>all you have to do is jump!
but the rope is to short >it's for your safety!
But I literally CAN'T make the jump with it! >Nah it's cool!
I'm taking of the rope. >HE'S A MADMAN.
(makes the jump super easy without the frickin rope) >...well frick, do I feel stupid now.
Okay guys, so Bruce recovered and got in shape in a few months. Can I lose 40 lbs in 3 mOnths?? I'm traveling to Japan and I need to hang out with the jap ladies, but I'm so fat it is disgusting. I need to lose 40 lbs
Not to mention he’s just gonna gain it all back. Low and slow is the name of the game. Yo yo/crash dieting is moronic. Plus you lose any muscle you have
Yes. Losing a lot of weight in a short amount of time is dangerous. Yes, technically you could do it and you’re unlikely to die. But you could frick up your heart, develop anorexia, binge eating disorder. You will almost certainly lose all energy and you will constantly be thinking about food. It’s nightmarish existence because you’re starving yourself. Your body doesn’t like that
Eat nothing but bananas, canned tuna and water. Literally all the water you can drink. Do a minimum of eight hours of high impact cardio a day (a fast paced warehouse job or bike messenger job will accomplish this). It’ll be like taking a blow torch to your fat deposits.
Could you morons not give dumb people bad advice? I know this is tv but it would be an awful shame if you killed some dipshit who actually listened to you
Eat nothing but bananas, canned tuna and water. Literally all the water you can drink. Do a minimum of eight hours of high impact cardio a day (a fast paced warehouse job or bike messenger job will accomplish this). It’ll be like taking a blow torch to your fat deposits.
No. Neither should have Batman who was recovering from a broken back, looked like an Auschwitz victim and hilariously made the decision to relinquish the safety rope. But the movie had to wrap up eventually
damn she looks like Fiona from Shrek. I would make her paint herself green and wear the costume so I could frick her all night while listening to Shrek's soundtracks
desi desi bashara
Cinemaphile IS the climb. When you leave for the last time is when you make it out and we're all still here
seeing how I can just about manage to do a single pull-up, probably not
Funny thing is that prisoners could easily get out if they workoed together
Like here for example they could just put some wooden board
better thing is
theres a "safety" rope
where the frick is that attached to and who did it?
like lmao just make that shit without the rope
It doesn’t go all the way up.
I'd wager 90% of the planet couldn't. Even just doing a dead hang requires a decent amount of muscle
I probably wouldn't make it halfway.
my hands hurt too much when i try to hang
reminder Batman pulled a rope down and let ok these violent criminals escape. Some hero
well maybe 1 of them would be able to climb the rope
He's not a hero, he even said so in batman: episode 2
>all you have to do is jump!
but the rope is to short
>it's for your safety!
But I literally CAN'T make the jump with it!
>Nah it's cool!
I'm taking of the rope.
>HE'S A MADMAN.
(makes the jump super easy without the frickin rope)
>...well frick, do I feel stupid now.
Even Bruce shouldn’t be able to do considering he’s old and still recovering from a knee injury and broken back
I can barely make it out of the bed in the mornings. And i'm not even a hambeast
look at all those fricking notches, that's a 5.2 at best
anyone is any decent shape could make the climb
>anyone is any decent shape could make the climb
Have you looked around lately?
Okay guys, so Bruce recovered and got in shape in a few months. Can I lose 40 lbs in 3 mOnths?? I'm traveling to Japan and I need to hang out with the jap ladies, but I'm so fat it is disgusting. I need to lose 40 lbs
Lose 40 lbs in 3 months and you’re liable to have a heart attack anon
Not to mention he’s just gonna gain it all back. Low and slow is the name of the game. Yo yo/crash dieting is moronic. Plus you lose any muscle you have
Is this true? Matthew McConahew lost a shitton of weight for DBC or even Christian Bale for the machinist and then he became Batman.
Yes. Losing a lot of weight in a short amount of time is dangerous. Yes, technically you could do it and you’re unlikely to die. But you could frick up your heart, develop anorexia, binge eating disorder. You will almost certainly lose all energy and you will constantly be thinking about food. It’s nightmarish existence because you’re starving yourself. Your body doesn’t like that
You're also gonna be pissed off all the time. 3 day fasts are something I don't look fondly upon but it did make me lose a ton of weight
how much?
Around 40 pounds and I wasn't even a total lard ass. Dropped from 180 to just under 140
That's a big turd.
He was 100% on gear for that AND fricked up his body.
Sure. Go calorie negative by 1500 calories every day for 90 days. See you then fren.
Could you morons not give dumb people bad advice? I know this is tv but it would be an awful shame if you killed some dipshit who actually listened to you
He asked if he could, not if he should.
>Could you morons not give dumb people bad advice?
why is that bad advice? is sub 1500 really that detrimental
Eat nothing but bananas, canned tuna and water. Literally all the water you can drink. Do a minimum of eight hours of high impact cardio a day (a fast paced warehouse job or bike messenger job will accomplish this). It’ll be like taking a blow torch to your fat deposits.
how would you lose 20 lbs while staying only inside?
keto diet
yeah bro, go /fast/ and ascend
yeah, with ozempic
Doesn't that pharmaslop melt your brain? I mean literally, textbook definition of literally.
just give me 5 minutes to stretch
No ,most tv posters are literal npc crabs in a bucket.
If I was not addicted to fast food, I think I could do it
No. Neither should have Batman who was recovering from a broken back, looked like an Auschwitz victim and hilariously made the decision to relinquish the safety rope. But the movie had to wrap up eventually
Oh bhenchod
I'm rich and white. The concept of climbing anything is foreign to me. Women climb me.
>all those jugs, crimps and shit
A 5.9 at most.
Would Cinemaphile manage it better?
idk but gonna make thread for them
post link.
nice
>current Cinemaphile
No
>past Cinemaphile
No, but they'd be funnier going about it
I can barely get out of my mattress on the floor
damn she looks like Fiona from Shrek. I would make her paint herself green and wear the costume so I could frick her all night while listening to Shrek's soundtracks
I once climbed a 4 story scaffolding whilst pissed like that don't drink PSA advert. I could do it, just give me 8 pints first
kinda confused how they had some rope pulley thing that saved people from falling
dont they have some tools
couldnt they make holes in the wall effectively a "ladder" in the wall