>could have endorsed another line of pans or knives
>could have written another cookbook
>could have opened another restaurant
>could have made another season of one of his hundred shows
>could have put a tiny bit more effort into his youtube
>could have started an online pilates class and still make millions
>decides to do the very thing he's been shitting for decades
god what a fricking donkey
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I'ts fricking frozen.
But maybe it's fresh frozen?
Fresh frozen outta da can
Yes chef
>I'm hope
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Ramsay hasn't been an actual chef in years, he's basically a businessman/entertainer now. You always know someone is a cooking noob when they cite Ramsay instead of Marco Pierre White as an inspiration.
what the frick are you talking about boomer
As a zoomer he's right. 90% of Ramsay fans are pajeets.
He's saying Ramsay has lost his fricking marbles, because he has. Marco likes to cook simple things everyone can cook and enjoy. Ramsay makes foodart abominations for clicks.
This. Modern Ramsey is just a TV presenter who is capable of cooking to a michelin star level
>Marco Pierre White
Knorr it up your ass, he's a sellout and cooks absolute nonsense half the time.
>could have melted the cheese
he is aware of this meme and explained it had something to with scheduling and they were on a tight timeline or something
Then maybe wait until you have the time to do it properly. Nobody forced them to upload that shitshow.
And he did a re do not long ago and it was just different kind of bad. He still hasn't redeemed himself.
He kept spewing some shit about how they didn't have access to sliced bread or meltable cheese or a normal oven in Tunisia despite each of those things being present in the video.
He make a second try to redeem himeself and fricked it up again. He had to bake it and the cheese didn't even fully melt AGAIN.
He's lost the plot
>grilled cheese
>throws a shitload of meat on it
>finished in the oven
>cheese still not melted
2007 Gordon needs to do a Kitchen Nightmares episode on 2024 Gordon's career
He couldn't piss just piss off Cinemaphile by making a shit grilled cheese so he had to piss off "muh cheese melt" people even more by making a shitty one of those too
He has to just be taking the piss with this video.
He's not. he just straight up doesn't give a frick about any of it. he doesn't care
If he didn't care he wouldn't have made the video.
it wasnt live, just dont release the video and reshoot it, wtf?
it's like the fricking alpha and omega of grilled cheese cringe. I don't know who I despise more
what's wrong with chef? it's super pretentious but I think that's a decent cheese only with excessive cheese.
NTA but all that ridiculous flourish for no reason other than it being a movie, putting oil on the grill despite both slices having butter on them and thus not needing any, Sam Hyde looking fricker with arms caked in tattoos for full nu-chef look, all that just to make a fricking grilled cheese to an uninterested teen. It's cringe from start to finish and doubly so if you know anything about cooking and cuisine on any level above amateur.
thats why too much cheese for a single sandvich
there are like 8+ slices of cheese in there
i doubt they even fricking melted properly
For me it's the
>cut it down the middle and spread it like Nico's coinslot
move he does with every sandwich he ever makes
Are all chefs just incapable of making normal meals?
what do the cu/ck/s say about this guy?
I'd imagine it's a banning offense to talk about him
He's not even a meme anymore on Cinemaphile just a sad joke
I posted a picture of my steak there once and got a three day ban. Out of spite after three days I posted a picture of my turd. It just got deleted. No ban. I don't understand the rules.
Jannies are subhumans.
Sounds like it was a pretty shit steak
>I posted a picture of my steak there once and got a three day ban. Out of spite after three days I posted a picture of my turd.
You reposted your steak again? They probably didn't ban you the second time because they felt bad.
No, I clearly said I posted a picture of my turd. Learn to read ESL moron
dumbass
The average ten year old would've gotten that joke.
Top kek, how's the crayons taste today, mate?
kek based mods
Cinemaphile is a very serious board
I got banned from all boards for 3 days once because I mentioned that my mum is shit at cooking and that's why I learnt how to cook well
You shit probably took more effort to make.
Cinemaphile is a chef john board
also some of the comfiest threads were the hell's kitchen /cktv/ crossthreads
Cinemaphile is mostly just alcoholics and a few isolated cringe communities like tea drinkers who have their own general
dead board with no culture
if you have something cooking related to discuss you can post there and check back hours later to see one reply with one sentence
Cinemaphile is an utter joke of a board. It's supposedly about cooking, but 95% of threads are about fast food.
at least back in the day they'd post about making ramen/actual cooking at home shit.
Goyslop won
American site.
What? Cinemaphile was first australian and now it is owned by an asian man, and even mossad has more influence on the site than american agencies
I get your shitpost, but a board about cooking not having any actual cooking on it is absurd
It's not a shitpost, it's the sad truth. 99% is american fast food goyslop and it breaks my heart
fedlord killed that board years ago. its just ecelebs, memespam, and Cinemaphilehomosexual crossposting
homie I got banned from there just for asking if you can actually liquify garlic if you slice it thin enough. That place is no fun central
You got banned for a reason. It's an unfunny forced Cinemaphile meme.
You didn't check the archive and see that it's been done to death.
as a Cinemaphile poster both of these are equally shit
What do you think?
Ragusea is so fricking unhinged, and not in a good way
Making content and constantly worrying about numbers and social media algorithms will leave you on the edge.
Almost anyone who's big on YouTube or social media will tell you to barely glimpse your comments just to like a few and maybe comment on a couple then get the frick out
too bad he semi-retired
I had this all OCR'd up and ready to post but he broke the Cinemaphile character limit. An effective counterattack.
>types allat shit instead of making a 40 minute video minute about it and 3 additional videos responding to the comments and other response videos about the original video and rake in the cash
redditors are something else
KWAB
They were amazed when they found out you could spell out soi, but how it's actually spelt on their board
This filter has been active almost a fricking decade now. Are mods just dead and the ship abandoned? No one even cares anymore.
Love how they still have that shit filtered yet spammed garbage like “chud” is still allowed everywhere
How much more betrayal can I take
He has so much money at this point I don't think he gives a frick about anything he does anymore
get a meal designed by gordon ramsay for $5!?? agreed, the ingredients are probably inferior to what he would use in his restaurants, but you still get the experience of having a meal cooked for you by one of the greatest chefs in history for the price of a cup of coffee. i really dont see the issue - i guess most of you are just trying to be controversial
it's not a "meal"
they're entrees in the 300-500 calorie range
also they're 7 dollars each at my store, not 5
>they're entrees in the 300-500 calorie range
that's what we consider a meal in the first world
still not buying your frozen slop, gordon
For a lean cuisine maybe. A proper meal should be 600-1000 range
a proper meal for a man is about 1500-2000kcal
How are calories calculated? It’s kind of an irrelevant metric once you look into it,
Are you moronic by any chance? Its a unit of energy. there is nothing subjective about it.
>bomb calorimeter = human body
No, I’m not moronic you stupid c**t.
silly ranjeet, India is not considered first world
of course for you 300 calories would be a feast
good scran
this moron thinks ramsays on the production line wipping mac and cheese out
no Wallmart came to him with their new frozen meal range and offered him money to put his face and name on it
>literally just macaroni
rustic
YUM!!!
>ummmm it needs at least five adjectives and a paragraph of embellished ingredients
Kek they make up shit and spend all that energy on packaging for morons like you.
I dont get people who get this big and why they do this. Are they bored? Have they reached the top and have become jaded? Like why? Its literally the Villans move in ratatouille
he probably knows his time in the spotlight is up... not marketable any longer as a reputable chef, so he takes everything he can get on his way out
what is there to take? he will take care of 10 of his generations
guy is worth at least a quarter bil by now if not more, I think it's more just laziness and not giving a shit since he's already created multigenerational wealth for himself and his descendants
Marcochads can't stop winning
>frozen
>gourmet
>meals
>walmart
The lemon caper chicken is legit though.
Kitchen Nightmares made him realize most people were eating reheated food anyway so he's gone and cut the middle man. Genius move.
Heard from a friend who worked on a pretty famous youtube vid appearance with him a few years ago that Gordo's not doing too hot mentally. He's likely got some kind of pre-dimentia thing thats basically eroded his skills as an actual chef. He has a handler with him most of the time to make sure he "acts" like Gordon's supposed to. Probably doing the Willis thing and just making as much cash as he can asap before he's forced to retire.
doubt, he still has multiple TV projects going at all times and seems perfectly mentally coherent in all of them
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. It can make a rotting corpse double major in engineering and graduate summa cum laude.
marco won
Marco went from a chill dude with stock cubes to a pretentious "philosopher" who thinks being an old celebrity chef makes him today's Socrates. Every chef ages like shit. My dad was one. He spouted utter nonsense in the last years of his life due to his ruined health.
he realized catering to Americans and Americans that like junk food was a fricking goldmine. it was funny on that one youtube video where Ramsay starts talking about using hot cheetos as a coating on things a british chef is like
>you've changed, man. wtf
>Hey poors, want to try my food but can't get to one of my restaurants?
he has a ton of restaurants and you definitely don't have to be rich to eat at them
There are none around the majority of the country. You think there is one in West Virginia or Casper Wyoming? Areas with high concentration of welfare? That's what I meant. Hell even my city os the second largest in my state and we don't have one.
This or Marco Pierre White's Knorr?
I used Knorr stock cubes and they're a great product and a cheaper and superior alternative to boxed stocks
>not making your own stock paste
I cook a lot and I haven't touched a stock cube in years now. Paste is pretty easy to make and one batch lasts for months
wtf does he have a terrible cocaine habit or something?
I’ve had each of his frozen dinners from wal-mart and they’re all unironically delicious. Overpriced for a frozen meal and I won’t ever get them again, but they were delicious for what they were and they’d be a staple in my freezer if they were a bit cheaper or sold at Costco.
most frozen dinners are unironically pretty good imo
>frozen dinners
>delicious
nice shill
ay caramba
Where's the top of his head?
my gf booked to go to one of his restuarants. i think its a bit tacky that we're going but she's gonna enjoy it at least.
I think you lucked out anon, because if you gf likes Ramsay who fricking sucks then you can drive her crazy with your cooking by being just a little bit better
He endorsed Hex Clad. He's a donkey
There is literally nothing wrong with freezing food, it's by far the best method of food preservation that we have and in the vast majority of cases it doesn't even diminish the quality of the food as long as it's thawed and reheated properly. It gets a bad rap because most of the frozen food sold in grocery stores is processed slop full of all kinds of weird preservatives and chemicals. If it's quality food and it's frozen, there's nothing wrong with it.
Hey Gordan
just doing my part to dispel food myths
Wtf is that lasagna. My nonna would rape him faster than Eminem for that monstruosity.
I heard the lasagna is the best one
Grim.
As far as frozen meals go these are pretty decent.
COVID pandemic destroyed his ass financially.
Why would you become a cook?
Or he could've endorsed something that actually looked appetizing.
What a fricking sellout homosexual holy shit. He just invalidated every criticism he ever gave of anyone.
When has he ever, once, a single time, criticized frozen meals?
What he has shat on is resturaunts selling frozen food to misinformed customers, which is a COMPLETELY different thing.
There is literally nothing wrong or hypocritical about him releasing this range.
Cope, he always shit on frozen food, period
You cope. He's even advertising his meals as frozen so there's actually not a single thing hypocritical about what I'm doing.
Even I'm embarrassed for you anon, just leave and forget it no one will know. That's the good thing about anonymity.
He never forgave us for shitting on his grilled cheese sandwich. Now its TV dinners for us plebs.
He found youtube and never left. Youtube allows him to get lots of money with little to no investment due to his established popularity. He no longer has to pay for lots of film crew, go to exotic locations or open a restaurant. Just stand in his home kitchen with one camera and get millions of views.
>He no longer has to pay for lots of film crew, go to exotic locations or open a restaurant
But he still does all of these things
Does he get money if he just does a 30 second TikTok reaction to a YouTube recipe too?
Yes and relevancy, dudes a hypocrite but a genius. However I prefer MPW.
The most horrible aspect is the "exclusively at Walmart" bit. Like Walmart is where everyone goes for groceries. I have set foot in Walmart roughly ten times in my entire life, five times to buy, five times to return. It wasn't until later I learned about them buying brand labels and marketing their own products, hence the "savings."
Thank god for Meijer and Kroger.
You sound like such a sour individual.
Shitting on Wal Mart is such an easy mid wit way of feeling better about whatever suburban hell you live in. I bet you think Chilis is good eating too
>Shitting on Wal Mart is such an easy mid wit way of feeling better about whatever suburban hell you live in
True, but to be fair it is actually pretty shitty. You either accept it and roll with it because they have a lot of stuff that no one else does for cheap, or you don't. I live in a neighborhood full of multimillion dollar homes and there's a huge walmart right outside of it that is always packed. Granted it's a lot of asians and mexicans who are probably connected to cartels but still
following the footsteps of a legend
He already looked old 10 years ago, can't he afford a face lift?
Fun fact: these don't even have oven instructions, just microwave.
his time is ticking
hes trying to support his kids/family
by going against everything his predecessors and himself once stood for
Maybe he has cancer or some sickness and is worried
Not sure
Super based. You know he just laughs to himself and calls all the people who buy it moronic
I dont know if this is reaching but the beginning of this might explain this. He got his stars and now he wants to focus on maximizing his money and fame. That's why he also makes these engagement bait recipes that people post here.
We live in a time where a 14 year old can make a better grilled cheese than a Michelin star winning, restaurant owning celebrity chef can
>god what a fricking donkey
he is making a killing off these, as hes finally realized the moron demographic wont understand that its slop, they will think its fine dining.
Does he really actually shit on these shitty TV dinners though? It's one thing if you go to a restaurant and get served something shitty. If you buy something shitty and hear it up yourself you know what you're getting.
>knives, cookbooks, restaurants
homie all those cost money. Making cheap frozen sloppa for millions to buy every day.
I don’t get Gordon Ramsey. Does he just have megalomaniac tendencies? He clearly doesn’t care about his image or legacy. He just seems to want to sit atop a massive pile of gold.
He became addicted to TikTok
Same with twitter. The Cinemaphile banner is pretty funny
He knows how fat and lazy you are.
>new designer frozen slop? Gotta try a few of those!
Has anyone here ever been to one of the shitty restaurants that was on his show? How bad was it still?
I've never been to one but I know in some cases being featured on Kitchen Nightmares has completely destroyed some of the restaurants
Most of them shut down shortly after. (mostly because they were already in crippling debt) There's a few that survived though like that one pizzeria where the thin crust meme is from. Also that one NY italian place stayed open for like 10 years afterwards. Say what you will, but the man can host a reality TV show. That shit was actually entertaining.
Social media kind of exposed how much of a hack he is. There are much better cheifs on IG than he ever been. Selling slop is right up his alley.
>grilled cheese
>always some abomination with 50 cheeses and oil, butter, more grease
>on brioche or some f*cking stupid bread
>or so much cheese nothing melts
This is how it is supposed to be.
>awful cheese
>no ham
>no bechamel
Americans and anglos in general should not be allowed to talk about food
That's not a grilled cheese moron it's another sandwich.
If you want to compete with American sandwiches vs. that trash you just posted, here.
Mate the ingredients there are clearly complete shit, go home
Kek you just activated my trap card.
That's in Louisiana, every single ingredient there was made from scratch.
The fries are even done in beef tallow.
And it still looks shit, awkward..
>my sandwich must be le aesthetic
pick a better dish to ask for visual appeal from, dummy
mmmm soggy bread
That's a ham, cheese & bechamel sandwich.
>bechamel on a sandwich
There's a reason french are considered silly and effeminate.
as good as croque monsieurs are they're not grilled cheeses. The only real problem with
is that the cheese appears to be that orange abomination they have in America rather than proper cheese.
Do these psychopaths ever have enough money? He's got more than he or his family could ever need.
>he puts spaces before punctuation
hope he dies