Considering the amount of influence Star Wars take from Samurai movies, why hasn't there been a good major male ASIAN character?

Considering the amount of influence Star Wars take from Samurai movies, why hasn't there been a good major male ASIAN character?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up manchild

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LIGHTSABER NUNCHUCKS!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lightsaber nunchucks actually make a lot of sense. The problem with real nunchucks are their crappy range and damage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No they don't you fricking beta. They pose way too much danger to the user for almost no benefit compared to a more standard lightsaber. have a nice day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They have the force so they'll be able to use them easily. Nothing will stop them since they can cut anything. The range would be better than standard saber. Two blades at different positions will offer greater defense. You could do all sorts of tricks with the force. They are clearly better than standard saber for a Jedi. Basically you're moronic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >gets deflected and falls into your leg unless you use the force to hold it up
            >must constantly focus your force use on not dying while opponent can only focus on attacking
            >someone that can use the force this well cares about a light saber at all

            You are a coping ricecel with a small dick and your culture and it's weapons are impractical and moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you trained with it obviously you'd account for it being reflected at twice the speed to hit someone else instead. It can be super strong used offensively like this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >go twice the speed to reflect attack
                >opponent feints at last second
                >get sliced in half when it keeps moving

                Someone clearly does not understand the concept of momentum and redirecting motion, all of your effort expended into maintaining safety can be converted into attacking force on a snap

                >you don't understand Momentum
                >motion can instantly change on a snap

                Both of you have a nice day immediately

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Someone clearly does not understand the concept of momentum and redirecting motion, all of your effort expended into maintaining safety can be converted into attacking force on a snap

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >dude you have to be GROUNDED and REALISTIC with the semantics of our SPACE WIZARD LASER SWORD BATTLE

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This homosexual probably thinks the helicopter lightsabers are cool.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From the thumbnail I thought that was a Marilith with lightsabres and it was the coolest thing I'd seen in years.
    Why must reality disappoint me so incessantly?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    darth maul is asian coded

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like martial arts are asian coded

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Now I admire Mace Windu, I do

      Because the whole point of Star Wars was to appropriate the good bits of your culture so it could be enjoyed without having to see your frickugly slanty-eyed Pinpong Chingchong faces(*exceptions apply for sufficiently cute and submissive women and femboys).

      Konichiwa dude.

      more like martial arts are asian coded

      Racist statements

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’re DNA is a racist statement.
        A racial tragedy, if you will.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Finna cope? Finna seethe??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          finna cope and seethe deez nuts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars in its entirety is asian coded.
      It's basically just people wielding katanas and Darth Vader's helmet is just a take on the samurai face mask.
      Even the entire jedi code is just warrior monk philosophy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Warrior monks aren't an exclusively eastern phenomenon. The knights templar and hospitaller were both monastic orders

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing in star wars would ever associate Jedi shit with Asia. There's no such thing as Asia in star wars. There's no ethnic relevance to earth cultures.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am tired of these mother fricking sith on this mother fricking senate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not even Disney Lucasfilm understands that. Watch them officially link Star Wars humans with Earth humans so some Jedi is George Floyd's ancestor. While new non-human characters are ignored

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Watch them officially link Star Wars humans with Earth humans so some Jedi is George Floyd's ancestor.
        Honestly I'd be fine with that at this point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There's no such thing as Asia in star wars
      No but there is a whole system of not-China called the Heaven System

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Many Weebians died to bring us this information

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Forget it, Sean. It's the Heaven System.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Now I admire Mace Windu, I do

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Mifune refused the role of Obi-Wan back in the day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The kino would have been too overwhelming

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because the whole point of Star Wars was to appropriate the good bits of your culture so it could be enjoyed without having to see your frickugly slanty-eyed Pinpong Chingchong faces(*exceptions apply for sufficiently cute and submissive women and femboys).

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Konichiwa dude.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You don't like Donnie Yen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His stupid facial expression doesn't even change no matter what he is saying/doing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        constantly changing faces is a western/bugman thing no? or a woman thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have nothing against him, but this was one of the most moronic characters in nu-wars. There was no reason for this character or his sidekick to exist aside from blatant China-pandering.

      That could've been Donnie Yen, but Kathleen Kennedy is racist and made Gareth Edwards reshoot the his death scene where he fights Darth Vader to help get the plans to the Rebels and Kenedy didn't like that the Rogue One movie was better than her main sequel trilogy Palpatine Saga movies. Because she's a dumb sexist to men racist c**t with no imagination and needs to be fricked by a pack of tribal cannibalistic Black folk who decapitate her head and ebalm and mummify it so they can keep skull fricking it. I really really hate Kathleen the Ice Queen of c**t Land Kenedy. Stupid b***h.

      How would that even work when he was just a blind guy with a stick? He should've had a double-bladed lightsaber at least if he was going to duel Vader.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He probably had a lightsaber before Kathleen c**t Queen Kennedy's forced moronic reshoots, you dumb homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt it since Donnie Yen is the one who created the character and decided that he should be blind.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because asians can’t into emoting.
    They have the same rubber face at all times

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then was Nien Niub and Nute Gunray. Nute was important.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nute was a confused transylvanian

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God damn it!
    ASIANS HAVE THEIR OWN FRICKING NATIONS WERE THEY ARE SERVED!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WERE THEY ARE SERVED!!!!!
      Shut the frick up ESL Black person

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He say you Kessel Runner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are too busy starring in Samurai movies and not children's movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Movies, television and all forms of media based entertainment are inherently childish in nature. You're fooling yourself if you think otherwise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Samurai movies aren't a thing anymore. They're busy making low budget anime adaptations.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    East asians and south east asians and indians have their own capeshit without any globohomosexual agenda

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a good major ASIAN character
    well there is always a possibility to include some qt eastern girls
    > a good major male ASIAN character
    lol

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to see a Star Wars version of Ninja Scroll.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lightsaber with a sheath

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of like the idea that he keeps his saber on at all times and the sheath is one big containment chamber/battery.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I kind of hate the idea and it makes me strangely angry but hey, there's no way sw can be fricked into the dirt any harder so by all means give it a go.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well if it makes you feel any better it's not canon. I know you types really care about that. I personally couldn't care less about canon my favorite Star Wars shit is Legends games, comics and novels from years ago.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick are you talking about there's loads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they look american

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That could've been Donnie Yen, but Kathleen Kennedy is racist and made Gareth Edwards reshoot the his death scene where he fights Darth Vader to help get the plans to the Rebels and Kenedy didn't like that the Rogue One movie was better than her main sequel trilogy Palpatine Saga movies. Because she's a dumb sexist to men racist c**t with no imagination and needs to be fricked by a pack of tribal cannibalistic Black folk who decapitate her head and ebalm and mummify it so they can keep skull fricking it. I really really hate Kathleen the Ice Queen of c**t Land Kenedy. Stupid b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >needs to be fricked by a pack of tribal cannibalistic Black folk who decapitate her head and ebalm and mummify it so they can keep skull fricking it. I really really hate Kathleen the Ice Queen of c**t Land Kenedy. Stupid b***h.
      has anyone deepfaked Kween Kennedy onto this twi'lek b***h yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I really really hate Kathleen
      Whoa. Really? I couldn't tell.
      Chill out, Simu Liu. We know you're mad you got rejected for a Star Wars role.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically less stupid than the sequel and that's sad

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not main cast but the Raid dudes had a cameo in the new films

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They also seemed to be the only ones just enjoying being in a Star Wars movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What do you base that opinion off of. They looked let down to me and almost seemed to be phoning it in, with what little they were given. Still asking poor China men to build railroads with hardly shit to work with.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They weren't phoning it in, they are just ESLs who had to be coached line by line to even make it through their scenes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were waisted too. Because Kathleen Kennedy is a racist feminist israelite serving c**t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the Raid dudes
      Raid Shadow Legends?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one likes Asian males not even the females. Asians in Hollywood is meant to be female fed to BWC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like something a jelly white boi would say
      >fed to Big Wuhan wiener
      Correct

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not Bat Wuhan Cough

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because only african americans and handsome latinos count as diversity

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rose Tico's sister

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you just willfully ignore the Trade Federation?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Now I admire Darth Vader, I really do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Noooo mistah Vaaader! You have big wieneruuuu!

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't he just normal nunchucks but made of steel?

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