Computer, replicate the conditions of the transporter accident on Marlonia with Ensign Ro, Kieko and Guinan. Now, lock the holodeck doors and play something sensual.
>generate six thousand nude Diana troys with the brain function similar to a snail. lock holodedck doors and flood holodeck with chlorine gas after 4 hours. ten minutes after that, broadcast "brocklay goodbye world ver.34 (long version)" over the ships intercom. disengage safety protocols. authorization picard42069. thank you computer.
how would you know that the holodeck made an authentic and accurate nude version of diana troy? does the holodeck have accurate nude scans of all crew members and/or other people so it can simulate them properly? is it just like with nude mods where it's just a head swap on a premade nude body?
It could interface with the transporter logs and reference a scan of everyone who's ever come aboard for accuracy, and presumably it could use it's database when it came to recreating historical figures, but beyond that I imagine there's some amount of guess work
If you ask it to recreate a total rando it probably just averages everything out
>Computer generate a Cinemaphile thread where I post the first reply. The subject doesn't matter. >Now generate one hundred replies to my post with the text F-P-B-P. >Excellent. Computer, make the thread a sticky.
>computer, create a collection of every post that's ever (You)'d me with a positive reply >synthesise a personality based on these posts that finds me incredibly entertaining, likeable and funny >then, generate a female body based on my saved porn tags and give this body the synthesised personality >finally, create two computer terminals side by side with comfortable seating so she can sit beside me and read and reply directly to my posts >run program
>Computer, load program 61B, Gullver's Travel's. >have councillor troi play the role of gulliver >make me one of the lilliputians >give me one standard star fleet spelunking kit and oxygen rebreather >disable safety protocols >begin program
>Computer, I want you to recreate the early 20th century battle and massacre known as the “Rape of Nanking” via a mixture of historical records and early 21st century Chinese Communist Party propaganda exaggerations >Now I want you to physically alter all members of the Imperial Japanese Army present at the battle to be exact replicas of Councillor Deanna Troi >But for their mental states to remain the same, albeit with the alteration that they now view me as a 11 year old Chinese schoolgirl >disengage safety protocols, >Engage program
>generate four late 1990s computers with Half Life and all existing mods installed. >connect the computers via LAN >replicate 3 of my childhood friends >initialize a pepperoni pizza and 6 pack of coke every 4 hours. >teleport urin and feces out of my intestines and bladder when full >lock the doors for 96h
UT was revolutionary. I remember me and my bros were hanging out in their living rooms and we had and Unreal Tournament demo disk. I remember loading it up and playing around with it for five minutes on his computer in the living room and immediately getting up and walking out of the house without a word or explanation. Literally just got up and walked out the door. Went and bought the full game and came back and installed it on the same computer 30-45 minutes later.
Computer, access med bay records and analyze Counselor Troi’s most recent physical. Replicate the gaseous content of her lower intestines. Create a prison camp modeled after “official accounts” of Auschwitz, Nazi occupied Poland, 1943. Make all of the guards female with large breasts, dressed only in official SS officer’s caps, fishnet stockings, and electrical tape X’s over their nipples. Fill the shower tanks with Troi gas. Disable all safety protocols.
Computer, create a program that recreates this exact moment right now, including me walking into the holodeck and ordering creation of this program. Lock out all access attempts from the terminals on the bridge and engineering.
>Computer >Create setting: Maximum security women's prison, shower room, Earth, early 21st century. >Load characters of these following races: Klingon, Romulan, Caitian, Gorn, Andorian & Hirogen. All female, all 6-7 feet tall, all muscular, all naked. >Replicate into my hand: one bar of white soap, wet & slippery >(slides on sunglasses, turns dramatically) >Disengage safety protocols
>computer generate a reinforced glass tank tall and wide enough to comfortably accommodate a standing human male of average height >next, create a large platform around the open top of the tank >generate a female draenei from the 21st century video game "world of warcraft" standing on the platform and give her a knee length penis similar in shape to that of a horse, with no refractory period, an infinite supply of semen and unrealistically large ejaculation sizes as characteristic of the pornography of the era >upon program commencement, have the draenei begin non-stop jerking off her penis and ejaculating into the tank >every minute generate an additional copy of her on the platform with the exact same parameters >finally, lock holodeck doors and disengage safety protocols >okay computer, begin program
>Computer, simulate a warm Summer's day, 2022 on a quiet, grassy hill outside the city. Place a picnic blanket on the hill along with a fully stocked picnic basket. Computer, load 'her' program. >Request denied. Protocol has been updated to deny requests for crew member to generate holographic copies of dead loved ones.
>Computer, I've loaded my dating app profiles. Find me a suitable match. >Alert. Computer has run four billion simulations and all have finished with the result code: NO GF. Would you like to set up a Grindr profile?
>Computer, utilizing responses given during prior holodeck sessions and my staff psychological profile, create a profile in a dating app that will produce a significant probability of a positive response from a human, Vulcan or Klingon female >Error: Request deemed impossible within current parameters
>computer, provide me with a stock program of uninhabited tropical island >with a giant villa near the beach >create a holographic replica of Avril Lavigne >circa 2004 >remove all of her tattoos >make her hair blonde >fully naked 24/7 >enlarge her breasts, DD size >make her 2 meters high >increase her strength to match that of a body-builder >turn her sexual domination factor to full >turn her libido to 500% >give her a pair of big testicles and a big, hard penis, 24 cm long >lock the holodeck for entire week with a random 1024 characters long password >disengage safety protocols >ENGAGE!
Holodeck maint crew can access previously generated data (i.e. the memory cache) so yeah if they find out you've been generating Epstein Island circa 2018 they'd probably flag you for psycological re-assessment and detain you, and that's probably getting off easy
Generate a female academy officer in her first year of training. Correction...four years prior. Now remove uniform...
if you think im gonna pay $60 for a damn toaster oven youre out of your mind
Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home
Computer, replicate the conditions of the transporter accident on Marlonia with Ensign Ro, Kieko and Guinan. Now, lock the holodeck doors and play something sensual.
>disable all safety protocols
>... Starburst
>generate six thousand nude Diana troys with the brain function similar to a snail. lock holodedck doors and flood holodeck with chlorine gas after 4 hours. ten minutes after that, broadcast "brocklay goodbye world ver.34 (long version)" over the ships intercom. disengage safety protocols. authorization picard42069. thank you computer.
>he does this every other month but always chickens out before the 4 hour is over
how would you know that the holodeck made an authentic and accurate nude version of diana troy? does the holodeck have accurate nude scans of all crew members and/or other people so it can simulate them properly? is it just like with nude mods where it's just a head swap on a premade nude body?
The ship's computer would have detailed bioscans of every person who's ever been on board
>accurate nude scans of all crew members
that's like function key 2 on a standard issue tricorder
hypothetically would a tricorder be able to record how stinky 7 of 9's farts are?
yes! atmospheric analysis is a common use
You need special equipment to catalog gaseous anomalies.
It could interface with the transporter logs and reference a scan of everyone who's ever come aboard for accuracy, and presumably it could use it's database when it came to recreating historical figures, but beyond that I imagine there's some amount of guess work
If you ask it to recreate a total rando it probably just averages everything out
Computer, generate a manmade horror beyond my comprehension and now make it dress like a cheap prostitute with the sole aim of semen extraction
based
would/10
>, generate a reply for my Cinemaphile thread that completes my request because I lack creativity
>Computer generate a Cinemaphile thread where I post the first reply. The subject doesn't matter.
>Now generate one hundred replies to my post with the text F-P-B-P.
>Excellent. Computer, make the thread a sticky.
>computer, create a collection of every post that's ever (You)'d me with a positive reply
>synthesise a personality based on these posts that finds me incredibly entertaining, likeable and funny
>then, generate a female body based on my saved porn tags and give this body the synthesised personality
>finally, create two computer terminals side by side with comfortable seating so she can sit beside me and read and reply directly to my posts
>run program
>computer, create a collection of every post that's ever (You)'d me with a positive reply
>"three (3) results found"
>"these are samegay posts, do you want to include them?"
I don't know about you guys, but if I had a holodeck I'd use it for sexual gratification.
Same
>Not using it for bronze age roleplay
ngmi
>Computer, load program 61B, Gullver's Travel's.
>have councillor troi play the role of gulliver
>make me one of the lilliputians
>give me one standard star fleet spelunking kit and oxygen rebreather
>disable safety protocols
>begin program
>Computer, I want you to recreate the early 20th century battle and massacre known as the “Rape of Nanking” via a mixture of historical records and early 21st century Chinese Communist Party propaganda exaggerations
>Now I want you to physically alter all members of the Imperial Japanese Army present at the battle to be exact replicas of Councillor Deanna Troi
>But for their mental states to remain the same, albeit with the alteration that they now view me as a 11 year old Chinese schoolgirl
>disengage safety protocols,
>Engage program
>generate four late 1990s computers with Half Life and all existing mods installed.
>connect the computers via LAN
>replicate 3 of my childhood friends
>initialize a pepperoni pizza and 6 pack of coke every 4 hours.
>teleport urin and feces out of my intestines and bladder when full
>lock the doors for 96h
This but Unreal Tournament and Counterstike pre 1.0
Counter Strike is a Half Life mod. We used to focus just on one game franchise per weekend. But yeah UT is great too. Starcraft is also fun.
UT was revolutionary. I remember me and my bros were hanging out in their living rooms and we had and Unreal Tournament demo disk. I remember loading it up and playing around with it for five minutes on his computer in the living room and immediately getting up and walking out of the house without a word or explanation. Literally just got up and walked out the door. Went and bought the full game and came back and installed it on the same computer 30-45 minutes later.
If you played on the instagib servers we probably played together like 20-25 years ago.
No doubt. FAcing Worlds ftw.
This. But with a bag of tacos, a case of Rockstar, and MGO 1 on PS2.
Computer, access med bay records and analyze Counselor Troi’s most recent physical. Replicate the gaseous content of her lower intestines. Create a prison camp modeled after “official accounts” of Auschwitz, Nazi occupied Poland, 1943. Make all of the guards female with large breasts, dressed only in official SS officer’s caps, fishnet stockings, and electrical tape X’s over their nipples. Fill the shower tanks with Troi gas. Disable all safety protocols.
That's oddly specific Anon.
Computer, cure my loneliness and depression.
Just stop jerking off everyday
bump
I'd settle for just depression
You're just describing a typical Barclay episode.
Insufficient data. Please specify parameters.
Computer, create a program that recreates this exact moment right now, including me walking into the holodeck and ordering creation of this program. Lock out all access attempts from the terminals on the bridge and engineering.
I'll say it.
This is essentially real, right now but yall are too stupid to figure out how to gen your own slop.
I refuse to elaborate further.
Worst Case Scenario is a great episode If you need something to watch
>Computer
>Create setting: Maximum security women's prison, shower room, Earth, early 21st century.
>Load characters of these following races: Klingon, Romulan, Caitian, Gorn, Andorian & Hirogen. All female, all 6-7 feet tall, all muscular, all naked.
>Replicate into my hand: one bar of white soap, wet & slippery
>(slides on sunglasses, turns dramatically)
>Disengage safety protocols
>Computer, generate a cool treehouse village.
>Keep safety protocols on, we wouldn't want anyone getting hurt.
>Run program.
Computer make /trek/ threads good again
>*BEEP BEEP* "Error, /trek/ has never been good."
>computer
>make it all veganas
>yes, all of it
Unironically one of my favorite episodes, and not for any meme reason like "Tasha dies".
where would you drop him off?
>grrGghh I AM blehcctgh EEEVIL!
Thanks for not participating
>computer generate a reinforced glass tank tall and wide enough to comfortably accommodate a standing human male of average height
>next, create a large platform around the open top of the tank
>generate a female draenei from the 21st century video game "world of warcraft" standing on the platform and give her a knee length penis similar in shape to that of a horse, with no refractory period, an infinite supply of semen and unrealistically large ejaculation sizes as characteristic of the pornography of the era
>upon program commencement, have the draenei begin non-stop jerking off her penis and ejaculating into the tank
>every minute generate an additional copy of her on the platform with the exact same parameters
>finally, lock holodeck doors and disengage safety protocols
>okay computer, begin program
>computer... Just hug me...
>Security access level 4 code required
being in starfleet must suck
>TNG predicting proompters
the ship's counselor would like to know his location
>Oh No Barclay, their gonna send you to the New Zealand Penal Colony for this one!
>computer, give me a moner gf
>Unable to comply, Moner has been completely corrupted by withered Anthony Hopkins dick and is no longer suitable for replication.
>This is the holodeck, not the make a wish foundation
Go on…
>Computer, simulate a warm Summer's day, 2022 on a quiet, grassy hill outside the city. Place a picnic blanket on the hill along with a fully stocked picnic basket. Computer, load 'her' program.
>Request denied. Protocol has been updated to deny requests for crew member to generate holographic copies of dead loved ones.
the sheer digits of it is all im saying
>Computer, I've loaded my dating app profiles. Find me a suitable match.
>Alert. Computer has run four billion simulations and all have finished with the result code: NO GF. Would you like to set up a Grindr profile?
>Computer, utilizing responses given during prior holodeck sessions and my staff psychological profile, create a profile in a dating app that will produce a significant probability of a positive response from a human, Vulcan or Klingon female
>Error: Request deemed impossible within current parameters
>Computer, generate me a simulation of all the fun times I've had browsing Cinemaphile over the years
>Alert: Data not found
god i wish i was watching TNG right now
>computer, provide me with a stock program of uninhabited tropical island
>with a giant villa near the beach
>create a holographic replica of Avril Lavigne
>circa 2004
>remove all of her tattoos
>make her hair blonde
>fully naked 24/7
>enlarge her breasts, DD size
>make her 2 meters high
>increase her strength to match that of a body-builder
>turn her sexual domination factor to full
>turn her libido to 500%
>give her a pair of big testicles and a big, hard penis, 24 cm long
>lock the holodeck for entire week with a random 1024 characters long password
>disengage safety protocols
>ENGAGE!
Would undressed children get you flagged by Security? Do they monitor holodecks?
Undoubtedly
Holodeck maint crew can access previously generated data (i.e. the memory cache) so yeah if they find out you've been generating Epstein Island circa 2018 they'd probably flag you for psycological re-assessment and detain you, and that's probably getting off easy
this is genefuture we're talking about here,
you'd be targeted for promotion
Gene was a kooky as frick bastard but I don't think even he would want sexual predators to comprise most of Starfleet
the future is enlightened, not our backwards sick society.
I'm sending a security detail to check your holodeck history and escort you to sick bay for mandatory mental screening, immediately.