>Couldn’t get a career as a creative, huh journalist?
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>Couldnt get a career as a creative, huh journalist?
>Couldn’t get a career as a creative, huh journalist?
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>n-no mistress
I didn't watch whatever garbage this is thar your troons are spamming so I have no idea what epic chud owning line she dropped, and in glad because listening to women speak is ear-grating
> because listening to women speak is ear-grating
Many, even most of them perhaps, but Dakota has an all-time pleasant voice. It's soft, it's low, it's gentle.
She needs to get into ASMR immediately, soon after followed by JOI.
She's off to a great start.
She needs to be reading more things. Many more.
she narrated a documentary
I want her to massage me with her wrinkled and washed up hands
>couldn’t get a career as a creative without mommy and daddy, huh nepobaby
This is the equivalent of people posting that Jon Stewart or David Schwimmer are in fact, israeli.
>left wing
https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-dakota-johnsons-cancel-culture-comments-spoke-volumes
>nepobaby
How did this even become an insult when it applies to everyone in showbusiness since the 1950's?
>Ooh you only got your opportunities by being born to the right people in the right country.
That's how it works for literally everything. If you were born into a family of Laotian rice farmers do you think you'd be whining on 4reddit about cute milfs?
Some old israelites somewhere came up with it like they did with boomer for zoomers to have something to be distracted by.
because all of Hollywood became obsessed with shitting on low class white people for being privileged
I remember playing Real Life 2007 and out of the hundreds of times I've played I was never born in America
If it's really that rare then I'm blessed
Trust fund band
Why do leftwingers benefit from nepotism so much?
Because conservatives are just better people and would never take advantage like that. It's a real "leftwinger" thing apparently. Lol
its both sides anon, but lefties end up mostly in entertainment because they think their point of view is unique because they grew up not being told no
Hey Beter
Uhh famous people come from rich backgrounds? Everyone already knows this sweaty.
is she a rich b***h?
Well. I'd still rawdog her for the next 4 months.
>A nepobaby shouldn’t be talking
>Y-you're only rich and successful because your parents were also successful in their lives!
Yeah, I'm sure that'd absolutely devastate her.
Children of rich people hate being pointed out that their success isn't due to their talent or abilities.
This
Just like wh*te people HATE it when you tell them how privileged they are 🙂
>wh*te people HATE it when you tell them how privileged they are 🙂
White people aren't privileged....non-white people living in white socieites are the ones that are privileged.
She’s joked about it so often that it won’t land properly. Aside from that, it makes you sound incredibly mad.
Why is she so perfect...
..ly ordinary?
no she hasn’t
I dunno why people would want to try to insult her anyway, she's the opposite of a pompous, pretentious actress. She's said she doesn't think she is very good at it and she suffers from depression.
I can fix her.
>an snl skit
literally every celebrity does shit like that to be “in on the joke” that hurts their ego
Ignoring the nepo joke, the Aubrey Plaza and Sydney Sweeney lines were a little harsh, no? How about calling Madame Web's superpower 'Whispering in Monotone'? But I suppose you are convinced that the depressive actress who said she'd do over every role in her career again if she could because she never gets it right still must be concealing a massive ego.
Anon, he's smugly sitting at his computer ok Cinemaphile.edu, telling himself that if he were in the room with her he'd have an absolute zinger of an insult that would leave her speechless. Just let him have the fantasy.
You’re sounding mad now brosss
Thats proof its a sore spot.
it actually does, she's spoken openly about wanting to separate herself from the nepo baby tag she gets
>I was told Sydney would be here
Just tell her you tried to jack off to her in Fifty Shades but you couldn't cum to her flat, boring breasts and bad acting
>so your penis doesn't work?
>well let's find out right now b***h
Suddenly this scenario has me very aroused
And just like that you've fallen into her Madame Web (2024).
What’s your Dad’s name again?
I'm not a journalist, ma'am.
>I took the opportunity that she opened her mouth to speak and quickly reveal that I am the so-called anti-hero "the urinator", I take out my penis and start urinating on her mouth, I make sure that when she closes her mouth I urinate on her nose and force her to open her mouth to breathe through it, then I quickly pee in her mouth again, finally, when the security guards come for me, I throw a smoke bomb and disappear. I leave a bright yellow piece of paper on the floor with the words "You have been blessed with the sacred urine of the Urinator"
W-what?
It'd be revealed that this was all part of a Web vision, so she'd be prepared and would Web you with her powers.
“Urine for it now!”
It is what it is
the proper response would be
LOL YOURE IN MADAME WEB
*INHALES*
>Repeating lines someone wrote for you and is literally directing you how to say em
Yeah thats so creative