I don't watch anything new, nor do I care too. The latest movie I've seen is Top Gun and before that it was Brawl In Cellblock 99 and Dragged Across Concrete.
I rewatched Godzilla 1998 the other day and yup, I still love it like I used to as a kid. Now I'm on to the animation series, which is also super great.
>ordering custom videos from internet prostitutes
Why don't you just pay escorts to frick you wearing some cosplay shit or something? Paying for anything else is kinda cucked m8
if you do it enough times you'll be comfortable with it.
commit to it, set yourself a goal of ten shore visits, maybe once a week and keep track of your comfort levels.
hold up a pane of glass if you need a barrier.
>Walking Dead sucks
True. Though first couple of seasons are watchable. >Transformers sucks
First one is good, next two are decent, the rest is garbage >Barbie sucks
Sucks hard >Batman sucks
Which one? Patman one? Eh, it's competently made, if a bit boring.
same, and I'm glad for it.
suspicious of these highly publicised series, and will even avoid them if they have that feeling of being forced or obligatory.
I wanted to watch game of thrones but then I saw it was some magical fantasy bullshit. it filtered me ever since, I just want a historical castle kino 🙁
never seen the godfather films despite imderpb saying they were the best for a decade or so.
not really interested in seeing them either.
I've watched some atrocious crap on streaming sites just for the 'social' aspect. same reason why I post on most threads here even though I have very little direct interest in whatever the thread is about, and in numerous cases have not watched whatever they are talking about.
i also know there are others like me in this thread at this very moment, reading every word I've written here. and most of them won't even reply.
I hate that foot fetishes have become part of pop culture now. I used to never notice or care about seeing feet when watching a show or movie but now that footgays have bombarded the internet with their weird fetish every time I see a woman's foot I'm now painfully aware that it was a deliberate choice to display some hollywood pervert's fetish and not just an artistic decision or just an interesting camera angle.
I don't watch tv at all. I don't even know what I'm doing on this board. I'll watch the occasional movie at a friend's house and yeah I went to go see all the Star Wars movies by myself for some reason, but that's about it. All I do is gamble and read books that were made into movies.
I know why I'm here, because years ago the other boards were bringing me down and I decided to redirected my habit of going to those ones to one I had no particular interest in.
it's mindless and surface level requiring little investment
I can never get passed the first LotR. Every once in a while Ill try and I have to restart because I was so bored with the first movie idk what the frick is even going on half the time
Was able to do the first and third movie which I appreciate both from the vague memories of them but I draw a blank on the 2nd movie. Some big ass walking tree's and catapults and shit
>lack of wokeness
every single white character is bad in some way except reacher and his dead brother, all the brown characters are good
i only watched season 1
I talked to my oneitis for the first time in a year or so last night. I didn't try to, she joined our voice chat. She was pretty stoned. I didn't say a lot to her directly. It used to be so easy to talk to her. I still think about her all the time, even though I have a girlfriend of 1 year who wants to marry me. Deep down I know it's because me and my gf are 4/10 and my oneitis is an 8/10. I've had female friends before without "catching feels" so I'd figured it'd be safe to hang out with her, especially since I only knew her online. Nope.
Me too.
I also have erectile dysfunction from dryhumping my pillow while limp to jerk off for years, and we both live with our parents so we have to get a hotel room and take Viagra so we can frick.
I hate the first Godfather movie, I hate the Sopranos.
Mafia shit is boring as frick to me and I hate everything about that culture.
I loved Goodfellas and I thought Godfather 2 was an good (not great) movie.
Jesus frick Italian mafia stuff just comes across as edgy nonsense from a country that haven't been useful in any way except food for hundreds of years.
Well padre,
Star Wars 1-6 are my favorite movies ever made and it's never changed.
Godfather 1 was great but I still haven't finished 2 after attempting twice.
I think We were soldiers is one of the best 20th century war movies in terms of action only slightly edged out by maybe saving Ryan's privates. Pre-20th century my pick would be Gettysburg or Waterloo. Best naval kino is Master and Commander, though.
My favorite show is one piece but it was The Wire for awhile.
I watch Seinfeld while I shower.
>please wait a while before making a post
I ONLY POST ONCE A MONTH WHAT THE FRICK HIROSHIMOOT
I haven't liked a big studio American movie in like a decade. I don't like new American TV shows. I'd rather watch Columbo or pre-streaming Star Trek for the millionth time.
I don't like movies or tv, I just watch them (very rarely) as an excuses to eat popcorn.
And I only use Cinemaphile as a blue /b/ to shitpost about youtube, pornography, /misc/itics, vidya and eceleb drama.
spent the past 4 years watching many kinos and getting into new genres. can barely remember any of the names or what happened in the ones I can because I've also been drinking heavily for 4 years. well at least I have another 4 years of kino to catch up on again.
I spent six months making a fan edit of Book of Boba Fett off and on because I was convinced it was MF Kino if they had just cut it right and while it got insanely better the last two episodes were so janky I couldn't figure out how to fix so didn't upload it to the internet to try to get famous
I get that way about anime, like I never remember what happens to which character its a total waste of time then I can't even talk about it lol
I just can't get into Fargo. I can't take Billy Bob Thorton seriously.
Fargo annoys me so much because it gets lauded as the best TV show since Sopranos but I hate small town crime stories so fricking much
I hate that foot fetishes have become part of pop culture now. I used to never notice or care about seeing feet when watching a show or movie but now that footgays have bombarded the internet with their weird fetish every time I see a woman's foot I'm now painfully aware that it was a deliberate choice to display some hollywood pervert's fetish and not just an artistic decision or just an interesting camera angle.
OMG THIS same if I see an armpit closeup it was obviously for that one homosexual in the audience
You should be called Valve, since you can't finish the third installment of anything.
Good joke and I am handing out yous for good posts
>then I can't even talk about it lol
same. >hey anon watch any good films >yeah I watched x, y and z over the weekend >cool watcha think? >birds flutter round in head >remember a pair of nice breasts >"yeah it had great breasts in it"
it makes conversations harder when my friends or family bring their partners and all I can think about from films I've watched recently are all the actresses I wanted to frick
Watch Nightmare 1 and 3 and New Nightmare if you liked what you saw. Potentially Freddy vs Jason if you like the idea of crossovers. The rest is skippable.
I still haven't watched a lot of classic films that everyone knows (e.g. Rocky or Rambo).
I find it hard to enjoy Tarkovsky's films.
I rarely make time to watch movies or series.
Rocky is a decent series, but skippable if you're not into boxing.
First Blood is a pretty good drama action. The rest of the series is more of a standard action affair, but it's entertaining, especially part 4 that dials up the carnage.
I've also spent thousands of dollars on erotica commissions depicting me and Hailee Steinfeld in a loving relationship because I'm in love with her. I think it's my brain coping with my being a wizard but I can't stop myself. I don't think I'd ask a woman out without a gun to my head. Seeing josh allen on TV is enough to reduce me to angry tears
I never seed.
Woman have to fricking like the shell that they're looking at. it helps ease them into the rest of your personality. Bottom line: if YOU wouldn't frick you stop expecting non-desperate women to feel the desire, let alone act on it.
I have forgotten several films I have seen, many of them classics or films of great historical value. It embarrasses me because it makes me feel as if these films have filtered me.
I know that feel but I blame it on the fact I'm drunk 90% of the time I watch films so it makes sense I don't remember a lot of the content. I only remember whether or not I enjoyed it. or any breasts, I tend to remember any good pair of breasts.
I'm almost forty and like to do the zoomzoom ie use my mobilephone while watching some mindless scifi or fantasy. Scifi and fantasy are my favorite genres in everything but goddamn most of the movies are bad. I long for the days watching shit with my buddies and wish we could just get together and get high (which we almost never did while young)
I will probably never learn to enjoy movies the critics like.
Sometimes I like the same movies as them, but it feels like luck, not taste.
I hate movies that feel preachy.
I pirate movies and television series to watch, I've never paid for a single thing in any form of entertainment. I've saved so much from doing this I can buy a house. It's that frickig easy.
I wanted that mouthy white c**t from the Ozarks dead by the end of Season 1. Sure, she was mildly amusing but she was way out of her depth and clearly the writer's pet favorite. Got to be so that her eventual death is seen coming and the build up is super gay. I hate her so much. But I tolerate her because I eyefrick her legs alot.
The assembly cut of Alien 3 is my favourite film of all time. Mortal Kombat 1995 is in my top 10. I prefer Exorcist 3 over the first by quite a big margin. I think True Detective season 2 and 3 are fantastic (1 still best though). I put Predator 2 on par with the first, same for Ghostbusters 2, Home Alone 2 and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. Never watched 24, LOST, Babylon 5, Farscape or any Star Trek series. I haven't seen a new film since DUNC Part 1. And I thought that sucked.
I enjoyed most of The Walking Dead. I’ve never watched Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, The Shield, The Wire, Sopranos, or any Fast and Furious movie. I download everything in 1080p Yify rips despite having a 4K oled tv
I got my gf into the idea of watching porn while we had sex and I “randomly” picked a vanilla lesbian scene but edited it so that after 10 minutes there was a LegalPorno DAP piss scene that appeared for three minutes and then went back to the lesbians. She was horrified at first but I swear she was wetter and fricked harder after. I’ve since made a few jokes about pissing and double anal but otherwise I’ll let it simmer in her mind and see what the future holds.
only the second part of that is a sin. most franchise cinemas get filled with morons talking and fricking around on their phones. it's not worth going unless you're willing to go 3000 miles (I live in the middle of buttfrick nowhere) to go to the independent theatre where they also serve cold quiet beers silently throughout the film
My closest theater is almost an hour away but it’s chill to go there during the afternoon if you’re looking to avoid crowds. Last time I went was to see Saw X and there was just 4 other guys by theirself seeing it at like 12:30 on opening day
I don't give a shit about anything to do with crime and/or crime families. It's either fat old fricks or noggers nogging about. The sopranos, wire, godfather etc all suck and are as exciting as watching paint dry.
I did not care for A Clockwork Orange.
me neither
I don't watch television and film
>average Cinemaphile anon
I stopped watching sopranos midway through season 2
I completely missed the boat with the sopranos
I like Breaking Bad
I don't watch anything new, nor do I care too. The latest movie I've seen is Top Gun and before that it was Brawl In Cellblock 99 and Dragged Across Concrete.
I rewatched Godzilla 1998 the other day and yup, I still love it like I used to as a kid. Now I'm on to the animation series, which is also super great.
I've spent way too much money ordering custom videos from internet prostitutes lately.
>ordering custom videos from internet prostitutes
Why don't you just pay escorts to frick you wearing some cosplay shit or something? Paying for anything else is kinda cucked m8
I'm uncomfortable around people. It would be too awkward for me. I like the online barrier.
if you do it enough times you'll be comfortable with it.
commit to it, set yourself a goal of ten shore visits, maybe once a week and keep track of your comfort levels.
hold up a pane of glass if you need a barrier.
maybe i'll try it. i'll probably feel more comfortable if i get in shape first though
go ahead, maybe it's a useful and interesting overall project. post updates over time.
>peptalk to hire a prostitute
this is Cinemaphile at heart
I don't want an std. Just want material to jack off to, wouldn't actually touch them with a ten foot pole.
i prefer the mist tv series over the movie
Walking Dead sucks, Transformers sucks, Games of Throne sucks, Barbie sucks, Batman sucks
>Walking Dead sucks
True. Though first couple of seasons are watchable.
>Transformers sucks
First one is good, next two are decent, the rest is garbage
>Barbie sucks
Sucks hard
>Batman sucks
Which one? Patman one? Eh, it's competently made, if a bit boring.
Those are not sins, those are virtues.
I enjoyed season 3-4 of Star Trek: Enterprise.
>House of Cards
Stopped at S3E4
>Succession
Stopped at S3E2
>Fargo
Stopped at S3E2
>Mr. Robot
Stopped at S3E3
>The Wire
Stopped at S3E5
You should be called Valve, since you can't finish the third installment of anything.
I never saw The Sopranos, The Wire, Mad Men or Lost.
same, and I'm glad for it.
suspicious of these highly publicised series, and will even avoid them if they have that feeling of being forced or obligatory.
same, also never saw Game of Thrones
I never watched a minute of Game of Thrones but I watched hours upon hours of people on YouTube shitting on Game of Thrones.
I wanted to watch game of thrones but then I saw it was some magical fantasy bullshit. it filtered me ever since, I just want a historical castle kino 🙁
I only watch things I see on Cinemaphile
never seen the godfather films despite imderpb saying they were the best for a decade or so.
not really interested in seeing them either.
I've watched some atrocious crap on streaming sites just for the 'social' aspect. same reason why I post on most threads here even though I have very little direct interest in whatever the thread is about, and in numerous cases have not watched whatever they are talking about.
i also know there are others like me in this thread at this very moment, reading every word I've written here. and most of them won't even reply.
>never seen the godfather films despite imderpb saying they were the best for a decade or so.
>not really interested in seeing them either.
same
I haven't seen LotR, wasn't into medieval fantasy growing up.
I haven't seen a movie in a theater since 2006.
Freddy vs Jason is ridiculous and fun.
I like Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 better than the first one.
Disney movies are giving me impure thoughts.
I mean, just look at these. Elsa has her part, but these
AND WHAT OF THESE HOES? WHY ARENT CHILDRENS MOVIES MADE LIKES THIS ANYMORE WHY IS BEAUTY AND THE BEAST THE #1 DISNEY COOMER FLICK
Why is Rapunzel barefoot? What fricking foot fetish director locked that choice in?
I hate that foot fetishes have become part of pop culture now. I used to never notice or care about seeing feet when watching a show or movie but now that footgays have bombarded the internet with their weird fetish every time I see a woman's foot I'm now painfully aware that it was a deliberate choice to display some hollywood pervert's fetish and not just an artistic decision or just an interesting camera angle.
God I would frick this Cindy out of her slippers
same and the actress in general
I don't watch tv at all. I don't even know what I'm doing on this board. I'll watch the occasional movie at a friend's house and yeah I went to go see all the Star Wars movies by myself for some reason, but that's about it. All I do is gamble and read books that were made into movies.
I know why I'm here, because years ago the other boards were bringing me down and I decided to redirected my habit of going to those ones to one I had no particular interest in.
it's mindless and surface level requiring little investment
I can never get passed the first LotR. Every once in a while Ill try and I have to restart because I was so bored with the first movie idk what the frick is even going on half the time
same never seen any lotr movie in its entirety
unironically puts me to sleep every single time ive ever tried to watch it
Was able to do the first and third movie which I appreciate both from the vague memories of them but I draw a blank on the 2nd movie. Some big ass walking tree's and catapults and shit
i havent seen
>LOST
>Game of thrones
>Back to the future
>The godfather
>any capeshit only batman begins
I've seen Back to the Future III but not the two others
I have fallen asleep during every lord of the rings movie, every time I try to watch it, and I never saw the hobbit or other movies
I think reacher is a mid show which solely get praised due to its lack of wokeness
Action slop is always bad. It's for pajeets who want to live through white men
t. female woman
I'm whiter than you Apu
I guarantee you're not
>lack of wokeness
every single white character is bad in some way except reacher and his dead brother, all the brown characters are good
i only watched season 1
This season he beat the shit out of multiple hood Black folk twice who were selling drugs
But yeah no black guy as a major villain for now
I watch 2+ hour long movies in parts, although that's mostly because I watch films with my dad and he's always tired after work.
I wish I wasn't a virgin.
I read movie summaries from Wikipedia and pretend to have seen them on Cinemaphile
Take the Movie Recap pill
I talked to my oneitis for the first time in a year or so last night. I didn't try to, she joined our voice chat. She was pretty stoned. I didn't say a lot to her directly. It used to be so easy to talk to her. I still think about her all the time, even though I have a girlfriend of 1 year who wants to marry me. Deep down I know it's because me and my gf are 4/10 and my oneitis is an 8/10. I've had female friends before without "catching feels" so I'd figured it'd be safe to hang out with her, especially since I only knew her online. Nope.
At least I have a gf.
i didnt even finish the first season sopranos cause the therapy scenes were too woke.
I jerk off about 12 times a day.
and I have a girlfriend who I hardly have sex with
Me too.
I also have erectile dysfunction from dryhumping my pillow while limp to jerk off for years, and we both live with our parents so we have to get a hotel room and take Viagra so we can frick.
Based. Memes aside I am just incredibly lazy and it's morenlike twice a day while she's sleeping and at work.
I have never watched a Terminator, except 3 because I was invited when it came out.
I hate the first Godfather movie, I hate the Sopranos.
Mafia shit is boring as frick to me and I hate everything about that culture.
I loved Goodfellas and I thought Godfather 2 was an good (not great) movie.
Jesus frick Italian mafia stuff just comes across as edgy nonsense from a country that haven't been useful in any way except food for hundreds of years.
Well padre,
Star Wars 1-6 are my favorite movies ever made and it's never changed.
Godfather 1 was great but I still haven't finished 2 after attempting twice.
I think We were soldiers is one of the best 20th century war movies in terms of action only slightly edged out by maybe saving Ryan's privates. Pre-20th century my pick would be Gettysburg or Waterloo. Best naval kino is Master and Commander, though.
My favorite show is one piece but it was The Wire for awhile.
I watch Seinfeld while I shower.
>please wait a while before making a post
I ONLY POST ONCE A MONTH WHAT THE FRICK HIROSHIMOOT
I read fanfic of movies and tv shows, and it's always some cringe deranged shit, but I can't stop reading them
I have never watched Citizen Kane from beginning till end.
I haven't liked a big studio American movie in like a decade. I don't like new American TV shows. I'd rather watch Columbo or pre-streaming Star Trek for the millionth time.
I've never seen any of the films on a typical '10 essential movies'.
when no one is in the house, I watch girly and or romance movies by myself and get high and drunk. I also sometimes replace it with the odd musical.
I really like the romance in big, dumb fantasy anime. Pic related is the ideal woman.
A Walk to Remember is a legitimately good film
I don't like movies or tv, I just watch them (very rarely) as an excuses to eat popcorn.
And I only use Cinemaphile as a blue /b/ to shitpost about youtube, pornography, /misc/itics, vidya and eceleb drama.
I have performed cunnilingus on my own niece
spent the past 4 years watching many kinos and getting into new genres. can barely remember any of the names or what happened in the ones I can because I've also been drinking heavily for 4 years. well at least I have another 4 years of kino to catch up on again.
I spent six months making a fan edit of Book of Boba Fett off and on because I was convinced it was MF Kino if they had just cut it right and while it got insanely better the last two episodes were so janky I couldn't figure out how to fix so didn't upload it to the internet to try to get famous
I get that way about anime, like I never remember what happens to which character its a total waste of time then I can't even talk about it lol
Fargo annoys me so much because it gets lauded as the best TV show since Sopranos but I hate small town crime stories so fricking much
OMG THIS same if I see an armpit closeup it was obviously for that one homosexual in the audience
Good joke and I am handing out yous for good posts
>then I can't even talk about it lol
same.
>hey anon watch any good films
>yeah I watched x, y and z over the weekend
>cool watcha think?
>birds flutter round in head
>remember a pair of nice breasts
>"yeah it had great breasts in it"
it makes conversations harder when my friends or family bring their partners and all I can think about from films I've watched recently are all the actresses I wanted to frick
Me neither
Watch Nightmare 1 and 3 and New Nightmare if you liked what you saw. Potentially Freddy vs Jason if you like the idea of crossovers. The rest is skippable.
I still haven't watched a lot of classic films that everyone knows (e.g. Rocky or Rambo).
I find it hard to enjoy Tarkovsky's films.
I rarely make time to watch movies or series.
Rocky is a decent series, but skippable if you're not into boxing.
First Blood is a pretty good drama action. The rest of the series is more of a standard action affair, but it's entertaining, especially part 4 that dials up the carnage.
I've also spent thousands of dollars on erotica commissions depicting me and Hailee Steinfeld in a loving relationship because I'm in love with her. I think it's my brain coping with my being a wizard but I can't stop myself. I don't think I'd ask a woman out without a gun to my head. Seeing josh allen on TV is enough to reduce me to angry tears
I never seed.
Woman have to fricking like the shell that they're looking at. it helps ease them into the rest of your personality. Bottom line: if YOU wouldn't frick you stop expecting non-desperate women to feel the desire, let alone act on it.
I have forgotten several films I have seen, many of them classics or films of great historical value. It embarrasses me because it makes me feel as if these films have filtered me.
I know that feel but I blame it on the fact I'm drunk 90% of the time I watch films so it makes sense I don't remember a lot of the content. I only remember whether or not I enjoyed it. or any breasts, I tend to remember any good pair of breasts.
I'm almost forty and like to do the zoomzoom ie use my mobilephone while watching some mindless scifi or fantasy. Scifi and fantasy are my favorite genres in everything but goddamn most of the movies are bad. I long for the days watching shit with my buddies and wish we could just get together and get high (which we almost never did while young)
I have never watched The Lion King.
I have never acted like The Driver or Blade Runner 2049.
I will probably never learn to enjoy movies the critics like.
Sometimes I like the same movies as them, but it feels like luck, not taste.
I hate movies that feel preachy.
I just can't get into Fargo. I can't take Billy Bob Thorton seriously.
I pirate movies and television series to watch, I've never paid for a single thing in any form of entertainment. I've saved so much from doing this I can buy a house. It's that frickig easy.
I wanted that mouthy white c**t from the Ozarks dead by the end of Season 1. Sure, she was mildly amusing but she was way out of her depth and clearly the writer's pet favorite. Got to be so that her eventual death is seen coming and the build up is super gay. I hate her so much. But I tolerate her because I eyefrick her legs alot.
I’ve splooged at least one if not more Olympic swimming pools full of cum to slave Leia in her bikini
I think the wire is boring and too complicated.
The assembly cut of Alien 3 is my favourite film of all time. Mortal Kombat 1995 is in my top 10. I prefer Exorcist 3 over the first by quite a big margin. I think True Detective season 2 and 3 are fantastic (1 still best though). I put Predator 2 on par with the first, same for Ghostbusters 2, Home Alone 2 and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. Never watched 24, LOST, Babylon 5, Farscape or any Star Trek series. I haven't seen a new film since DUNC Part 1. And I thought that sucked.
I enjoyed most of The Walking Dead. I’ve never watched Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, The Shield, The Wire, Sopranos, or any Fast and Furious movie. I download everything in 1080p Yify rips despite having a 4K oled tv
I got my gf into the idea of watching porn while we had sex and I “randomly” picked a vanilla lesbian scene but edited it so that after 10 minutes there was a LegalPorno DAP piss scene that appeared for three minutes and then went back to the lesbians. She was horrified at first but I swear she was wetter and fricked harder after. I’ve since made a few jokes about pissing and double anal but otherwise I’ll let it simmer in her mind and see what the future holds.
I thought G-1 was better in color
I think Wrath of Khan is the second worst TOS film, only Final Frontier is worse. I dropped TNG in season 3, did not like the crew.
I watch movies at an artsy independent cinema even though it has a smaller screen because it makes me feel more cultured
only the second part of that is a sin. most franchise cinemas get filled with morons talking and fricking around on their phones. it's not worth going unless you're willing to go 3000 miles (I live in the middle of buttfrick nowhere) to go to the independent theatre where they also serve cold quiet beers silently throughout the film
My closest theater is almost an hour away but it’s chill to go there during the afternoon if you’re looking to avoid crowds. Last time I went was to see Saw X and there was just 4 other guys by theirself seeing it at like 12:30 on opening day
I don't give a shit about anything to do with crime and/or crime families. It's either fat old fricks or noggers nogging about. The sopranos, wire, godfather etc all suck and are as exciting as watching paint dry.
I've only seen 2 akira kurosawa movies
pic related and seven samurai
I haven't seen any.
I haven’t even heard of him.
Watch The Bad Sleep Well. Seriously underrated. No idea why no one talks about that one.