Cordelia (2019)

Times you've acted like Cordelia

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once there was a guy in the bus and I just sit on his wiener.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow this is not the most homosexual post on this thread

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick as a man would you let a woman pin you face forward to a wall? What, you're getting penetrated? By what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a good position for handjob

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        handjobs are shit. no one is ever going to be better than a guy is at wanking his own wiener

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like you've never got a good handjob. maybe one day, anon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the best handjob she can give is when she uses her mouth

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              oral doesnt have enough pressure for me, and yes before you ask I abuse my penis and grab it too hard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >simulated reach around
        That’s gay, dude.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          True. The other day I was at the park and this guy was fricking me in the ass. Out of nowhere he reaches around and grabs my wiener. I stopped him immediately and was like, “wait, are you fricking gay?”.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, you are gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      to coom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's something only gays do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This happened to me when I was a kid. The girl was older and taller than me and I didn't know what she was doing. I found out later that she had a crush on me even though she was 13 and I was 10. I think about her often.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my expectations have been subverted and my mind expanded

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What if the roles were reversed!
    Women don't actually like this stuff. Leftists are at war with reality.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      some women actually enjoy getting men off, can recommend, very fun

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        very few if any
        most women don't even know what they really want

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just your dominatrix (paid prostitute) fantasy. Women want to be the object of desire, even in their fantasies of pursuing men in the end they are the ones who always get dominated.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does pegging feel like bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like getting fricked in the ass.. Literally

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like bags of sand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like nerve gas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rather uncomfortable, not worth the hassle.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >femdom
    now this is something I can fap to

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay homosexual

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every night with my dakimakura*
    *it means "bodypillow" in nihongo**
    **nihongo means japanese.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't eat for a month and my hair started to fall out and i stopped menstruating .

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Frances

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show breasts

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giwtwm

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOO STOP DONT JERK ME OFF AND NIBBLE ON MY EAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Logical progression from sex scenes where the woman is kissing the guy's chest. Tiresome.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that guy has a gay O face

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was either made by a man or by a lesbian feminist. Female porn fantasies are just RAPE RAPE RAPE.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I want is a woman who will tie me up while I'm sleeping then wake me by lacerating my wiener and balls with a whip before stomping on my body with high heels as hard as she can and sodomizing me so violently that I can't sit down for a month, leaving me a bruised and bloody mess. Is that so much to ask?

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