Congratulations anon! It turns out you’re a mutant, and have been invited to Xavier’s school for gifted youngsters!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
What do you do from here?
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>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Satanic_Incarnation
I politely decline and tell them I'll genuinely kill absolutely anyone they send to bother me about if from this point onward.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Eldritch_Slayer
Time to start my training arc so I can kick beat mephisto into undoing OMD
Not if I have anything to say about it
Welp, it seems alot of yall might end up killing us all, or end up fighting one another.
except you somewhat, you can deal with
too due to his state.
So quick question: whose gonna fight whom soon in here between anons?
Okay but I'll kill everyone BUT you if they send you.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Spirit_Physiology
How is this a mutant power? Do I still job to Jeeeeeeean?
I guess I'm backing you up. Or maybe I am you, somehow.
I ask the Avengers if they have any room on the bench
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fantastic-Matter_Constructs
Meh. Guess that'd cover me for a few years from being killed off in the next crisis event.
>Dimensional Defense
>The power to release/use dimensional energy/power to defend oneself. Technique of Dimensional Manipulation. Variation of Defense Powers. Opposite to Dimensional Attacks.
>Cocotte (Dragon Ball Super) can use her Cocotte Zone to create a barrier out of energy that places her in a separate dimension.
So I can make a dimensional bubble. What a shit power.
Aren't mutant powers tied to other dimensions though?
Adding anime to this site ruined it. Is there a way to only use western characters?
You are feeling the same annoyance I felt about TVTropes. It was actually good to find stuff. You'd type, I dunno, green post-apocalypse and it would actually feed you titles like Nausicaa etc. now it gives you Fallout because there's a tree in the middle of a bomb crater because some homosexual troper felt like it. It's so goddamn fricking annoying how people will rot these community sites.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shrunken_Head_Proficiency
i ask them why they think shrinking heads is a skill that only mutants have? and i guess i shrink some heads while i'm at it.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Jungle_Magic
Ooga booga motherfrickers. The school sounds lame, so I either hold out for an invite to the orgy island or form a voodoo-themed team with this homie
Find a forest making mutie and cover the school grounds.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Bang_Inducement
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Bang_Inducement
>The user can create a Big Bang, start a new universe or create a smaller one inside a pre-existing universe. They can condense the big bang into a energy blast capable of destroying an entire universe.
uhhhhh
sorry anon we're gonna have to kill you in your sleep
it's for the good of the universe
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Angelic_Force_Manipulation
I have no idea.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Force_Entity_Creation
Got a pretty good draw. Xavier probably won't want me since I only use my powers to create constructs that I'd frick
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Lava_Wielding_Robot
So my mutation is to become a robot with lava powers?
lol I remember when one anon got a power that was basically just
“You are not immortal”.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Order_Disruption
I would need to be killed if I can’t control it. If I could even be killed.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tooth_Rot_Inducement
be a joke background character for the MC's I guess maybe join the brotherhood of evil mutant and do the same their
Get out of that school so I can survive first things first.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Composite_Fairy_Physiology
Ok so i'm a fusion/hivemind of a bunch of fairies into one being. Not sure how the x-gene caused that to happen. But I'd use my fairy magic to make myself imperceivable like most fairies do.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fusion_Independence
Looks like i am completely useless until i find someone with fusion powers to team up with.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
As long as I am hot to girls I guess I will be fine.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dryness_Inducement
I guess I can dehydrate people and things. Join the X-Men.
You won't be pulling any b***hes though.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Demonic_Light_Generation
I guess I'll work on applying it. Learn to make focused beams, maybe a nova burst attack, maybe a soft light just for dark situations. Not the best power, but I'll try to make the most of it.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Music
What the frick does that even mean? How do I use this?
It doesn't matter what I get, I immediately offer my services to the US government and ask to be put on an anti-mutant task force. I'll die before being a race traitor.
Enjoy getting sniktbubd by Honey Badger or whoever it is they're pushing these days, self-hating homosexual.
Mutants are the self-destructive homosexuals, moron. They should be using their abilities to help their fellow man, instead they compromise a significant threat to humanity which, in a world where there are literally thousands of other things already out for blood, is an unforgivable sin.
>literally betrays his race
>I don't want to be a race traitor
...?
My one and only race is the human race. Mutants are the ones that deny their humanity.
Oh no, you're moronic
not an argument
go suck mutant wiener on krakatoa
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ergo-Matter_Warping
Actually a little scared of this kind of power level.
STEAL ALL THEIR SHIT AND SELL IT FOR CRACK
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Baseball_Bat_Proficiency
So, i am not even a mutad, i gonna join on the steal shit plan.
> https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Taoism_Mastery
I accept and become a guidance counselor.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Healing_Sleep
I politely tell them I'm not joining to their cult and take a nap.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Dragon_Physiology
Ask them if they can give me a big room where I can build my treasure hoard.
>Bio-tech Manipulation
>User can control organic or pseudo-organic technology to create things with their mind, to any number of useful effects.
FRICK. YES.
I'm Generator Rex, b***hes!
I got school for a bit, learn some ins and out. Then become a billionaire selling my inventions, and use the money to help fund crime-fighting. Tony Stark but even more badass.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ice-Fire_Attacks
Nice. Dual threat.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Identity_Theft
I learn how to master my powers and then I forever vanish into the crowd and steal the identity of someone rich and pointless that no one will bother
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Disintegration_Energy_Manipulation
Hopefull I can control it. If not, oh well. X-Men always come back.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lust_Magic
I AM CHAD.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics
My hero name is Toon. I'm more or less invincible because lol toon physics, but I use my powers mainly to mess with people than actually fight or cause problems, of course I'm incredibly deadly if I REALLY have to be.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Limitation_Transcendence
Kind of a cool power. Any time I reach my limits in any given situation, I grow just powerful enough at a given skill until I can accomplish my task.
So much shit on this website is X Attacks or X Combat or Peak X. Anyways got
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mass_Conversion so I guess I get a weight loss regimen of throwing fireballs at targets.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Glider_Mastery
How the frick is this a mutant power?
least you dont have this
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Science_Immunity
The frick does this even mean?
The laws of science don't apply to you, so you can basically break physics, the laws of Newton, make black holes, or swallow a bomb without dying. Or you can just make Mega-Nukes and take out like, half the earth, or actually go to the edge of the earth, flip it over, and keep the world population from falling out just because you can. Power of Illogic, basically. If you are in tune with religion, you can pull spiritual miracles out the ass and put thousands of doctors at your will. You can do anything, basically.
They have the same problem as tv tropes, to much over especification,that power can just be put under the "mastery over something", but the chose to make a separate article.
Why do I geg the power of AIDS
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Extinction_Inducement
this power is more gay than the power to take twenty wieners up the ass
>can kill all the aliens
you can get paid
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Exchange
Can I have sex with Storm now?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Superior_Breeding
>what do you do from here?
Rape.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bond_Empowerment
I'm a diagnosed Autistic shut in, though. How is this gonna work?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psychic_Dragon_Physiology
I'm fricking off to space to meet my two moms.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light_Empowerment
Just call me the Lightbringer.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Park_Lordship
Try to get the school to be legally recognized as a park by the government.
What the frick kind of power is that?
I'd watch a cartoon with these guys.
>Park and Tarzan try to get a wildlife reserve park built in the school
>Drake is trying to build a hoard, keeps getting bugged to help fund it
>Toon is contributing nothing but comedy and is just happy to be here.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sexual_Mastery
I'll become a sexual themed villain using my sexual powers
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Incomprehensible_Form
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I'm a genderbent Rouge.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Temporary_Powers
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Ray_Emission
Kill them all then frick off to get some of the thousands of mcguffins I the marvel universe
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Enzyme_Manipulation
So I guess I just have power over life and death. Kind of an uninteresting power for a superhero to have, there would never really be any difficult obstacles to overcome and grow from. So I'm off to join the Brotherhood, where a couple of issues can be devoted to figuring out how to nullify my abilities to put an end to my reign of terror.
>Congratulations
>It turns out you’re a mutant
I switch over to Magneto and together we own the goyim.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Media_Manipulation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gender_Manipulation
I use my powers to have lengthy discussions with the other students regarding my views on gender and may perhaps use it to grant certain people their requests.
I'm forming a team...
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Single_Eye
hoo boy i love not having depth perception
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Asexual_Physiology
I'm ready for the frontlines professor!
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Self-Recreation
Well I guess I'm completely unkillable, that's nice. But I don't have any offensive powers of any kind, so Chucky X is gonna have to train me pretty well if he wants me to be useful at all. I guess my mutant name can me Evermore or something like that.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Flying_Tank
I would lounge around the mansion and do drugs and then mog them all on a mission whenever they're close to evicting me.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Faithifery
>The power to alter reality according to one's beliefs.
>Basically can make anything real
Maybe I can belief these mutant frickers into ceasing to exist so I don't have to deal with them.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Baldness_Detection
There are 30 mutants in this mansion that are bald.
>gers assasinated by Xavier
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Powerlessness_Inducement
I get kidnapped by anti-mutant factions within the US government to synthesize an X-Gene antidote, or reverse engineer my powers to stick them on Sentinels. Because that plot line hasn’t been done before.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Straw_Manipulation
Huh, this kind of power sounds remarkably X-Manish.
Strawman to the rescue!
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trap_Manipulation
I become Fred’s favorite person in the world
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Prosperity_Embodiment
Well, time to be a hero.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Yin_Manipulation
Ummm, Sooo I'm like a dark Shang-Chi or a Yokai or something?
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Acid_Attacks
At least when I spit in Chuck's face for the offer, it's gonna be a good one.
>Fire God
Boring as frick
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pie_Attacks
Obviously I creampie everyone in the school before I get kicked out and live in infamy as a serial cream-pier.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Nuclear_Apocalypse_Inducement
say no and leave
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Cloner
>Creates clones of themselves or others
If I had this power from the age of 12, or whatever age mutants start getting their powers, I'd be embarrassing and say the "shadow clone jutsu" thing from Naruto. My Hero name would be based on that too and I'd get killed very easily for screaming my moves and not being inconspicuous.
>NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Fat_Powerhouse
But can I use this to rape people?
>Body Part Ripping
>The ability to easily rip out/off body parts. Sub-power of Body Manipulation.
Yeah that's not a superpower
Idk it's actually pretty difficult to cut through some body parts.... not speaking from experience. Bones are just pretty tough. We can team up
I'll keep creating infinite clones and you can tear them apart to use for weapons or to build bridges out of their arms and legs and stuff.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Metallic_Bodily_Fluids
I’am fricked against Magneto, frick being an X-mans, I’ll just take classes until I’m forced to fight cause, damn I’ll lose so fast it’s funny. My mutant name is 77, first chance I get I’m joining magneto and it’s 100% outta fear.
You can be Magneto's living arsenal.
Better than getting horribly murdered by him.
Yeah but he can manipulate your metalling blood to go to your dick and your metallic cum to gush out.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Entity_Destruction
I can unmake anyone. I give the school a go anyway so I can acquire skills that can do other things. I will not join any group and I will not fight for mutant rights.
>Causality manipulation
Life's good
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Location_Swapping
Meh but ok
>Congratulations anon! It turns out you’re a mutant
>Congratulations
>mutant
No
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-Energy_Manipulation
>Everyone has always felt nervous around me and have me shifty looks
>Causes me to become even more paranoid which only exacerbates my latent power as an anti-psychic/person field around me.
>Get told to go to orientation
>Something feels off as I feel something brush into my mind.
>Internally panic and power goes haywire creating an anti-psychic wave in defense.
>Xavier, Emma, and Jean instantly start hurling and even bleeding from their eyes from being near me.
>Wolverine and Cyclops try to Snikt & Optic Blast me for messing with their girls.
>Only survive because my power makes an anti-kinetic & anti-solar barrier that pushes them away.
I don't think I'll last long in the program as my very presence is anathema to their leadership. Especially since I'm pic related to them and it only gets worse with my anxiety. Doubly so since most telepaths in X-Men love to invade peoples minds all the time and this acts as an aggressive backlash against that.