Could Candice Hooper's parents sue the gym? What would the legal ramifications of this be?
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Could Candice Hooper's parents sue the gym? What would the legal ramifications of this be?
Kek. WTF happened?
she got distracted doing a flippy flip and that somehow made her break in half. awful movie.
she was humbled by an african scientist pioneer
I’m trans btw
feetakino
you footgays are sick fricks. A girl lies brutally broken and all of you can think about is your gay fetish. This isn't the time to be jerking off, this is the time to get a fricking mop and bucket and clean the blood and bone off the mats
You know what homosexual? feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet stinky smelly feet
You had me until the stinky part.
She was just doing her ostrich impersonation.
Sure I'll go get a mop. Do you think the coroner would want her feet bits? I mean the cause of death is pretty clear and they don't really need those parts for an autopsy you know what I'm taking them. I'm going to take the feet bits and then I'm going to go get a mop.
Thank you! So it was Final Destination, a bunch of coincidences contributing to a kick ass death scene.
>Thank you! So it was Final Destination
Just read the filename, moron.
>a bunch of coincidences
Its literally death doing shit to kill people who's supposed to be dead already
>Final destination
It’s like what if China but in America and a vague supernatural force instead of the thousand year bugmen
>West needs supernatural forces to make their infrastructure seem as unsafe
lmao
Seething lmao
The escalator god ate your ancestors
There was one Chinese guy who was supposed to die a couple of thousand years ago but managed to survive long enough to make a bunch of kids. Death has been busy ever since trying to catch up with his culling. He thought he'd finally catch up at various points, like when that city cannibalised itself rather than end a siege, or Mao, but he just can't catch a break.
the screw on the balance beam is 300x scarier than anything else in that scene
Talk about a killer workout
Carlos you cad!
You "screwed" up
So are these movies supposed to be comedies? Because it's honestly pretty fricking hilarious how contrived this entire death scene is. They even include multiple deliberate fakeouts that make it seem like she's going to die one way but then she doesn't, and dies to the most random shit possible.
The first movie takes itself seriously, but every sequel after embraces it's comedic nature. It's a dumb fun series.
>The first movie takes itself seriously
the first movie had the best deaths. They were either surprising and caught you completely off guard, or they were just believable enough to be plausible, none of them were too gory, and there were no stupid "fake outs" for the audience. Like the laser eye surgery scene, or the dentist scene. Why was death doing that? Who was he faking out? Is death aware there's an audience?
every death in this movie does the fakeout thing. maybe they thought they were too predictable in the other entries in the series.
Yes and no?? The debates still going on.
Understand that when Final Destination first released the concept was novel. The vain struggle against fate mixed with shlocky gore porn. But there’s really not a whole lot of places you can take it. They started doing this shit because they felt it would be too stale.
lol the scene was pretty effective but that death sucked. i havent watched this one but the whole idea of this franchise just being a vessel to set up rube goldberg deathtraps is pretty kino
That's the point of the franchise, though the gymnastics death is famous for being the most convoluted and hilarious.
yeah, ive seen the first 3 or something. i like it how dumb and honest the setups are tbqh
The Final Destination movies are sort of interesting and unique in the sheer literal omnipotence of the villain
Audiences sometimes get irritated by a c**t like Jigsaw going "Haha you didn't realize that I planned for you planning for me planning for that" or Michael Myers going "Haha you shot me 100 times and cut my head off and incinerated my body and threw my ashes into a black hole but I escaped somehow get stabbed cuck" but the Reaper in Final Destination is literally invisible, invulnerable and omniscient, and despite never being seen or communicating directly with anyone clearly has its own goals and even personality
The protagonists don't even have any idea what its "rules" are but it appears to listen to them trying to rationalize said rules and occasionally plays along for a while if it seems to be AMUSED by one of the ideas they come up with in their blind grasping
If it wasn't played for slapstick it'd be cosmic horror
>If it wasn't played for slapstick it'd be cosmic horror
That's what I always say about Meet Joe Black. The story was full cosmic horror up until the moment they cast Brad Pitt and made it into a romantic comedy where he eats peanut butter like a child and speaks Jamaican.
Imagine having to plead with Death itself that it's just deluding itself that it's in love and that your daughter loves it back, trying to reason with this amoral entity and explain that she only likes the meat-puppet that it's wearing and that it can't just take her with it once you die and your deal ends.
the screw deserved an oscar nomination
I miss those fun movies
no you don't you miss how you felt back then
So this is like watching Wil-e Coyote fail at something and then a boulder crushes him. Got it.
Even if that broke her back why the frick does her leg explode open like that?
>5 minute closeup montage of a screw, fan and bolt
Sponsored by Home Depot.
>motherfrickers dont know about final destination
brutal. this shit couldve been on par with saw
Saw has infinitely better effects
>expect leotard kino death scene
>all the "gymnasts" wear little shorts
Shit scene.
leotards are not for gore
I just want people to wear them. TV and movies always make "gymnasts" wear something else.
>he hasn't seen make it or break it
I have. But that show is over.
I bet it would feel nice to rub butts with a pretty girl.
Why didn't their legs break?
we horny posting now
See, she needs to take off the jacket.
if you just want leotards i got a million of those
Do you have stuff that is not from competitions.
Lewd stuff if you will.
maybe a small amount. all the lewd stuff is one piece swimsuits.
That's not lewd, she's just standing there.
i'm aware. i'm not gonna post porn for you.
What happened to "we horny posting now"?
meh. i have it all to myself on my hdd.
Fair. I have also not posted any of the things in my spandex porn folder.
Dios mio!
Those disgusting in tact legs.
Think of the discharge stains
It’s nu Hollywood bro
No male gaze allowed
people genuinely don't know final destination? frick I am getting old
The first one is 20 years old grandpa
>good job 47
Lmfao no way that would have killed someone. Not like that at least. That was stupid as frick.
How does her fall make that sound and why does her body just explode? That's a low drop onto a mattress. kek
I think it’s because of the speed and angle it’s possible to break you neck in that situation but it’s obviously played up for gross out points and is a bit over the top
What speed, mate? That's the exact same speed she was supposed to be able to safely land on. Sure, at the wrong angle you might break something, but you don't disintegrate with a loud BOOM.
They don’t land like that corn pop and they do shit to slow down before they dismount
You know nothing about gym bro
I watched gymnastics at the olympics. That is 100% not fast and they don't break in half when landing at that speed, especially since they land on a soft surface.
Let me explain something to you Mr argumentative
They spin around on those bars and build speed and momentum then they transfer that momentum to the tricks they do and then in a controlled manner dismount from the bars
Girl in webm slipped and she was flung forward with all that momentum at an angle so that she landed breaking her neck
Anyway like I said the compound fracture is stupid and unnecessary but breaking your neck like that is perfectly reasonable as it happens from time to time irl
You can spin as fast as you want around those bars, it's pretty much impossible to build enough speed capable of crunching your entire body like that.
It’s not just the speed but the angle
I agree as I said it’s over the top but like I said the way it happened in the webm seems reasonable for neck possible spine injury
It seems unbelievable to you because you are a no gym and are ignorant to dangers of the gym the iron of course is you get hit up wrong from the couch and fracture that fat ankle causing you to clip your head on the Funko pop display case severing your spine
Could*
You're just a pedantic moron, that's all.
I specifically mentioned in my original post that the sound and the injuries are ridiculous. You keep replying that you basically agree but that a fatal injury is technically possible. I never said otherwise.
I mean you could easily brake your neck in that situation but the compound fracture seems like over kill
she way the flips physics on its head in the last moment... gold medal
The most unbelievable thing about this is that chad would spend quality time with that pudding faced 5/10
Absolutely kek
You'll never have a better lay than a gymnast, anon.
But surely chad could pull a few hot gym sloots
the idea strikes me as rather silly to believe that chewed bubble gum faced Becky could keep the interest of high value male beyond simple being an emergency hole
Lol I remember in school a substitute teacher didn't even bother to do the class so she just put a bootleg copy of this.
That was very stressful and also hilariously moronic
she was doing gymnastics and somebody left a tack on the bar or something and she stepped on it and fell and snapped in half. I swear, the entire final destination movies are just Hitman game scenarios.
vaxxed
BBC
I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw
Thanks for letting us know. Now have a nice day you fricking homosexual.
Died suddenly.
She asked her unemployed weed smoking Xbox playing black boyfriend to turn down the stereo at 3am on a work night.
she's was made of jello
Nerve chalk.
She didn't fly so good.
He's a big guy
4u
Dey took her…
farted and sneezed at the same time
That scene was so fricking moronic.
That's the whole series.
And it's great!
The whole series makes no sense. Why wouldnt "death" just give everybody aneurysms?
Because it would take to long moron
You don’t just have one
The entire series is based off of gags that are anatomically impossible like a guy being squashed flat by a falling glass panel. In this universe human bodies are tomatoes with a few bones in them.
Mm tomato bones...
try to control yourself
She looks bored. SMILE you dumb b***h.
I would still eat her out like that
who do even blame? her for jumping while blind? the guy who placed the chalk? the guy who placed the fan? the girl who knocked down the chalk? the janitor who hasn't tighttened the screws of the air system in years?
the school you idiot
Can
would
I cant believe use gives college degree to jumping monkeys
where were you when you found out movie unrealistic?
i, tonya is actually pretty good. the shawn ecjhardt character is gold
Yeah. I really enjoyed watching Margot Robbie's legs. Shame she was deepfaked for a majority of the skating.
Why didn't she explode like the one from the movie?
Man that's gotta hurt.
>Goliath, systems functional
GO AHEAD TACCOM
ow
feetakino
Nope, not watching that. Every sport or exercise video on this site ends with someone having their legs bent backwards or getting crushed by weights.
sometimes there's eroticism
for pedos
damn nice little prostitute
mogged by this finnish beauty
What is that thing?
>>The 59-year-old transgender opened the European Figure Skating Championships
Shrek on ice? What is this? Why is a 50yo ogre rampaging and no one tries to stop it?
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ICE RINK!?
>can’t even get back up by himself
>clearly struggling the entire time just skating normally
>needs help standing back up
>can barely manage that
Did they train him wrong as a joke?
*her
Please be respectful
>i identify as a figure skater
One joke
cope
Brings anew meaning to trannies on ice
complete sauce?
what
kino
it watches you
>frittata
Suboptimal form. 0/10.
Reactor: online
Sensors: online
Weapons: online
All systems nominal.
Don't blame you, it was pretty bad.
I always feel a little bad because these people built their entire lives on being an athlete and you can see their dreams being shit on in an instant
yeah I can watch this happen in a car accident no problem, but not the gym
Pussy
>when you zag instead of zig
Yes.
That guy at the end is contemplating if he wants a turkey or tuna sandwich.
>gorilla arms
>tiny baby legs
predictable outcome
Yeah his legs do not look trained at the fricking least.
>French WWII Performance.webm
How do mistakes like this happen?
Many reasons. I would say the most common would be overtraining developing tiny micro fractures then eventually enough force micro becomes macro. Also, more rare but a nerdy kid on my little league team got beaned in the thigh where he just so happened to have a bone cyst that broke his femur....million to one shot, doc.. Obviously gymnasts or most people would find out about these genetic issues early on but this kid(my elementary school BFF) never did shit physically until his parents forced him to join the little league team I was on and he ended up in a full leg cast laid up in bed for the rest of the Summer. Pretty sure his parents never made him do sports again lol
damn son
what doth life
YOU'RE THE BEST
YOU OWN IT
i keep on rewinding hoping she lands it
Knee injuries mess with me for some reason(elbows as well to a lesser extent). I can watch other injuries and it doesn't affect me too much, but knees, man I cringe. Do you guys feel the same? Maybe it's because I dislocated my knee when I was younger, that was a rather traumatic experience.
Seeing fingers or hands cut off disturb me because when I was a kid, I had a closet door closed accidently on my finger and it was half falling off and I had to get it stitched.
Nice. Happened to me too. But mine was severed before the first knuckle. The fricker actually grew back.
So I'll admit cringing a bit when I see a knee or leg injury where something is clearly going in the wrong direction...but I still watch. I've never had a knee injury. I did just have my head sawed open for surgery, and there's no fricking way I could watch that even though it's a medical procedure. Some shit hits a little too close to home.
of all the things in the SAW movies the only thing that got me was kramers autopsy
I wonder which emotion came to him first. Sympathy/concern or anger.
Bros your brains are melting on misogyny
The GIRL is the one that should get pissed as the dude horsekick her on the head
His first reaction was "I fricked up"
And he's not only never going to get laid with that girl, probably the team dissolved
wrong. they continued to skate together.
She looks cute. I guess not all scars are so bad.
That's the exact scar I gave my Skyrim character.
thats a kino scar
>cool scar
Wtf, I thought that only happened in movies
No shield maiden girlfriend
Who's got the gif of the hockey player getting his throat cut open by a nog on the ice
(blacks have absolutely no business being on the ice btw)
He's getting laid that night.
why do normalhomosexuals look down on me when they learn my favorite hobby is weightlifting and not razor-blade-tickling?
Holy shit is she okay?
>Shadowheart backstory
behind the bamboo curtain, they call it the iron lotus
I can't watch people get teeth knocked out makes my skin crawl. Probably cause of all the orthodontic work I went through as a kid
Leg injuries in general just look so painful. Bad basketball injuries when they land wrong and a bone sticks out or that one backyard wrestling clip where the dude's legs break for no reason when he jumps into the ring from no height at all are hard to watch.
>for no reason
Other than being massively obese?
I broke my ankle and now I can't watch (or do, lol) parkour anymore. my c**t of a father keeps putting on youtube videos and I just have to leave.
How bad was it? I broke my ankle recently, double fracture, but really it didn't hurt all that bad. Heck, I don't even think about it all that much. I broke it jumping into the shallow end of a lake; I think more about what would have happened if I jumped head first than what actually happened.
>I broke my ankle
And gravy came out you fat frick
So some respect!
Jesus!
Medically speaking, what happened here?
Dislocated both knees
asiaticus legsnapus duplex
Lupus.
the front fell off
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
is it over for life after this? I mean a gymnast career obviously is, but will she even be able to run ever again?
You can't ever run again after you're like 29 anyway dude
My 60yo mother runs marathons
how fricking fat are you
This is Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile even. What do you think?
I'm a 6'4" Chef at Wendy's who makes 6 figures and has a 10 incher
>That instant shift from pain to depression as she realizes her athletic career is over and all thoae years of brutal training, dieting and practice were for nothing
Brutal.
I mean, she was a pretty hefty girl gymnastics wise. I wouldn't be doing that shit if I was as top heavy as she was.
try again
imagine if she did this onto the bed you were laying on and her butthole landed on your erect penis hehe
That would deglove your penis and obliterate her colon. The perfect end to a night.
tfw no snu snu gymnast gf
Got 10.0s across the board on the richter scale
It's weird how tons of gore makes things LESS horrific/more comical.
>that video of the pajeet leg pressing the tractor
>where were you when you found out movie unrealistic?
I was watching e-girlsplat
Froottata!
>when reality hits you that the thing you were doing 24/7 all of your life is over
Ryona is the thinking man's fetish
xavier?
>you gained brouzof
>all the movies are absolute dogshit
>the ending circles back to the first one
>holy fricking shit epic based kino!!!!!!
unironically
What happens? Explain pls.
First movie begins with a high schooler having a premonition about the plane he's getting on exploding on takeoff, resulting in him and several others being removed from the plane. They proceed to die one by one anyway, because Death doesn't let you get away with that shit.
Movies 2-4 proceed in time with other similar situations. Premonition of disaster, several survivors avoid disaster as a result, but then die in other ways.
Movie 5 follows the same formula, but it seems that the main couple has escaped death for good. They board a plane to Paris for the main character's new job, and then you see the characters from the first movie being taken off the plane, revealing that Movie 5 is a prequel, and the main characters are fricked.
That's actually pretty cool!
Kek pure kino
Actually the first one and 3?maybe are pretty good
israeli misery/nihilism porn, I'll pass.
GOOD MORNING SIRS!!
Either indian or underage
I have my doubts that if you fall from 2 meters tall you end like that
My coworker showed me a video of her falling from a similar height when she slipped off of a pull-up bar and she was laughing about it and I was extremely turned on because she’s very pretty and she was soaked in sweat in the vid
Maybe if the person has rickets...but I doubt a high level gymnast would have that concern.
is she ok?
If I were they gym I would sue the parents for literally enlisting a living hand grenade on the team
Cute feet
why do movies from this era look so fricking ugly? Every movie from 2003 to 2013ish has this ugly sterile look and it's extremely distracting.
Shift to digital. Your options were "piss filter" or "tv commercial"
the early digital cameras and memory cards were dogshit trash.
Although using proper film was still superior imo, watching old shows and movies on 4k tvs look perfectly fine because the resolution from proper, expensive film was far better than anything else until the last ~12 years or so.
Old Nightrider episodes look fine on 4k free cable, cuz film.
>My only regret is that I have Boneitis
aagh
weird if you watch it frame by frame he doesnt know its already broke before he plants it behind him
No shit nervous impulses and brain reactions are slow, also it doesn't feel pain right away
aagh
>How it feels to kick 20 points worth of Thorns aura
Sometimes I cut my hands on the job and I don't even realize it until I see blood on the floor
This happened to McGregor too
aagh
>tfw it's modelo time
I felt that. There's one where a MMA guy puts so much pressure on his toe trying to withstand an impact from the other guy that his toe explodes like it was struck by some Hokuto no Ken pressure point
Weidman defended the championship by snapping the other guy's leg, and lost it by the same kick that broke the other guy's leg.
He's a solid, by the book fighter, that got very lucky by being younger and tougher than the champ, only to lose it the same way the champ did. Aging.
The other guy had a very empathetic reaction
It's pretty funny too because Uriah Hall is a famously in-his-head fighter who doesn't really like hurting people, and then he randomly caused one of the most brutal injuries in MMA history.
>*femur snap*
>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation.
>*femur snap*
That's not his femur, product of American education.
Correct. The Femur is in the Forearm.
In the Leg is the Lemur.
>femur
american education
That's the pelvis
Tsu-UUUUGH!?!
>right click
>take snapshot
this is what anon means when he says turn 360 and walk away
Stupid Black folk with fricked up bone density because of all the PEDs they're on lmao.
The extra muscle in the nogs leg broke him
OWIE WOWIE THAT'S GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING
Still not as bad as Johnny Knox, God bless his soul
>google this
NOPE. JUST NO NO NOPE. I'M OUT. I WONT EVEN POST IT HERE AND I'M DONE BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES.
huh?
You and me
jesus christ
I thought I was on Cinemaphile and this was a gore shitpost of a real event.
thrilling to say the least.
she's okay right?
I love how fragile people are in horror movies. She somehow managed to become a mangled mess from a fall that would've at most broken a limb.
What's great is she landed on her torso with her legs on top and somehow her left leg was destroyed.
Why the frick do I keep opening these webms
No clue.
aagh
Vicariously I
Live while the world dies
Much better you than I
This should look gross but it doesnt, CGI just doesnt work for gore
no more snap city brah frick off with this shit post it on another board
Fine.
Final Destination is such an insane concept I can't believe they made as many movies as they did. The idea that the "Slasher" is just the normal force of death..fricking weird man
>they don't know about the bouldering video
I do, shut up, I don’t want to think about it.
Post it
Yes
Final Destination 5 was a return to decentness after the abysmal THE Final Destination.
I just can't do broken legs
toll status:
why does such thing never happen to the russians
put steel in legs. legs strong. they rust, you die, but strong when live
Curing bones in ethanol increases bone density
model airplane glue huffing strengthens the bones
There is truly only one reason to watch Women's sports
My ex did this once when drunk and horny and it almost made me stay. I miss this position like you wouldn’t believe bros
How does one “break up” with their hand
vax status ?
That little kid getting squashed by the glass in 2 is just pure kino and can bring a smile to anyone's face.
The little shit deserved it for scaring the birds.
As long as she was still twitching, which makes her still alive, which makes it not weird.
i'm pretty sure they have to sign a release and also have their own insurance