever dated (high school gf). I used to be upset over missing out on college hookups and shit but now I don't care anymore
Wearing a towel after a shower instead of just getting dressed in the bathroom. Kinda make sense for a girl who has to decide what to wear, but idk why guys would.
If you're young, so your mother or sister won't see your junk.
If you're older, so your kids won't see your junk.
Now if you live alone then there's no reason for that and movies only do it so they won't have to show male actors actually naked. Same with actress wearing bras during sex scenes.
Got damn I want to bone her. No cap I'd wild mambo that. On God tho I'd hunka chunka the shit outta her frfr
>he doesn't listen by the bathroom floor if anyone's in the hallway and then do a naked Flash run to his room
ngmi
We aren't all 16 anon
>make up
Why Americans use this to say kiss? Isn't make up what woman put in their ugly face to make it more appealing to men?
Because it's make out, not make up
so what difference does it make where you make? Do make-in and make-down also have different things too you damn fricking morons?
Idk anon, languages evolve organically, not logically. I'm sure your native language is also filled with nonsensical phrases or strange terms for things
>nooo you can't just use particles and prepositions to modify verbs and change their meaning REEEE
We had tons of make out parties when I was 12 to 14. I'm 40 years old right now so this was in 95 to 97 or so. They were never called make out parties tho
Yeah at least with my gen, it was just couples making out in the same room where there weren't parents.
Girls who run around the beach and the pool in their bikinis while their father is there but would be embarrassed if he saw her in a bra and panties. Its the same shit and the female response about extra padding and being prepared for people to see you like is moronic female logic.
Stephanie's friend Gina was so hot. She should have been a star who showed her breasts in movies.
I always get her and Six from blossom mixed up
having a girlfriend
having friends
having sex
basically any normal human interaction or relationship
I thought this was made up, until I started dating a post-emo bisexual girl in my mid-20s. I saw some wild shit.
Makeout parties are wild shit? The frick?
From my background, yes, just that was pretty wild for me. But I'm talking about much more than that. Like playing strip games, girls walking around topless, drunk girls fingering each other on the floor, snorting coke/molly, playing truth or dare, girls being dared to suck guys' wieners and actually doing it to everyone else cheering, etc. The first time I went to one of these parties, I was shocked. Where I came from, the most intense a party would get was a game of charades. We didn't even drink alcohol.
Depending on your background, you might think I'm moronic for finding any of this shocking since it's so normal to you, or you might find what I'm saying completely unbelievable because it's so abnormal to you. For me, now, I've learned how to fit in with both groups of people, but it was definitely an adjustment.
Just say youre rich
No, it's abhorrent and classless.
i'm 24 years old and i never even kissed a girl.
i only touched my lips on her lips.
I've never had sex with a girl, I just touched her cervix with the tip of my penis while soaking.
I went to a party and there was a group of metal heads, like dragon force speed metal fans, and they started playing spin the bottle but it was all dudes? and they really did it they started making out and everything.
Just dudes being dudes
See
I played spin the bottle with my gf and her friends and their bfs, and when I spun, the bottle landed on her friend's bf, and they both tried really hard to get us to kiss each other. The worst part is, he seemed open to it.
>I played spin the bottle with my gf and her friends and their bfs
You lucky bastard. I would be willing to make lip contact with some dude for a chance of actually kissing my gf's friends. Am I a homosexual?
Bisexual. So the gaygiest gay of them all.
That's the point of the game.
Frankly it was kinda shocking to me how many guys turn at least a tiny bit bi if they are drunk. Especially those jock athlete types.
Ywnbaw.
i am 100% straight and have had no problem kissing the guy in this scenario. a straight man corners the pussy and crushes it. he doesnt let stone fortifications, best friend wienerblocking or getting lip to lip with a dude stop him from turning that pussy inside out. only a closeted gay would worry about revealing their gay secret or unlocking some deeper wienerlust and let that pussy get away over a kiss. protip: your gf set that up bc she wanted to frick you with 1 or more of her girlfriends and you blew it
imagine being this desperate just for a crumb of pussy lmao
Just dudes practising. Girls do it so we do it too.... Right?
>dragon force speed metal fans
Figures.
>Cinemaphile posters didn't play spin the bottle in 4th-6th grade
honestly explains a lot
I related hard to Elliot talking about being stunned when his friends were talking about their sexual exploits, like hearing that his friend had his wiener sucked in 8th grade or whatever (been a while since I read it, something like that). I went through something similar, I had a friend who told me about playing spin the bottle and kissing a girl, and not long after he told me a girl sucked his wiener. I never did any of that. Didn't seem real.
At my highschool graduation I had anal sex with a girl and she sucked my dick afterwards to clean it, no condom. Later I found her making out with my friend, I don't know if she brushed her teeth or anything. I've never told him.
That's kinda nasty.
It's really gross, and I regret it.
didn't stephanie grow up to have big honkers?
I would like to shit post and make fun of the anons here but my situation growing up was even more pathetic. In my school the kids were routinely having sex in the bathroom floor and stalls, going as far as running trains on certain girls. I can't even say i didn't have any chance because they'd invite me, but back then i was too young and naive. I found the whole thing crass and disgusting. I always thought i would eventually get to date a girl from the school that i liked and lose my virginity the "proper way". That is... until the day my friends ran a train on that exact girl. And there i was... witnessing that shit and covering for them watching the bathroom door.... this shit broke me for life which is why i nowadays i have to go out at night hunting prostitutes to kill. It is the only thing that get me calm.
>That is... until the day my friends ran a train on that exact girl. And there i was... witnessing that shit and covering for them watching the bathroom door...
The making of a cuckold.
eh this story is fake
He pushed it too far with the second part, but kids actually do frick in the bathroom stalls.
Compulsive liars do, yeah.
Yeah, me being a loser loner I'd walk or sit around before school started on the edge of school and I'd constantly see a guy and a girl walk in a bathroom together and leave after 5 minutes.
LMAO, this rings true. They didn't invent it, but they certainly popularized it. Everyone living in a city wished to be Jerry Seinfield or Monica Geller.
Ixnay on the unting-hey ores-whey my guy.
I liked the ending the most
>nowadays i have to go out at night hunting prostitutes to kill. It is the only thing that get me calm.
lol
lmao
dating hookup culture was invented by sitcom writers so they could have a new guest actor every episode
When I was 13 I was at a party and played spin the bottle and the first two girls my spin landed on refused to kiss me.
Pretty much this every time we played spin the bottle in my neighbor hood middle school aged. The girls only wanted to kiss 2 of the guys, not me and make the guys kiss each other. Then give them shit for not doing it. We also played truth or dare a few times mostly to kiss those 2 boys and make us other boys do stupid stuff. We once played 7 minutes of heaven I got stuck with the ugly israelite girl and they blocked us up in the bath room she wanted to do stuff with me but I just didn't do anything wanted it to be special with some one i at least kinda liked. I'm 36 year old virgin and only ever kissed a few girls.
>character has a local store/restaurant where they spend all their time and are friends with people who work there and go to them for advice
I refuse to believe this is a real thing that happens during any era modern enough to have television
I knew a few young women years back who claimed to be bi because they got drunk one night and 69'd their bestie.
Pretty hot.
A girl once told me that her bestie held her legs open while a group of guys and girls took turns licking her vegana.
Nice
a make-out party for teenagers is like a bacchanalia for adults
in implication is obvious. this is as close as they could get to suggesting teens frick at parties.
We only ever caught the Male choir teacher having sex with his male student teacher assistant in the bathroom.
More like queer teacher
No one has sex in the Nurses office even after school.
Characters going to the bathroom to splash water on their face.
I did this and at drinking fountains.
why?
Sweaty and or angry to splash cold water on my face settle down because if i fought back id be in the same amount of trouble. Also more recently just cleaning your face feels good.
Women?
People kiss at parties?
they probably meant a rainbow party
Seems like a rich jock thing
Women finding an awkward and shy guy cute.
Stephanie becomes a prostitute in real life . Coincidence?
People chilling on their beds and couches with their shoes on.
90s kid here. They were pretty common.
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
i have and it's not that great
Frickin what? It's one of the best feelings in the world if you really like her and sexual tension has been building up between you. You've never kissed a girl and had her look at you with those bedroom eyes like she's completely under your spell and you could take her right there with no resistance? I actually can't think of a better feeling in life. Maybe winning a tough fight against your rival comes close. Even something like graduation didn't compare to the rush of making out with my crush in school, then undressing her. My heart was rushing, adrenaline pumped so hard my hands started shaking as I kissed her, touched a boob and then fingered a vegana for the first time. Wish I could experience all that again, it's become so mundane now. Still fun but not like the first time.
>if you really like her
Yeah I didn't so that may be the issue.
Well no shit if you kiss someone you don't like it won't be fun, kek. I hope you experience a good kiss someday anon, truly one of life's greatest experiences.
fack you
See it becomes boring after the built up anticipation and importance from being a clueless virgin and inexperience. It's absolutely not a big deal and it's far more expedient to coom at home and get on with a clear mind.
Everything in life becomes boring once you get used to it doughbeit. Even if you bought a private jet it would become boring after some time.
Sex has its own gold and diamond covered pedestal that is shilled as an unbeatable experience more than anything else today.
As a contrarian this is why I refuse to have sex. Not saying I would be able to if I wanted to, but I still don't.
>it's become so mundane now. Still fun but not like the first time.
aren't you just supporting what the guy you're responding to said? you do it for awhile and then it becomes boring and it's no big deal. virgins aint missing out.
>winning a tough fight against your rival
Are you a cartoon character? Who the frick has a rival?
I have a rival. Its whoever keeps posting this prostitute in Stargate threads.
My rivals are the baskin and gadon posters
>he didn't pokemon battle his rival at the end of every school day
Bob Saget died from fallin gover in his hotel room? No conspiracy theories about this? The odd thing is he was always so warm and nice to everyone in interviews and actually looked like he was carrying a lot of pain, so I thought he had an terminal illness
There's no such thing as a make out party.
Having a stranger reach out and start a conversation with you out of the blue. Granted I'm a scandi and we're all autistic.
That happens all the time to extroverts. Anons give off weird energy so people avoid us.
Sadly my anon energy always seems to attract spergs who feels like they've found a kindred spirit.
Same here, I keep getting DM's from massive autismos on Discord. Strangers that talk to me like I've known them forever and send me stupid mundane stuff like what their day was like.
Now you know 000,1% of the pain a woman feels every day
kek, poor them
lol that sounds similar to what happens to me online, despite me telling these people openly that I'm not interested. Too many people these days are born without that part of the brain that should tell them to stop.
A sperg talked to me about an anime I've never seen for 15 minutes the other day, trying to convince me to watch it because I was wearing a DBZ shirt. Here was the conversation:
>minding my own business
>"Do you like anime?"
>turn around
>see sperg
>"Yeah"
>"Have you seen x?"
>"Nah"
>*spills his spaghetti at me for 15 minutes until I cut him off*
Kek reminds me of a coworker at a place I worked a few summers ago
>"Hey anon do you know about MTG?"
>"Yeah, I have a couple of friends who play. I tried it once but I didn't like it."
>Proceeds to ramble about how cool and awesome the game is whenever he saw me for the entirety of the summer, even going as far as trying to invite me to his place to play
In his defense he was likely autistic (as in actually autistic, not just socially awkward) and was just trying to make friends.
>In his defense he was likely autistic
I hate how this is something we should accept nowadays. Once a guy on Discord DM'd me that he was autistic and this instantly triggered this guilt feeling in me where I felt like I had to treat him right and be nice to him no matter what because he "has a disability". The dude then proceeded to DM me stupid shit daily, I felt the need to reply out of courtesy. One day he DM'd me pornographic and very lewd furry drawings he made. One day I got fed up and told him to stop, so he stopped. He was still a cringelord in a server we were both in so I also blocked him, which prompted him to look me up in every website I had an account on and send me multiple parragraph-long essays about how I'm a very very bad person.
There are other people who are not openly autistic (at least don't admit they are) and that still DM me, and I still feel that guilt when I don't want to reply to them.
>I hate how this is something we should accept nowadays.
I don't. I worked as a censor agent and I saw actual serious autism cases, they were adult in body but were barely above a 4-6 year old in mind, I saw how their parents/family were mentally drained, they weren't specially miserable as they tended to be people with amazing houses and obvious wealth, but you can clearly see that they would loved if their kid didn't have that crippling condition.
So when an awkward dude says that it has "autism" I tend to dissmiss them, give their low level mental illness a new name, don't compare it to the people who can't be normal members of society.
Thanks anon. This is how I used to feel about the issue (of course without your actual experience other than a family member that has similar issues but idk if he's officially autistic). I'm sick of how the same word is used to apply to people who seem functional and just want to get away with being total morons. It definitely undermines the people with actual autism, who have become completely invisible now. This is the Cinemaphile server so I have to point out that thanks to movies like Rain Man or that Bruce Willis one with the kid, I used to be aware of what real autistic people were like. But now the autists hoarding all the attention are the le socially awkward idiots that need a special label.
/rant
Cinemaphile board* wow my brain is fried by discord fr fr
>I'm sick of how the same word is used to apply to people who seem functional and just want to get away with being total morons. It definitely undermines the people with actual autism, who have become completely invisible now.
This is a problem, but because the victims can't defend themselves for obvious reasons shit is going to get worse.
I actually laugh when I see posts about "everyone is an autist now" when in reality is really hard to meet actual autism cases, the families tend to be more reserved for the safety of the autist.
They medical field should remove the spectrum crutch and separate the condition, I know that there are harder sickness to fight against but that doesn't excuse that they ignore this one.
This happened to me several times in Japan.
There were two things I noticed that was completely different than the US.
First being that I found girls staring at me a lot. Mostly brief glimpses, but distinctly checking me out.
The second being that guys would either refuse to acknowledge I existed, or they would go out of their way to engage me in lengthy personal conversation.
I suspect it's because I was one of the only white people in the fricking country that was wearing a button up instead of a graphic T, and a lot of the weebs traveling there are a special caliber of ugly. So it took them a little bit longer to pick up that I was an autist.
>Make-out party
Isn't that just an orgy?
My only """kiss""" that I ever got was from playing spin the bottle once back in high school.
The girl was utterly disgusted and everyone else was laughing as if she has to kiss some barely human leper or something. She had to muster up for a good minute or two and did it only after downing two vodka shots, and it was just a milisecond peck on the lips.
Hard to function normally after things like that
>when you awkwardly sit there while the girl overacts like a drama queen and pretends people are asking her to eat shit or something, waving her hands in front of her face and gagging, while her friends laugh and grab her and try to force her
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Breathe heavily through your mouth as snot drips out your nose, then take a hit from your inhaler.
Also whipe your mouth with the back of your hand
>forgetting to push up your glasses with tape in the middle
The worst thing about situations like this is that while it's happened you don't have enough self awareness to just stop the theatrics and deny the kiss first, to spare your own dignity. Luckily I'm not ugly so I've never had a girl act that way toward me but I've seen other people in these situations and it's one of the reasons why I always refuse to play any of these stupid childish party games, like spin the bottle, truth or dare, and never have I ever. It's even worse when you are an adult and seeing people play these games, the stakes are much higher, always amazed at people not seeing the coming train wrecks from playing a game of never have I ever as a married couple.
>always amazed at people not seeing the coming train wrecks from playing a game of never have I ever as a married couple.
Once we were playing never have I ever and this guy had to find out what a bawd his wife was in college because she kept taking drinks in response to sexual prompts and openly talked about it in front of him. He got mad and left by himself. Then she kept calling him and he wasn't picking up, then after a half hour or so he picked up, they talked, she said "he'll be fine" and stayed out with us until like 2am continuing to play games like this and Cards Against Humanity.
For the young anons out there, never get the receipt of your current partner's sexual acts if you actually see a future with them. If any of the women I'm with asks me questions I politely decline to answer, and I never ask about their past escapades, only trouble follows the answers. At the very basic, just make sure they've got a clean bill of health, and there's no weird videos or stories about them on social media.
This is only good advice if you're stuck talking to women out of college who are bound to be run through regardless. If you're young enough, you should do the exact opposite and bring it up as early as possible until you find a girl who hasn't completely ruined herself yet
Sensible advice. I don't know my wife's body count and she doesn't know mine. Every blue moon I get interested in knowing, but then that post-whatever clarity usually hits and I'd rather stick to not knowing.
>always amazed at people not seeing the coming train wrecks from playing a game of never have I ever as a married couple.
>never have I ever had an orgasms
>wife drinks
>entire room full of your closest friends goes quiet
>relationship in shambles
why wouldn't you just lie?
It's a drinking game, anon. People are usually already drunk by the time they start playing and even more so as the game goes on.
This, I don't understand the point of these dumb games, normies act like they are being put on trial by the gods or something.
It's just fun. Women are the ones who like it and goad each other on. You should hear what they talk about when men aren't there, it's even worse.
Yeah, my wife was always really uncomfortable with the stuff her high school friends tried to force out of her about our sex life and the TMI they shared about their own. Granted, her group of friends where we live now apparently don't talk about that stuff beyond the occasional risqué joke, so it probably varies based on location and age.
She was uncomfortable because she didn't want you to hear it. If you weren't there she would have no issue reminiscing.
You completely misunderstood my post. She would regularly vent to me about these conversations after the fact (in detail, because she's kinda autistic), which would have literally been about me if she wasn't uncomfortable sharing. What little she did share was accidental and I'm pretty sure led to one of said "friends" making an advance towards me shortly after.
did she say you had a big penis
No. I don't remember the details, but she was basically the only one of the group who orgasms regularly and the way she reacted to them discussing the topic somehow made that apparent. I think her refusing to go into detail unintentionally added some weird allure after that.
women not consistently orgasming is a story i hear all the time.
but i can't tell if it's because the guys don't care enough to make them orgasm or if the women have a low libido/aggressiveness and don't try to get themselves to orgasm
Did you frick the friend?
>I don't understand the point of these dumb games
That's because you're autistic, anon.
It's funny because to me THEY are autistic!
That sorta happened to me a while back, I was hanging out with a female friend I've known since high school and we were talking about sexual experiences. She told me she's never had a really satisfying sexual experience. I sat there for a second debating whether or not to bring it up, then reminded her of that time we had sex. Her expression changed, realizing what she'd said. Then she straight up told me she forgot it happened. We both laughed but that fricking stung.
>female friend
>we had sex
like clockwork
Yeah. I am that "guy friend" for several girls with bfs and I have slept with most of them in the past. I'm not interested now though so they don't need to worry.
I don't know why you keep female friends unless you're actually implying you still frick them.
Why wouldn't I? There are no downsides to maintaining the friendships. I'm not starving for pussy so it doesn't drive me crazy if I don't frick them. I get to meet their friends and bfs and network, they set me up with their friends if I ask, they tell me the latest gossip, they help me look good for other girls. One of them is a hairdresser and cuts my hair real nice for 1/4 the price a barber would cost. There are many many benefits to having female friends. And if you really want to frick them, it's pretty much guaranteed that you're their first option if their bf dumps them. I don't personally care that much about that anymore but I have done it in the past.
>waaaah anon Chad dumped me, can I come over?
>oh no I'm so sorry, yeah come over we can watch -whatever slop is popular-
>end up slipping her the comfort dick
Most of that sounds like a complete waste of time to me. I have surface level friendships with women in mixed friend groups and reap the few actual benefits you listed with way less effort. But I'm also not the type of person who'd ever consider hearing "the latest gossip" to be a perk.
Thank you for your service
Being bullied as a group of nerd friends, instead of just being me being bullied while my "friends" either acted like nothing happened or ask me why on earth I'm not friends with the bully who is "cool".
Normie sex-haver situations are so completely alien to me.
People downing a handful of pills with no water
Hanging up the phone without any form of goodbye
I take my pills with no water and people are impressed by it for some reason. Seems normal to me.
I was too scared to go to parties and my mom never encouraged me to do anything so I just sat in front of the computer all day. Thanks mom.
Do you regret not going to parties? I regret not having spent even MORE time in front of the computer.
Yes I regret not doing anything except play games and jerk off, like meeting cute girls and getting educated. How old are you?
31. I barely partied and I regret that little I partied. I'm not a party person.
Well at least sitting in front of the computer is pretty easy so you can do that for the rest of your life. The problem with spending your youth like that is you become kinda antisocial, scared of doing anything.
Oh I absolutely am afraid of doing stuff outside, but I also feel like I need to be as much as I can inside since my hobbies are on the PC. I could have made more indie games in my youth.
haha I remember when I did this pepe edit ages ago
Thanks anon, I get a lot of use out of it.
Thank you for posting it, it made my day better
nta but that's life. People who partied wish they spent more time studying or staying in, people who studied or stayed inside wish they spent more time partying. My advice as an older anon is take your studying as seriously as you possibly can but still go out and have good life experiences, go to the parties, and footballs games, and drink a beer or two, make friend and network, discover new shit, have sex, get arrested at least once. Don't wait for your parents to give you permission to go because they never will, just do the shit and don't tell them anything, you'll always have regrets if you just stay inside being a good boy or girl.
I remember a cheerleader girl asked me to go to the school football game to watch her and I said maybe then didn't show up and she was really pissed at me. I told her "I said maybe, I didn't promise I was going to go". Then she quit talking to me. It took me a surprisingly long time to actually realize I'm an autist. I was constantly doing socially moronic stuff like that. I didn't even understand why she wanted me to go.
>I told her "I said maybe, I didn't promise I was going to go"
based moron
I had a similar experience.
>be a hick kid in an upper middle class school
>girl invites me and some other kid to her house.
>turns out it's a mcmansion, her dad is some gay super into coca cola memorabilia.
>she sends the other guy we knew away on a bullshit errand(which I now see in hindsight)
>she gets close to me, asking about shit I wasn't paying attention
>gets closer, touching me and getting really warm.
>ask her about the foundation in the house and the coca cola shit
>guy friend shows up from bullshit errand
>she's pissed and I have no idea why at the time
Shit happens dude.
I guess it's not always a hint.
>be me, hanging out with some girl and her friend
>the friend comments on how I look good today
>first girl decides we should go to a party and the friend says she's only going if I'm going
>at the party she takes photos with me and posts on her instagram
>a few days later I ask her out but she's like "yeah idk... nah, maybe some other time"
I guess I took too long though tbf.
Something happened at that party for her to react that way. What aren't you telling us?
Nothing that I could think of, other than perhaps she realized I was boring. Maybe she could sense my autism.
Yeah, idk man. You'll find out eventually, I jad this clear moment of cringe when I found out that a girl liked me and I found out why she was not interested later.
>I found out why she was not interested later.
Why was it
Nta, but on the same boat, and the girl basically found a taller, fitter, more mature me that waa two classes older
It's always for different reasons, for me it's because I was just too fricking dense to catch on to her advances and at some point she got the hint that I'm just a moron so she left.
It's not too bad, I have a wife now with 2 kids and life is pretty based.
>cheerleader girl asked me to go to the school football game
She was going to lure you to get beat up by the jocks.
based schizo
Not him, but this literally happened to me once. Only found out because a buddy of mine confronted her about it and she admitted it.
>get arrested
idiot
>People who partied wish they spent more time studying or staying in,
Nope. I've had some amazing parties, hosted a fair few. The only ones I regret are when I was older and cringier, but almost everything before 23 was electric. The couple opportunities to go to parties that I did turn down from that period, I regret.
I loved the hunt, finding chemistry with a girl, charming my way in, getting that insane high of being smitten and hooking up for the first time.
Didn't read the rest of your post, it was too wrong too early
My mom encouraged me to go to the school dance with a girl who asked me and said I would regret it later in life if I didn't go. 15 years later, I still don't regret it. I had so much fun playing video games instead, there's no way I would've had that much fun at the gay dance.
Now, only thing that sucks is, right after that, the girl I ignored started growing massive breasts, ended up being the biggest boobed girl in my class, and she didn't like me after I rejected her. Oh well though.
high time preference type homie
>WWWWWWWAH IT'S MY MOM'S FAULT
every party in high school either ends in having sex or getting into a fight.
>only had mid gfs in my life
>friends are having threesomes on 2cb
There is nothing worse than being born a normie.
jews write this stuff; its stuff they do that they dont necessarily realize we dont do
notice how TONS of shows/movies have characters that went to summer camp? how many people do you know that ever went to a summer camp? thats a israeli thing
my dad raped me in my sleep half a dozen times when i was in elementary school
How do you know if you were asleep?
I was 'homeschooled' and grew up in the rural south. No car, no friends until I got my GED and moved out at 16. Now I work fully remote and never leave my apartment except to run errands. Can't remember the last time I socialized.
When people in movies have fun and are not constantly feeling self-aware and alienated. Most unrealistic shit I've ever seen.
I get like that every winter when I'm sitting inside all the time. But it's getting warm outside now. Go sit in the hot sun for a while and become uncomfortable and sweaty. You will hate it, but eventually your body will force you to get out of your head and stop giving a frick. A sauna probably works too but I've never been.
>People wearing shoes inside
>People wearing shoes on the couch
>People wearing shoes on the fricking bed
jesus christ.
200 posts?
It's one of those stealth "how you holding up Cinemaphile" threads.
for example using lube to jack off
who the frick does that?
Cut gays need lube all the time.
Fake news. I jerk off 5-7 hours a day and I don't use lube.
This homie churning out dick cheese lmao
I think only uncut barbarians get dick cheese.
who in the right might allows for their sons to have dicks mutilated at birth
Jews and their golems, I know it's insane to me as well.
I'm mutilated, am I missing out? Did my parents really do me a disservice? Should I get foreskin restoration surgery?
I wouldn't say miss out. Imagine this.
Your finger gets degloved ripping all sensation on it. You still have it but you can't feel anything with it.
umm I still can cum and feel sensation it's not like my dick doesn't work. I guess just not the same amount of pleasure as uncut.. and no dick cheese heh
Well, you aren't missing out much. Now answer this, will you (hypothetically speaking) cut your son?
If I ever manage to reproduce I would say 75/25 chance I wouldn't allow him to be circumcised. I would need to do more research on the topic, but I know uncut can have more risk of issues if you don't clean properly and perhaps women think it looks weird. But you also are losing nerves which add to pleasure so not really sure at this point tbh
Well, there you go. You have learned from your life experience and have made a better future for your son. May you have peace knowing your son will have full use of his wiener when he is of age.
saying "no dick cheese heh" with a mutilated wiener is the same as a person without an arm saying "at least I have no stinky armpit heh"
you can't reinstall nerves in your dick anon, it's gone
>7th grade autist
>talking to somewhat popular Stacy-ish girl on AOL Instant Messenger
>she asks who my crush is
>tell her it's her friend, another popular girl
>she asks me a bunch of questions and acts excited/encouraging about it
>tell her everything because I was a naive moron and didn't understand the situation
>asks me if I would kiss her, I say yes, asks me if I would make out with her or just peck her lips, I say make out, shit like that
>walk into class the next day, everyone is laughing at me
>apparently she showed everyone our conversation
>my crush avoids me for the rest of time, never spoke to her again
Honestly I think that was the moment I never reputationally recovered from, now that I'm thinking about it. I never had a chance after this.
Humiliation ritual.
It's scary how humans really are just like chimps. You commit a social faux pas, get humiliated, become relegated to "low status" and then you don't breed.
If he just didn't let it affect him, it wouldn't have been so bad. I've seen kids recover from shit like that. Things can only destroy you if you let them. I saw a kid literally lose his swim trunks and everyone laughed at his shriveled wiener, like in some movie. And he still recovered from it and got a gf.
This. When you embarrass yourself, you feel like everyone is watching you and anticipating you to make any mistake so they can dogpile on you. The truth is, everyone forgets that shit after a week. Normies are constantly doing things like going out with friends or stimulating their brains on tiktok 24/7, they move on from things so easily. You can always recover. Unless your an adult, in which case, everyone will look at you differently because you're actually expected to know things and live up to standards. This is why trying new things as an adult doesn't work.
Nah I've fricked up as an adult before and people still forgot about it because I acted like it didn't bother me. It did, deeply. But I acted like it didn't. Example: broke up with my dumb c**t ex after a fight so she got on my laptop and showed everyone I knew my internet activity including my porn habits, edgy Cinemaphile memes I'd saved, and posts where I said Black person. I took a rep hit but 2 years on it's like nothing happened because I basically just said "sneed" and acted like I didn't give a frick what people thought about it.
Acting like you don't care probably does help a lot, yeah. Fake it 'till you make it really does work if you can actually pull it off convincingly.
Man, AOL was a wild time. I remember sending all kids of stuff to some crush of mine through our profiles because her parents supposedly had a log of all of her messages, so we assumed that we could dirty chat through profile messages, then quickly change them after the other person read it.
I also remember some of the chat rooms. I talked with some girl who was probably 10-15 years older than me (I forget, I was 14) and she eventually sent me all kinds of nude pics and would answer any question I had about women. She was Bahai so she would also randomly go on religious tangents. I remember having great conversations while alt-tabbing to Call of Duty United Offensive multiplayer.
Thanks for reading my blog.
>she was Bahai
Is this a kind of hippie carefree belief system? Cause I love spiritual women in how they are so open and friendly like this and help us awkward dudes speedrun through the real life information highway.
Yeah, I think she grew up Bahai but clearly had some weird hippy beliefs on top of that. The fact that I just passively listened to her rambling and said "wow, that's really deep" at the right moments between my matches probably led her to thinking I was actually interested.
Man, my parents had no idea I was chatting with randoms. I guess in some ways she groomed me, but I never sent her anything other than a few random pictures of me on Photobucket. What's your full story?
I don't even remember what her name was or why we stopped talking. Kinda wish I could relive some of those chats.
I got groomed by a 40 year old Indian woman my parents knew when I was 14, we used to chat on AIM every night while I played Warcraft 3 and she sent me nudes. Good times.
>She was Bahai
those cultgays are like a liberal version of JW's
never let them trap you
Do you really have to ask anon? Sheesh
sometimes things happen
Chad tard dabbing on trannies
my crush thought i had a big dick and wanted to see it and probably would have been open to doing more sexual stuff if i had a big dick.
the problem is i don't have a big dick. so i didn't let her see it. and we moved on. but she asked me several times to see it. 30 year old virgin now.
I had a girl ask to see my dick but I didn't because I was shy and afraid of girls. I had a big dick too.
Women are terrible with any measurement anon, you could have just lied.
not sure what you mean. i'm tiny flaccid and she was sexually experienced.
Oh, well. Congrats not getting stds
What is the underlying cause of humiliation fetish?
i don't have a humiliation fetish.
You expect me to believe these situations happened?
...what the frick is so unbelievable about it? in fact there are actually even more embarrassing details about that situation which i left out (like why she thought i had a big dick). but rest assured it happened.
I remember watching a girl wrestling my friend trying to take his shorts off to see his dick, you never saw anything like that? It isn't unbelievable to me.
Not really, no.
My daughter is 22 and a virgin. She also has an onlyfans and a Patreon where she models bikinis & panties and sells them. Like I said she's a virgin (she doesn't tell me this obviously, but someone I know who she wouldnt lie to) and doesn't believe in premarital sex. My other daughter is 16 and has had sex with like 11 boys. I don't even want her to stay with me it hurts so much. My other daughter is 11 and locks herself in her room daily. Especially when it's time to see her mom. She likes anime, video games and her cat
>My other daughter is 11 and locks herself in her room daily. Especially when it's time to see her mom. She likes anime, video games and her cat
Anon... is your daugther ugly? Because if she is, it's so close of being over she's going straight into the woke pipeline.
No. Obviously they're all beautiful to me. My oldest is model tier, my youngest is on her way. My teenager is pretty enough. My ex-wife looks like Kourtney Kardashian. I look like alcoholic Robin Thicke. They're pretty girls.
My oldest really wanted me to vote for Vivek Ramaswamy , but I don't vote
>No. Obviously they're all beautiful to me
You can save her, I don't know how but you should try to stop her from falling into the rabbit hole at such young age.
*hits pipe*
I was napping and kissing girls in kindergarten you guys really were deprived
People calmly eating a big breakfast in the morning before work or school. When I was a kid it was always hectic "eat your cheerios... the bus will be here in 5 minutes!!!!" or "get ready... I have to leave for work!" As an adult I've followed the same routine and am usually late for work, although I don't have to be there at an exact time.
My little sister went to a rainbow party when she was in Middle School. Police showed up due to loud music and shut it down. They brought my sister home.. in green lipstick, and then explained to my dad what a rainbow party was. He looked like he got stabbed through the heart as the cops explained it and then he looked over at my sister and saw her lipstick.
I refuse to believe these "rainbow parties" were real.
They weren't. They were a hysteria started by Oprah IIRC. I was 21 when that kicked up, and already a dad, but I can't believe girls changed that much. Every blowjob I got as a teen was a big deal, like one time a girlfriend wore lingerie or a little nudey show an gave me one. She wanted to kiss me after, I refused and so she kicked me out. We made up but no blowjobs for like 4 months. I still told all my friends she was going down on me.
Fricking kek. I don't actually believe the story, but if my daughter did that I might have to disown her.
So what does green stand for?
What is a rainbow party?
These weren't real. Some moral panic nothing burger. Same with those little plastic bracelets people said were color coded
>Some moral panic nothing burger.
Just like epstein's island or the homosexual agenda, right?
>talk show level "the kids are at it again stuff"
vs
>documented events
This. Britney Spears was really young & sexy so everyone freaked out and had teen girls sucking miles of dick cuz she was hot.
I don't want her to be promiscuous like my middle daughter. I'll leave her be and keep her from my ex
>I don't want her to be promiscuous like my middle daughter. I'll leave her be and keep her from my ex
That's fair.
I grew up in a rough neighborhood. When I was 11, we did what we called "dogging" (not public sex). Basically, the 4 neighborhood girls would kiss the neighborhood guys (7 of us) where we would put our tongues down their throats and also lick and kiss their necks and cheeks. Just like how dogs do hence "dogging".
Looking back, I'm somewhat relieved we did that before the girls had any kind of sex (oral, veganal, anal) because at least there was no disease. 2 of them were pretty bawdy later on. Though it's kinda horrifying we were that low class to do that.
I remember the weird kid wanting people to put sticks in his ass and treating it as a joke. We all just laughed at him at the time, we didn't put sticks in his ass so he did it to himself and we laughed at his moronic antics. We were like 6, this memory has stuck with me, I don't think I can remember anything else from when I was 6. His dad later all got put behind bars for having a massive hoard of CP and the kid became gay (obviously), and killed himself with an overdose around 17. Funny how you just do shit without thinking as a kid, you don't know fricking anything about the world or why things are the way they are, you just accept and laugh at it. My only thought at the time was that he is a weird moron.
This took such a dark turn that I could not help but laugh. Reminds me of Revenge of the Sith.
>this is where the fun begins! haha
and then he's killing literal children. Kino
Yeah I have to admit the whole thing still makes me laugh. Why not I guess, laughing is a fine coping mechanism for realizing I lived right down the street from such a fricked up situation.
Oh yeah and he drew wieners constantly. Constantly. You gave this kid a crayon or pencil and paper and he would go to town drawing thousands of pictures of dicks. Sometimes butts too but mostly dicks. We thought it was funny as frick.
Kissing booths. I remember a few Disney shows having them as plot point but I’ve never heard of them being a thing in real life let alone actually seen one. I assume they were a thing when the writers were teens