>company has 4 (four) vice presidents

>company has 4 (four) vice presidents

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Allen objectively does have the best card though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My high school had four vice principals, one for each grade. Maybe that's what's happening there.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the joke

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They all have the same phone number too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure that's just the main number. Jean has all the extensions.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why Patrick Bateman couldn't kill her btw. He knew they'd notice if the phones stopped working.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, congrats you missed the point of this scene which was to show how they're identical in every way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's literally me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except Paul Allen’s is clearly best

        they are for all intents and purposes the same person but strongly believe they're better than their clones, and this belief is central to their personalities and egos

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except Paul Allen’s is clearly best

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    VP is nothing. There's a VP of marketing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a VP of marketing
      Yeah, the guy you get when the President of marketing is unavailable.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >President of marketing
        "Marketing" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Marketing?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they do though

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mergers is spelled wrong
    wtf

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    very, very common in finance/banking, you work at the same place for 3-4 years and you'll get a VP title unless you're just a complete frickup. it has absolutely no weight, just sounds fancy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do they call the people who should actually be titled as vice president/second in command?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no 2nd in command. The second place guy is a loser. He leaves the company if he's not picked.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What does #3 do?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            monitors anonymous message boards

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He gets promoted to #2 and promptly quits and thus the circle goes on forever

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        An more important-sounding Vice President position, like VP of Operations.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Daddy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        think of it like this:
        if the company was a government, the CEO is the "president" of the company
        if a company has a "president," then he's basically the "vice president" in this analogy; but not every company has a president
        the COO is usually third in command
        then the CFO
        then it's different in every company

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        from my experience senior vice or something like [department] director

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This Anon

        think of it like this:
        if the company was a government, the CEO is the "president" of the company
        if a company has a "president," then he's basically the "vice president" in this analogy; but not every company has a president
        the COO is usually third in command
        then the CFO
        then it's different in every company

        is correct, but at mine there's actually a Grand Chairman whose the real boss and never had to interact with anyone in any way and is basically on permanent sabbatical unless he calls up the CEO to b***h about something

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does #3 do?

        https://mergersandinquisitions.com/investment-banking-career-path/

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

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          How about no?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do they call the people who should actually be titled as vice president/second in command?

      Goes like this
      Analyst -> Associate -> Vice President -> Executive Director -> Managing Director -> C-level

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, it was a trick the big investment banks did. Clients felt more important when speaking to a "Vice President". Goldman Sachs, for example, has like 10,000 "VPs"

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Acquisitions is misspelled in all 4 cards. Likely a production assistant was fired or blacklisted after that mistake.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this homie proofreads Cinemaphile posts
      lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a common fun fact about the movie, homosexual. Also, I know how to spell.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mergers and ACKuisitions

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    acquisitions spelt wrong

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHECK THESEE DIGITS

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They all do that. Its so when a client calls up they get connected to one of the vice presidents. Makes the client feels special, like their money and interests are being handled at the top level. They get whatever needs done and walk away feeling secure. In reality you talked to one of many "presidents" at the company who are usually just reassuring people with every call and keeping their account at that particular firm

    Its business bullshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But if it's this obvious don't they know it's a trick?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, the average person has no idea how this shit works. Even people who have more money than sense usually don't care as long as everything works. They have companies, firms and personal assistants handle that shit. They're busy out on a golf course or on an island somewhere

        Just look at people who makes these threads, they have no idea until they're told what's happening

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allen > Bryce > Van Patten > Bateman

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At a large company each department will have a vice president and then residing over all the departments will be a Sr. Vice President.

    If any of the job roles are particularly complex the roles may be split into Vice President and Jr. Vice President.

    I'm pretty sure the director did that as a joke though because every douchebag at the time seemed to be a VP at such and such

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never noticed it but what is UP with Bateman's font? Not organized and off key. Very distasteful to the eyes.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same as today with "Key Account Managers".
    It's so that important customers always talk to a "manager" whenever they call to give them the feeling that their matters are in the hands of the "higher ups". A company has thousands of "managers" where their jobs are actually just clerk positions. In our company those "managers" are not even leading figures with no workers beneath them.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah thats the joke. they all have fake jobs and do nothing but spend money and obsess about status all day and seethe at each other

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