Cosmo Jarvis

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks semetic to me

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thought he was actually british, that's one swarthy dude

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he drinkswater

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Animal in Takeshi's Castle reboot

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Half Armenian. Armenians are white.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's next Turks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Half Armenian. Armenians are white.

        Turks are Persian.
        Persians are the true original Aryans.
        Plus they are part Greek, from when we conquered Constantinople and Persia, and we Greeks are the white civilization that invented democracy. Our swarthy olive skin conplextion is a gift from the sun gid Apollo. Most anglo Americans can only wish to be as white as we Greeks.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why was he doing a jeremy irons circa '93 impression?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it was really more of a peak alcoholism Richard Burton impression

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong here?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he's smart he'll go full PSH and specialize in playing tragic sadsacks, fricker broke my heart in Shogun

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he'll go back to making bad rap music

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when Raised by Wolves was airing and the only information about him on the internet was that he was a rapper.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like him.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks down syndrom-ish. Does he act like that too?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    James Bond.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn he looks moronic

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s that Tom Hardy clone I was telling you about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Taboo season 2 starring cosmo israelitevis and baneman would be pure frickin kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Add Rafe Spall. He did the best Tom Hardy imitation in The English.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          May as well throw Logan Marshall Green into the mix as well

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Indeedo.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cosmo

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s having a panic attack. Actually makes him seem like a human being, respect.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wanna cuddle with Anna Sawai.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Casting this terminally out-of-place lumbering autist was a stroke of genius.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he just realized he's gone five full minutes without asking about his ship or his crew

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn Portooogeeese!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That b***h is so hot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not even into asians and hate flat chicks but she’s easily one of the hottest chicks alive.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >bug is hot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God shes so fricking hot
      But I still prefer Fuji-sama

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally me sitting next to two qts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she so hot IRL but so mid in the show?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >To himself, however, he is less kind. He huffs and puffs when he can’t find the right word, and clasps his head in his hands while he hunts for an honest answer. Our meeting is punctuated by silences, though they are of the ruminative rather than the awkward sort. “I’m talking shit,” he says after one circuitous reply. “This is impossible!” he exclaims after another. The impression is of a man shouldering a heavy burden.
      >“I enjoyed playing [Blackthorne] because he knows what he’s talking about,” he says. “That’s something I’m not used to. It just became second nature to such an extent that I dispensed with myself. It affects everything. It even affects conversations with people in the 7-Eleven in Vancouver.” Did he retain any of the character’s confidence after filming ended? “Oh God, no!” he splutters. “No! No.” He stares at his knees. “I wish.”
      >Jarvis, whose mother is Armenian-American, was born in New Jersey. Was his dad sailing there at the time? “I don’t actually know what the deal was,” he says, suddenly vague. Has he never asked his parents how they met? “Nah. I mean … ” Ah. He doesn’t want to get into it. “I don’t want to get into it,” he says, good-naturedly but with evident relief. “I came here when I was a baby. I’ve never lived in America.”
      >Does he feel any connection to the US? “I don’t feel a connection to anywhere,” he says. Not even to Totnes, where he was raised? After all, you can hear the soft Devon lilt in his voice. “I don’t think about it. There are more pressing objectives afoot. Like starting a family.” He puts his hands in his lap and I notice his wedding ring. “And trying to do good work.”
      >Get him on a subject that makes him uncomfortable and he can romp through it like a Just a Minute winner. It is the subjects dear to his heart that give him pause as he struggles to honour or explain them.
      >Beneath it all, though, is a real sense of urgency. “There’s so much I need to do,” he insists.
      He's absolutely /ourguy/

      Goodbye Goose, now Cosmo is literally me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anyone know if she bogged or natural? one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, I watched the show in 3 days and finished today like 10 hours ago and I feel melancholic since then, I think I had similar experiences 7 years ago when I had couple of celebrity crushes and had unrealistic idolized image of them and their life while I feel lost and hopeless in this world and will never experience that kind of idolized love from this kind of angel like women, like I know it isnt real its just my lizard brain cant stop thinking about Mariko (the idolized version of her that ignores her flaws for a moment) her beauty, mannerisms, elegance, femininity, mind broke me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think she might be a succubus - I love big breasts and only big breasts but she’s one of the hottest women alive to me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I think she might be a succubus
          at this point who knows

          just give it a couple of days, fever passes eventually

          yea I know, just need to keep avoiding watching interviews and videos of her like I have been doing so far since finished show

          first the wrong korean from squid game, now this...

          lol yea probably similar to what some anons felt about her, personally I think she is cute but Mariko is something else

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just give it a couple of days, fever passes eventually

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        first the wrong korean from squid game, now this...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm thinking panic attack, I have depersonalization issues and do the same moronic faces when it's happening

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Japan keep inviting these ape like British men on their talk shows? Same energy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is his head too big or is his body too small?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is this photoshopped? why is his torso like a kid's

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is his head too big or is his body too small?

          I assume it is a trick of the lens. Different lenses can distort the look of bodies.

          His future is discount tom hardy #3

          Here’s that Tom Hardy clone I was telling you about

          Add Rafe Spall. He did the best Tom Hardy imitation in The English.

          May as well throw Logan Marshall Green into the mix as well

          Another one? Blimey.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because tourism is a very large part of their economy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has to be from a rich family or something. There's no way you can be that socially moronic and make it as an actor without heavy dough or connections.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does it matter if an actor makes funny faces in interviews (he's not even being interviewed in the clip, just reacting) if they do a good job acting in their work?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anyone know if she bogged or natural? one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, I watched the show in 3 days and finished today like 10 hours ago and I feel melancholic since then, I think I had similar experiences 7 years ago when I had couple of celebrity crushes and had unrealistic idolized image of them and their life while I feel lost and hopeless in this world and will never experience that kind of idolized love from this kind of angel like women, like I know it isnt real its just my lizard brain cant stop thinking about Mariko (the idolized version of her that ignores her flaws for a moment) her beauty, mannerisms, elegance, femininity, mind broke me

      She reminds me of a young Yukie Nakama

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has taken the mantle from Goose as Cinemaphiles autist now that the Goose has bogged himself

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    to go back to Morocco where he belong

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He would be a good James Bond.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he must have sucked a million+ dicks cause I only recall him ever being [random thug #454] on Irish tv shows

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Come on, with most of the budget goes to all sanada's autistic demands.
      They're probably looking for the bottom of the barrel cheap english actor.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cosmo is the Millennial Autist Redeemer. His music is all pretty good tbh, stays true to himself, goofy and chaotic when left to himself, visibly uncomfortable dealing in fame unlike his costars, a true artist who cares about the quality of his work above all else. His career will be ascendant. Follow his tracks fellow autistic anons, lots of lessons in his confused, glitched facial expressions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking spazz

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your white samurai, aryanbro

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cosmo is not a name

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a state of being.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    genociding turks in the upcoming ww3 to avenge the armenian genocide

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Irl streams in japan

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the shogun thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No more shogun threads. Last one was yesterday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More like Show Over.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Walking Dead Remake

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anna Sawai has the "never seen a non-White penis" phenotype

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His future is discount tom hardy #3

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >To himself, however, he is less kind. He huffs and puffs when he can’t find the right word, and clasps his head in his hands while he hunts for an honest answer. Our meeting is punctuated by silences, though they are of the ruminative rather than the awkward sort. “I’m talking shit,” he says after one circuitous reply. “This is impossible!” he exclaims after another. The impression is of a man shouldering a heavy burden.
    >“I enjoyed playing [Blackthorne] because he knows what he’s talking about,” he says. “That’s something I’m not used to. It just became second nature to such an extent that I dispensed with myself. It affects everything. It even affects conversations with people in the 7-Eleven in Vancouver.” Did he retain any of the character’s confidence after filming ended? “Oh God, no!” he splutters. “No! No.” He stares at his knees. “I wish.”
    >Jarvis, whose mother is Armenian-American, was born in New Jersey. Was his dad sailing there at the time? “I don’t actually know what the deal was,” he says, suddenly vague. Has he never asked his parents how they met? “Nah. I mean … ” Ah. He doesn’t want to get into it. “I don’t want to get into it,” he says, good-naturedly but with evident relief. “I came here when I was a baby. I’ve never lived in America.”
    >Does he feel any connection to the US? “I don’t feel a connection to anywhere,” he says. Not even to Totnes, where he was raised? After all, you can hear the soft Devon lilt in his voice. “I don’t think about it. There are more pressing objectives afoot. Like starting a family.” He puts his hands in his lap and I notice his wedding ring. “And trying to do good work.”
    >Get him on a subject that makes him uncomfortable and he can romp through it like a Just a Minute winner. It is the subjects dear to his heart that give him pause as he struggles to honour or explain them.
    >Beneath it all, though, is a real sense of urgency. “There’s so much I need to do,” he insists.
    He's absolutely /ourguy/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also source, if anyone cares: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/feb/23/cosmo-jarvis-interview-samurai-epic-shogun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >married
      He is literally not me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This one hits abit too close to home, friends.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do (You) also have so much you need to do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>“I enjoyed playing [Blackthorne] because he knows what he’s talking about,” he says.
      You know nothing, John Blackthorne.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Academy Award for his role in Alto Knights

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >raising his fist against Fuji
    why are autists so aggressive?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shit his pants and stole her purse
      What an butthole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She looks terrified.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he makes more kino like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate gay shit

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he looks horrible with curls, he should keep his hair straight

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thought he was really good as Blackthorne. Another period piece would be right up his alley.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do that exact same while cooming

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Comfiest show in a while tbh bros
    I'll miss it

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jonathan van Tulleken, who directed the first two episodes, said, "You should check out this guy Cosmo Jarvis. He just had done this movie, Calm With Horses." And I looked at it and it's like, this guy's a fantastic actor, but is he Blackthorne? That was always the concern.

    And then we said, well, let's see if he'll do a read, if he'll do an audition. And he did, and he taped it in his attic somewhere on an iPhone with a low angle and a knit cap on his head, still doing the accent from whatever show he was just finishing. And it was just this sort of brilliant, unpredictable performance. There's the second scene we put on the audition that's like pure exposition, the most thankless scene you'll ever have. And if an actor can make you hear that for the first time, then you know they've got something right. And the way he was performing it, I was like, "Did we write this? This is great. How did this work?"

    But even then, I said, "This is great. But he's not Blackthorne, right?" It doesn't conform to this sort of idea that we had of how that character should look and act in traditional means. And so I just scrolled past and went to the next audition. That was on a Thursday or Friday, and then on Sunday of that weekend, I was like, I'm still only thinking about Cosmo. I keep thinking about that audition. And so I sent it to one of the executives (at FX) and said, "Hey, what do you think of this? We've been watching this all day and I'm just curious to see, not anything else, just what do you think of this?" And within, I kid you not, three hours, every single person at FX had seen that audition. It just spread like a confirmation, because it's so fascinating.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of the worst actors in recent memory, literal one dumb face actor. He is constantly distracting in Shogun with his incapability to express emotion, feels like you’re watching a lobotomy patient.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In current year you cannot employ an intelligent white man to play an intelligent white man

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