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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're a big guy

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LIAR!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death to Israel and death to America!!!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen Seven Samurai

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really enjoyed watching "13 reasons why"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go to HELL

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an oldgay and I still don't know what KWAB means
    At this point I'm too afraid to ask

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means Kill Whites And worship Blacks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kevin was anally blasted

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pirated the Superbowl
    >pirated Disney's Recess
    >pirated Mighty Max
    >pirated Mad Bull 34
    >pirated Intersella 5555

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish all wojackshits die screaming

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm in love with a girl a friend of mine is kind of going out with and it kills me inside everytime i see a pitcture of them together

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man stop being such a cuckold.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon, that's not love. that's jealousy.

        i know it's a petty thing to feel, we are in a sort of group chat. but we used to talk with each other till i saw she wasn't really interested.

        Then this friend of mine started hanging out with her and i can't help but feel he stole her from me even if she wasn't mine to begin with.

        I can't bring myself to tell anyone cause i would look like a pussy, and it would be uncomfortable. So i will just silently live with the pain i guess

        • 2 weeks ago
          pastor billy

          Well the first step is to eject from from that cucked chat group. buy a fricking Starship Velociraptor instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n_Ae9DGC0U

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's my dilemmma, they are all really nice people, and i have made friends with them, i don't want throw it all away for some girl.

            Also i'm sort of the de facto leader, i have an image to maintain

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A devious little murder suicide seems fitting here but you didn’t hear it from me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                worst part is that, even if i like the guy, he is a fricking pussy, constantly complaining about past relationships he had, like he can't let go,whining all the time.

                I can't believe this girl would go after this guy with all this homosexual behaviour he has, but i guess women really care more for looks than i originally thought so

                I hate women

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're going to call anyone a pussy after typing all of that out? Getting some real Elliot Roger vibes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't use my group of friends to complain about this stuff, that's why i'm not a pussy, i just have this problem and i wanted to tell someone

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry buddy, just having that mindset makes you a pussy. Now that you've let it out you can let go of her. Develop a crush on another girl as soon as possible, that's my best advice.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Despite this shit being off topic I'm going to give you a little life advice. I have been in various chat groups similar to the one you mention, and I can tell you with all certainty that your friends are shit. They don't give a frick about you, this guy probably talks shit about you to her in order to keep her and away from you and make himself look better (fricking pussies are usually manipulative like that), and all of the guys in that group are just waiting to hook up with some chick, and will leave as soon as they get one. None sees you as their actual friend, none gives a shit about that group except you, and if you left right now nobody would care.
                Also, he got the b***h and you didn't because he actually went for her instead of just casually talking, and he has a place to take her and trick her into sex instead of living in his parents house like you.
                You are right in hating women tho, they are all empty headed shits that lack the ability to think and only do what they feel like doing at the moment, like children. Their only worth are their holes, so most of the time you are better off just jerking off instead of having to put up with their shit to get them.
                >But she was different...
                No, no she fricking wasn't, and neither will be any of the women that you will meet in your life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Despite this shit being off topic I'm going to give you a little life advice. I have been in various chat groups similar to the one you mention, and I can tell you with all certainty that your friends are shit. They don't give a frick about you, this guy probably talks shit about you to her in order to keep her and away from you and make himself look better (fricking pussies are usually manipulative like that)
                Nah we actually met irl, he doesn't know i like her, and we became really good friends, he is not some normie butthole he is a decent dude
                >Also, he got the b***h and you didn't because he actually went for her instead of just casually talking, and he has a place to take her and trick her into sex instead of living in his parents house like you

                Fair enough, but i was at a disadvantage since i don't live in the same city as them, you don't need to make assumptions about my personal life to give advice Black person.
                Also they haven't had sex, and aren't in a relationship yet, he tells me everything cause we are really close
                >But she was different...
                >No, no she fricking wasn't, and neither will be any of the women that you will meet in your life.

                i don't think she was different, it's just feeling i have for her, not something rational, i know that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Try some Jesus on for size. I’ve been in a similar situation, I got over her for a while but for some reason the pain came back with a vengeance recently. I ghosted her for years but I’m just starting to think I’m gonna have to get back in touch cos what’s the point of ghosting someone if it doesn’t help you forget them in any way whatsoever

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah, if you can ghost her do it, meeting her again is gonna make it worse for you, i cannot do that cause we share a friend group, but if you can kick her the frick out your life for good do it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You obviously didn’t get over her and I guarantee your ghosting consisted of stalking her social media. Contacting someone you ghosted for years who wasn’t even your gf is just fricking sad. Don’t do it and move the frick on. And stop watching moron girls on yt for life advice and vicarious gf vibes kek

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I did get over her but now people keep wanting to talk to me about her so I will literally never be able to forget her as long as I live. We were very close friends for many years and she tried to contact me for about 5 years after I ghosted her. There’s some generally good advice in that vid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Getting over someone =/= being okay so long as you aren’t reminded of her existence at any point in your life.

                It’s obvious (except to you) that you want to contact with her to see if she’s single and if you have a chance. Just stop. You were friend zoned and can’t let it go after years and years passing by. Accept loss and move on. And no don’t tell me you “just want to touch base and see how she is doing” you want to orbit her again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting perspective. I’m honestly just thinking maybe I want to apologise to her and just let her know that I’m not ignoring her anymore, I’d probably be happiest if she told me to frick off. It’s just that she’s always made it very clear that she still loves me and misses me which is a kind of torture

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many years has it been since you last talked?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                7

                >she’s always made it very clear that she still loves me and misses me
                She's manipulating you because she wants your attention, not because she cares about you. moron. What color is her hair? She seems like a narcisistic manipulative bith to me.

                She’s a brunette and yea I did tell her once that I didn’t want to see her anymore because I don’t think of her as a friend, after that she acted like she was in love with me, calling me in the middle of the night just to say she missed me and stuff like that. She eventually left her boyfriend and I thought she was finally gonna give it a chance but she went cold as ice then when she got her next boyfriend I just got the frick outta there. Guess I do sound kinda moronic huh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude seven fricking years? You simply cannot call her. She’s obviously a narcissist and you calling her sill make her feel great with knowing she has had power over you all this time. There is not Hollywood ending here, you will not end up with her. That’s life. Move on for your own sake and find someone else.

                It sounds like you are probably a permavirgin or perpetually single for a long time? Not a dig or anything it just seems like you are inexperienced and have created this big love story and heartache and oneism over this one broad who gave you the time of day and strung you on a little. Move on: there is no future here and she isn’t the one. People pass through our lives all the time and sometimes it sucks but that’s the way it goes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re probably right it’s just hard when she bumps into someone I know and tells them to tell me she misses me. I’m pretty good with women other than her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually when we first met I slept with her best friend which I think might be why it never happened with us

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >she’s always made it very clear that she still loves me and misses me
                She's manipulating you because she wants your attention, not because she cares about you. moron. What color is her hair? She seems like a narcisistic manipulative bith to me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nobody cares. please stop posting about this. the second hand embarassment from reading what you typed out is making my skin crawl.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s the whole point of confession

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i post it here precisely because i know it is silly, i don't go arround complaining to people about my problems all day because i care about people respecting me, not here tho, here i'm just another ramdom guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon, that's not love. that's jealousy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just see if they want to have a three-way and eat at taco bell before if they do

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked Ted.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stop jacking off to blacked ntr hentai.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've haven't been to the cinemas in like 6 years.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a decent 75inch tv and stuffed it into my back room PC office. I told myself I'd watch more movies now. I still end up watching a lot of youtube or twitch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      use as a third monitor

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have spent an unhealthy amount of the past year indulging in chatbots. I thought I grew past the age of reading hurt/comfort fics where my favorite characters adopted and coddled a self insert. I haven’t gone a day without at least 30 minutes on the chatbot

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't actually watch movies and actively post in threads where my opinions are entirely based on Cinemaphile memes and comments

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anomalisa was good

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A few years ago my work made all the bathrooms “gender neutral” and even put troony decals on the doors saying all are welcome. It was cool taking a dump where women shit and one time I turned off the flusher and a 9.9/10 coworker was in there for a long time and left looking concerned. I went right in and saw a nice 8/10 log floating there coy as a crocodile and thinking quickly and not wanting to lose this one golden opportunity I practically ran to my lunch and emptied a ziploc full of cucumbers and peppers and long story short I gently collected that turd and told my boss I had a stomach bug and had to work from home. I spent the rest of the day and night first jerking off on the turd and then fricking it and jerking off with it. I was going to freeze it but thought that was just insane so I sadly showered off and what remained of it went down the drain.

    Haven’t done that since and it seems like a fever dream to be honest.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch movie, or serie. I'm just here for the shitposts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats me at /tg/

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit this thread is garbage. have a nice day super simps and have a nice day wannabe dr phil gays

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I... I couldn't make it in Cinemaphile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? Cinemaphile is one of the most underage low IQ boards.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am the arse bandit :3

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the movie "Dinner in America" recently because redlettermedia recommended it in their latest video.
    It's by far the best movie I have seen in a long time and I feel the need to spread the word.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a pretty good movie and I'm not usually one for romantic films.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to watch tv in peace
    I don’t want to hear about how people think I should be watching something else or doing something else with my time

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