Surely one night of crime fighting is enough to cripple anyone. People get shoulder impingement from too much bench pressing or get a dislocated shoulder from sparring. There is no way this dude wouldn't live past the first night and gets curbstomped by a meth addict. What would a real vigilante look like
>Inb4 Punisher
Lame chud
>What would a real vigilante look like
A police officer killing a thug. Happens all the time. Stop living in fiction.
Where's the cool costumes? Where's the villain who pushed the hero to his physical, intellectual and moral limits? Where's the martial arts
If it's just some 80 IQ child tasering some junkie to death that's boring asf
Chud*
The 80 IQ chuds are the reason crime is rising. Everyone blaming Soros DAs... I would bet my left nut it's due to the lowered standards of policing. When the average IQ of a state trooper was 120 you know for sure they were forming death squads off the clock to take out the bad guys that would get out of jail through a loophole or a female prosecutor.
>When the average IQ of a state trooper was 120 you know for sure they were forming death squads off the clock to take out the bad guys that would get out of jail through a loophole or a female prosecutor.
That's corruption and devolves swiftly from bringing justice to doing whatever you want.
You live in a fantasy world
>The 80 IQ chuds are the reason crime is rising.
Is Chud a new word to describe Black people?
Not without guns
He would be called a racist fascist by the media for stoping black and Antifa criminals. And called a Nazi if he stopped corrupt israelites.
Then would be hunted down by the FBI, CIA, and ATF.
Unironically. Kyle Rittenhouse was the closest thing we've ever had to a real life batman and look at what they attempted to do to him. Its a miracle he was acquitted given the amount of corruption in our legal system
Batman didn’t have resting cringe face and a doughbody.
he got lucky with a relatively based judge, a moronic prosecutor, and that one of the morons he shot lived long enough to incriminate himself on the stand
>CIA
Do you even know what their job is?
Yeah, they call it in.
On paper or in reality?
On both paper and reality they genuinely do not care about domestic issues. They are a FOREIGN intelligence agency. They are not some all-powerful secret police american Stasi, the reason you think they are is because you grew up with 40+ years of leftist propaganda seething about their supposed complicity in the collapse of south american socialist movements and their cloak&dagger experimentation on American citizens to try and find tactics they could use abroad, and have had the idea of 'CIA = bogeyman' burned into your lizard brain, so you blame them for everything like a commie would back in the 80s. Letting the REAL people behind the bullshit get away Scot free. The CIA have their problems, but clandestine enforcement of domestic anti-vigilante legislation is not one of them.
Unreal if you actually believe this. They do whatever the frick they want including smuggling billions of dollars worth of drugs into the united states every year. Lmao you actually believe them when they say they totally don't do stuff on the home front trust me bro? They very much are the bogeymen. They have heart attack guns and fricking mind control powers dude get with it.
>the CIA smuggle drugs
Literal DNC communist talking point from the 1980s, blaming Black person behavior and the cartels on the 'evil racist rethugliKKKans and their stooges in the CIA'. You are so thoroughly subverted by Bolshevism you think that Bolshevism is right wing.
Where is your proof?
>well in the 1960s some communist said that federal agents accused him of being a soviet spy
Lol
Bro you have news anchors that were "interns" at the CIA before being placed in their roles. If you only accept CNN articles admitting to it then no you're not going to get proof. Go look up what the word "clandestine" means and then come back
Fricking lmao imagine being this naive. The CIA is involved in plenty of domestic work. I get it if you're in an associated agency and you're helping to run cover for them but if you're not I'm embarrassed for how dumb you are. The intelligence community (which a lot of people mean when they say CIA) is deeply involved in domestic affairs
Whatever is in the best interest of Israel?
Why does he look like that LMAO
>t. hormonally stunted zoomer
Chris Nolan is a colorblind hack fraud
No. He'd be identified from:
1. All the people who helped design Wayne Enterprises hardware
2. Autists matching his mouth and voice to photos and recordings of Bruce Wayne
3. Satellites and surveillance tracking the Batmobile
4. Someone just following through on Joker's initial plan of killing people until he gives himself up
hockey pads
Uh no his armored suit and gadgets give him a huge edge over random thugs I never understood how he felt Bane’s punches through his body armor or why he couldn’t use a taser or baton to take him down, that’s why it’s dumb to have a villain who’s “a really strong fighter” in a series that’s supposed to be realistic
>I never understood how he felt Bane’s punches through his body armor
It's because Bane is a big guy
for you.
Bane is constantly being dosed by some unexplained stimulant that numbs him from pain via his mask so a taser wouldnt work. As for the body armor Bane is just supposed to be deadly strong and a smart fighter. There's weak points in Batmans armor, and even ignoring that if you bounce a guys head off the ground enough times a motorcycle helmet won't stop a concussion.
He would get a lot more done with a gun
i think there was some irl super hero guy called phoenix jones
in short they start out good but in time they go to shit just everything else
wasn't he just clearing out the competition
>What would a real vigilante look like
It wouldn't look like anything else you've seen in 'Cop videos' on youtube.
>pic related
Punk fricks around.
Cops help him find out.
The problem is the narrative.
The Right would see the cop as the hero, preserving law and order in a city full of taxpayers who just want clean streets.
The Left will pull every excuse out of their ass to rationalize why the person 'finding out' was like that:
>Oh he came from a troubled home.
>Ohhh, he has addiction issues.
>Oh he lost his job at the mill
>Oh he's a troony that no one will frick
>Oh he's black and still waiting for his reparation check.
>Oh, the kiddie-rapist needed a little lovin'.
But beyond that the government doesn't want people to take matters into their own hands, regardless of the narrative. So say if you actually did research and find the location of a really bad man, like he's so horrible, there is no logical reason why he should be kept alive. The news won't publish that story. They'll keep it vague, like "John Doe, 41, was found decapitated on 237th Ave, and 14th st.".... then when you look up the name and address, you find out John Doe was a 10 time convicted child-rapist who's constant let go because of "leftist reasoning", and on that 237th/14th there is a preschool. And that the severed head was places on a speared gate, add symbolism to this killing.
...again, the news isn't going to publish a story saying "a 10 times convicted pedophile was beheaded in front of a preschool. Some say the victim was prowling for his next victim."
That's the problem with vigilantism. You might have a purpose doing what you do, but the message will always be drowned out by agendas.
Honestly I read your post about four times. I still do t joe what the frick you are trying to say
No matter what you do for them,the public will always hate you.
>vigilante fights crime in major American city
>everybody he beats up is black and Hispanic
>would the media, institutions and federal agencies allow this to happen??
Lol
>Vigilante is also white
Theres that guy who went around merking pedos. I think he just got sent to jail.
I wonder, if chomos get treated like filth in prison, does this guy get treated like a king.
Even if Batman was real there are literally hundreds of crimes happening EVERY SINGLE DAY.
There's a reason why NYPD has 20000 officers.
If batman existed it wouldn't be hard for the police to catch him.
Yeah he could exist. I'd put a .38 round in his head if he ever tried me though.
Some very special people are built different. Top 1% athleticism. As long as the armor is good, he could go night after night preying on the weak (meth head burglers who probably don't have a gun) but it would be stupidly inefficient with all the lurking and waiting. He could just use a gun and be done with it.
it's been tried and the hero turns into a villian. batman's greatest strength is his incorruptibility and that's really hard to find
It's truly tragic what happened to Phoenix Jones. He lived long enough to become the villain.
Go on….
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I know this guy irl and he's a cocain addict and smokes meth
this dude's neck/shoulders makes it look like he's just wearing a giant condom as a costume
Batman would get caught easily. Way too much video surveillance now. That's why they always have some asspull in the movies to counter this unless they go the time piece batman set in 60s-90s.
>Batman would get caught easily. Way too much video surveillance now.
Bruce Wayne literally owns Gotham City. He's a trillionaire. There are people, in real life, with near that amount of capitol to spend, if Batman were to actual exist, he'd have every single city official, cop, judge, even the trashman on his bankroll. Surveillance my ass. batman and Iron Man's superpower is MONEY.
None of the comic stuff works because youre rarely going to be present when a crime or emergency happens.
>Lance Corporal Frank Castle
>Chud
within the next year and a half I'm going to buy this website, and I'm being dead serious, I'm buying this website, because it's only worth $12K at this point, and I'm going to start mass banning all IPs from obvious shills, street shitters, and mental patient "transgenders" like you.
I might just delete 99% of the boards and mass ban majority IP addresses. I come here to talk about movies. You fricks have gone OUT OF YOUR WAY to destroy that experience, and you will pay for it.
Do it. For the love of God, please do it
Nobody is selling though. And if you managed to buy it you would immediately be receiving visits from some very spooky people
>What would a real vigilante look like
>what would a real vigilante look like
bernie goetz
>What would a real vigilante look like
>ACK
The trouble is most vigilantes would go low scale, stopping crime on the streets if they were nearby or simply stalking and killing violent people - which through action would make you a murderer.
The trouble is that you are limited in your impact, anything above low level crimes will just be filled in by someone else the next day. Remove a drug dealer and it creates prime real estate for someone else to deal.
You could create an atmosphere of fear to dissuade most small crimes temporarily, but eventually they realize you are one singular person and that they can get away with doing it at set times or by simply moving locations away from where you patrol/monitor.
the first IRL supervillain
who?
the m'ask u something man. He burns local.
Ned Kelly.
Roscoe McDuff
Several of the more over the top versions of the Punisher are still more plausible than an irl Batman. Micro is gonna be his handler though, not a solo nerd.
A real vigilante would end up shot to death by a kid with a Glock with a switch and a stendo
no,
israelites would have real time satalleite tracking of his every move within mintues
Sometimes he does.
Blankman lookin' ass homie
Yes. and he would be Florida Man.
Batman 43 being more realistic than Modern Batman is kek. If he was realistic, he will be wearing common folk disguises all the time.