Could you fix her?

Could you fix her?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...what's the problem?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      alcoholism

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        PUT SHIT IN HER MOUTH THAT ISN'T ALCOHOL, CONSTANTLY. MAKE HER GAG ON IT.

        t. coomer therapist.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like problems

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No parking meters, francine sees them as silver dicks
        >No vore porn

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please, I must know the context of this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stan hires Jeff to take Francine out on the town and keep her occupied so Stan could do something & this was the list of stuff he wasn't supposed to let her do

        • 9 months ago
          Smaugchad

          Stan hires Jeff to take Francine out on the town and keep her occupied so Stan could do something & this was the list of stuff he wasn't supposed to let her do

          Because they all make her horny. THAT'S the joke.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Polka-dots remind her of dick.
            Should probably see a doctor for some testing.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they don't make her horny they turn her in an alcoholic drug abusing one woman sorority/public nuisance

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait she's into vore?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and she's unbirthed Steve before. Apparently she walked out of a Sears with an entire oven inside her once.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half of this stuff sounds like it'd turn her into some sex maniac.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. She was a raging prostitute before she met Stan. It's hard to say who's a better/worse influence on who in that marriage.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No Duets Featuring Michael McDonald
        >No Sam Elliot
        >No Jeff Dunham puppets
        >No Joysticks

        gets me everytime

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what is like to have a bawd wife

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No darker shade of pale
        >No black ... too erotic
        Unironically built for

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >naked haunches of a horse
        Fricking white women

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only regular Cheerios
        Actual deal breakee.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, Honey Nut Cheerios will make her crave nuts. It's not an allergy, it's for (You)r safety, not hers.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a veterinarian.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She ain't broken

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post HD screencaps of Francine in her bikini

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to the hypnotherapist and get him a sandwich so he doesn’t get uppity.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing to fix.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's there to fix?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't I'd just leave her for Gwen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The TOUGHEST of choices.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Choice
        They have to have canonically had threesomes right?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superior replacemnt

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If stan can leash her, i can fix her.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Loving and loyal house wife who's slightly insane
    I don't see a problem here.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's perfect the way she is

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's completely fricking broken. not even i can fix her.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to fix perfection?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 9 months ago
    Anonyrnous

    So we're all in agreement that American Dad has aged the best out of all the long-running cartoon shitcoms, yeah?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Without a doubt

      Newest episodes haven't been as quality but they still occasionally knock it out of the park

      Roger's "origin" story episode
      Roger's football coach and professor episode
      And Gold Top

      Those were some really solid episodes of the new season

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad Goose was the last great episode, which is fine because we both got a lot of good episodes already, and Bad Goose was bizarrely good in an otherwise mostly mid season and era.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Well guess I'll use it for peeing now
    What did Hayley mean when she said that in this episode?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Francine Smith is very, very, VERY attractive.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Endgame~

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