Could a new Conan movie work?
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Could a new Conan movie work?
Could a new Conan movie work?
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How about a trans Conan of color
If it was Grace Jones I would actually take it, but I think she's too old now
now imagine if he wasn't natty
ask jason momoa
doesnt have enough charisma
>a man at peak masculinity
>in 21st century
No chud. YT men are all evil trumptards. Conan should be trans
you dense? we've tons of peak form dudes
Name one who isn’t a basedboy homosexual
Every generation after WW2 have been basedboys, you absolute coper. You always get outliers as well as roidheads though.
>shoot hormones up his ass like a troony
>shrivelled up balls from steroid abuse
>botox
>hair plugs
>peak masculinity
jokes on you chud masculinity is toxic
>masculinity is toxic
like those chinese bathtub chemicals he puts in his body?
>shooting hormones
>small balls
>any kind of cosmetic surgery or treatment
>any kind of baldness
>Mike O'Hearn
You're absolutely tripping, he just has good genetics. Also his balls are fine. They're huge in fact, really turgid.
>he just has good genetics
yeah, you remember science..biology, right anon?
When you get his balls out of your mouth maybe you'll see all you type is horseshit.
>No chud. YT men are all evil trumptards. Conan should be trans
even the jokes about it get tiresome
Sure. Just tell the actual (adventure) stories and stop making up a stupid revenge plot this time around. That being said, it's not going to happen anytime soon.
He's look better with about 20 more lbs of bodyfat
good afternoon, sir!
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He's low IQ and didn't realize you hit an "s" instead of a "d", rather than fricking up grammar. "Sir" posters are probably all huge brainlets, from what I've witnessed thus far.
Conan is constantly described as lean, wiry (but still huge) murder machine made of steel cables and callouses. Probably impossible to find one for the role though or to make audience understand what their're seeing, so (if its' made at all) it's invariably gonna be a bodybuilding homosexual or a nonce like Momoa (2011 wasn't a bad film, but he was a dogshit Conan).
conan actor needs to be quite buff, intelligent (or at least very cunning) and charismatic af to sell the material to a wider audience, momoa certainly wasnt cunning enough to fill arnie's shoes
Can Arnold's bastard kid act?
No. Action heroes are not a thing anymore, except for the Rock, because people got bored of them. Even the Rock is losing popularity.
>because people became homosexuals
fized
yes.
Poor horse. Fat homosexual should walk for once. Tiny little homosexual legs. Horse should dump him and kick his brains out.
>Baby don't hurt me no more!
Yeah plenty of bulk bros who could do the part, just need to kill off all troons and we gucci as frick.
>POV
why did Mike suddenly become a mainstream meme
I don't get it. He's gay, is that the joke? Or he's gonna help beating up a pregnant woman?
Omg you autistic moron
Really helpful guys.
You want help? Get some meds for your autism.
Are you moronic?
Not in today's creative environment, no.
There aren't any madmen like Milius getting mainstream studio work these days.
His frame is too small for all those muscles. Can’t utilize them in any great athletic capacity
damn I should get me some of these goose eggs
>Natty 4 Life
>Conan has reigned as king of Aquilonia for decades but has grown old and feeble. His two sons from nobleborn queen are both degenerates; one is a drunken glutton and the other is an effeminate homosexual content to bugger catamites.
>One day while Conan is out with his hunting party he is nearly gored by a wild beast. However, he is saved by a young strapping savage who lives a solitary life in the wilderness and has the striking image of his younger self.
>Conan discovers that this barbarian young man is none other than his own son, and even though he is a bastard he is far more deserving of Conan's throne than either of his legitimate heirs.
>The bastard spends the rest of the plot outwitting and defeating his half siblings and their machinations with wit, sorcery and might in order to claim the throne.
I will never get tired of reading this. It's too perfect.
He's a small guy
on the right mother of his son
He still has the biggest arms of all of them
More defined, sure.
Bigger. Maybe Andre has bigger forearms.
In proportion to his body. The arms on the other two are bigger overall.
it could but with mike he got BOGGED
Depends if we're talking about old Conan, that would have to be with Arnold, or a movie with young Conan like the one with Momoa.
There are bodybuilders with the ideal body and "decent" actor skills, but do they have Schwarzy's charisma?
Arnie didn't really have his trademark charisma in Conan. He was a bit awkward and clumsy and was mostly saved by good direction.
what is his tax policy?
Corporate Crush your enemies windfall tax
See them driven before you export fees
Lamentation of the women 10% flat rate
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE
no
actual movies are taboo
nobody remmeer how to do them
audience is effeminate
No, you're not gonna have kino like this again
thread theme:
No, high test action/adventure films are no longer popular
with audiences or with producers?