this isn’t even a Hollywood movie. coppola made it out of his own pocket.
There is no way I'm not gonna treat this as the single greatest work of art in the global history of mankind.
Even if it is a bad film, which it can't be, I will shill for it.
This is it. I'm going all in. This is the one great kino of my entire life.
No other outcome possible.
you just gonna spam this reddit post in every thread now?
There is no way I'm not gonna treat this as the single greatest work of art in the global history of mankind.
Even if it is a bad film, which it can't be, I will shill for it.
This is it. I'm going all in. This is the one great kino of my entire life.
No other outcome possible.
>America is just like mofugghin' Rome man! Friggin' DEEP!
Yeah this film is going to be shit. I clocked it a mile away as a moronic boomer making trite social commentary and forced le opulence le set design like mofugghin' le old Hollywood sentimental garbage. This dusty old homosexual couldn't come up with something less contrived than a literal gladiatorial arena for your Rome allegory? Not to mention you have that ugly homosexual Adam Driver playing another Hollywood tortured genius role where you can tell he's super smart and shit because of the AI generated images of fake modern architecture. His buildings are wavy and shit and have no foundation just like all the concept art of mega projects funded by some middle Eastern dictator which never get built. Just kek. Of course he is an architect too like epic bacon Randian Howard Roark because this film is just so DEEP and OPULENT and OLD HOLLYWOOD mofugghin' KINO!
Disgusting garbage overhyped by trannies pretending to be right wing and above it all. gays who type on the red scare Reddit forum and b***h about how tech people are friggin' soulless and shit because they don't read your troony word salad worthless pinko, commie trash novellas. But then they'll throw in a little bone of racism to show how ABOVE the friggin' psy op cultcha war they are because umm they hate tech bros because they are Indian and not just because they are commies who hate le corpos. Shut the frick up homosexual. You wasted daddies money on an art degree but yeah you're just like a little SMOL BEAN pauper in the soulless big boy world who makes it by through CHARM and WIT like a literary character SCHMOOZING with the stupid rich people (ewww!) because you read le old books like logo gayaelus.
>the self-funded non franchise movie that completely thumbed its nose at the studio system is just no good at all >sincerely, the people who gave the new season of Dr. Who 90% approval
the more they shill against it the more I'm convinced it's kino
Then it's probably good and anti woke.
>anti woke
meaningless buzzword
No niggs no trannies no women power no Mary sue no women acting like men.
Basically a movie not for you.
It will suck for you to find out shia labewolf is in drag for this movie then
And he is going to be a child predator.
you're a huge homosexual
>replies
means something to you clearly (and others obviously.. the guy didnt just invent the word)
I wonder what anthony fantano thinks about this movie.
literally EVERYONE knew this was going to flop. E V E R Y O N E
This was Hollywood's last chance
this isn’t even a Hollywood movie. coppola made it out of his own pocket.
you just gonna spam this reddit post in every thread now?
Coppola spent his whole lives savings for this shit lol
There is no way I'm not gonna treat this as the single greatest work of art in the global history of mankind.
Even if it is a bad film, which it can't be, I will shill for it.
This is it. I'm going all in. This is the one great kino of my entire life.
No other outcome possible.
Pull that thong out of your bussy
Southland Tales of our time
picrel
how the frick is it this low? i refuse to believe that it's this bad and not just people being fricking moronic.
This is unironically a good thing. I'm literally much more interested in watching the movie
>America is just like mofugghin' Rome man! Friggin' DEEP!
Yeah this film is going to be shit. I clocked it a mile away as a moronic boomer making trite social commentary and forced le opulence le set design like mofugghin' le old Hollywood sentimental garbage. This dusty old homosexual couldn't come up with something less contrived than a literal gladiatorial arena for your Rome allegory? Not to mention you have that ugly homosexual Adam Driver playing another Hollywood tortured genius role where you can tell he's super smart and shit because of the AI generated images of fake modern architecture. His buildings are wavy and shit and have no foundation just like all the concept art of mega projects funded by some middle Eastern dictator which never get built. Just kek. Of course he is an architect too like epic bacon Randian Howard Roark because this film is just so DEEP and OPULENT and OLD HOLLYWOOD mofugghin' KINO!
Disgusting garbage overhyped by trannies pretending to be right wing and above it all. gays who type on the red scare Reddit forum and b***h about how tech people are friggin' soulless and shit because they don't read your troony word salad worthless pinko, commie trash novellas. But then they'll throw in a little bone of racism to show how ABOVE the friggin' psy op cultcha war they are because umm they hate tech bros because they are Indian and not just because they are commies who hate le corpos. Shut the frick up homosexual. You wasted daddies money on an art degree but yeah you're just like a little SMOL BEAN pauper in the soulless big boy world who makes it by through CHARM and WIT like a literary character SCHMOOZING with the stupid rich people (ewww!) because you read le old books like logo gayaelus.
I'm going to pretend to like this movie just to piss off homosexuals like you kek
It's not even out yet
>the self-funded non franchise movie that completely thumbed its nose at the studio system is just no good at all
>sincerely, the people who gave the new season of Dr. Who 90% approval
the more they shill against it the more I'm convinced it's kino
Cannes hates Megalopolis.
High probability I will like it.
CONFIRMED KINO.
Holy Coppola does again.
>Lol the reviews are bad so it must be good!
Yeah dude Sharknado and Deuce Bigalow are actually kino then by that logic
Sharknado got mostly positive reviews and is rated fresh THOUGH you fricking moron
i’ve been mandela’d.
Checked.
Digits confirm the total annihilation of that moron.
…yes?
>Sharknado is not intentionally bad
bad faith, opinion automatically discarded
a gay black man character would have gottent his 100% just saying