>Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I'd swap bodies with a black kid and none of us would remember each other, but we'd still come together and be friends again! Also forget me making this wish!
>Cosmo, Wanda! >I wish Crocker turned into a bee and slowly had his mind turn more and more insect-like until his former identity disappeared completely!
Heavy handed 'walk a mile in my shoes' plotlines- now those, we can do.
>Cosmo, Wanda! > I wish chocolate produced the same effects as fentanyl in a random 50% of the population > I wish age of consent laws were lowered, but only if you are white > I wish that bacteria had the same intelligence as crows > I wish for the majority of births to occur after 26 weeks of pregnancy and the rate of fetal development to remains constant. > I wish all the iron in the world was replaced with lead > I wish for a magical bunker where every minute corresponds to 1 year in the bunker. And Cosmo, I wish any time Wanda feels any love for you, she must stay in the bunker for 10 seconds of time in the normal world.
> I wish my mom was a necrophiliac > I wish Florida had twice the number of electorial votes > I wish Floyd Collins survived for two more days > I wish Dementia was an airborne pathogen
>I wish walking around in a thong and bikini was socially acceptable everywhere >I widh if women we're not married by 25 they can be bought and sold like pets >I wish that small soldier kept making sequels >I wish they stop making PlayStations after 3
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> I wish my mom was a necrophiliac > I wish Florida had twice the number of electorial votes > I wish Floyd Collins survived for two more days > I wish Dementia was an airborne pathogen
>Cosmo, Wanda, I wish Vicky would follow my every command >Now I wish you two would take a vacation and not come back for 3 days >Vicky, come here! >Suck it.
pfft. these days you don't need some magic fairy to be one; you can just declare yourself one and the echo chamber of twitter will applaud you and call you brave.
Would they be allowed to grant a wish like this? Isn't it blackface?
Turning into a black person with magic is not the same as putting burnt cork on your face.
>obligatory trans allegory outrage
>I wish I got an N-pass
>can't have a childrens cartoon without gays or coloreds
cartoons truly are for adults now lmao
>remembers when AJ was a major character
Guess you preferred the Sparky/Chloe seasons.
>Sorry Timmy, Da Rulez say no blackface
>black Timantha
Anyone up for drawing Timika?
Timika is a really cute name
Honestly she literally would wish for a better world and that would be the end of it lmao
Timmy is now a black girl, what's the first thing he'll do?
Wrestle with a sudden and inexplicable attraction to Chester.
Is that you Mahmapuu?
Pretty cute
Cute, good work anon
>Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I'd swap bodies with a black kid and none of us would remember each other, but we'd still come together and be friends again! Also forget me making this wish!
Not going lie, I like these hypothetical wishes that borderline full metal alchemist. Timmy is your average kid which no one understands.
>Timmy unknowingly inhabiting the body of Hazel
>Hazel unknowingly inhabiting the body of Timmy
>Cosmo, Wanda!
>I wish Crocker turned into a bee and slowly had his mind turn more and more insect-like until his former identity disappeared completely!
Sorry, sport. Kafkafication is against the rules.
Heavy handed 'walk a mile in my shoes' plotlines- now those, we can do.
>Cosmo, Wanda!
> I wish chocolate produced the same effects as fentanyl in a random 50% of the population
> I wish age of consent laws were lowered, but only if you are white
> I wish that bacteria had the same intelligence as crows
> I wish for the majority of births to occur after 26 weeks of pregnancy and the rate of fetal development to remains constant.
> I wish all the iron in the world was replaced with lead
> I wish for a magical bunker where every minute corresponds to 1 year in the bunker. And Cosmo, I wish any time Wanda feels any love for you, she must stay in the bunker for 10 seconds of time in the normal world.
Cosmo, Wanda! I wish the world was just a little bit better!
> disappears forever
> I wish my mom was a necrophiliac
> I wish Florida had twice the number of electorial votes
> I wish Floyd Collins survived for two more days
> I wish Dementia was an airborne pathogen
>I wish walking around in a thong and bikini was socially acceptable everywhere
>I widh if women we're not married by 25 they can be bought and sold like pets
>I wish that small soldier kept making sequels
>I wish they stop making PlayStations after 3
>I wish Vicky to do everything I want
>Cosmo, Wanda, I wish Vicky would follow my every command
>Now I wish you two would take a vacation and not come back for 3 days
>Vicky, come here!
>Suck it.
*were
what did I think of Nick of Time?
She grows up to be lightskinned?
Where did you download these from anon?
More like NIck of Time
I wish was taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl I would call her
>I wish I was like 6 ft 9 so I can get with Trixie because she's really fine
>YOU GOT IT TIMMMY NOW YOU HAVE JACOB'S SYNDROME
A shame we never got more of drug dealer Timmy.
This. Give us the downloads, anon!
I wish I was Jerma
Wow Timmy transgender and transracial? So brave...
>Cosmo and Wanda, I wish that Wanda's breasts were double d size!
>POOF!
congrats, you're the new head of HR!
pfft. these days you don't need some magic fairy to be one; you can just declare yourself one and the echo chamber of twitter will applaud you and call you brave.
Woul that makes him a magical Black?
He's not a fairy.
>Cosmo, Wanda!
>I wish the Fairly Odd Parents ended after season 5, and SpongeBob ended after the first movie!