>get called an incel on Cinemaphile >start getting self conscious about my virginity >know it's not even a troony/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry >get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fricking damn it. I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it. He recently caught me watching a vtuber and thought it was a cartoon until he figured out what I was really watching. I don't think he was angry, but he was really disappointed. He also hates it when I watch streamers too but Jerma unironically helped me get through high school since I was bullied constantly. It made me feel like I had a friend at home and the community didn't constantly berate me like the kids at school. Streamers in general really helped with my depression growing up.
I still live at home and depend on my parents and they know I'm not bringing any girls over. He's started calling me "Virgy" in public and around my friends instead of referring to me by my real name. It's getting annoying.
He used to play baseball while he finished his degree so I tried to show him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching Smash evo and he just asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?"
Tonight we were out eating at a family reunion and he was drunk and mentioned my virginity to everyone at the 20 seat table. There was awkward silence before someone changed the subject.
>why doesn't the homosexual introduce you to some girls instead of just mocking you? You know, the thing fathers do. Are you a burger?
He's tried, it's not his fault. My younger brother is an unironic Chad going to school on a full sports scholarship and my youngest brother recently signed in the MLB draft for like $6 million
Your dad's an butthole and has belittled you your whole life.
Step 1: Ignore everything he says. Not a single word of it matters anymore.
Step 2: Get literally any job and do everything you can to be the best at it. Your entire world starts to open up as you climb any existing hierarchy, even if it's freakin McDonald's.
Step 3: You're probably autistic and shit so find a hobby that gets you out of the house and interacting with people. You like vidya right? Pick up a competitive game and attend local tournaments for it. Get into tabletop wargaming or D&D.
Step 4: While climbing a hierarchy of competence and being somewhat social, the opportunities for meeting women naturally present themselves as a consequence of your movement. Women are a side effect of success and healthy socialization.
>he figured out what I was really watching
i wish one of you would explain it to me because vtubers strike as me as a non-human intelligence's impression of humanity. i feel i am due a quick rundown
is this a pasta?
I had a dad like that and I'm an autist gay,
you should become a complete drug addled failure and then build yourself up and get a stem career, it's what I'm doing
>get called an incel on Cinemaphile
>start getting self conscious about my virginity
>know it's not even a troony/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry
>get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fricking damn it. I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it. He recently caught me watching a vtuber and thought it was a cartoon until he figured out what I was really watching. I don't think he was angry, but he was really disappointed. He also hates it when I watch streamers too but Jerma unironically helped me get through high school since I was bullied constantly. It made me feel like I had a friend at home and the community didn't constantly berate me like the kids at school. Streamers in general really helped with my depression growing up.
I still live at home and depend on my parents and they know I'm not bringing any girls over. He's started calling me "Virgy" in public and around my friends instead of referring to me by my real name. It's getting annoying.
He used to play baseball while he finished his degree so I tried to show him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching Smash evo and he just asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?"
Tonight we were out eating at a family reunion and he was drunk and mentioned my virginity to everyone at the 20 seat table. There was awkward silence before someone changed the subject.
why doesn't the homosexual introduce you to some girls instead of just mocking you? You know, the thing fathers do. Are you a burger?
>why doesn't the homosexual introduce you to some girls instead of just mocking you? You know, the thing fathers do. Are you a burger?
He's tried, it's not his fault. My younger brother is an unironic Chad going to school on a full sports scholarship and my youngest brother recently signed in the MLB draft for like $6 million
>He's tried
say your dad I'm sorry. I'm sorry his son is an autistic homosexual. Have you considered killing yourself?
doxxed, going to your house right now to call you a virgin and your dad will laugh when I do
That's the mother's job, moron.
Your dad's an butthole and has belittled you your whole life.
Step 1: Ignore everything he says. Not a single word of it matters anymore.
Step 2: Get literally any job and do everything you can to be the best at it. Your entire world starts to open up as you climb any existing hierarchy, even if it's freakin McDonald's.
Step 3: You're probably autistic and shit so find a hobby that gets you out of the house and interacting with people. You like vidya right? Pick up a competitive game and attend local tournaments for it. Get into tabletop wargaming or D&D.
Step 4: While climbing a hierarchy of competence and being somewhat social, the opportunities for meeting women naturally present themselves as a consequence of your movement. Women are a side effect of success and healthy socialization.
>he figured out what I was really watching
i wish one of you would explain it to me because vtubers strike as me as a non-human intelligence's impression of humanity. i feel i am due a quick rundown
Do you study? If not, get a job
is this a pasta?
I had a dad like that and I'm an autist gay,
you should become a complete drug addled failure and then build yourself up and get a stem career, it's what I'm doing
He's wants you. Hw wants to be your first and to pound daddy's little bussy till it bursts open.
>Jerma unironically helped me get through high school
lol this was the funniest shit I've read all day thank you for the laugh
No even fat ugly b***hes can easily find guys to frick them because any hole is a goal.
>because any hole is a goal
I'd rather be a virgin than frick a fat or ugly girl. Have some god damn dignity.
>femcel
frick off reddit cuck they don't exist
Now an Elliot Rodger biopic would be kino
>rich
>drove a nice car
>jealous at pajeets who were getting girls whil driving hondas
Elliot deserved it.
Go to bed, Bakugo.
the word "incel" was coined by a chick in the 90s in reference to herself
i know no one asked but "femcel" has a unique irony to it imo
Something like Groundhog Day but with Jenna Ortega or Zendaya as the lead. Yeah that's what I want to see.
Okay, but what do you think Virgy should do about his situation?
>Jenna Ortega or Zendaya
those are very different things
I should've been more specific, with attractive I meant VERY attractive. No regular attractive or even average.
I could but I won't.
Adult virgins are gross unless they're women.
Adriana Lima biopic. She was volcel until being married at 28. That's the closest thing you're going to get to an attractive femcel.
Is an attractive abo possible?
What’s with all the diversity? Or is it trying to show what a 10 of each race looks like?
my wife is a 10, its not that hard, just put yourself out there