Could this BE any more of a murder?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should have bought matt another hot meal but you didn't and now look what happened to ya

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What in the goddamn

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could I be in any more of a k ho-blubblubblub

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death certificate is under Ms. Chanandler Bong.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Matt man!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >episode 33 of the Adam west show is the one about Bruce's family being Bonesmen
      Free Mason's got him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *dies*

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why'd this miserable bitter known drug addict have ketamine in his system???
    This is what LA police are wasting their time on?
    God Damn.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a common cover for murder of an addict, make the addict OD and everyone assumes the addict OD'd by themselves
      its really shitty when its someone on some shit like pain meds, the police assume they fricked up and rule it as accidental overdose, regardless of how many people are claiming that person didnt OD, their partner was a manipulative psycho who recently got split up with by the deceased and conveniently handed the police a stack of empty medication boxes that were 'found' around the deceased despite the family being able to prove (with dated photographic evidence) that those boxes were in fact empty months ago, discarded by the deceased and collected again by the murderous psycho, but no no its clearly an overdose nothing to investigate here, go frick yourself family that knows this is murder, your free to collect your death in service payment now murderous psycho who isnt even supposed to be on the policy now because your relationship ended
      frick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh? How common is it? What percentage of OD's are actually murders?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >psycho ex gets away with murder
        >mattman movie will never be made

        win-win

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's not actually dead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, lmao @ all these useful idiots who think he is. He was abducted by aliens for promoting Fallout(which itself promotes harmful depictions of greys) and is being tormented by them as penance(but not killed)

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >speaks out against Disney
    >drowns in a hot tub
    Nothing to see here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >speaks out against Disney
      Things that never happened.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    K users are scum, all deserve death, but drowning in your sleep is too good for them.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ketamine is a sissy drug it's like molly
    For people who can't handle psychedelics

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pop horse tranq in a pool
    >drown
    That's a head scratcher, what could have killed him?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The kemoshota mafia got him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't he just get hooked on league like a normal person

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn bro got baited by the furry shota trap thinking it was e-girl WAHOOOO

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any inclination of who could have done it

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So no one told you death was gonna be this way
    >JAB JAB JAB JAB
    >Your life's a joke, you're poked
    >The k-hole's where you'll stayyyy!
    >It's like you're always stuck living in fear
    >But the killer's planned this all day, all week, all month, maybe even a year

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The autopsy gives some more context here.
    tldr: he was getting ketamine injection from therapist but his last visit was almost 2 weeks ago and Ketamine rapidly disappears from your system but he still had it in him. Meaning he obtained it somewhere likely the black market. The police reports attached mention not finding any near his corpse or in the house

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A cop/emergency responder grabbed the bag for the weekend and now there's a serious investigation into his death. Dumb. I'm going to spread a rumour that Lisa Kudrow killed him during an aggressive femdom session, feel free to report this as fact

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was his sub name Smelly Cat?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'd have to ask Lisa these hard hitting questions

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude was mixing benzos. but everyone is focusing on the ketamine
      its a matter of times with those guys usually.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dude was mixing benzos.
        Eminem made a diss track for those. Called them Benzino.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUHHH WHY DID THE 54 YEAR OLD STAR HAVE SO MUCH KETAMINE IN HIS SYSTEM

    Gee I dunno it's almost like he really enjoyed doing shitloads of ketamine or something

    But how could that be it's not like Matthew Perry was a known massive drug addict or anything

    Obviously the ketamine became sentient and murdered our beloved Mattman we must stop the evil ketamine FOR JUSTICE

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn I'd go for some ket right about now

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that ketamine wipes depression better than any anti depressant medication?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes but the effects aren't lasting so you have to constantly be high

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has better efficacy for treatment-resistant depressionnthan trying a 5th SSRI does. Its efficacy as a first line of treatment is unknown.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in english, doc?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >police are investigating why a drug addict died of a drug overdose

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why did drug addict degenerate nepobaby of the decedant ruling class have illegal drugs in his system

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive seen both god and the devil on ketamine. its not for me

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it true that he invented sarcasm?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should remake Ghost with him in Swayze's role, Hilarity ensues.

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