>mountains on the same elevation as whiterun are covered in snow and ice >theres not even frost on the whiterun keep
you just know brown hands made this game
A movie?! More like multiple series with lots of prequels and sequels. TES's lore is massive. A movie wouldn't even be close to enough. Off the top of my mind, there could be a series about the Septim dynasty and one about Morrowind.
no, modern troony writers are moronic and will just make up their own story and world that has nothing to do with elder scrolls and then skin elder scrolls and wear it like a mask. Like they did to halo, foundation, witcher, lotr etc..
I don't know if this universe has enough iconic imagery to make it as a movie adaptation, at least until they use and frick up all the better games. What's the iconic TES character/setting/plot/conflict?
I don't know if this universe has enough iconic imagery to make it as a movie adaptation, at least until they use and frick up all the better games. What's the iconic TES character/setting/plot/conflict?
Bethesda is a company that made billions of dollars porting and selling the same game for over 12 years now. They can't spend 450k on a few writers to write lore?
There wasn't all that much new 'lore' in Skyrim in the first place. It and Oblivion were largely just reheating ideas from the Daggerfall/Battlespire/Redguard/Morrowind period
bethesda can only do shit writing, they got mogged so hard with Fallout NV by obsidian that they even seethe do this day
3 months ago
Anonymous
How many years are we gonna keep pretending NV had good writing?
3 months ago
Anonymous
0, because we don't have to pretend.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>one guy says 'hegelian dialectics' >every drooling imbecile on the internet convinces themselves this game for drooling imbeciles is actually smart
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Reflexively dismissing anything that sounds like it's vaguely trying to be thoughtful because you're terrified someone will accuse you of being pretentious for liking it
Sad.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Video game attempts to include real world philosophy. >It's praised for it.
Well, yeah. That's kind of how that works.
3 months ago
Anonymous
When you are competing with Fallout 3 AND fallout 4 then you simply have no competition at all >"DUR HURR SEE THAT BIG BOMB OVER THERE? BIG BOMB GOES BOOOOOM NOW YOU GET FREE PENTHOUSE DURR HURR" >"NEW Objective: Find your invincible missing son"
3 months ago
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>DURR HURR SLAVERY BAD DEMOCRACY GOOD >Holy shit this is the pinnacle of humanities artistic achievement...
3 months ago
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>DEMOCRACY GOOD
What the hell are you talking about, The NCR is portrayed as beyond incompetent and useless.
And slavery is bad you moron.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>DURR HURR SLAVERY BAD
For frick sake, you can join the legion and help them enslave the Mojave.
>DEMOCRACY GOOD
New Vegas is very critical of democracy, are you insane?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I mean, I beat the game and can't tell you what it's about...why the frick did mr vegas want the chip? and why did he have me killed for having it?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Forever because it did.
At best, and I do mean at absolute best, you can argue it's merely good by video game standards. Which, whatever, video game standards are so fricking low that anything reaching the level of halfway competent feels like fricking Shakespeare. See Fallout 3 and 4 for that.
>Amazon could legitimately make a great adaptation of Elder Scrolls Redguard and have a large cast of blacks in it to be accurate to the source material >they never will and would probably adapt Oblivion's shitty story but everyone is mysteriously a Redguard.
>it's a CHIM episode
>its a the main character spends the entire episode stealing kitchen utensils episode
Why does he keep doing this? The money isn't even worth it.
>main character hoards food but never eats it
I don't get it.
And what race would the nerevarine be?
no not really
>Every fifth Nord is black for some reason
>no white Redguards
Today? No.
20 years ago? Yeah.
No, it's too generic and random. The lore is shit.
only thing interesting about it is the dwarves storyline
what do they eat
>major city has like 20 people living in it
There are several outlying farms and even a hunter / butcher in town
Do you play skyrim in a windows xp or something
>mountains on the same elevation as whiterun are covered in snow and ice
>theres not even frost on the whiterun keep
you just know brown hands made this game
That's just 2011 console hardware limitations, man. The scale of everything was off
Produce from Rorikstead
Uber eats
puss
Welp, time to boot up Daggerfall Unity.
for me it's
>mournhold city of light, city of magic
A movie?! More like multiple series with lots of prequels and sequels. TES's lore is massive. A movie wouldn't even be close to enough. Off the top of my mind, there could be a series about the Septim dynasty and one about Morrowind.
no, modern troony writers are moronic and will just make up their own story and world that has nothing to do with elder scrolls and then skin elder scrolls and wear it like a mask. Like they did to halo, foundation, witcher, lotr etc..
I don't know if this universe has enough iconic imagery to make it as a movie adaptation, at least until they use and frick up all the better games. What's the iconic TES character/setting/plot/conflict?
Morrowind and Skyrim are the most popular
Bethesda is a company that made billions of dollars porting and selling the same game for over 12 years now. They can't spend 450k on a few writers to write lore?
There wasn't all that much new 'lore' in Skyrim in the first place. It and Oblivion were largely just reheating ideas from the Daggerfall/Battlespire/Redguard/Morrowind period
I know, that's what I am saying - look at the money they made releasing it on Playstation 3, 4, AND 5.
They can't hire a fricking writer?
They need 15 years now to make a game?
Every fricking quest in this game was 'go here, and either steal this or kill this person'
come on
bethesda can only do shit writing, they got mogged so hard with Fallout NV by obsidian that they even seethe do this day
How many years are we gonna keep pretending NV had good writing?
0, because we don't have to pretend.
>one guy says 'hegelian dialectics'
>every drooling imbecile on the internet convinces themselves this game for drooling imbeciles is actually smart
>Reflexively dismissing anything that sounds like it's vaguely trying to be thoughtful because you're terrified someone will accuse you of being pretentious for liking it
Sad.
>Video game attempts to include real world philosophy.
>It's praised for it.
Well, yeah. That's kind of how that works.
When you are competing with Fallout 3 AND fallout 4 then you simply have no competition at all
>"DUR HURR SEE THAT BIG BOMB OVER THERE? BIG BOMB GOES BOOOOOM NOW YOU GET FREE PENTHOUSE DURR HURR"
>"NEW Objective: Find your invincible missing son"
>DURR HURR SLAVERY BAD DEMOCRACY GOOD
>Holy shit this is the pinnacle of humanities artistic achievement...
>DEMOCRACY GOOD
What the hell are you talking about, The NCR is portrayed as beyond incompetent and useless.
And slavery is bad you moron.
>DURR HURR SLAVERY BAD
For frick sake, you can join the legion and help them enslave the Mojave.
>DEMOCRACY GOOD
New Vegas is very critical of democracy, are you insane?
I mean, I beat the game and can't tell you what it's about...why the frick did mr vegas want the chip? and why did he have me killed for having it?
Forever because it did.
At best, and I do mean at absolute best, you can argue it's merely good by video game standards. Which, whatever, video game standards are so fricking low that anything reaching the level of halfway competent feels like fricking Shakespeare. See Fallout 3 and 4 for that.
>Amazon could legitimately make a great adaptation of Elder Scrolls Redguard and have a large cast of blacks in it to be accurate to the source material
>they never will and would probably adapt Oblivion's shitty story but everyone is mysteriously a Redguard.
>also the dremora are white and have blonde hair for some reason
Probably better than a TV show if they did a movie for each providence tbh
sex with argonians
Why is there a desert region and snow region right next to each in the middle? Do physics not exist in Tamriel?