Could a movie about young Luke Skywalker work?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already made 3 of those

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      link?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let it go

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guys that just dicked around and did nothing while the REAL threat was building up in the background to be seen in the sequel trilogy?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOT CANON, fricker!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luke wasn't political. He didn't care about the cause of restoring the Republic at all. He'd never even really knew what the Republic was like. He joined up because Obi-wan lied to him about Vader having killed his father, then his aunt and uncle were killed by Imperial troops who burned down his home.

      Luke's involvement in the rebellion was purely personal, and after he reconciled with his father at the end of Return of the Jedi, he had no reason to be involved in galactic events anymore.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you don't make heroes out of fricking white males with christian names

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually its israeli

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made it. It was called Star Wars.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >But I was going to go to Tashi station to get some power converters
    Little shit would get the back of my hand I was Lars.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's 19, long past time to accept being held back and slapped around by his uncle. Luke should have abandoned him even if he didn't get burned to death.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's 19
        >Pachew pachew

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Luke flying around in his badass jet blasting blasting rodents with his chums
          Had a decent life going. All he needed was a girlfriend

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it would be weird to have skywalker without lightsabers

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Had a decent life going. All he needed was a girlfriend
            They cut her scenes

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    soooooooo sick of Star Wars shit now.
    how did it come to this, frens?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soooooooo sick of Star Wars shit now.
      how did it come to this, frens?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably this, yes
        but why is she allowed to keep doing ...anything?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Firing people shows a lack of faith in their project(s). This is why all leadership is kept around long enough to demonstrate the Peter Principle.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, Luke abandoned his Jedi training after a few days. He's the weakest and most unskilled Jedi in the entire franchise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet he successfully redeemed Darth Vader, a goal that both Obi-wan and Yoda believed to be impossible, and as a result brought about the death of the Emperor.

      If Luke had completed his training and dogmatically stuck to the Jedi way, he'd have killed Vader in their final duel, then died against the Emperor, leaving nobody left to carry on the Jedi way.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to bed Mark

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >redeemed
        Tell that to Alderaan.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >leaving nobody left to carry on the Jedi way
        If Yoda and Obi-wan had cared so damn much about that, they should've set up some secretive training academies then. Instead of waiting until the end of their lives to even start talking to Luke. And someone discovered the Force at some point, they'll rediscover it eventually. Plus Leia.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >died against the Emperor
        or became his successor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No, Luke abandoned his Jedi training after a few days. He's the weakest and most unskilled Jedi in the entire franchise.
      hes the man who "put down the gun" when it was his personal mission was joever

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Lucasfilm hates him and ruined his character. Doing prequel shit just reminds people of what happens to him.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    notice how Disney painted themselves into a corner by numbering their sequel trilogy? Now nothing important can happen episode 6 and 7; they can only go forward and double down on the sequel slop, or go back and keep milking the Clone Wars and cannibalizing the EU

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. No matter what you do, he eventually has to turn into Kennedy's moronic version.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no they ruined him, it's over

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is dead. Gen-X and Millennials are checking out and zoomers don't give a shit.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please just let Star Wars die already. They were great films but the franchise needs to be euthanized. It's in full blown beating a dead horse territory.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars died in May of 1999 for me. I suspected it was terminally ill in February of 1997.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Just need to do it like
    The Wonder Years
    or
    Malcom in the Middle

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    in the year 2047 Star Wars will be completely rebooted

    if they dont totally end the world in 2039

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