The south will never rise again because they're too in love with 'the south will rise again', and that ideological position is inherently backwards-looking. You can't build a future on nothing but the past. There's no 'now' to build off of. There's no actual agenda other than imitation of the past and cultural grievance, and neither of those are good at building support.
It legitimately is better, now. If we can manage to dismantle capitalism we'll be even better off. I want to put elon musk in a stockade and pump his bare ass full of my cum every day until he eventually dies from it.
>I want to put elon musk in a stockade and pump his bare ass full of my cum every day until he eventually dies from it. >being this racist, bigoted and hateful against an African-American just for being successful
I mean what part of southern culture was erased aside from the shit involving slaves? And if that was a majority of what it was then was it really worth keeping alive in the first place? Because the agrarianism didn’t really leave as the slaves were just replaced by share croppers
His parents adopted a young girl when Sherman was a boy, she was 4 years yonger than him, and they were raised as bother and sister. He married his sister and had 8 kids with her.
The biggest incarnation of the KKK was composed almost entirely of mid-westerners. The pre-civil war Black exclusion policies they wrote into their constitutions just progressed into sundown towns after the war.
The first incarnations founder, General Nathan Beford Forest, deeply regretted founding the Klan. He invented it as an anti-Yankee political group, not a terrorist group. He left it shortly after founding it, and often apologized at black churches.
The real racism was northern, not southern.
You don't have to jump through hoops to make a heroic southerner if it's Sherman they're fighting
11 months ago
Anonymous
A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Care to explain why? >inb4 confederates are racist
The north was hardly any better in their treatment socially
11 months ago
Anonymous
Have you never opened a history book? You do realize confederates we’re doing terrorist attacks in the north right?
11 months ago
Anonymous
And Yankees were commiting war crimes while throwing black southerners into concentration camps. What's your point?
A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag.
Meh. If it flew over Shuri castle when the Marines took it front the Japanese, then it's clean. It's southern pride.
11 months ago
Anonymous
A Confederate Spiderman could be just wearing his "old colors" and paying respect to his home. He may undergo character development that teaches him to be less bigoted and prejudiced, kinda like what this anon stated here.
>Spider-Rebel >Civil War starts and finishes in the same outcome, but with a few bumps. >Reb Pete is a poor whitey who lies about his age to fight in the front >After a devastating charge, he's wounded and shocked from the brutality of this war >As he lies on a muddy blanket, his chances looking grim, he's bit by an undiscovered wood spider >He heals from life-threatening injuries overnight, gaining his powers >his time as Spider-Rebel he becomes less racist >Kingpin is a southern aristocracy selling out the south to save his own skin. >Pete becomes less racist when he starts saving more people who don't look like him. >"Uncle Ben" is like Uncle Remus who taught Peter with his black wisdom, but was wrongly shot for stealing a can of peaches or beaten for not working hard enough.
(I actually quite like this version. Would gladly read an AU about.). It's kinda of a nice parallel because early Peter Parker was also kind of a dick and a poorgay.
11 months ago
Anonymous
This is literally a ripoff of James Gunn’s Peacemaker
11 months ago
Anonymous
James Gunn also directed American History X or Gran Torino?
11 months ago
Anonymous
It'll be fine. None of your twitter or discord friends won't ever know you posted here.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You do realize this thread is based off twittershit right?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, but I'm not being a squeamish homosexual over a the idea of a confederate themed spider-man.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah you’re just being a squeamish homosexual over someone saying this concept is moronic
11 months ago
Anonymous
>N-No U!
11 months ago
Anonymous
This shit is from twitter and discord
Kys tourist
11 months ago
Anonymous
>even knowing it's from discord and twitter
We can kill ourselves thelma and louise style.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Well. Not an educated one.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag
>A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag.
>A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag
>I need to spam paintings to bump my incredibly dull pet-thread
11 months ago
Anonymous
>A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag
11 months ago
Anonymous
>A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag.
11 months ago
Anonymous
shot to pieces like the mulch and fodder they are
11 months ago
Anonymous
>shot to pieces like the mulch and fodder they are
Because the Union Army didn't do that like 12 times in one single battle right?
11 months ago
Anonymous
>A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag
11 months ago
Anonymous
bringing rocks to a gun fight like the poor hicks they are. clearly nothing without superior african labor
11 months ago
Anonymous
>run out of ammunition because all the factories that produce them are up north >have to start throwing rocks
lol
>lose battle to literal rock throwers
11 months ago
Anonymous
They lost because back-up arrive shortly afterwards, pebble launcher.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>losing to even more rock throwers
11 months ago
Anonymous
Literally fricking jesus
11 months ago
Anonymous
>talking about Jesus losing in a Spider-Man thread of all places
11 months ago
Anonymous
>run out of ammunition because all the factories that produce them are up north >have to start throwing rocks
lol
11 months ago
Anonymous
there aren't any women here, you don't have to orbit
The only reason we have such a romanticized revisionism of the South and confederacy, and why the KKK even exist today is because the South proceeded to gaslight everyone with the "Lost Cause" myth over why they tried to succeed in the first place. There is no "pride of the south", it's just a bunch of losers crying over why they lost the war they started in the first place.
The reason the KKK exists today is because northerners could handle the idea that immigrants were coming into the US, and black people were moving to northern factories, during WWI.
The only people who think there's nothing to be proud of in the South are people have never been here. They're the same buttholes who scream "all lives matter", "a state's right to what?" "traitor to muh c**try."
11 months ago
Anonymous
No one’s saying there’s nothing to be proud. They’re saying that celebrating that time you chimped out because you couldn’t expand slavery and then proceeded to go insane and assume that abolition was imminent and secede and starting a war isn’t something to be proud of. No to mention trying to create all kinds of different reasons as to why you did it when I was always one way or another about slavery.
The reason the KKK exists today is because northerners could handle the idea that immigrants were coming into the US, and black people were moving to northern factories, during WWI.
The only people who think there's nothing to be proud of in the South are people have never been here. They're the same buttholes who scream "all lives matter", "a state's right to what?" "traitor to muh c**try."
The reason why the US is so fricked is because it lost the foundational purposes due to satanic subversions.
>Green Goblin is Irish >Venom is a feral freed slave who finally had enough >Jerimiah Jonah Jameson covering the war for the New York Herald and narrating the events (only universe where he's right about Spidey being a menace) >Nic Fury is a Union general
You can't be a liberal and an anarchist, anon. I think you mean 'anarcho-socialist'. Just like you can't be an 'anarcho-fascist' because the terms are contradictory.
I think he means the anarcho-liberals of the 1800s. Basically terrorists who have a (theoretically) liberal persuasion, like the French Revolution but later on in time.
Because people will stick terms together to sound smarter than they actually are. You don't have to know what anarchism or monarchism are to stick them together and try and make yourself feel superior. It's like a kid on a playground who knows one fact the other kids don't know, and now everyone thinks he's a genius when he's basically regurgitating a half-remembered anecdote he saw on TV.
I will rape my cum into your intestines until you cease being this moronic, anon.
11 months ago
Anonymous
There isn't even an agreed definition on fascism is anyways moron. Now stop shitting up the thread with your seething
11 months ago
Anonymous
>There isn't even an agreed definition on fascism is anyways
That's an incredible degree of stupid there, anon. That's just straight-up incorrect.
11 months ago
Anonymous
There isn't even an agreed definition on fascism is anyways moron. Now stop shitting up the thread with your seething
To be fair there are moreso 'guidelines' for it, it's a notably fluid system which is why nobody can define it
11 months ago
Anonymous
> it's a notably fluid system which is why nobody can define it
God to be this willfully stupid is like a performance art > fascism is a mass political movement that emphasizes extreme nationalism, militarism, and the supremacy of both the nation and the single, powerful leader over the individual citizen.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>extreme nationalism
Not unique to it >militarism
Not unique to it >supremacy of nation and powerful man
Not unique to it. Devil is in the details, anon
11 months ago
Anonymous
A powerful state is not unique to marxism-leninism and reorganization of society into a lower scale system is not unique to anarchism, but both of of those are qualitied you can attribute to both
11 months ago
Anonymous
>quoting wikipedia
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
Pol/tard alert
That's from a movie by a commie pedo.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Maybe if you don't read Fascist writing where they spell out exactly what Fascism is.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Not him, but isn’t fascism just a mix of nationalism, traditionalism, and other conservative ideologies?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Fascism's more of a mix of socialism, nationalism, and little quirks from whatever country it's in at the moment
11 months ago
Anonymous
Fascism's more of a mix of socialism, nationalism, and little quirks from whatever country it's in at the moment
National Socialism is exactly what it sounds like. Taking the basic ethos of socialism but instead of class war being the driving force of social history it's race war. And instead of the proletariat having a duty to overthrow the bourgeoisie proletarian nations (White people) have a duty to overthrow bourgeois nations (Jews).
11 months ago
Anonymous
boy people can really just stick words together and pretend it makes sense, huh?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Look up North Korea's technical name. The words you use the names don't necessarily mean anything.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>National Socialism i
The Nazis were just using Buzz was when they made their name don't forget Germany was the Holy Roman Empire Reborn a country which was not one of any of those three things.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Nazi Germany was very socialist economically, actively taking factories to work for the government and restricting the free market. It's actually one of the quirks that separate it from other forms of fascism
>Cullen Connors, nicknamed the lizard man, for his seedy Snake oil merchant schemes. >Joseph Octavius, the confederate's r&d guy wanting to prove his inventions are superior >Chameleon - Union Spy
>Doc Ock is basically Arliss Loveless >Blew up his legs in an accident involving experimental explosives >built a harness with mechanical legs like Superior Spider-Man >Wants to destroy the Confederacy, because he feels they left him to die after the accident
SS Panzergruppen. Falshimjaggers. And goddam carpet baggers and tax men.
Are you trying to make stone tosses point they already made multiple spider females in the main continuity before spider Gwen Stacy but he didn't know because he doesn't know what he's talking about.
I'm not sure what the frick you're talking about. But Stonetoss isn't exactly deep enough to have this kind of misunderstanding.
> because he doesn't know what he's talking about.
So, what was the actual point you're trying for?
This is comics. The reincarnated corpse. Still out to kill uppity southern "lords".
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Imagine typing this with swollen, malding, raging red fingers and not being deeply, powerfully embarrassed at being mogged by superior israeli wiener. Like you needed to not hit the submit button on that one, my dude.
[...] >Are you a card carrying member of the World Economic Forum? Do you have a high-ranking position in governments in the European and North American nations? Are you working for one of these groups writing up numbers to count down my demographic's minority projection in my own country? Like, are you part of whatever the frick THAT is about?
What do you have against the world economic form? It's a bunch of business idealist who think they can use the business Pals to make the world a better place and other ones trying to get even richer by joining it? Why not say the hellfire club which is a real figure in the United States ?
Also are you scared of coming minority that you're going to suddenly lose a lot of privilege and be out of disadvantage the moment other people can outvote you?
Kingpin's got that Plantation Boss Vibe. Maybe you could have it be like he's rocking repping Arkansas or North Texas, Lousiana, and Spiderman just drives in a car. Like a jumping spider he just travels around, scopes out on string and then leaps around kicking but to fight.
I have more but I figure Jannies will exto this thread if I don't post lore ideas NOW.
He totally would pay lip service but give zero fricks about the racial stuff. Man is straight up about business, hell he probably would undermine the south .
So quick lesson, it turns out slavery is terrible for an economy. When you take a large portion of your population out of the market it's a bad idea. So most of market growth is from the production and selling of luxury goods. Guess who doesn't get to buy luxury goods.
Some would argue "but the owners buy them stuff!", The bear minimum or less doesn't get the money flowing. That shack and rags ain't exactly high living.
Are you trying to make stone tosses point they already made multiple spider females in the main continuity before spider Gwen Stacy but he didn't know because he doesn't know what he's talking about.
I just imagine his uncle ben was the grand wizard of the klan. He gets killed because pete doesn't profile the black kid who was in their town and he escapes and ends up shooting ben. Ever since he has been the southern spider keeping the South pure and safe
In "Earth-1861" Spider-Rebel's "Uncle Ben" is actually a black slave that was "one of the good ones" who gets shot for stealing a can of peaches from the plantation or something.
>Virginia, mid 19th century >the Parker family owns a large, prosperous plantation >Peter is the heir to the entire estate >both of his parents die or disappear somehow, and he's now effectively the owner of the plantation because he has no biological relatives left >his parents were relatively good to their equipment compared to most slave owners, they especially treated the house Black folks well >seeing as Peter has nobody to raise him, and with the threat of the plantation shutting down if nobody runs it properly (Peter is too young), the head house Black, "Uncle Ben" and his wife "Auntie May" decide to both raise Peter - since the Parkers were so good to them, they feel like they owe it to them - and take care of the plantation so that it doesn't go into debt and all the Black folks don't have to be sold to harsher masters >Auntie May and Uncle Ben come to see Peter as a son, but though he loves them, he never quite comes to see them as his parents >Peter grows up, goes to a private school and there he meets Harry Osborn and the two become friends, and in his teen years he's bitten by a radioactive huntsman spider >Meanwhile, Norman Osborn, Harry's father and owner of the largest and most productive plantation in antebellum Virginia, is performing dangerous experiments with performance enhancers to try and improve his workforce, and ends up testing it on himself >Peter wants to impress Mary-Jane, the girl who lives on the next plantation over, with a new horse-drawn carriage, but the Parker plantation has fallen on hard times due to competition and a bad growing season that cost them most of their crop >he decides to earn money for the carriage by participating in a local mandingo fighting competition >has to dress up in a costume to hide that he isn't a mandingo >gets Uncle Ben to bring him into town in the old beat up horsedrawn carriage >"Thank ya kindly fer the ride, Uncle Ben," >"Naw naw waidaminnid Peta, we's uh, we's bin needina talk."
Given how popular it is to shit on slavery I'm surprised Marvel hasn't made an AU where the south won the civil war. They already made several elseworlds where the nazis won ww2.
Can you imagine what will happen when Marvel actually depicts it and people start crying critical race Theory when they start seeing slavery and Modern Day USA being depicted as bad being based on the south?
There was an alternate-universe documentary-style movie I saw once that was set in a timeline where the south won. It was pretty weird and neat, and boy was that universe a fricking mess.
Yeah. It's sad we've reached the point where saying slavery and racism is bad has become problematic. I hate that saying slavery was bad and the confederacy was bad is considered letting the cultural marxists win.
Yeah, but it was still the first time Southern Culture got it's own nation-state, and they held on pretty well for what little they had. It's easy to limit everything down to slavery because it was a big culture war issue for the time, but it's a larger picture.
11 months ago
Anonymous
They was scared get Abraham Lincoln with going to force them to stop owning people by law so they started the war the war not defend against it after Declared independence with an act of warfare get any country would recognize as aggression against the North and a lot of them holding out was better generals and slave labor.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Making up a mess get you throughout the whole country into a civil war because everything was perfect for everyone in the South especially the slaves and all the problems black people have now is because you were forced to stop slavery and they would have been better off without it. It's NOT destroying their culture.
And what are cultural marxists even supposed to be?
>ESL
11 months ago
Anonymous
Not ESL, just ebonics. That's who's on Cinemaphile, and why they seethe so much.
11 months ago
Anonymous
It's easy to limit it down to that, because so much of the South's "culture" at that time revolved around and relied upon slavery and owning slaves.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>
I hear people that Southwest compared Abraham to Julius Caesar at the time what's what's up with that?
11 months ago
Anonymous
No, Southern Culture relied on the Southern Planters. They did own slaves, but their existence as the 'nobles' of Southern society was a thing before and after slavery.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>They did own slaves, but their existence as the 'nobles' of Southern society was a thing before and after slavery.
America had slavery before they had America not British.And I'm pretty sure it was getting worse George Washington freed his slaves in his will that's not allowed in this new country South slave laws.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Southern Planter 'Aristocracy' existed before slavery took hold in North America, eventually switching from white servants to black slaves. And honestly? I blame the culture war for that law, lol
11 months ago
Anonymous
>George Washington freed his slaves in his will that's not allowed in this new country South slave laws.
Didn't he literally live in a state that slaves would be freed if they stayed in more then 6 months, so he periodically took trips to the border to keep them enslaved? What a nice slave owner.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but slavery was only helping their influence grow. After all it helps to have an even lower class of citizen for the already lower class to look down upon to distract from the fact that they're fighting and dying for Plantation owners right to own people as property. And how it was so easy for them to sweep such facts under the rug by portraying themselves as the wronged party in the matter even though they were the ones who shot first and started the war.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>because it was a big culture war issue for the time
And because it's what they put into their constitutions and declarations of independence.
Making up a mess get you throughout the whole country into a civil war because everything was perfect for everyone in the South especially the slaves and all the problems black people have now is because you were forced to stop slavery and they would have been better off without it. It's NOT destroying their culture.
And what are cultural marxists even supposed to be?
Well, if cultural marxists accepted that every society has done slavery and stopped treating it as a special crime only white devils did, you might not have this problem
>Well, if cultural marxists accepted that every society has done slavery and stopped treating it as a special crime only white devils did, you might not have this problem
I have never seen any group of people say only white people have done slavery?
homie they made an entire movie where the slave empire was the good guys because they were black and the Europeans who were ending the slave trade were the bad guys
That's never happening with the Walt Disney company in charge. They wont even acknowledge Song Of The South exists except when they're put on the spot about it.
Just like his beloved home, he's an absolute failure. Fricking Rick and Morty has been around longer than the confederacy existed. And even if you want to double that length because it 'existed in idea before it happened legally', fricking Family Guy has been around longer than even that. Even if you wanted to extend THAT, and say that 'well really in spirit the confederacy existed for like 25 years' motherfricker the simpsons have been on TV longer than that
Ever hear of captain confederacy? It's a comic book about a superhero alternate history where the south uses superheroes to win the civil war. It's probably not too far removed from what a marvel universe version of a confederate victory would look like.
No way he'd live in Atlanta it's full of lgbt people black people and latinos. No self-respecting confederate would live there they'd live in the real rural area
>Pete Parkson is a seventeen year old at the start of the Civil War >He lies about his age to fight on the front >After a devastating charge, he's wounded and shocked from the brutality of this war >As he lies on a muddy blanket, his chances looking grim, he's bit by an undiscovered wood spider >He heals from life-threatening injuries overnight, gaining his powers
How does that sound for Pete? I was thinking of having Uncle Ben die while protecting Aunt May from Sherman's soldiers or something of the sort.
Not bad, but Aunt May dying to Sherman troops doesn’t give you much time to play with Civil War Spider before the war ends. >Parkson quickly rises through the ranks, becoming an officer just before the war ends
Does he >surrender and rejoin the Union >take to the hills and become a guerrilla like the Reb generals were too pussy to do irl
or, bonus round >flees to Brazil and becomes a Confederado
I feel like Sherman/someone who served under Sherman would be a good villain, since his actions and orders shocked even other Union Generals in savagery. And it could even hit close to Southern Spider if he's from Atlanta
I saw an X-Men trailer with Wolverine was a Union soldier I did some look it up found out some Canadians joined the Northern Army in order to end slavery. Did he go to the Civil War in 616?
Wolverine has canonically served in every major US war since the civil war. That's like the earliest time he was around but some writers say his ass was around even during the revolutionary war.
Is how old Wolverine's supposed to be something inconsistent with comic book offer to offer or something some of them just don't know how it's supposed to canonically be? Also wasn't he Canadian until he joined the X-Men? And I think Canada's been in most major American wars after the Civil War because of some reason or another .
Nah it's just to show that he's fricking OLD.
Like seeing your grandpa standing in the background of an old ass photo that was taken.
It basically has nothing on the plot, except sometimes writers use it as a reason for him slowly dying, because the Adamantine in his body is poisoning him by stopping his regeneration so his age is slowly catching up to him.
Is Reb Pete a planter aristocrat or a poor white? Did the Parkers own any slaves themselves? How committed is Pete personally to slavery as opposed to “his country”?
Poor white. Miles is an escaped slave that poses as belonging to pete.
I saw an X-Men trailer with Wolverine was a Union soldier I did some look it up found out some Canadians joined the Northern Army in order to end slavery. Did he go to the Civil War in 616?
Yes.
He went to fricking Japan way back then too.
> moronation beats any structure possible
Isn't that the logical conclusion of the existence of the internet?
We can examine this in real time at the reddit shutdown.
>Yes. >He went to fricking Japan way back then too.
I saw an X-Men trailer with Wolverine was a Union soldier I did some look it up found out some Canadians joined the Northern Army in order to end slavery. Did he go to the Civil War in 616?
>I saw an X-Men trailer with Wolverine was a Union soldier I did some look it up found out some Canadians joined the Northern Army in order to end slavery. Did he go to the Civil War in 616?
Anyone got an image of Wolverine in the comics from the historical USA Civil War?
Imagine typing this with swollen, malding, raging red fingers and not being deeply, powerfully embarrassed at being mogged by superior israeli wiener. Like you needed to not hit the submit button on that one, my dude.
>Are you a card carrying member of the World Economic Forum? Do you have a high-ranking position in governments in the European and North American nations? Are you working for one of these groups writing up numbers to count down my demographic's minority projection in my own country? Like, are you part of whatever the frick THAT is about?
What do you have against the world economic form? It's a bunch of business idealist who think they can use the business Pals to make the world a better place and other ones trying to get even richer by joining it? Why not say the hellfire club which is a real figure in the United States ?
Also are you scared of coming minority that you're going to suddenly lose a lot of privilege and be out of disadvantage the moment other people can outvote you?
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Hey Anon, I get that you're mad at what he posted, but can you stop acting so gay with it? Or return to Reddit while it still lasts.
How’d a thread about confederate Spider-Man manage to be less racist than the Rippaverse thread (or other racebaity threads in general)? Both this Spider-Man and that comic were made by token anti SJW tap dancing nerd blacks, too.
Yes but Cinemaphileumblr will pretend otherwise. Back on topic, would the symbiote in this universe do the emotions thing or would it be like the old symbiote, where Peter is just an ass to it.
How’d a thread about confederate Spider-Man manage to be less racist than the Rippaverse thread (or other racebaity threads in general)? Both this Spider-Man and that comic were made by token anti SJW tap dancing nerd blacks, too.
>token anti SJW tap dancing nerd blacks >Guy manages to sell a comic in a hobby he mostly used to enjoy is a token cause I said so.
Frick off.
You should assume any racebait thread about a movie just in theaters is shilled by people who switch back and forth on inflamatory positions to drive traffic.
Here, anon is more focused on the content, and the more experienced anons know not to overeact to stupid shit, like your post has a bit of.
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I don't know, but the symbiote story should be 100 percent the tar baby story.
Don't Nolanize and overcomplicate the symbiote. Just play it straight and have the symbiote inhabit a strong slave.
How is a Cinemaphile thread spitballing a fun AU confederate Spidey more interesting than people who are literally paid to write Spider-Man in the marvel editorial?
You should assume any racebait thread about a movie just in theaters is shilled by people who switch back and forth on inflamatory positions to drive traffic.
Here, anon is more focused on the content, and the more experienced anons know not to overeact to stupid shit, like your post has a bit of.
Yes but Cinemaphileumblr will pretend otherwise. Back on topic, would the symbiote in this universe do the emotions thing or would it be like the old symbiote, where Peter is just an ass to it.
[...] >token anti SJW tap dancing nerd blacks >Guy manages to sell a comic in a hobby he mostly used to enjoy is a token cause I said so.
Frick off.
I don't know, but the symbiote story should be 100 percent the tar baby story.
What's the scenario? Peter is just a neo-confederate? He's existing within the historical confederacy? He's in a timeline where the Confederacy won the war or still existed to the modern day for whatever reason?
>Spider-Rebel >Civil War starts and finishes in the same outcome, but with a few bumps. >Reb Pete is a poor whitey who lies about his age to fight in the front >After a devastating charge, he's wounded and shocked from the brutality of this war >As he lies on a muddy blanket, his chances looking grim, he's bit by an undiscovered wood spider >He heals from life-threatening injuries overnight, gaining his powers >his time as Spider-Rebel he becomes less racist >Kingpin is a southern aristocracy selling out the south to save his own skin. >Pete becomes less racist when he starts saving more people who don't look like him. >"Uncle Ben" is like Uncle Remus who taught Peter with his black wisdom, but was wrongly shot for stealing a can of peaches or beaten for not working hard enough.
>It's the south so he doesn't have a whole lot of tall things to swing around with so he just hitches rides between cars >Harrasses minorities but secretly has Jungle Fever >All his quips are generally something racist because it's minorities he's usually coming after >Frequently gets sized up by other dickheads in Bars because those guys wanna prove Southern Spider ain't shit >Almost routinely gets into Bar fights >Everyone knows his identity, Pete makes no real attempt to hide it and relishes in the notoriety every once in a while
In school we weren't taught about just how deeply evil the Union was. Aside from Sherman and Grants war crimes, there was also >Lincoln ordering Butler to return refugees he freed to their owners. >The Corwin Amendment of the free states >Ohio and Pennsylvania rounding black people up to force them to go to Africa. > How Indiana and Kansas not only made slavery illegal, they also made it illegal for black people to enter their states. >The US opened the army to non-whites not so that they could fight for freedom, but so that they could be subject to the draft. >Most soldiers in the US and CS were "soft drafted". They volunteered for money which would have been lost if they were served draft papers. >The US was forcing black people into concentration camps as government property under the Confiscation acts >of the 11 CS states, not a single one seceded to "preserve slavery". They wanted to expand it to the west, and maintain a cotton block in congress. Slavery was in no danger, nor to the ordinances of secession mention preservation. >4 CS secession had nothing to do with slavery at all, and were over Lincoln's violation of state sovereignty. Those states had previously voted to limit slavery out of the west. >Lincoln essentially cancelled the bill of rights. He shut down newspapers, arrested people without warrants, and engaged in warrantless wiretapping. >Lincoln was never popular. He won the 1860 election with the largest share of 4 parties, but never had a majority. Even his own party hated him. In 1864, the election was almost half and half with pro-CS peace plan General McClellan. >The "Emancipation Proclaimation" protected slavery with explicit pro-slavery zones, and excluded the 5 Union slave states, the slave concrentration camps, and most of the south. It was a pre-election peace offering, not an abolitionist document.
His abilities revolve around being able to move better than a normal person. How is someone in a wheelchair going to do anything associated with Spiderman and not look totally ridiculous?
I'd say it's cringe because it has wheels at all.
It's antithetical to what spiderman is, just stick with the artificial legs and webslinging if you're going to go the cripple route.
Spider man almost always has a double life. That weelchair is basically a transformer, it looks like a wheelchair but can turn into a spider-chair. Out of all the random spider-sonas from this movie and the comics thats the least egregious one.
how many times do you think criminals have just pushed her over or walked up a flight of stairs before she made that mech. Also how many times has she just been beaten and raped? [spoiler]them legs may not work but i bet that pussy nice and tight[/spoiler]
Why not just make an exosuit that allows him to walk without crutches?
that'd be offensive you wouldn't be representing the handicapped
lol expecting me to know the uk's national symbol I'm a proud American. She also was in a scene filled with other characters I gave them all a quick glance to see if i recognized any of them and to get their basic theme. My eyes were drawn to her hijab and also add to this spiderman's colors are red blue and white it's a recipe for me not to put two and two together in one viewing.
Just love how the very idea of a confederate hero causes leftoids to seethe and mald endlessly.
Johnny Yuman was a hero
Jonah Hex was a hero >But muh slavery!
If, by now, you're still operating under the false suppositions of that little chestnuts, there's no hope for you. You're nothing but a brainless slave yourself, utterly enthralled to bullshit post hoc justifications and outright fabrications, and your opinion on the matter is worth less than dogshit.
The South don't need to be angels for Lincoln and his cronies to be tyrants.
It's not just the left. Loads of people on the right hate confederate heritage and southern pride due to the treason aspect. There was a Federal judge, who was a Republican, who okayed the removal of a statue due to the whole "traitor to muh country" line.
I'm a leftist, and I'm pro-confederate heritage.
True that normalgays of all stripes believe the narrative revolving around the CW, but you have to admit that leftoids are far more likely to be anti southern heritage. You being the exception really only proves that rule.
It's really frustrating.
Because honestly, the confederate flag is genuinely one of the coolest designs conceived.
I really wish it got used more without people screeching, because if there was one thing the South did right, it was making this flag.
I'll give you credit, that's a cool design.
But post more examples, I like talking about flags.
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Unironically the "Don't Tread on Me Flag" is a better looking version of the stars and bars in modern day.
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I like it for how direct it is with it's message.
I don't like it because the important parts are too intricate. It's really just a political cartoon with a yellow background.
It has nice symmetry without being over designed.
I've also been conditioned to like things that are star spangled, and it meets those standards nicely.
I love the shit-eating grin on this guy. i like to think he'd do his best to be an actually decent superhero but the rest of the heroes give him shit for his whole confederate motif and their collective seething just makes him smile more.
>Cinemaphile posters proving once again they know nothing about real history and just repeat what they are told like good little goys
The "muh southerners are da true racists" shit is so tired. Read a book you fricking losers. >On topic
Would this worlds version of Frank Castle make his personal war on War Criminals? Like his family was caught between a battle and they were killed by both north and south troops in a wild melee, so now Castle goes after anyone whos hurting innocents or killing POWs?
>Read a book you fricking losers.
You mean the books the South literally wrote to paint themselves as the innocent party after the war you dumbass? Southern history doesn't start nor did it end with the Confederacy, which is the more annoying part about seeing the Confederacy wanked so hard. It existed long before and after it, so get Robert E. Lee's dick out your mouth.
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
YEEYEE
Good luck with that
The south will never rise again because they're too in love with 'the south will rise again', and that ideological position is inherently backwards-looking. You can't build a future on nothing but the past. There's no 'now' to build off of. There's no actual agenda other than imitation of the past and cultural grievance, and neither of those are good at building support.
Yep. You're right ! Just look at how great society has been without those idiot southerners way of life!
Everything is better now!
this but unironically
I wish slavery was never in the US
It legitimately is better, now. If we can manage to dismantle capitalism we'll be even better off. I want to put elon musk in a stockade and pump his bare ass full of my cum every day until he eventually dies from it.
>I want to put elon musk in a stockade and pump his bare ass full of my cum every day until he eventually dies from it.
>being this racist, bigoted and hateful against an African-American just for being successful
I mean what part of southern culture was erased aside from the shit involving slaves? And if that was a majority of what it was then was it really worth keeping alive in the first place? Because the agrarianism didn’t really leave as the slaves were just replaced by share croppers
>Southerners are proud working people
>Still shit on unions and are vehemently against them because ??????
I've lived here all my life, and whenever I mention unions, everyone hates them but nobody can actually tell me why...
The confederacy was based on trying to maintain the last instead of moving forward.
Do it again Sherman.
>No, I don't think so
>union soldiers when Black folk and white leftists piss and shit on their graves and demand their statues are removed
Implying the confederacy wouldn't have eventually gone down the same path.
If anything given its proximity to Latin America it would end up being more like Brazil or Panama
Ya boy Sherman was a white supremist, a war criminal, and he fricked his own sister. He fathered children with his own sister.
>He fathered children with his own sister.
I've never heard this one before, QRD?
His parents adopted a young girl when Sherman was a boy, she was 4 years yonger than him, and they were raised as bother and sister. He married his sister and had 8 kids with her.
That's pretty fricking creepy, but that's not the same thing as sister-fricking, at least genetically.
>boo hoo adopted siblings is still incest
You fricking incorrect cowards, go choke on your father's dick
That's just NBR just like my animes
America’s first supervillain. The southern states are still recovering from the damage 160 years later
Because of the rising tides
"Behold! The lost city of Atlanta!"
Were goin home.
AMEN BROTHER
who are his villains
I imagine the kkk and the black panthers
The KKK was made out of X Confederate soldiers.
>Look
>It's complicated!
Yes. And?
One universe for each.
You can't easily say what the KKK was or wasn't because there three different incarnations who each had different reasons for existing.
They all existed for the subjugation of minorities
The biggest incarnation of the KKK was composed almost entirely of mid-westerners. The pre-civil war Black exclusion policies they wrote into their constitutions just progressed into sundown towns after the war.
The first incarnations founder, General Nathan Beford Forest, deeply regretted founding the Klan. He invented it as an anti-Yankee political group, not a terrorist group. He left it shortly after founding it, and often apologized at black churches.
The real racism was northern, not southern.
Bible rejector repent now
Polish are white.
Nazis; anti american.
*cough*
I actually want to fight you so i can spit on mariel cartwright for being anti american as well. Digusting.
>they hated him becasue he spoke the truth
Just ten of them?
>Confederate Peter
>Hates the KKK because they don't actually value the confederacy or the pride of the south and just use shit to spread hate
kek
I'd also imagine General Sherman is one of his most powerful villain in his rogues gallery.
I love the hoops you guys are trying to jump through to formulate to make a heroic confederate lol
You don't have to jump through hoops to make a heroic southerner if it's Sherman they're fighting
A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag.
Care to explain why?
>inb4 confederates are racist
The north was hardly any better in their treatment socially
Have you never opened a history book? You do realize confederates we’re doing terrorist attacks in the north right?
And Yankees were commiting war crimes while throwing black southerners into concentration camps. What's your point?
Meh. If it flew over Shuri castle when the Marines took it front the Japanese, then it's clean. It's southern pride.
A Confederate Spiderman could be just wearing his "old colors" and paying respect to his home. He may undergo character development that teaches him to be less bigoted and prejudiced, kinda like what this anon stated here.
(I actually quite like this version. Would gladly read an AU about.). It's kinda of a nice parallel because early Peter Parker was also kind of a dick and a poorgay.
This is literally a ripoff of James Gunn’s Peacemaker
James Gunn also directed American History X or Gran Torino?
It'll be fine. None of your twitter or discord friends won't ever know you posted here.
You do realize this thread is based off twittershit right?
Yes, but I'm not being a squeamish homosexual over a the idea of a confederate themed spider-man.
Yeah you’re just being a squeamish homosexual over someone saying this concept is moronic
>N-No U!
This shit is from twitter and discord
Kys tourist
>even knowing it's from discord and twitter
We can kill ourselves thelma and louise style.
Well. Not an educated one.
>A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag.
>I need to spam paintings to bump my incredibly dull pet-thread
>A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag
>A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag.
shot to pieces like the mulch and fodder they are
>shot to pieces like the mulch and fodder they are
Because the Union Army didn't do that like 12 times in one single battle right?
>A heroic southerner wouldn’t be wearing a confederate flag
bringing rocks to a gun fight like the poor hicks they are. clearly nothing without superior african labor
>lose battle to literal rock throwers
They lost because back-up arrive shortly afterwards, pebble launcher.
>losing to even more rock throwers
Literally fricking jesus
>talking about Jesus losing in a Spider-Man thread of all places
>run out of ammunition because all the factories that produce them are up north
>have to start throwing rocks
lol
there aren't any women here, you don't have to orbit
The only reason we have such a romanticized revisionism of the South and confederacy, and why the KKK even exist today is because the South proceeded to gaslight everyone with the "Lost Cause" myth over why they tried to succeed in the first place. There is no "pride of the south", it's just a bunch of losers crying over why they lost the war they started in the first place.
The reason the KKK exists today is because northerners could handle the idea that immigrants were coming into the US, and black people were moving to northern factories, during WWI.
The only people who think there's nothing to be proud of in the South are people have never been here. They're the same buttholes who scream "all lives matter", "a state's right to what?" "traitor to muh c**try."
No one’s saying there’s nothing to be proud. They’re saying that celebrating that time you chimped out because you couldn’t expand slavery and then proceeded to go insane and assume that abolition was imminent and secede and starting a war isn’t something to be proud of. No to mention trying to create all kinds of different reasons as to why you did it when I was always one way or another about slavery.
The reason why the US is so fricked is because it lost the foundational purposes due to satanic subversions.
The kkk wouldn’t exist if the confederacy won the civil war.
*clears throat*
>confederacy
>Black Panthers
???
>Green Goblin is Irish
>Venom is a feral freed slave who finally had enough
>Jerimiah Jonah Jameson covering the war for the New York Herald and narrating the events (only universe where he's right about Spidey being a menace)
>Nic Fury is a Union general
Kino
>Carnage is a liberal anarchist
You can't be a liberal and an anarchist, anon. I think you mean 'anarcho-socialist'. Just like you can't be an 'anarcho-fascist' because the terms are contradictory.
I think he means the anarcho-liberals of the 1800s. Basically terrorists who have a (theoretically) liberal persuasion, like the French Revolution but later on in time.
Why the hell is anarcho-monarchism is a thing then
Because people will stick terms together to sound smarter than they actually are. You don't have to know what anarchism or monarchism are to stick them together and try and make yourself feel superior. It's like a kid on a playground who knows one fact the other kids don't know, and now everyone thinks he's a genius when he's basically regurgitating a half-remembered anecdote he saw on TV.
>Just like you can't be an 'anarcho-fascist' because the terms are contradictory.
WRONG
I will rape my cum into your intestines until you cease being this moronic, anon.
There isn't even an agreed definition on fascism is anyways moron. Now stop shitting up the thread with your seething
>There isn't even an agreed definition on fascism is anyways
That's an incredible degree of stupid there, anon. That's just straight-up incorrect.
To be fair there are moreso 'guidelines' for it, it's a notably fluid system which is why nobody can define it
> it's a notably fluid system which is why nobody can define it
God to be this willfully stupid is like a performance art
> fascism is a mass political movement that emphasizes extreme nationalism, militarism, and the supremacy of both the nation and the single, powerful leader over the individual citizen.
>extreme nationalism
Not unique to it
>militarism
Not unique to it
>supremacy of nation and powerful man
Not unique to it. Devil is in the details, anon
A powerful state is not unique to marxism-leninism and reorganization of society into a lower scale system is not unique to anarchism, but both of of those are qualitied you can attribute to both
>quoting wikipedia
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
That's from a movie by a commie pedo.
Maybe if you don't read Fascist writing where they spell out exactly what Fascism is.
Not him, but isn’t fascism just a mix of nationalism, traditionalism, and other conservative ideologies?
Fascism's more of a mix of socialism, nationalism, and little quirks from whatever country it's in at the moment
National Socialism is exactly what it sounds like. Taking the basic ethos of socialism but instead of class war being the driving force of social history it's race war. And instead of the proletariat having a duty to overthrow the bourgeoisie proletarian nations (White people) have a duty to overthrow bourgeois nations (Jews).
boy people can really just stick words together and pretend it makes sense, huh?
Look up North Korea's technical name. The words you use the names don't necessarily mean anything.
>National Socialism i
The Nazis were just using Buzz was when they made their name don't forget Germany was the Holy Roman Empire Reborn a country which was not one of any of those three things.
Nazi Germany was very socialist economically, actively taking factories to work for the government and restricting the free market. It's actually one of the quirks that separate it from other forms of fascism
>bourgeoisie proletarian nations
huh?
Pol/tard alert
You do realize Fascists are socialists right? For frick sake the term Fascist comes from the italian nomenclature for workers union.
Regardless you can't have anarcho-socialism because socialism requires force to function.
>Cullen Connors, nicknamed the lizard man, for his seedy Snake oil merchant schemes.
>Joseph Octavius, the confederate's r&d guy wanting to prove his inventions are superior
>Chameleon - Union Spy
>nic fury is a union general
White Nic Fury, MCUck.
>Doc Ock is basically Arliss Loveless
>Blew up his legs in an accident involving experimental explosives
>built a harness with mechanical legs like Superior Spider-Man
>Wants to destroy the Confederacy, because he feels they left him to die after the accident
Wild Wild West was a fun movie
> Green Gobbo is Irish
AI gays assemble!
William Sherman. Fire powers.
SS Panzergruppen. Falshimjaggers. And goddam carpet baggers and tax men.
I'm not sure what the frick you're talking about. But Stonetoss isn't exactly deep enough to have this kind of misunderstanding.
> because he doesn't know what he's talking about.
So, what was the actual point you're trying for?
What the hell are Falshimjaggers?
Do you mean Falschirmjäger?
Already dead before the war starts
This is comics. The reincarnated corpse. Still out to kill uppity southern "lords".
LOL. Chill. You don't reply to garbage like that.
>southern lords
Too inaccurate, we can take from actual history here and just sic him on regular civilians
If by regular civilians you mean the other armed groups that entered the Kansas territories then yes.
I suppose families that own a gun on the frontier could be considered armed groups if you really want to kill people, sure
Live by the sword die by the sword Brown did too.
He could be Ghost Rider
>Uncle Ben gets murdered by John Brown
what about the female characters?
Is MJ just a ginger Scarlett O'Hara type?
What about Gwen and Felicia?
And Cindy?
The Lizard is FROM Florida, so them right there.
Kingpin's got that Plantation Boss Vibe. Maybe you could have it be like he's rocking repping Arkansas or North Texas, Lousiana, and Spiderman just drives in a car. Like a jumping spider he just travels around, scopes out on string and then leaps around kicking but to fight.
I have more but I figure Jannies will exto this thread if I don't post lore ideas NOW.
>Kingpin is a blood-rich member of the Southern Aristocracy who'd sell out the south to save his own skin
FUND IT
He totally would pay lip service but give zero fricks about the racial stuff. Man is straight up about business, hell he probably would undermine the south .
So quick lesson, it turns out slavery is terrible for an economy. When you take a large portion of your population out of the market it's a bad idea. So most of market growth is from the production and selling of luxury goods. Guess who doesn't get to buy luxury goods.
Some would argue "but the owners buy them stuff!", The bear minimum or less doesn't get the money flowing. That shack and rags ain't exactly high living.
black people I guess
His black suit should make him a northerner. You could make a web of shadows kind of story where he picks between the north and south
Captain America but in this universe he's named Yankee Doodle.
The carpet bagger. A guy with pocket dimension powers
A librarian, black people, and abolitionists.
Actual white people
Non hollywood crypto israelites;
Synagoyge of satan
...rocket?
A cabal of israelites who use blacks as golems. They run an underground child trafficking ring from beneath a pizza parlor.
Cooper/vanderbilt?
Every issue tackles a different /misc/ conspiracy.
Shut up you fricking catholic israelite
The artists would mysteriously disappear
Miles Morales
Carpet baggers, prohibition enforcers, 3 letter agencies
Are you trying to make stone tosses point they already made multiple spider females in the main continuity before spider Gwen Stacy but he didn't know because he doesn't know what he's talking about.
i love stonetoss
>literally has sex with Aunt May
No Hyphen....he is evil....
>we make a confederate spider man, but get this... we make him EVIL!
>what a twist!
I just imagine his uncle ben was the grand wizard of the klan. He gets killed because pete doesn't profile the black kid who was in their town and he escapes and ends up shooting ben. Ever since he has been the southern spider keeping the South pure and safe
In "Earth-1861" Spider-Rebel's "Uncle Ben" is actually a black slave that was "one of the good ones" who gets shot for stealing a can of peaches from the plantation or something.
>Earth-1861" Spider-Rebel'
wait is this a canon spider man? I refuse to believe they made this charaacter
>Virginia, mid 19th century
>the Parker family owns a large, prosperous plantation
>Peter is the heir to the entire estate
>both of his parents die or disappear somehow, and he's now effectively the owner of the plantation because he has no biological relatives left
>his parents were relatively good to their equipment compared to most slave owners, they especially treated the house Black folks well
>seeing as Peter has nobody to raise him, and with the threat of the plantation shutting down if nobody runs it properly (Peter is too young), the head house Black, "Uncle Ben" and his wife "Auntie May" decide to both raise Peter - since the Parkers were so good to them, they feel like they owe it to them - and take care of the plantation so that it doesn't go into debt and all the Black folks don't have to be sold to harsher masters
>Auntie May and Uncle Ben come to see Peter as a son, but though he loves them, he never quite comes to see them as his parents
>Peter grows up, goes to a private school and there he meets Harry Osborn and the two become friends, and in his teen years he's bitten by a radioactive huntsman spider
>Meanwhile, Norman Osborn, Harry's father and owner of the largest and most productive plantation in antebellum Virginia, is performing dangerous experiments with performance enhancers to try and improve his workforce, and ends up testing it on himself
>Peter wants to impress Mary-Jane, the girl who lives on the next plantation over, with a new horse-drawn carriage, but the Parker plantation has fallen on hard times due to competition and a bad growing season that cost them most of their crop
>he decides to earn money for the carriage by participating in a local mandingo fighting competition
>has to dress up in a costume to hide that he isn't a mandingo
>gets Uncle Ben to bring him into town in the old beat up horsedrawn carriage
>"Thank ya kindly fer the ride, Uncle Ben,"
>"Naw naw waidaminnid Peta, we's uh, we's bin needina talk."
this is pretty good but how would the spider get radioactive?
I think something to do with the Industrial Revolution could justify it
Some time traveling frick gave Sherman nukes
Uranium mines?
Uncle Tom?
got his powers from being raped by his radioactive uncle who works at the power plant
Love his black gf
That's a man. You can even see his five 'o clock shadow.
That is a hideous mouth. It ruins an otherwise agreeable character design
SEXOOOOO
Given how popular it is to shit on slavery I'm surprised Marvel hasn't made an AU where the south won the civil war. They already made several elseworlds where the nazis won ww2.
Can you imagine what will happen when Marvel actually depicts it and people start crying critical race Theory when they start seeing slavery and Modern Day USA being depicted as bad being based on the south?
There was an alternate-universe documentary-style movie I saw once that was set in a timeline where the south won. It was pretty weird and neat, and boy was that universe a fricking mess.
CSA: the Confederate States of America
Yeah. It's sad we've reached the point where saying slavery and racism is bad has become problematic. I hate that saying slavery was bad and the confederacy was bad is considered letting the cultural marxists win.
>Confederacy was bad
To be fair Anon, preventing Southern US Citizens from taking pride in their heritage is a rather 'cultural marxist' thing to do
It's not like the US was putting an end to them drinking ice tea and slathering butter over everything.
Yeah, but it was still the first time Southern Culture got it's own nation-state, and they held on pretty well for what little they had. It's easy to limit everything down to slavery because it was a big culture war issue for the time, but it's a larger picture.
They was scared get Abraham Lincoln with going to force them to stop owning people by law so they started the war the war not defend against it after Declared independence with an act of warfare get any country would recognize as aggression against the North and a lot of them holding out was better generals and slave labor.
>ESL
Not ESL, just ebonics. That's who's on Cinemaphile, and why they seethe so much.
It's easy to limit it down to that, because so much of the South's "culture" at that time revolved around and relied upon slavery and owning slaves.
>
I hear people that Southwest compared Abraham to Julius Caesar at the time what's what's up with that?
No, Southern Culture relied on the Southern Planters. They did own slaves, but their existence as the 'nobles' of Southern society was a thing before and after slavery.
>They did own slaves, but their existence as the 'nobles' of Southern society was a thing before and after slavery.
America had slavery before they had America not British.And I'm pretty sure it was getting worse George Washington freed his slaves in his will that's not allowed in this new country South slave laws.
Southern Planter 'Aristocracy' existed before slavery took hold in North America, eventually switching from white servants to black slaves. And honestly? I blame the culture war for that law, lol
>George Washington freed his slaves in his will that's not allowed in this new country South slave laws.
Didn't he literally live in a state that slaves would be freed if they stayed in more then 6 months, so he periodically took trips to the border to keep them enslaved? What a nice slave owner.
Yeah, but slavery was only helping their influence grow. After all it helps to have an even lower class of citizen for the already lower class to look down upon to distract from the fact that they're fighting and dying for Plantation owners right to own people as property. And how it was so easy for them to sweep such facts under the rug by portraying themselves as the wronged party in the matter even though they were the ones who shot first and started the war.
>because it was a big culture war issue for the time
And because it's what they put into their constitutions and declarations of independence.
Making up a mess get you throughout the whole country into a civil war because everything was perfect for everyone in the South especially the slaves and all the problems black people have now is because you were forced to stop slavery and they would have been better off without it. It's NOT destroying their culture.
And what are cultural marxists even supposed to be?
Well, if cultural marxists accepted that every society has done slavery and stopped treating it as a special crime only white devils did, you might not have this problem
"cultural marxist" just means israelite, to anyone reading who might not have picked that up, anytime someone uses that term, that's what they mean.
>Well, if cultural marxists accepted that every society has done slavery and stopped treating it as a special crime only white devils did, you might not have this problem
I have never seen any group of people say only white people have done slavery?
You should consider yourself lucky.
So the lesson here is that moronation beats any structure possible?
> moronation beats any structure possible
Isn't that the logical conclusion of the existence of the internet?
homie they made an entire movie where the slave empire was the good guys because they were black and the Europeans who were ending the slave trade were the bad guys
That's never happening with the Walt Disney company in charge. They wont even acknowledge Song Of The South exists except when they're put on the spot about it.
>"Confederate Spider-Man", did I get it right? I'm building a team.
Did that movie ever came out? Seemed like the most cynical piece of shit
So he loses all his fights and is probably inbred?
Just like his beloved home, he's an absolute failure. Fricking Rick and Morty has been around longer than the confederacy existed. And even if you want to double that length because it 'existed in idea before it happened legally', fricking Family Guy has been around longer than even that. Even if you wanted to extend THAT, and say that 'well really in spirit the confederacy existed for like 25 years' motherfricker the simpsons have been on TV longer than that
His webbing is made out of cotton.
Ever hear of captain confederacy? It's a comic book about a superhero alternate history where the south uses superheroes to win the civil war. It's probably not too far removed from what a marvel universe version of a confederate victory would look like.
>It's a comic book about a superhero alternate history where the south uses superheroes to win the civil war.
That's not what it's about at all.
Where would his hometown even be?
Atlanta, Georgia
Or austin or houston texas.
No way he'd live in Atlanta it's full of lgbt people black people and latinos. No self-respecting confederate would live there they'd live in the real rural area
where does he swing from? Farm roofs? Crack houses
He's probably more of a jumping spider.
He doesn't need to swing. He 'gets high' on methamphetamines and Jesus.
I think he should at least have webs to pull objects and stuff
The high rates of opioid deaths
He's not the one doing the swinging.
>dies of meth addiction
Is this more
>Alternate universe where the south won
Or
>Civil War Spooderman
>Pete Parkson is a seventeen year old at the start of the Civil War
>He lies about his age to fight on the front
>After a devastating charge, he's wounded and shocked from the brutality of this war
>As he lies on a muddy blanket, his chances looking grim, he's bit by an undiscovered wood spider
>He heals from life-threatening injuries overnight, gaining his powers
How does that sound for Pete? I was thinking of having Uncle Ben die while protecting Aunt May from Sherman's soldiers or something of the sort.
Not bad, but Aunt May dying to Sherman troops doesn’t give you much time to play with Civil War Spider before the war ends.
>Parkson quickly rises through the ranks, becoming an officer just before the war ends
Does he
>surrender and rejoin the Union
>take to the hills and become a guerrilla like the Reb generals were too pussy to do irl
or, bonus round
>flees to Brazil and becomes a Confederado
I feel like Sherman/someone who served under Sherman would be a good villain, since his actions and orders shocked even other Union Generals in savagery. And it could even hit close to Southern Spider if he's from Atlanta
I saw an X-Men trailer with Wolverine was a Union soldier I did some look it up found out some Canadians joined the Northern Army in order to end slavery. Did he go to the Civil War in 616?
Wolverine has canonically served in every major US war since the civil war. That's like the earliest time he was around but some writers say his ass was around even during the revolutionary war.
Is how old Wolverine's supposed to be something inconsistent with comic book offer to offer or something some of them just don't know how it's supposed to canonically be? Also wasn't he Canadian until he joined the X-Men? And I think Canada's been in most major American wars after the Civil War because of some reason or another .
Nah it's just to show that he's fricking OLD.
Like seeing your grandpa standing in the background of an old ass photo that was taken.
It basically has nothing on the plot, except sometimes writers use it as a reason for him slowly dying, because the Adamantine in his body is poisoning him by stopping his regeneration so his age is slowly catching up to him.
Is Reb Pete a planter aristocrat or a poor white? Did the Parkers own any slaves themselves? How committed is Pete personally to slavery as opposed to “his country”?
Poor white probably fits best for relatability, and c'mon, you KNOW he has to go full patriot
Poor white. Miles is an escaped slave that poses as belonging to pete.
Yes.
He went to fricking Japan way back then too.
We can examine this in real time at the reddit shutdown.
>Yes.
>He went to fricking Japan way back then too.
>I saw an X-Men trailer with Wolverine was a Union soldier I did some look it up found out some Canadians joined the Northern Army in order to end slavery. Did he go to the Civil War in 616?
Anyone got an image of Wolverine in the comics from the historical USA Civil War?
I actaully don't remember where I saw it. It is NOT wolverine origins, as he goes straight to WW1 in that one.
the design is good, but i like the blue over the mouth a bit better.
This, the best spider-man costumes should have a full mask
>"Uncle Ben"
Imagine typing this with swollen, malding, raging red fingers and not being deeply, powerfully embarrassed at being mogged by superior israeli wiener. Like you needed to not hit the submit button on that one, my dude.
>Are you a card carrying member of the World Economic Forum? Do you have a high-ranking position in governments in the European and North American nations? Are you working for one of these groups writing up numbers to count down my demographic's minority projection in my own country? Like, are you part of whatever the frick THAT is about?
What do you have against the world economic form? It's a bunch of business idealist who think they can use the business Pals to make the world a better place and other ones trying to get even richer by joining it? Why not say the hellfire club which is a real figure in the United States ?
Also are you scared of coming minority that you're going to suddenly lose a lot of privilege and be out of disadvantage the moment other people can outvote you?
Hey Anon, I get that you're mad at what he posted, but can you stop acting so gay with it? Or return to Reddit while it still lasts.
He's from the universe where Superman fricked with time.
How’d a thread about confederate Spider-Man manage to be less racist than the Rippaverse thread (or other racebaity threads in general)? Both this Spider-Man and that comic were made by token anti SJW tap dancing nerd blacks, too.
There's a reason why "dems are the real racist" just became a tired slogan.
Dems are the real racists, which is why I vote for them.
They are and have always been the real racists.
Yes but Cinemaphileumblr will pretend otherwise. Back on topic, would the symbiote in this universe do the emotions thing or would it be like the old symbiote, where Peter is just an ass to it.
>token anti SJW tap dancing nerd blacks
>Guy manages to sell a comic in a hobby he mostly used to enjoy is a token cause I said so.
Frick off.
Don't Nolanize and overcomplicate the symbiote. Just play it straight and have the symbiote inhabit a strong slave.
ok boomer
How is a Cinemaphile thread spitballing a fun AU confederate Spidey more interesting than people who are literally paid to write Spider-Man in the marvel editorial?
You should assume any racebait thread about a movie just in theaters is shilled by people who switch back and forth on inflamatory positions to drive traffic.
Here, anon is more focused on the content, and the more experienced anons know not to overeact to stupid shit, like your post has a bit of.
I don't know, but the symbiote story should be 100 percent the tar baby story.
Because we’re just talking about the general idea and not going into any of the specifics of either the Union, Confederacy, or the war.
Because the confederate flag is the spider-man costume of flags,
But where is the Trans-Spidergirl?
Save it for Spiderverse threads, b***h. We're making art here.
What's the scenario? Peter is just a neo-confederate? He's existing within the historical confederacy? He's in a timeline where the Confederacy won the war or still existed to the modern day for whatever reason?
He's an incel larper who's favorite place to watch videos is b***hute
>Spider-Rebel
>Civil War starts and finishes in the same outcome, but with a few bumps.
>Reb Pete is a poor whitey who lies about his age to fight in the front
>After a devastating charge, he's wounded and shocked from the brutality of this war
>As he lies on a muddy blanket, his chances looking grim, he's bit by an undiscovered wood spider
>He heals from life-threatening injuries overnight, gaining his powers
>his time as Spider-Rebel he becomes less racist
>Kingpin is a southern aristocracy selling out the south to save his own skin.
>Pete becomes less racist when he starts saving more people who don't look like him.
>"Uncle Ben" is like Uncle Remus who taught Peter with his black wisdom, but was wrongly shot for stealing a can of peaches or beaten for not working hard enough.
He looks like he got some sugar in his tank
Anyone here ever read Guns Of The South?
What is his universe's Miles Morales like?
Villain? Slave?
What's Peter's thoughts on State's Rights?
*Spider-Gwen removes clothes*
"THIS IS ME."
Stop posting twitter images
His sidekick/lover
It's weird how both polgays and Disney marketers want to suppress the concept of Teen Dad Peter with their own Tumblr-tier AU's
A Spider-Man that legitimately meets the American folk heroes would be great one-off.
>It's the south so he doesn't have a whole lot of tall things to swing around with so he just hitches rides between cars
>Harrasses minorities but secretly has Jungle Fever
>All his quips are generally something racist because it's minorities he's usually coming after
>Frequently gets sized up by other dickheads in Bars because those guys wanna prove Southern Spider ain't shit
>Almost routinely gets into Bar fights
>Everyone knows his identity, Pete makes no real attempt to hide it and relishes in the notoriety every once in a while
where's pregnant anne frank
here
what's his canon event?
losing the Civil War
losing his slave/mentor "Uncle Ben"
He loses his Uncle Tom which gives the character a lot more depth than you could possibly imagine.
That honesty would be so cool
Does he get a Gwenne Frank Stacy?
-is ugly.
>slide israelite thread
So does he buck break Miles after meeting him?
Miles is a Northerner.
And?
And what? Miles just has to wait for him to eventually run out of webbing.
I think it would be more interesting if miles was an Uncle Tom
Miles is taken by Qwen
>this thread is infested with bible hating crypto israelites
Yikes...
The only israelite I've found here so far is Anne Frank, pregnant, of course.
Just like the confederacy.
https://catalog.library.vanderbilt.edu/permalink/01VAN_INST/2jen8h/alma991007065729703276
Jesus kills fake israelites in the bible.
Not kosher
Judah is the antichrist; dont believe it; read the bible.
Willian "Teh cum in your sister" Sherman.
William "Teh cums in his own sister" Sherman.
In school we weren't taught about just how deeply evil the Union was. Aside from Sherman and Grants war crimes, there was also
>Lincoln ordering Butler to return refugees he freed to their owners.
>The Corwin Amendment of the free states
>Ohio and Pennsylvania rounding black people up to force them to go to Africa.
> How Indiana and Kansas not only made slavery illegal, they also made it illegal for black people to enter their states.
>The US opened the army to non-whites not so that they could fight for freedom, but so that they could be subject to the draft.
>Most soldiers in the US and CS were "soft drafted". They volunteered for money which would have been lost if they were served draft papers.
>The US was forcing black people into concentration camps as government property under the Confiscation acts
>of the 11 CS states, not a single one seceded to "preserve slavery". They wanted to expand it to the west, and maintain a cotton block in congress. Slavery was in no danger, nor to the ordinances of secession mention preservation.
>4 CS secession had nothing to do with slavery at all, and were over Lincoln's violation of state sovereignty. Those states had previously voted to limit slavery out of the west.
>Lincoln essentially cancelled the bill of rights. He shut down newspapers, arrested people without warrants, and engaged in warrantless wiretapping.
>Lincoln was never popular. He won the 1860 election with the largest share of 4 parties, but never had a majority. Even his own party hated him. In 1864, the election was almost half and half with pro-CS peace plan General McClellan.
>The "Emancipation Proclaimation" protected slavery with explicit pro-slavery zones, and excluded the 5 Union slave states, the slave concrentration camps, and most of the south. It was a pre-election peace offering, not an abolitionist document.
>miguel is trying to stop miles from slavery getting abolished because it would ruin the canon event
>CSA Spider-Man fought and died in the civil war
No less offensive than this shit which is official.
The hijab I is whatever, the real cringe is this
Why is he jumping? His canes are webslingers? Is he pretending to be disabled?
How is that cringe? A paraplegic spider-man with a robotic spider wheelchair is cooler than whatever the frick the morons ITT are attempting to make.
A spider-man from the civil war will always be cooler than a crippled troony
>from the civil war
Is a fricking larper, he didnt fight shit
His abilities revolve around being able to move better than a normal person. How is someone in a wheelchair going to do anything associated with Spiderman and not look totally ridiculous?
I'd say it's cringe because it has wheels at all.
It's antithetical to what spiderman is, just stick with the artificial legs and webslinging if you're going to go the cripple route.
Spider man almost always has a double life. That weelchair is basically a transformer, it looks like a wheelchair but can turn into a spider-chair. Out of all the random spider-sonas from this movie and the comics thats the least egregious one.
homie, he's wearing the spiderman suit while in the chair.
That's not a double life, that's just moronic.
You have to cut off their supply of S'mores Schnapps
Why not just make an exosuit that allows him to walk without crutches?
how many times do you think criminals have just pushed her over or walked up a flight of stairs before she made that mech. Also how many times has she just been beaten and raped? [spoiler]them legs may not work but i bet that pussy nice and tight[/spoiler]
that'd be offensive you wouldn't be representing the handicapped
Where the frick is Billy?
am i moronic or do hijabs not have anything to do with the UK? like i think i saw her in the movie but didn't realize she was UK spider at all wtf
Did you miss the giant ass Union Jack on her chest?
lol expecting me to know the uk's national symbol I'm a proud American. She also was in a scene filled with other characters I gave them all a quick glance to see if i recognized any of them and to get their basic theme. My eyes were drawn to her hijab and also add to this spiderman's colors are red blue and white it's a recipe for me not to put two and two together in one viewing.
but they don't though
>am i moronic
yes
Just love how the very idea of a confederate hero causes leftoids to seethe and mald endlessly.
Johnny Yuman was a hero
Jonah Hex was a hero
>But muh slavery!
If, by now, you're still operating under the false suppositions of that little chestnuts, there's no hope for you. You're nothing but a brainless slave yourself, utterly enthralled to bullshit post hoc justifications and outright fabrications, and your opinion on the matter is worth less than dogshit.
The South don't need to be angels for Lincoln and his cronies to be tyrants.
It's not just the left. Loads of people on the right hate confederate heritage and southern pride due to the treason aspect. There was a Federal judge, who was a Republican, who okayed the removal of a statue due to the whole "traitor to muh country" line.
I'm a leftist, and I'm pro-confederate heritage.
True that normalgays of all stripes believe the narrative revolving around the CW, but you have to admit that leftoids are far more likely to be anti southern heritage. You being the exception really only proves that rule.
???
>I'm a leftist, and I'm pro-confederate heritage.
Literally not a leftist then
>But muh slavery!
>confederate hero
No such thing if you're living in the UNITED States.
>pre civil war
united STATES
>post civil war
UNITED states
Really makes you wonder if the good guys won.
RAIMI NOOOOO
It's really frustrating.
Because honestly, the confederate flag is genuinely one of the coolest designs conceived.
I really wish it got used more without people screeching, because if there was one thing the South did right, it was making this flag.
You got dipshits wearing hungry hammers tees and it don't seem to bother them.
>one of the coolest designs conceived.
I'd recommend looking at more flags than shit made by aglos post 1600s
Like what?
Well for one, start with ones that don't look like a McDonald's version of the Union Jack.
I asked for an example.
And I think a Union Jack with stars looks nice.
Barbados
I'll give you credit, that's a cool design.
But post more examples, I like talking about flags.
Unironically the "Don't Tread on Me Flag" is a better looking version of the stars and bars in modern day.
I like it for how direct it is with it's message.
I don't like it because the important parts are too intricate. It's really just a political cartoon with a yellow background.
It’s ok but not that cool
It has nice symmetry without being over designed.
I've also been conditioned to like things that are star spangled, and it meets those standards nicely.
>I've also been conditioned to like things that are star spangled, and it meets those standards nicely.
Ah so you're mentally deficient. Nvm.
What do you have against stars?
They're a beautiful shape.
>cant do shit cause there are no skyscrapers in rural shitholes
I love the shit-eating grin on this guy. i like to think he'd do his best to be an actually decent superhero but the rest of the heroes give him shit for his whole confederate motif and their collective seething just makes him smile more.
I’m guessing he could fight on par with Spidercide, but not the stronger clones
"Gotta lose fast!"
so many CHUDCELS in this thread
chudcels made a better Spider-Man than Marvel's editorial.
Not a high bar
This thread is lasting longer than The Confederacy did.
Sherman comes up with the best burns.
Reddit humor
This would make for a way better Cinemaphile Spiderman AU then Honey-Bee.
>Cinemaphile is pro-Confederate, right?
I didn't say anything about supporting the confederacy, schizo.
Go leave.
What? is this your first time here? Cinemaphile is love.
If you want to yell at pol, they're right down the hall.
Definitely a fire design.
The design is fine. The creator's completely batshit attitude was fricking nuts.
go be a homosexual somewhere else.
I'd go to the Confederacy, but it stopped existing shortly after it was founded.
>receding hairline
>looks inbred
yup, checks out
This is the villain Miles has to face in Spider-Verse P2
Based.
On a failed ideology.
>Cinemaphile posters proving once again they know nothing about real history and just repeat what they are told like good little goys
The "muh southerners are da true racists" shit is so tired. Read a book you fricking losers.
>On topic
Would this worlds version of Frank Castle make his personal war on War Criminals? Like his family was caught between a battle and they were killed by both north and south troops in a wild melee, so now Castle goes after anyone whos hurting innocents or killing POWs?
>Read a book you fricking losers.
You mean the books the South literally wrote to paint themselves as the innocent party after the war you dumbass? Southern history doesn't start nor did it end with the Confederacy, which is the more annoying part about seeing the Confederacy wanked so hard. It existed long before and after it, so get Robert E. Lee's dick out your mouth.
Genuinely glad you lost cost gays are getting your shit taken down