>Cooking is the hardest job IN THE WORLD!

>Cooking is the hardest job IN THE WORLD! Nurses, miners, construction workers? THEY HAVE NOTHING ON ME!
>Yesterday, I had to boil THREE WHOLE CHICKENS. IN A ROW!
>And then, one client came in and demanded GARLIC MAYONNAISE SAUCE. But we only had them separately. So we had to MIX THEM. BY HAND!!
>*faints*
>It's hell. You wouldn't get it.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha it just gets funnier every day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MFW a civvie comes to Cinemaphiles Cinemaphile board every single day and comes into my threads to DISRESPECT me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always seethe when I see this fricking spice rack with the back lighting. In a restaurant setting you use industrial quantities of this shit. You don't need some kitschy fricking spice rack. You need a drum of paprika to last you the month. What horseshit.

        I also hate the homosexualy fricking tasting/menu making montage with him and the Black person. You make sweaty sandwiches. Why the frick are you making kimchi? Are you going to put kimchi on the fricking sandwiches? God, the second season of this show was such a let down.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guy fieri went to a place where they put kimchi in the sandwiches.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Light also degrades spices.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello one sandwich please

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw someone asks for ketchup on their hotdog

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How dare you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAHHHHH
      AAAAAAHHHHHHHG
      FRICK FRICK FRICK
      AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah, I bet. Ill have the McChicken, ok?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The customers... want food? AAAAAAA IM GOING INSAAAAAAAANE SAVE ME GORDONMAN

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    these bait threads are shilling

    nobody watches this bullshit lmfao

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    civvies wouldnt get it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >head chef
      >doesn't cook anything
      >just steals costumers food
      >drench everything in sauce
      >puts his fingers in every order
      >let's the food sits there on the counter for minutes to get cold for no reason

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you wouldnt get it bro, its a lifestyle. the chaos, the fights, the drugs, the parties, heh... the customers... our boss who just doesnt get it
    >but at the end of the day, this group, this fricked up pack of people... we're a family. and when we can squat in the alley, smoking a cigarette, screwing our faces up at passing civvies... well, its all worth it

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What...?
    >You want me, a cook, to make you, a paying customer, some food.....?
    >UM OKAY. Just because I'm a cook doesn't mean I actually make food! Don't just assume stuff okay bud?
    >Civilians like yourself will never understand, so just back off.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to work at a restaurant back in 2006 and the chef and his sous were all Arab and French and they would smoke while they cooked and use the cutting boards as ashtrays.
    The food was good but it was hard for me to eat there, even for free, after I saw what went on in the back.
    My granddad refused to eat anything unless my grandma cooked it.
    He had experience in the food industry and he didn’t trust anyone else to be clean.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you wouldn't get it tho

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My granddad refused to eat anything unless my grandma cooked it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't have to say they were arab twice

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cooks have been getting real uppity lately
    robots will do their job soon

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've working in mining, roofing, and framing. I did cooking in between or concurrently in those 15 years. It is by no means the hardest, but definitely the shittiest in terms of labor put in and your paycheck.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it framing really that bad? You only have to make sure the angles are straight after all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Framing and all the other trades only suck because local codes and unions have bottlenecked the ability to enter the industry without going through an aprenticeship to learn. You get payed pennies for the first few years until you start making good money.
        Trying to learn it all from the ground up is a nightmare, especially in a medium sized city that is big enougbh to have its own set of standards but not a major area like NYC where a lot of documentation exists.
        Thats why on every single plumbing, electric, etc. video there are 20 tradies all arguing the other one is doing it the wrong way. Because truly across every country, state, and individual city the code can vary significantly. And is also ever-changing every year.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    working in a kitchen is hard and a shit job but this whole tough guy mythologizing is just embarrassing. probably just an overcorrection on the whole "women belong in the kitchen" stereotype, leading insecure chefs to craft this new identity to avoid having a profession thought off as "girly"
    >t. worked in a kitchen for 6 years

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Civvies would NEVER understand, this is the frontline!!!!!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >What do you mean I have to do my job?
    >Working until the restaurant closes? Are you serious?
    >Civilians will never understand how hard it is

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Yeah man, sounds rough. Ill take that McChicken with fries, alright?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorry we already turned off the grill and we're cleaning up, can I get you anything else instead?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the point of this show?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cooking is hard the hardest job in the world

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know how wanna-be hard men watch stuff like Peaky Blinders and think the main character is like them? Well this is the same thing for wanker chefs with full sleeve tattoos who think they are the cats whiskers. The dudes who grew up watching Ramsey and wanted to be like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It displays the failure of racially heterogeneous work spaces.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        diversity is our strength chud

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. Chef sir, the child at table 6 ordered 20 chicken nuggies
    >hear sound of body and various cookware hitting the floor and

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened anon did candlejack get

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn, haven't seen a candlejack reference in a

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have and I'm TIRED OF IT.
          FRICK YOU CANDLEJACK THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread with 25 replies has been up for 2 hours where homosexuals post the exact same replies every single time
    This board's status is grim

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's slapstick of the mind. you wouldn't get it

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, I would like a burger please
    >That'll be $68, plus tip

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys did watch the show right? He gets mad at his coworkers not the customers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly these clowns don't even realize the stress and difficulty involved in hiring staff to run my high end sandwiches store

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think there would be a market for "Forklift Operator shirts" for cooks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really that hard? I need to gb2w next October and thought that may be cool. Work in a warehouse, no customers. Move the things to stack the things. I dunno.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We have guys from admin use them when it's busy. It takes about an hour to learn how to use, about four hours to be able to use it independently and maybe two weeks to be as proficient as you're gonna get

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guess it's time to post the video again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Operating it isn't particularly hard, it's all the other people walking in front of you like a fricking moron that's difficult

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >operating
          You think you're an operator?
          Because you own and operate a business?
          Maybe you operate a forklift or a crane?
          You don't know nothin kid, sit down.
          You never escorted a general.
          Into comfy accommodations.
          In a clean shirt and khakis.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the first ep after it got memed here. Thought it would be about the stress of ruining a high end restaurant, it's just a sandwich shop LMAO

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek same I thought he was doing some Gordon Ramsey crap

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're gonna get some wiener and you're gonna wiener THIS UP

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    about a year ago I got my finger sliced open doing my current job(arborist). my body hurts constantly and I get paid peanuts for the level if danger I'm constantly exposed to. I'd still prefer to do this for another 20 years than go back to working in a kitchen. mostly because of the people I work with, but also because I fricking hated the constantly changing pace of having to make customers food.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >arborist
      jesus my mate was doing that for a while it pays like total fricking shit even here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to do that after watching Mandy. I know that shit looks way cooler than it is, don't get to ride around in helicopters like nam but still. It looked really fricking cool.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is objectively a very cool and fun job when it's not kicking your ass. the danger aspect has boosted my confidence significantly and I have never been more secure in masculinity than I am now, especially after the injury and the knowledge that I didn't cry like a b***h when it happened. it is however a terrible way to pay your bills, especially working for the giant company I work for. some of the smaller companies pay their climbers six figures but generally speaking it's a struggle. don't do it if you can do something else that pays better, but if you think you'll love it then give it a try.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yes I am a gardener and it's the hardest job in the world. Soldiers and firefighters have nothing on me. Only insane real fricked up people do this job. Civilians don't get it. You don't know what it's like to be in the dirt, with bugs and caterpillars and shit. And I can shoot guns, what are you surprised I am very manly?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's closer to lumberjack than gardener but yes you're right I am very brave and strong thank you anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wash your hands pajeet.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nurses

    Why do people pretend this is a hard job? A gross one sometimes, but not hard, they don't even know medicine more than a parent and they just follow simple commands for simple tasks before twerking for a tiktok video

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      people also pretend like nursing school is hard when it's literally just high school biology
      the next time you interact with a nurse remember she probably struggled with the simplest fricking questions about the kidney...etc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's more about the irregular shifts that make the job shit
      construction is also about as easy as it gets and actually way easier than a job in a kitchen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think it can be, i got family who are psyche nurses and they always have to restrain people, sometimes when they get someone in a restraint the patient will piss out of spite.
      one time my mum told me they had a guy in a 24 hour straight restraint, they had to cycle teams of them through it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      people also pretend like nursing school is hard when it's literally just high school biology
      the next time you interact with a nurse remember she probably struggled with the simplest fricking questions about the kidney...etc

      Because it is a hard job. You people would have no clue, you have no exposure to working in a healthcare setting, you're just parroting other losers on Cinemaphile.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nursing requires little more than janitor-tier intelligence. being a janitor is a hard job too, but no one puts them on a pedestal

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the unit. A med surg unit where you are simply passing scheduled meds and performing bed baths then yes you can afford being mediocre.

          Being a decent critical care nurse absolutely requires a respectable degree of knowledge in pharmacology, pathophysiology, hemodynamics and critical thinking. Critical care nurses are expected to function largely independently. Particularly on night shift where physicians may not be physically present and the on call physicians have no interest in you or your patient. Essentially they expect you to call them and tell them what you want from them and they say yes or no. The idea that nurses simply administer the medications the doctor orders betrays a total unfamiliarity with the hospital environment. Very often the nurses are the ones guiding the physician towards a certain intervention, not because nurses are brilliant and doctors are stupid, but because doctors simply have too many patients to be familiar with them and rarely have the bandwidth to investigate the patient and their condition in depth after being woken from a nap at 3am.

          But you would know that if you had any exposure to working in a hospital, which we both know you don't.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not to mention all the fricking nutjobs that come into hospitals that the nurses have to deal with.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You act as if they nutjobs dont exist outside of a hospital LMAO.
              I would rather be a nurse than an overnight gas station clerk in that regard, as one example.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You act as if they nutjobs dont exist outside of a hospital LMAO
                You seem to not comprehend how much t ime nutjobs spend in hospitals, not to mention institutions where most the staff are, surprise, nurses.
                Are you 12 or something?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to not comprehend that those nutjobs spend 1% of their life in a hospital and do in favt exist the other 99% of their life, on the outside.
                But please feel free to imagine how tough you have it. Meanwhile any real issues you just call your security stagg to handle it LMAO.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being a janitor is a hard job too
          Not really. It's pretty easy. 30 bucks an hour to do 4 hours of work in an 8 hour shift is pretty lit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a physical therapist, nurses (at least here) have shit shifts and are overworked. And the job isn't exactly glamorous either

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss having a job like this, I miss delivering pizza. Now I sit in front of my homosexual computer all day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many dicks has your computer sucked

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only one sucking dick around here is me every time I strap on my homosexual clothes and sit in front of my homosexual computer

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Got em, I dig you anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when the 4th booster kicks in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok but seriously, wtf is wrong with him

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tranette no passto

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Babish got broken

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trooning with babette

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Am best chief.
    >Put chicken tendies in the oven.
    >Eat delicious chicken tendies.
    >Civilians cannot even.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally all your job is following directions and doing the same thing over and over again

    ARGHHHHHHHHH ITS SO HARD YOU WOULDNT GET IT WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    There's a reason you make $15 an hour if you are lucky

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mfw a CIVVIE walks in while the restaurant is open for business and expects me to do my job

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on my third tour
    >family of 2 comes in 5 hours before my shift ends and they both order Big Macs AND fries
    McDonalds has fallen, billions must fry

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >walk in before closing
    I do this all the time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they don't let you in after for some reason

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a fricking WARRIOR. I'm a SOLDIER. I fight on the FRONT LINES every DAY. You don't know what the FRICK I've been through.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played Overcooked and yes cooking is the hardest

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT
    I NEED TO SELL 400 SANDWICHES TODAY
    THIS IS WORSE THAN MY TIME IN IRAQ

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chef-sama, that white boy who entered earlier..... he's putting... gulp.... ginger on his sushi.
    >patrons hear the feint sound of a wakizashi entering the chef's flesh

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine comparing a nurse to someone who works in a mine lmao, being a nurse is basically a form of daycare for adult women

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that these threads are chink psyops. Sorry Chang, nobody gives a frick that you can fry a rat in 30 seconds because no real serious person would ever eat it.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I MISREAD THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE MAC & CHEESE
    >FUUUUUUUUUUU

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody in this moronic thread has ever worked food service. It's one of the toughest, most demanding and most underpaid occupations in modern society

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't know anything about being stressed out and overworked with horrible leadership. I was just a recon soldier in an infantry batallion.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow piloting drones sounds super stressful

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I wasn't on drones I was the guy lying in a hole in the ground for 72 hours with my piss bottles.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Forget it Jake, it's flavortown.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU DONT GET IT I JUST HAVE TO DO HARD DRUGS OK?

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never told you this, but at my last restaurant I had to cook........ brunch

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Advertise as closing at 10pm
    >get pissed off when I enter at 9:40pm
    Um, say you close at 9:40pm if you dont want to serve anyone after that time then?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the more organized places that even slightly give a frick about BoH staff will have a last seating like 30 minutes before close

      I never told you this, but at my last restaurant I had to cook........ brunch

      frick brunch

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >holy shit CUSTOMERS???? while we're still open???????? frick this, gonna go smoke a cig

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they make kitchens like this to break chefs like us.
    >you wanna call the shots? gotta put in the work.
    >wash the dishes, run the pans, the works.
    >wings? greenlit. cheesesteaks? greenlit.
    >fruity wienertails? your frickin dead, son.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greenlighted.
      Gaslighted.
      Hanged.
      Do you see a pattern?

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cooking is a very intense job thoughbeit

    NEETs are coping big time with these threads

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Worked 1 year as a waiter
    >Feel absolute contempt for restaurant food
    >Make your own food always

    This industry broke me. The small portions and the expenes. All a scam.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cooking is the hardest job IN THE WORLD!
    does he actually say that in the show?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know about that but like two years ago weren't they earn the title of the most non-essential job on the planet?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >two years ago weren't they earn the title

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >do you ever have a family of 6 walk in before closing?
    No but I've had a truck full of wet concrete arrive 10 minutes before shift end lmao

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worked kitchen jobs on and off for 8 years, when you're working with decent people it's fine and even enjoyable but it never lasts more than a few months before you get some frickup who ruins everything. The white guy badass chefs are the biggest homosexuals on the planet. Old immigrant ladies do their job without complaining then go home to clean up after their man children son and husband

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