coraline

Was coraline a shit, or THE shit?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretentious horseshit that only midwits like

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      elaborate

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      so just like all of Neil Gaiman's other stories?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it's not nearly as pretentious in scope as his other stuff.
        He should stick to fairy tales.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually the only good thing he's ever written.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coraline would've been better without that stupid boy around, literally offered nothing to the story.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This reads as if Coraline Jones herself typed this post.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This reads as if Coraline Jones herself typed this post.
        what about it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gave her a literal friend and foil to her, not the most neccesary but not completely awful either

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn’t diverse enough.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i liked it, it's not that long but fun for a rewatch.

      He was used to explain part of the story about his grandmother and the missing children conection.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should've had more scenes with each other, I ship Corborn.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a nice piece. The stop motion was very well done and there was good attention to detail. The story was also nice but it felt a bit rushed/short. Maybe that is because I remember the film being longer when I watched it as a kid

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a LITTLE shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like a little bawd.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like a little bawd.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        slipping off the thong of our coooooraliiine
        shes a peach shes a doll shes a paaaal of miiine

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Coraline the only Halloween kids film that's actually scary?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Define 'kids film' because others like Ghostbusters and Beetlejuice are definitely popular with kids and have decent scares.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A rollercoaster is scary, and that's what Ghostbusters and Beetlejuice are. Theme park rides.

        Coraline is tense. It's one thing to be chased by a monster, but a monster pretending to be your friend and you have no choice but to play along knowing the thing could snap and kill you at any moment like my mom hits different

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >like my mom

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cleavage
      This was Other Mother's hottest form, debate me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She probably has super saggy breasts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s really all it take for you, isn’t it? What a sad existence.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not a Halloween movie. It takes place in spring.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post it

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a solid movie. Not my favorite stop-motion film, but good from beginning to end.

    Still Laika's best movie though. In their more ambitious films, it feels like they got bogged down in the details and lost sight of the things that made Coraline charming & compelling.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why was this okay for a kids movie?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grotesque and funny enough to justify it. Still wouldn't be allowed today, though.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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