Could a Henry Hoover cartoon work?
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Could a Henry Hoover cartoon work?
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Saw a video of a guy sticking his dick in one of these.
It'd suck
oh just post the Rocko's Modern Life copypasta and be done with it already.
Best I can give you is an excessively twee story about a female-to-male Henry vacuum coming to terms with her job as a magical girl miko type fighting ghosts.
>Debbie Phantom
Her love interest is a domestic terrorist who decided not to shoot up a grocery store and just argue about the same video game being about communism with the same ten guys on the internet all day.
Those will rip your dick off.
Too late YouTube cartoons already started https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6ePPwOlVsk
I used to have such autistic hyperfixation with vacuum cleaners as a kid.
What you're describing is really common for some reason
I used to be a sucker (no pun intended) for the vacuum cleaner vore trope in cartoons, kinda like the one in that episode of Rocko, and for a short period I just had an autistic interest at looking up vacuum cleaners with suction pipes like Henry when I was a wee lad. At least it didn't awake any fetishes in me later on in life.
Was that a common cartoon trope? One day you're watching cartoons about vacuum cleaners. The next you're coming out to your family with your Henry Hooversona.
It was pretty common.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViciousVac
These too
https://cartoonresearch.com/index.php/toons-abhor-a-vacuum-part-1/
https://cartoonresearch.com/index.php/toons-abhor-a-vacuum-part-2/
Were you the one who was posting about Totally Spies doing this?
I think I bought it up once, though I never watched Totally Spies as a kid.
imagine gooning to this
>gooning
Please no, they're disgusting
>add eyelashes
>suddenly Cinemaphile will want to frick it
I had a shower thought the other day that gooners are just guys who weren't taught any coping mechanisms, so they process all their bad or uncomfortable emotions by jerking off to them. Kind of like what gives people a fetish for perilous situations, but gooners have it for literally everything that causes negative feelings. They gaslight themselves into finding their unfortunate circumstances (such as being cripplingly lonely or having terrible autism) hot because it's the only way they know how to deal with their anger, sadness or fear. Blaming goon culture on porn addiction alone isn't looking at the bigger picture. They got addicted to porn because fapping is the only form of stress relief they've ever known. For example, notice how the blacked gooners are almost always racists, fapping to what they hate is an outlet to relieve that internal stress. Gooners are just neglected outcasts and could easily be de-goonified with some basic guidance.
I would feel bad for them if they didn't keep devolving into pedo territory because muh taboo. I also hate how they try to spread like cancer and act like horny crabs in a bucket because misery loves company. But at least they're completely open and honest about that, so if you get into it then you've only got yourself to blame.
>They gaslight themselves into finding their unfortunate circumstances hot
gooner captions do have that vibe
>GOD I LOVE BEING A FRIENDLESS VIRGIN DISAPPOINTMENT TO MY PARENTS
>NYA~ IT'S SO HOT THAT NOBODY LOVES ME
>IT SURE IS SEXY TO BE A SOCIALLY AWKWARD SHUT-IN! I CAN'T DO SMALL TALK OR MAKE EYE CONTACT! HOW HOT IS THAT, GUYS?
They turned semen into the ultimate copium
>puns
Frick what is it about vacuums and puns
There's only really 1 pun you can make
That's the saturation that was getting to me. One and only one pun spiraling into the ground like a gooseworx drill whenever it happens.
Let's hear about this, anon
For some reason my brain over wrote this guy with Henry Hoover.
He's so fricking hot
Already did a live action adaptation